₦airaland Forum

Ekemeze:


I pray the biggest asteroids destroy the earth. I just wish the sun would swallow the earth today. smh

stop waiting for asteroids , try to buy ya self an hypo and save ya self the stress

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/lucky-calf-born-two-heads-23510436

anything wey bring money for now na god,we all worship money, infact God is really patience with us human being

nairalandankrah:
Mazi efulefu Fredrick Nwabufo. ;

The idea of having a near-perfect country out of a ruptured Nigeria is illusory. The composite parts of the country each contribute to the miasma of confusion that Nigeria is. No single entity is responsible for Nigeria’s problems. All the ethnic nationalities are equal shareholders in the failing of the Nigerian enterprise. There is enough blame to go around.




So, what will change if, for example, there is a south-east state as some are campaigning for? Will the present social order be inverted? Will the internecine hate and wrangling dissipate? Well, for sure I think the current revulsion that some have for the entity ‘’Nigeria’’ will be reserved for the emergent state. Elite corruption and abuse will still dominate the polity because the new order will be from the same predatory gene-pool. Non-ethnic predation will give way for ethnic predation because at the end of day class struggle is not resolved by the unity of language, religion or culture.


As of 2019, 400,000 citizens have been killed in the South-Sudan crisis. Four million refugees created and 1.8 million people internally displaced. The cause of these tragedies boils down to power struggle among the elite who quickly mobilised themselves behind the emergent state to capture power. A country fabled to be a lodestar in Africa and which was to be a compelling argument for splintering ‘’artificially created’’ states on the continent is now a functional example of why breaking up countries in Africa is not expedient.

An often parroted argument for Nigeria’s dissolution is that the country is an inorganic fabrication of the British. Lies, It is nearly impossible to find a homogenous country. The problem with Nigeria, as we all know, is that we are yet to have a people’s leadership or as Chinua Achebe puts it, a leader “humbled by the trust placed on him by the people’’ and ‘’willing to use the power given to him for the good of the people’’.

We are stronger together. This is not a platitude but a fact. 90 percent of wealth of the Igbo is not warehoused in the south-east. The Igbo are a peripatetic people gifted with extraordinary entrepreneurial abilities. They are among the most financially fortunate Nigerians. Nigeria and beyond are their trading arcade. They are in every nook, cranny and crevices in the country. It is unarguable that a united Nigeria is a more viable emporium for the Igbo than a fragmented Nigeria. It will not be the same for the business-minded Igbo with new states emerging from the wreck of Nigeria – the emergent states will certainly want to put up hedges that will protect their own people against outsiders. Where does that leave Chukwuma who has billions of naira worth of investments doting the south-west?

The south-west as well cannot subsist as an island. It needs the commerce of the Igbo, the endowments of the north, and rich cultural and material resources of other groups to blossom. We need each other.

Our diversity should count for something. It should be our strength. We will be the biggest losers if the Nigerian enterprise is liquidated. We must make Nigeria work.

Fredrick Nwabufo is a writer and journalist
Twitter @FredrickNwabufo

the effect of smoking too much igbo

Zico5:
Who cares? Mo ya look away. They can kill themselves as they like but we value lives down south here. Those northern governors and the masses there are thinking they are bringing unrest just to court sympathy but unknown to them nobody cares again. They can sit down and dialogue with the killer herdsmen and bandits but can not do the right thing in bringing the criminality to an end. We are not the same and can never be. They should leave for us to enjoy our peace here. I come in peace.

I still wonder which country still dialogue with criminal in this 21st century, they've monetise everything in this country to thier own favour....... will always respect america cos they don't negotiate with terrorists, it either u surrender or faces the consequences

Hotbutt:
Good evening. Please I need information on how to get some Yahoo Boys living opposite me Arrested.

I live in a close. My house is inside another close. In fact it's a close inside a close. You won't even know people live there becos the close is kinda hidden.

These boys are a complete nuisance since they moved into the area. They have no respect for those living around.

