₦airaland Forum

tolutweety:
I know her. She is my ex...


























.....someone should wake me up .....

Lol *ROTFL* guy ur funny o

yusfatedeeprof:
Shey na him get all the cars or the one he is sitting on ?

The both of them bro. The white Porsche was used in Mayorkun's Eleko video while the Audi was used in Dremo's Ojere video

CertifiedNaija:
more

vaseline Ambassador spotted

So Angelina Jolie sef dey carry that action film/bossy character enter her family affairs ba?

Iamhatey:
See one of them

where is he biko? Cos I can't see any

holluphemydavid:
.

this shape is not cool at all. If she's completely naked everything will be slacky and so on

Iamhatey:
Well, it means a lot sha.
Lemme analyze it

1. Konji Na 'baskard'
2. You guys in the office are just d.ull that you don't know how to do quickie , so she need something like this .

3. Wetin concern you self
4. Look closer, I think it's a glove


5. SEX IS BAE! IF THE REAL THING CANT SATISFY HER, THEN THAT MEAN THIS MACHINE IS DOING A VERY GOOD WORK. I MEAN THIS MACHINE SELF BETTER PASS SOME GUY'S DICKS (they will attack me And if you attack me, that means it!).



STOP DOING APROKO

just ask a Nairaland guy for his number, hook up and tell us if ur hypothesis is real

prettythicksme:
some guys stare at ladies as if their life dey depend on the ladies

Yels na
their other life in between their legs depends on it

HighQue007:
This generation will make a change..

A lot of things are happening and the world is gradually getting back to thier senses..

Enough of religion tales..Its an embarrasement to human reasoning.


REVOLUTION IS COMING..











I dont believe in Christ and Bible so if you want to proof a point to me dont use either of the two as it will make ur proof baseless may be you should start with the proof How God the most high used his own handwritting to write bible.


Did you know if you were born in india or china, you probably wouldnt be talking about Jesus or bible so for the fact that you didnt chose ur faith, you cant confirm it is the way.

We have well over hundreds of religions all claiming they are the way to heaven.

Abrahamic religion came into Africa through slavery and i am not believing in it cos i seize to be a slave..

Too many unaswered question and if you ask, you are threathened with imaginary hell fire..why would God watch his own creation burn ..i cant serve a cruel,jealous God probably you need to change yours.

Religion has done more bad than good to this earth..

If our governement is good and everything is going on fine our churches wont be crowded as a result of pple looking for miracles that doesnt exist...with the natural resources in Africa, we dont need to fast 40days,40nightes to get a decent clothing and shelter..
.have you wondered why africa is the most religious and same time the most poorly developed, yes Its cos our leaders are bad, commiting attrocities in jesus, allah's name and the victims are the poor masses that needs something to hold on to for hopes so they have to believe in the tale..meanwhie these poor masses out of nothing and trecking miles donate Money to our so called pastors to buy jets and properties,building universities these victims cant even afford.
While these politicians and pastors wine and dine on our vulnerability... The former head of CAN's jet was used to courier funds to SA, who knows many that would have gove unoticed.
Do you know the richest pastor in the world is in Nigeria and yet we suffereing so thats to confirm point..there is a relationship betwee. All of these things but you cant see it cos we are blind by religion.




Like i said revolution is coming..the youths that would be the future leaders are finnaly waking up..

Ah! eleyi ti lo si ina mimo

HighQue007:
This generation will make a change..

A lot of things are happening and the world is gradually getting back to thier senses..

Enough of religion tales..Its an embarrasement to human reasoning.


REVOLUTION IS COMING..











I dont believe in Christ and Bible so if you want to proof a point to me dont use either of the two as it will make ur proof baseless may be you should start with the proof How God the most high used his own handwritting to write bible.


Did you know if you were born in india or china, you probably wouldnt be talking about Jesus or bible so for the fact that you didnt chose ur faith, you cant confirm it is the way.

We have well over hundreds of religions all claiming they are the way to heaven.

Abrahamic religion came into Africa through slavery and i am not believing in it cos i seize to be a slave..

Too many unaswered question and if you ask, you are threathened with imaginary hell fire..why would God watch his own creation burn ..i cant serve a cruel,jealous God probably you need to change yours.

Religion has done more bad than good to this earth..

