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My question is,...if you had the opportunity to eat human flesh,...would you also eat it

Her uvula(belubelu) is over growing,...with the help of those aboki people with small changes of money,....they can reduce the growth by cutting it to it's normal size,or she should rather visit the hospital for better medication...fuckaniza comman interfere in these situation you should also know better

These is also known as swollen uvula

Go to the pharmacist and ask for amartem or coartem it's just 1500naira or 1000naira give me feedback of your condition after using it

Madamvanessa goons

Fuckaniza:
Na shiimas need the introduction jere ... Gbayii padi eh, yur sighted

you are sighted

Xbox2005:
my officer,I hope I won't get apprehended ohhh.I came in peace ohhh.thanks for your concern

my friend fuckaniza comman see new commer ohh,...so you can introduce your business to him

I dey interested I these job

My name na kimiso aka mr police anywhere you go I follow you

LUAN:
I use my phone to open new facebook after some minutes, I discovered that the have blocked my new facebook account, saying I have gone against their community standard, the worst of it is that I can't login to my old account again,.. please would I be able to login to that' old account again??

you be gee boy

Makschinchin:
Good evening all, as seen in the picture, what kind of ailment is this?... It has affected some of my birds for many days now despite the fact that I have given them med. And it is hindering the birds from eating well and also affected their sight... Any help or med that will be very effective please??

these one na apollo

Jmichael1:
Hw I go leave all dis big booty grls then cum dey nack my fellow man....God forbid
May I die the day I try it...

imagine totality madness

God created both gender equal,....in order to love join hands together to produce new offspring,...in which God didn't created one to torment one another,...atleast we have seen so many men going after a girl for a relationship for over 6 months even some 1 year and above without any positive response to the proposal, even some if you haven't used money to buy her love,...she wouldn't take the love you have for her into good consideration,do you think god is really happy with these, that is why most gender in hell fire will be girls,......please girls change your attitude towards men as from now.dont turn a two weeks relationship proposal into several years of relationship punishment infact two weeks is too long,...something sweet without value is meaningless

Imagine,....purchasing 100million naira presidential ticket,...and you expect them not to embezzle the Capital supposedly meant to reform the country.

These totally refers to almighty ponzi scheme.

Fuckaniza:
YouTube... Just saw "abela pupa" recently sef.

ok

I wish you the best

MTN is now drinking data like freshyo imagine,I subscribe 100naira:100mb of daily subscription these morning just to sign into my gmail account and restore my WhatsApp chats on my new android Nokia 6 I just bought, surprisingly 100mb clear and dusted after signing in my Google account and restoring my WhatsApp chats which is not even upto 20mb,I needed to switch to Glo network as soon as possible I can't continue like these same to their night plan too

guru03:
Hello Professional Health workers in the house, Mt two year old son who is learning to talk is stammering, please I need help on that. Moderator please post it to front page.

am also a stammerer and it has no cure, it's for life unless he managed how to control it to avoid been embarrassed

Lucasmuyiwaa:
What happened was that my Dad collected a brand new iPhone I bought from me February last year all because some uncivilized people like him keeps telling him the phone I use is very expensive and said it’s used by yahoo boys and which my Dad hate the word YAHOO.

Though , I felt very sad wondering why he would collect a phone from a 27 years old Son.

I pleaded to him severally to please give me back the phone and I also sent some of his friends which they value each other to him to please help me beg him to return the phone but he keeps telling them he’s not gonna give me and instead get me a small phone that doesn’t browse so as to stop having internet access.

After many Months of using a small Android phone which is very uncomfortable for me and hoping I will gather some money and get a better phone for myself anytime soon.

I waited for some months but couldn’t afford a better phone cuz I don’t want to buy a very low budget phone since I’m addicted to smooth browsing on my IPhone.

Then I tried to find solution for myself by going to find the iPhone he seized in his room even though I don’t enter his room anyhow.

God so good i got into his room when everyone wasn’t aware and I found the phone where he kept it and took it.

I started having conscience on it and asking myself if I’ve messed up.

I came to Nairaland to ask what I should do maybe to return the phone or keep it with me.

I found out some people blamed me for invading his room and getting m my stuff.

Some people told me to return it and never do that again.

when I was going to return the phone I found out that the whole house are back and it’s not possible to go there that time.

I don’t know what to do because it was a luck that nobody was at home that day.

I reasoned to my self maybe I should go and deliver the phone to him myself fearing if he found out the phone is no more there the issue will escalate and will be too late.

The next morning I took the phone to him and told him I find it using a device on the phone with another phone to track it.

He was very annoyed and said what I did was bad with a very cool voice and gave me the phone back himself.

After few hours he called me and said he put some Saudi Money (Riyadh) in the carton he hide my phone and he couldn’t find the money there and asked me if I took it.

I sensed he was trying to tell me that in order to know what I did was bad.