They are always packing their Cars infront of my gate purposely to block me from coming out of my house.
They make a hell of Noise.
They behave like complete Touts and Agberos. You can't even have a reasonable conversation with them. (So nobody should suggest that)
All they know is how to on generator from morning till night.
They live in a Flat where they pay about N400k and above.
The Landlord doesn't live there.
When they throw party, it is the worst. They will block the entire frontage with their numerous cars leaving no place to pass.

In fact they are a complete nuisance. I dislike them with passion.

I mind my business in the area 100%. If i look at u and u dont look reasonable or behave well, I avoid u.

If they can mind their own business without infringing on other people's right, we won't have a problem at all.

I want to end it all once and for all becos they think I can't do anything but I want to show them that my silence is not stupidity.

I need help on inviting the Law into this matter. If possible EFCC.

Thank you.

Call the matured ones among them to notices , they can all be toque , learn to mind ya business bro

Aliyos80:
I was married 4yrs back without knowing the man is mentally ill, everything happened just in a rush from our first meeting to the marriage its self just happens in 2months time and we just meet once face to face, the 2nd was during wedding time (it's my qadr and I accept it wholeheartedly)
I was treated very badly by him I was beaten up many times he slap me in any misunderstanding I suffered alot in those 8months, before my parents got me separated from him after learning he is mentally unstable from his family, though he didn't divorce me untill after I spent another 8months in my parents house saying he loves me he will not divorce me, my uncle threaten him of going to court before he handed the divorce paper to me.
now I really want to get married, but am very afraid of been married again I use to feel why would I go back to that terrible life but deep down I feel I want my own home, my own family, I want to see my own children
how can I overcome this please

U no plans this ya film well oo, wetin you wan gain self ? Sympathy or financial help? cos You're not a lady to ya profiles

MOLOTOVcockTAIL:
Goat talk ... where your brain go in 2015. Unfortunately you can't undo the past. The unspeakable evil you helped to enthrone may even consume you if you don't keep mum like other goats like you that led us here.

sharap..... he only perform his duty then and the election was clean and clear ........ he only count the votes so blames the voters

Arewa1stSon:
Do you know the reason they hardly attack the herdsmen?? Cos they know that the herdsmen always fight back!!

So now they're using the Hausas they know... hardly retaliate to catch cruise!!

Waten concern those traders concern one psychopath fighting for his selfish interest??


Most of them don't even know the reason they're being attacked!!

when will you get sense and stop this nonsense ? learn to preach loves not hate and let's stoop this tribalism war

thatthickgurl:
Everyone hates me

I can't seem to do anything right

Nobody understands me

I am always humiliated

Nobody wants to be associated with me

I hate it here

humbleness attract people , are you kind and good to everyone around you ? cos ya attitudes might be the cause which you won't observe yaseelf

MarveworldG:
Chai

their is no hustles without an insults, what's matter is the daily bread for survival, cos the insult can't glue to ya body but hunger can't leave you..... so far you're not a beggar don't feel bad

Slimslimqq:
Good morning everyone

we all know alot has been happening in d country for a while, from unemployment to banditry and insurgency, covid 19 to endsars protest which they have all claimed thousands of lives. and meanwhile alot are still been said about a second protest and the emergence of Yoruba activist Sunday igboho who is fighting for his people against the dreaded Fulani terrorist, a cause which the federal government is against.

now to my story, I am a seer and I can say my dreams(80%) come to pass, which my family, friends and church members are aware of my gift. if I have a dream and I cry till I wake up, there is 99.9% possibility that the dream will come to pass.

so yesterday, I slept and I hard this dreadful dream about our nation.
there was a large gathering(looks like a protest) were both old, young, male and female were present with placards. even the president of nigeria was present with his placard(but it wasn't buhari, it was gambo who acted as president) then an opposing force(a whiteman) who didn't want gambo has president threatened to drop a bomb, everyone panicked and started running but some brave ones dared him because almost everyone had a gun on them, some with cutlass.

