₦airaland Forum

Zombies be like. . . And
#ATIKULANTS be like. . .

Yeah. We know the drill. Send in the negotiator (ofcourse, while still holding onto the balls), get a price that's okay for the scam party, command Magu to drop charges, release travel and other papers, call him/her a saint, smile and leave the gullible zombies in limbo. . .
we are wisest now.

Oya, zombies in the house food is ready. CC: Madridguy, buhariguy, cilicmarin, sarrki, , etc

Oya, zombies in the house food is ready. CC: Madridguy, buhariguy, cilicmarin, sarrki, , etc

LOL. . .So daddy 'mumubajo' is also a kiriminal? ? Later he'll go on NTA and be giving his scam supporters some mighty empty, self-consoling speech. . .
ehya, SMH for APshit.

President Muhammadu Buhari. . .pledged the
commitment of his administration to
revive the ‘good old days’
when the cotton and textile
industry employed hundreds of
thousands of Nigerians
Have these scammers succeeded in extending presidential term limits. . . Ohh sorry guys, it's just one of his useless lies.

You mean Mugabe made Zimbabwe a Eurasian country before he was sent packing? ? ? ?

amilak:
I just had a Second FTC in space of just 15mins today. Mathematically the odds are 0.000099. Am heading straight to betnaija and am waging all this year's savings. While am at it il apply for an American visa today. I'll also walk up to my boss and demand a 500% salary increment... ill write a cheque of 10 million naira and go the bank at the corner of my street to withdraw what I don't have... I'll call Buhari and tell him not to do 2nd term and he'll listen, who has his number.... just feeling lucky

Issa Osogbo sometin.
Apostle must hear this.

Since there're no leftover GEJ projects to commission, they'll award contracts, take kickbacks, complete projects after pressure, commission(while shutting down economic activities), dismantle projects and the cycle repeats itself.
Buhari, never never ever again

Clueless folks.

You mean Lalasticlala and we the snake team can't visit that area? ? ?
SMH

You mean Lalasticlala and we the snake team can't visit that area? ? ?
SMH

just place a microphone before the dunce and he'll start singing kwaroption.
Even on a day set aside to mark global, they had to just let him talk and yes, kwaroption was the only thing we heard.
#BackToDaura is a national responsibility.

Since he's entering the pitch post-matchtime, i believe FC APC may adopt him. You know they're good at using backdoors.

One zombie up there is trying hard to console himself.

lordkush:
sule lamido. north.
kwankwanso north.
tambuwal north
turaki adamawa north.


these 're the men that can swing northern votes. not these youruba analysts. here on nairaland.

You mean those baba Ijebu calculationists? ?

This Hashim should just hangup.
Shouting PT, PT. PT up and down. In the last 2 months i've travelled through atleast 3 states, different LGAs and wards, i am yet to see any party or campaign material of this Hashim. . .
By 2019, after ATIKU shocks Buhari, we'll all join Hashim and PT- if you know.

Even this one that ICEBERGSLIM did not remain anything in her is gram'ng STEW. . .

BruncleZuma:


Ina ruwa na?

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Gaskiya babu. . .

We all know nothing deserves apology, he's as true as his lies, but since OAKTV has been grabbed by the balls by lifeless hands that are actively looting our treasury, we have nothing more to say. . .
We're wisest now.

#LetsGetNigeriaWorkingAgain

Factfinder1:
I've been waiting for this reaction God will punish any stupid fool still supporting apc

Oga no dey fall hand na.
Up Next, Deji.

mctolspell:
I feel the questions are too basic.
How about questions like
You promised change, but you going to foreign hospitals for treatment, what’s your plan for healthcare?
You have been accused of nepotism, which is quite glaring sometimes, why is that?
Why should we vote for you again?
And the farmers herdsmen crisis, you’ve been accused of being one sided, is that true?
Some of your ministers are non performing and you seem not to care.... are you confirming your previous statement that Ministers are just figure head?

Oga, u wan comot d small life wey Donald Trump leave us make we manage till we swear-in Atiku? ?
And if na Jubril ansa u, u no knw say d psycho fit just kpai? ?
eitherway, wait for Keyamo, Shehu, Adesina, Lauretta and dem useless children wey hungry go kill 4 nairaland.

Jubril(sorry, Buhari) that will get confused reading this. . .
Meanwhile, lemme grab a seat and cold bottle of sprite and watch how these illiterate dunces of BMCs will come here and make rubbish of their daily bread.

salam1:
and why did the Senate approve it? Don't worry u will soon cry lyk a tata

E pain am

This gyal is in for something rough.
Meanwhile, the 'menists' above and below me are not serious.

This gyal is in for something rough.
Meanwhile, the 'menists' above and below me are not serious.

This gyal is in for something rough.
Meanwhile, the 'menists' above and below me are not serious.

slawomir:
Who dey beg for sex this days? When he be say girls when them nor circumcised (nymphomaniac) full every where
These type can fuckkkk life out of you

LOL. . . Bros no let ya ego kill u o0o. . For ths life na only konji and buhari no get conscience.

CilicMarin:
When has Ndigbo Culture Changed? See that Useless wife of a corrupt idiot, kneeling down for crooked man, who emptied our common patrimony with is illiterate wife..

Idiotus!

She's better than that uncultured 'bedroom implement' whose kitchen y'all eat from. Carrying one slush face in front of respected and senior citizens of this nation without a sense of humility, only to jump from one radio house to the other telling us different balderdash about her dullard , lifeless and useless husband.
There's more. . .

Una go blame the mumu fish.
He doesn't understand the meaning of 'he who's without blame should be the first to cast the stone'
This is when i listen carefully to the words of @NwaAmaikpe , @Thunder74 and @SarkinYarki

Wait o0o, is it not in the same state we read about that's just building it's first pedestrian bridge? ?
Priorities went missing, hope someone finds them.

Buhari dullard Buhari scammer Buhari dunce Buhari lier Buhari lifeless. BTW, are we talking about the Buhari dat haf kpai, or Jubril? ?