If our governement is good and everything is going on fine our churches wont be crowded as a result of pple looking for miracles that doesnt exist...with the natural resources in Africa, we dont need to fast 40days,40nightes to get a decent clothing and shelter..
.have you wondered why africa is the most religious and same time the most poorly developed, yes Its cos our leaders are bad, commiting attrocities in jesus, allah's name and the victims are the poor masses that needs something to hold on to for hopes so they have to believe in the tale..meanwhie these poor masses out of nothing and trecking miles donate Money to our so called pastors to buy jets and properties,building universities these victims cant even afford.
While these politicians and pastors wine and dine on our vulnerability... The former head of CAN's jet was used to courier funds to SA, who knows many that would have gove unoticed.
Do you know the richest pastor in the world is in Nigeria and yet we suffereing so thats to confirm point..there is a relationship betwee. All of these things but you cant see it cos we are blind by religion.




Like i said revolution is coming..the youths that would be the future leaders are finnaly waking up..

Ah! eleyi ti losi ina mimo

firstking01:
To the guys who are successfully and happily dating a nigerian girl, thumbs up to you guys...

Your babe na Oyinbo??

Airforce1:


Even if she rub that big yansh on me, my dickk no go rise.

Nigga then you're gay

ShutdownBrown24:
First Time Of Smoking Weed Mc Galaxy Nearly Run Mad --- ( Pics & Vid)

Nigerian Musicians mc Galaxy laughing uncontrollably after smoking First Class weed.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jrockw9ZxI

Mumu... now we sabi where ur inspiration from come.
No think say u dey above NDLEA

So what u r saying is that we should all turn bad guys ba?
Eez like sumting hin ur ead haf malfunction

Hadez:
Mtchw.

This one that ur hissing, are you sure they haven't used it on you?

fairlyusedpant:
Babe, you look take away, i feel like stealing you away, see your close up white teeth, very attractive, with you natural smooth long hair, and your sweet lips pasted on your sweet looking chocolate tomatolicious clean face with your boobs set at a perfect angle with a sexy eyes and fresh laps and your smile is angelic that can make a man go crazy, remaining small i would have mistaken you for an angel , not knowing that you are truly an angel sent from heaven, chai, infact you don win the award... Carry Go...

No be by talk.
Just vote

TrapQueen77:
Or maybe he found somebori but he doesn't wanna tell me.

Maybe ur just being paranoid.
Ask him

Oluwabusobomi:
Worst govt ever liveth

Lalasticlala pls do the needful... Guys are not smiling

Ee dey ur side too??

chiwetel:
it's actually healthier to go braless

How bawo?
Enlighten us, please?

olihilistic:
she looks like the left scrotum of lalasticlal.a

She's (Lucy) cute.
Her boobs ain't slacky so she can flaunt it as she likes.
It's a free world

K-solo is undoubtedly one of the music producers who have been instrumental to the success of notable Nigerian artistes like Timaya and Kefee. Just the way artistes are recognised and rewarded, K-solo hopes that music producers will get their due recognition. The talented music maker made this known in an exclusive chat with Showtime.
“Music producers don’t get their due recognition. It’s beyond producing a song. I started the voice signature concept for the songs I produced before every other producer started it. Aside that, we don’t get any other recognition. Check out many artistes in Nigeria, most of them have big houses and drive good cars, but these young music producers have nothing.
Most of them don’t even have a car. They have produced major hit songs that have built houses for some of these artistes. The biggest accolade you get as a music producer is accompanying a popular artiste to an event. That is the end of it. In the USA, music producers live like celebrities. How many music producers have gotten an endorsement deal aside from Cobhams and Don Jazzy? We cannot develop the music industry that way. OJB produced African Queen and he died without an endorsement deal. There are only a few of us who have other businesses outside of music”, he said.

That Nigeria’s economy is not healthy is no longer news. However, the effect of the economic downturn is fast manifesting across the country. While some states can no longer paying workers’ salaries regularly, some are forced to visit Abuja with cap in hand, hoping for bail out from the government at the centre.