the whiteman then ordered his mercenaries to start shooting students instead in their schools, I was so scared because the first school they targeted was my son school, I ran so fast and hard to try to save my son, every parents did same, they started throwing bombs, killing a lot of people, I saw familiar faces die during the war, houses were burnt. I was running so fast to save my son, but I couldn't get to the school. then I got a call my son has reach home safely. but the war was still on in the street. a news spread that the president house has been taken over, all politicians have been killed, the president was trying to run away out of the country but his plane was blown and he died. there were few people left alive in d country, so much famine in the land. I was hiding in a cave away from my family. the streets was filled with dead bodies.

as I was trying to run and leave d cave, an old man saw me on d road, that I should run as fast as I could that I should tell the remaining people alive that the white man is planning more dangerous and bloody missions in 45minutes, that no one should leave their house. he gave a watch a so that I can check d time, I started running but I couldn't see anyone close, so I tried running to my house to tell my family but there was only 4 mins left, I started crying in d dream till I woke up to real life.

seriously, I realized I was crying in real life when I woke up, and that's d sign I get if my dream will come to pass. I was breathing so fast like everything happened real. the dream was so dreadful and bloodly than what I wrote down.

please let's pray to GOD to avert any danger coming into this nation. and also warn our beloved ones not to partake in any form of violent gathering, especially the new planned protest. I was also planning to join d protest before, but I won't try it after dis message that was revealed to me. am not forcing anyone to believe me, but I wish urge everyone to play safe.

pls spread this message and let's peace reign in our darling country. nobody wants war, for the sake of our loved ones.

lalasticlala
rocktation
farano

pls kindly move this message to front page, let's join hands in passing this message to the nation

amen ...... but op I hope you're not part of PROCTECT LAGOS AGENT ?? trying to places a fear in everyone's minds

Zzor:
I pity those ladies who share nudes with a so-called boyfriend, it will definitely come back to hunt you sooner or later.

don't form any holy here abeg.... it only takes a fews paper made of money to confuse everyone of you ladies and you'll start acting like you have seen paradise.... you'll even be the one to send him ya nude pics to help u check maybe ya pussy needs a shave

LMS1:
Pasuma Oga Nla. But I Hate Fuji Like Buhari Hate Bitcoin. So So Noise And E Nor Dey Play Finish

na indomie generations u be , so sharap ya mouth...... even most hip-hop legend can't deny fuji

tit:
A fight against herdsmen is a fight against Nigeria

trash talker

Cholls:
my brother report to her parent. what nonsense! Are you her mate?!.

..

this is the kinds of advices u get when you raised a childish topics in a section full of grown up but children

vybzkartel:
My wife has been wearing my shirts and I hate it it
I have warned her but she is not putting a stop
How do I stop her?

she do really loves and proudes of u to be doing such....... stop ranting it doesn't bad

powerfulguy:
Controversial actor, Uche Maduagwu who recently came out of the closet has announced he intends to run for the Office of the Governor, Anambra State.



https://www.instagram.com/p/CLCudfsLGU5/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

this werey just dey catch cruises, everybody wan trend cos much money in madness takes uncle Bob risky as example

Babara1994:
pussy doctor

if you don't mind mam, I can show all my credentials here so intact

sapphiere:
The handwriting looks like that of a male. And only a male can do this kind of stuff. No fear for God at all.

kare! the great seer

Babara1994:
I have been diagnosed with vagina yeast infection. Below is the condition of my vagina.










































You too like toto. Go and read your book, Junior.

wish I could slap you for this wrong jokes.... I'm a pussy doctor's and I knows you might really be having that infections..... so send me the pics of ya pussy to prescribe you somes drugs

MRAKPORS:
Please, what should I do? Thank you

continue checking everywhere you might see more !

Kaduna1stson:
Don't worry, we will give your region the presidency in 2023, that's what you need and please stop complaining about our herdsmen.

you Don mad

Dotar:
Please help!I need a boyfriend, someone who will care for me geniunely.

can you gives me the grace and the chances to be your boyfriend ?

[quote author=AdolfAboki post=98812121]As revealed to me by God Almighty... Below is the picture of our next President.... Come 2023....