I told him I didn’t take any money there and I honestly didn’t see any money there.

He let me leave and said he will try to find it very well later.

Then just today he called my married elder sister to come to our house and wanted to have a meeting with us cuz we are just two from our late mother.

From his speech he said he can’t be seeing me not working since I’m a graduate and I should find something doing.

He knew I was into exportation of Petrol to Cotonou before the work stopped due to border close down and too much customs officials on the road.

So he started insulting me I’m just being idle and don’t want to work because I’m getting money from yahoo because he returned my phone to me to have internet access.

I accepted all the insults he did to me and didn’t argue with him not until he said if I’m a good boy I won’t go into his room to take my phone and even take his money he kept there the other day.

I then knew he meant that word that I took his money again and which I didn’t even take or see.

Then he began raining insults on me and begin to lay emphasis on the money that I took my phone and his money.

At this point I was very mad and couldn’t hold myself from keeping silence and then I had to break it.

I told him I can take everything he do to me but accusing me wrongfully I will never take that with a mini voice and suddenly wanted to hit me which I run from him to escape.

On running through the steps, he suddenly grab the big stool in the sitting room and dropped it on my head which nearly hit me . (If that stool hit me I don’t know what will happen to me )

But I managed to escape and he started raining curses on me and insulting my late mother for giving him a son like me.

My sister was there too and all she kept saying was I’m very rude to disclaim the accusations and defending myself and she also start insulting me that how dare should I talk when he’s talking.

After few insults he gave me so he came downstairs and started insulting me again while I stand not too far from him.

He quickly picked up a very big stone and a big plank on the floor threw at me which if these two objects meet me I will still be bleeding by now.

He told me with anger that I’m a bastard and cursed me saying it will not better for me and we can never sleep together in the house today and he left and went out.

So my stepmother returned and I narrated everything to her and made her known I’m leaving the house to avoid unnecessary violence again because I’ve been planning to leave the house due to everyday arguments and his nags.

The stepmother told me not to leave the house and rather he will talk to him and calm him down and everything will be fine.

I already made my mind to leave the house and stay at the hotel for some days because my friend which I could go and stay with has traveled last week and said he will be back today.

I got to the hotel and booked the room and having some rests then I saw my stepmother call and she said I should come home and we need to talk.

I sensed maybe she was trying to set me up and I told her I’m at where I’m going to sleep tonight because I just don’t want to come home today.

She said I shouldn’t even think that way and promised me nothing is going to happen.

I believed her because she knows I respected her and I knows she likes me.

Then she told me to come home and sleep and assure me no violence will happen as she just need to talk to me privately which I don’t have idea what else she want to tell me .

Now should I go home or just sleep at the hotel and probably not going to go to that house again soon if I sleep at the hotel today ?

depends on the way your mood is bro

WondaBeauty:
Your story is enough to make any sane person get headache or go insane.

All the SO's are more than enough to build a church.(no offense)





I would advise you go back home and talk with her cos she seems like the easy medium to your father.


But in all, FOLLOW UR MIND.

are you sure you are the one in that profile picture

emiriam:
This is the story of my life: I am not a loose woman. I am just a woman who loves her husband very much and didn’t want to lose him. I just did what I had to do to save my marriage even though I feel guilty sometimes. It was not easy but I slept with my driver so that I could give my husband a child, but instead, God gave me twins, a boy and a girl.

I was married to Philip for eight years. We had no child. The worst was that I never got pregnant even for a day. His mother became so impatient that she started breathing down my neck as she gave me no breathing space at all. She moved in to live with us and practically made my life unbearable – in my matrimonial home.

I cannot drink water and drop the cup because she must insult me. It got to a point that she stopped eating my food because, according to her, I should be feeding my children so that they would grow healthy and stronger and not her.

Monica, if you had children, you are supposed to be feeding them with all these food so that they would grow healthy and strong. I am getting old so I don’t need all these nonsense you call food. Take them away and give me grandchildren,” she would scream.

Even after she had left, I could still hear those insults in my head so I decided to take a bold step – I seduced and slept with our driver.

Before then, my mother-in-law also stopped talking to me, however, the only time she talks to me is when she wants to insult me and remind me of how less a woman I was. Philip and I love each other so much that he stood by me despite all his mother did or said to frustrate me to leave him.

We visited different specialists and they all certified us medically alright. I have visited churches, held vigils and even fasted for days, drank various concoctions of varied colours and combinations all in the name of getting pregnant so that my mother-in-law can stop humiliating me yet I couldn’t get pregnant. At a point, I stopped coming out of my bedroom because it was obvious that my mother-in-law had vowed to frustrate me out of her son’s home.

Most times, I just stayed in my bedroom and either cry, pray, think and then sleep off because I was scared of his mother confronting me. To make things worse, she sent away the house help because she said, “You don’t need any house help because there are no children to take care of. Take care of your house yourself and stop wasting my son’s hard earned money.”