But despite the economic challenges, Lagos State seems to be surmounting the odds and breaking new grounds.
With a population of over 22 million people, the state has continued to witness an influx of Nigerians from other states and citizens from neighbouring countries on daily basis, stretching its infrastructure.
Economic experts attribute Lagos ability to remain buoyant in the midst of the economic uncertainties to the dexterity of the man at the helm of affairs, Governor Akinwunmi Ambode.
Since assuming office on May 29, 2015, Ambode has proved his financial acumen in many ways than one, which has, among other things, led to the growth of the state’s Internally Generated Revenue (IGR).
The governor is not oblivious of the fact that Lagosians expect nothing less from him, but to build on the legacies of his predecessors, hence his economic policy is focused on exploring new ventures to shove up its IGR to N30billion by 2017 and N50billion by 2018.
At every opportunity, he does not hesitate to tell anyone who cares to listen about the potentials of Lagos emerging as Africa’s biggest economic hub in no distant future.
To achieve this, Ambode is mapping out strategies to complete some landmark projects under construction, while plans are also in top gear to embark on new ones.This was the focus when he recently embarked on a tour of the Eko Atlantic City (EAC) Project.
The EAC is a multi-billion dollar project sitting on over 10million square metres and is expected to accommodate over 150,000 people who would reside there and another 250,000 who would work and commute within the city on daily basis.
So far, out of the over 10 million square meters of the project, about six million square meters have been reclaimed, while there are 15 bridges and two tunnels designed with the project.
To Ambode, the EAC, on completion, would go a long way to, not only boost the economy of Lagos but also increase its IGR.
Accompanied on the tour by members of the State Executive Council, the governor pledged the total commitment of his administration towards the success of the project, saying it would go a long way to facilitate the quest to grow the potentials of the state economy.

TrapQueen77:
nice kweshunz...

First, y'all myt think this is juz the other side of the coin but lemme tell u all that I represents both side of the coin here...

So, lemme answer it...
1. Which details u think I was hiding?
2. We separated coz he said he's too busy with his stuffs, aside from tat he has a very strong mood swing, like today he's happy after an hour he's upset for no reason
3.I blocked so I can avoid him & move on. But I was wrong...
4 . Damn... I FVCKING LOVE HIM SO MUCH... But I Don't think he feel the same way ..
5. If I we're in his shoes, surely I will accept her back coz we love each other.. Or maybe he moved on already coz he got a new "baby"

Ok. Use style to ask if he's in a relationship at the moment. You girls surely know how to do that.

Hian!!! Oh!!
Igwe sef. Take it easy o. People are hungry and you're lying this kind of lie.
I think you need JESUS!!

TrapQueen77:
Maybe what? He's dating sombori else, ryt?

No o. Maybe he's scared of having a relationship

ClassCaptain:
Ose hole puncher

nurse alabere to gun condom..


This reminds of my own experience.... That day, i was filled with the spirit and immediately whined one of my vicinity secondary girls that i use to teach CRS lessons (wont say her name because of The NCAN people )....

Immediately she came, she jumped on me and started romancing me but as a wise man like solomon , i shouted ..... No no no and no

... I must use a rain coat....

.she just smiled. As I was about to stand to pick the packet of Daberu condoms under my mattress ,she stated that she had a condom in her bags....

She gave me while she quickly went to the bathroom to freshen up my meal..

As i was looking at the condom happily., i just playfully remembered when i use to blow my elder brother condoms as ballon and use to suck out the supposed sugarless yoghurt in it back then ,not knowing the true use ..

So i playfully tried to blow the condom, the thing no gree blow...i blow it again,it didnt blow..

By the time i check, the girl don perforate the condom with holes...

Haahaa... Secondary school girl oo... She is already looking forward to be a baby mama ..

I later sent her away angrily with sharp cutlass and went to pekams to do it with those i know would not perforate my condom for me.

That was how God saved me... I for don be Daddy junior now ... For this era wey Pampers don cost ..

You try oo

They cute AF

TrapQueen77:
I met this cute and humble guy & we clicked. It was love at first sight I guess ..each day our love grows & our phones are like on fire all the time when we chat or we call each other.
But our differences separated us twice
I blocked him thinking I can move on with my life without him but I was wrong! Everyday I miss him and been longing for him. I never moved on actually
After many wks I decided to unblocked him and was so surprised one day I got a msg from him on whatsapp asking me why I unblocked him? I told him I can't move on and I miss him so much & I want us to fix it for one more time but he declined & said tat he can't have me anymore & we better off as friends
Although we chat/call everyday & he even told me how much he loves me but every time I asked him if we cud fix our relationship., he will either ignore my question or he will juz say I'm his friend...

Do u think he friendzoned me coz he's already dating someone else or he is juz scared to be in a relationship?

Maybe. Just ask him why he doesn't think of you as a girlfriend material

Aminat508:
Lol! He can't I have all what it take's. ...

Hmm I believe you jare. It's not easy