God bless Nigeria. [/quote





northern man is not seeing that sit again insha Allah , cos you have nothing contributing to this country economy, no northern states generated more money and yet you still benefits most....... iyalaya yin

4ckTOT0:
to my fellow guys that love fucking peoples wives and gfs, this is a new trick that works.
after nearly gotten caught by someone husband, i had to come up with a new method to Bleep these milfs.
what i do now is, i dont get close to the wife, i get close to the husband, give him cash, buy him beer etc, and do my best to stay off the wife as much as possibl. this way he is never going to believe or suspect anything.
i have already bleeped 2 wives with this format. this latest one is a lady that sells me my car oil, generator oil, gear oil etc. this lady has a succulent body and big yansh and i vowed that i was going to oil it. so for 2 weeks, i noticed she didnt open. i needed to oil my power steering badly because it was getting hard. as she no dey na, i didnt bother. i waited for like 4 days before she didnt open before i bought it somewhere else.
finally after close to too weeks, she resumed.
i asked her why she absent for days and she said her mother inlaw was sick.
na so i symphatize with am then at the end asked her about what we discuses. she was like she wants it too but scared of her husband. i told her i will handle her husband. that she should tell me when he will be here. few days later, she told me her husband will be coming around 2pm. na so i drive pass there like 5 times and he no dey , finally i saw him sitting outside. na so i park go greet am and told him that i heard his mom is sick, told him sorry o etc etc, when i was about to leave, i give him 5k to add for his mother treatment. omo na small remain for this manchi to lick my shoes. he didnt expect it. well after this, he got so free with me.
there was a time i was passing and he asked if i am driving their way, me wey dey hardly pass there said yes. to my surprise he asked his wife to enter ma go drop am say he dey come later. u need to see how happy i was. omo na so i begin my scooping again o. long story short, she will be getting pipped this weekend.
i will be updating you on more wives i Bleep using this format. grin
try it at your own risk
DO NOT BELIEVE ALL THOSE IDIOTS THAT TELL U ONCE U Bleep PERSON WIFE THING WILL NOT WORK FOR U BLA BLAH BLAH. I HAVE BEEN FUCKING VARIOUS WIVES OF DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES AND NA SO SO GOOD LUCK DEY COME MY WAY

you go soon jam magun for one of them body

StacyO:
MODs, perdoñ I post this here.
Why? Because, as the valentine is fast approaching, I know for sure so many ladies and guys will be on the lookout for gifts from their partners.



Put a smile on someones face this val.
Might be your mother,sister,grandmother,father,brother,grandfather or friend.




As a guy,you might not necessarily know the things that'll tigger her happiness. Why I decided to compile a short list for you and I hope you make a choice.


1) Get them a new smart phone: This depends on your budget and the amount you would like to spend for just that one special day.
With as little as 35k,you can be able to purchase a brand new smart phone.


2) Shoes: Yes,with very little amount of money,you can get classy and adorable pair of shoes for your val.
Considerably heels for the ladies and sneakers for the guys.

3) Clothe: Who wouldn't want their wardrobe changed this val
To be honest with you,ladies love it when you surprise them with new clothes.
One more thing,make the clothe a sight to behold,by purchasing a unique one.


4) Chocolates: Like in fairytales and romance novels,chocolates are essential tools for captivating and conquering the heart of any woman
Why not try it out this val? Funny enough,chocolates are quite cheap to say the least.


5) A romantic dinner date: Oh well. This is mostly considerable as you'll have to equally show up with a gift item.
Get a very cool and serene environment. Will prefer you choose a place not so common.




Alright,away from that,I have variety of clothes she would actually wish you got for her.
Elegant,classy and what have you.

Not even a single stress on you. Just pick a dress and we'll get it to your doorstep.


Note that whatever you select is exactly what you get. Don't worry about ordering prada and getting opapaprada.


All the clothes below are very much available and quite cheap to say the least. We have many more fashionable ones.