It was just the three of us living at home, God, I was always so terrified even when I hear her voice from a distance. It is so agonizing to say this but my husband usually pleads with me to come out of the room and this makes him feel so sad especially those times I refuse because I don’t want to come face-to-face with his mother. When her troubles became too unbearable, Philip practically threw her out of the house just to make me feel safe and comfortable in my own home.

Okine the driver is a young man in his late 20’s. He is a graduate of Mechanical Engineering but because he could not get a good paying job, he opted to become a driver. I promised to get him a good job if he sleeps with me just once but I never disclosed the reason for this. However, Okine thought I just wanted to cheat on my husband with him. I planned it during my ovulation so that I could get pregnant, although it was not easy sleeping with another man. I knew I was betraying my husband but I saw it as a necessary action.

After a month, I discovered that I was pregnant. So, as promised I got a job for Okine in a friend’s company where he started earning a very good salary. When I told Philip that I was pregnant, he was so excited.

“Sweetheart, God has finally answered our prayers. I am pregnant,” I revealed.

When I was five months pregnant, he informed his mother and she immediately returned to the house. She pampered me like a baby and also took good care of me. I never wanted to do any scan but my mother-in-law insisted. When I finally did the scan, it showed that I was pregnant with twins, a boy and a girl.

My mother- in-law and husband were extremely happy while I felt much fulfilled. “God thank you for compensating me with a set of twins after eight years of barrenness,” I muttered. When the twins were born, the girl took ill for some time. It took a while before she fully recovered after several treatments and this got me worried.

Philip and I insisted that blood test be carried out on them to determine their blood group and genotype and then came the shocking revelation. The doctor informed us that although their blood groups are both A, however, their genotypes are AS for the girl and AA for the boy meanwhile Philip and I are both AA. I wanted the ground to open and swallow me up because I felt Philip would ask questions but to my surprise, he did not. He just said, “Sweetheart, lets go home. We have had quite a long day, you and my babies need to rest.”

Three months later, he held me closely and said: “Monica, don’t be scared. I don’t want to know who the father of the twins is. I know whatever you did, you did to save our marriage and I am very proud of you. I promise to always love you and my babies. I promise this will be a secret between us. I love you sweetheart. I know we will have our own children someday.”

I wept as he wiped my tears with his hands. I know what I did was wrong but at least my mother-in-law is extremely happy with me, that is all that matters. Although, everyone is happy but I feel guilty that I selfishly used an innocent man to achieve my aim. But before anybody judge me; just put yourself in my shoes and think for a moment, if it was you what you will do?

What do you think of this heart felt story of this woman?

I pictured you yourself in these story

That is English for you,if you fail to understand English language then go study your agric with peace,child abuse Koh baby abuse nii

May God bless your hustle

Butter yam herb

I will get a laptop and start my nfts journey with it

If I ever seen someone who could help me abroad like United kingdom or USA that would also accommodate me ,I wanted to start my shoes cobbler, phone repairing and electrician there

Most of it are scams so far

HandsomeGuyman:
I still can't forget my experience with this Abuja girl I've been chatting with for a long time.
I have been inviting her to come to my house since December and she has been giving me excuses.
On Sunday, she finally decided to come and what happened next shocked me to the bone.
I bought her food from a Fast food and after eating, something led to another and it was time to have sex; this girl asked me if i have a condom.
I had a pack of condom but i didn't want her to think otherwise or call me a womanizer for storing condoms in my house and so.
The moment i told her that i don't have, she said she has
This Abuja babe brought out condom from her bag and gave to me ooo
For me, i have removed her from my list of girlfriend ooo.
Which reasonable/responsible girl will be moving around with packets of condom if not a prostitute?
What do you think?
Cc Lalasticlala
Seun

bro that girl is just loyal to you unlike some girls they will their eat and go their go please dont I abandon her

HandsomeGuyman:
I still can't forget my experience with this Abuja girl I've been chatting with for a long time.
I have been inviting her to come to my house since December and she has been giving me excuses.
On Sunday, she finally decided to come and what happened next shocked me to the bone.
I bought her food from a Fast food and after eating, something led to another and it was time to have sex; this girl asked me if i have a condom.
I had a pack of condom but i didn't want her to think otherwise or call me a womanizer for storing condoms in my house and so.
The moment i told her that i don't have, she said she has
This Abuja babe brought out condom from her bag and gave to me ooo
For me, i have removed her from my list of girlfriend ooo.
Which reasonable/responsible girl will be moving around with packets of condom if not a prostitute?
What do you think?
Cc Lalasticlala
Seun

bro that girl is just loyal to you unlike some girls they will eat their eat and go their go

That is the mark of the beast it is unriddable

Maynman:
That’s a lie, show me and let’s compare to our naija women.

the thread is not about girls only its for both gender

EmptyGarden:
Too much of "kneel down, hands up!"

is also applied to guys also