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defination of a liability.........

troublemakea:
While lotta folks went bout their Happy life I woke up to another day of sickening thought and Depressing day. Mum just by the side down with fibroid, being a final year student with nothing whilst school's started already n lectures begun, the other hand I got my lil siblings who who come back looking up to mama and I like Brother what's home to eat?? No I wouldn't let them feel bad lemme trek out and see if I'd get to see a Bricklaying job that can give me 1k atleast so I can make both of them Happy I thought to myself. It's fine so I set out, trekked kilometers visiting sites to sites asking if they'd need labourer all of them said No. What can I do I can return home the same. saw some men Digging the side of the road probably trying to make a covet or something. plead if they'd need some help, a man grown took pity on me after I explained what brought me out told me he really want to help me but he can't cuz after all the hard work of the day they'd have to wait till month end Bfr they get paid. Asked how much? this aged man told me it's just 20k and thought checking thr my condition he wouldn't wish such job for me but Prayed for me and wished me well.

Oh, it's bout 3pm I'm really walking in deep into site I might find it hard trekking home so I turned back thinking to myself Imma just gonna return home like this with nothing achieved? well I think I've had enough bout life, mum I blame you cuz you wanted aborting me bout 22years ago who is the Nurse that tried so much to persuade you? I think I needed to see her and give her a punch but I can't even know her. But thank God I still got bout #600 left with me. What's the way out?? a small bottle of sniper would do I think I've had enough already I said. walked to this pharmacy as I treked home (Listening to some Celine Dion song hoping it'd be my last to ever hear her voice) got welcomed by this middle aged woman with a smile who offered me water seeing I look thirsty, I was humbled thanks ma'am I appreciated her and told her what i needed to buy a bottle of sniper. well she was somewhat inquisitive and asked is all okay?? Replied most definitely took my sniper n wrapped it in the nylon she gave me heading home in my heart wishing I never had to do this, can't a stray car just hit me and lemme be gone for good I wished. Hmmm

can't sugarcoat anything for you bro ,,,, be brave to fight N conquer ur battles cos everyone will surely faces there battles just differently.... thanks God u still have the energy to grind better.... some are handicapped N so helpless more than u are ...... their is light at the end of the tunnel

5hanklee:
You're very right sir. Now let's talk about my hard-earned 200 naira.

Pussy too is like bet9ja.... Sometimes u win for free too okay ..... talking of hard earn money ?? Sebi ya client still dey for you

5hanklee:
Did you propose to your girlfriend recently? Like you kneeled down and begged a small girl to come and be a problem to your life?
If that's right and she's dark in complexion, I just banged the hell outta her and she ran away with my 200 naira.

nairaland now need to start screening, cos people like you belongs to the mental asylum...... omo ale jatijati

5hanklee:
I gave this girl 3 hot rounds then she tried to call her fiancee but her account balance was low. So I gave her 200 naira to recharge her line and call her fiancee and she did.

But I'm already feeling like she made me pay for sex indirectly and she spent the money on something else entirely. How can I report her and get my money back, please?

.. just find one goat for ya street to dey Bleep for free okay..... nonsense post

BoyOfNaija:
I've tried my best to get money for my educational and satisfaction, I don't want to be dependent. Now the school are requesting allot of stuff, I requested for money from my dad and mum all said they have no money. The lecturers keep sending me out. Am just feeling like am the most hated being on Earth.

I don't have free time to look for work and what work can I do self? I just want to get money, it's just getting unbearable, my parent pest me and don't really care at all. They said let me be a man and be satisfying myself.
Now I made a choice to look for money at all cost.
I just need money right now.
Be it Sacrificing anyone I love even though I love nobody right now. Not even myself.
If there is any cult group I can join to be carrying out missions and get paid, am ready!
If it's to become a fraudster just teach me am ready. If it's to steal am also ready.
Just anyway I can be independent. Right now am just in tears.
Drop a useful advice please. And if you'll teach me a way just indicate, I promise to follow the one that suits.

instead of you to seek for idea and knowledge to makes your life meaningful, youre here talking trash...... how old are you self that u so desperate,,,, nobody believe in hard works anymore just wan ball, most of una go cry for old age I swear