₦airaland Forum

and were is Dr. Bukky saraki

oloye of kwara

o
t
o
g
e

loll

power is transient indeed

Following 20 years of being out of power ( 1979- 1999) , Obasanjo had dominated or inserted himself into Nigerian politics for another 20 ( 1999- 2019) during which he bought and sold as he pleased .
But on February 23 , his reign of terror ended , as he failed to sell Abubakar to Nigerians . No longer will Obasanjo determine who comes and who goes , who lives and who dies , or who reigns and on whose parade it rains .

Open ear make you learn...
1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the value of pikin.
2. Woman wey never see problem... Na im dey still hold breast run.
3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep.
4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, Na later e go hear am.
5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat.
6. Weather hot!! É No mean say fowl go lay boiled egg.
7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD.
8. Pikin wey him mama back cross water, wey say him march fish, wetin him mama go march? 9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no know say the journey far.
10. Person wey don faint before no be stranger to death.
11. Person wey chop belle full, no know wetin hungry man dey see.
12. No be as woman dey close eye enjoy sex she dey enjoy labour pains. 13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut shit.
14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko tree, if nobody hail am!! é go hail himself 15. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO BOYFRIEND, SHE GO TAKE BOYFRIEND DO HUSBAND. 16. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck.
17. Na cricket tell him children say, No matter how ground strong, Them no go sleep outside. 18. Pikin wey say him mama no fine they use style call him papa blind man. 19. No be eye wey dem take chop eba dem take dey share meat.
20. Person wey use Elephant set trap, na him know wetin he wan Catch. 21. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go Open.
22. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM SERIOUS, BUT STUDENT WEY PASS NA HIM KNOW BOOK. 23. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race don start.
24. Dem no dey tell blind man say salt no dey for food.
25. Before you see monkey, monkey don see you.
26. Thief wey jump fence enter house where owner dey wait for am, no go jump again. 27. If pikin say he sabi die, him papa sef go tell am say him sabi bury. 28. Na wetin dey sweet for goat mouth, Na im dey kill am.
29. If e be like say everybody dey craze" na you dey craze.
30. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use your teeth cut am.
31. My thing and our thing no be the same oh.
32. Na happiness dey make prick stand.
33. Na as goat stand for m

RTSC:
But they are about to win four states in the rerun.

As long as they stop a remote control of the electoral process from aso rock, you can call them clowns if you want.

no sir...nooo!

4+4 ni


heheheheh

descendants of o to ge

That is not even a problem
The problem is that a man told his wife on phone that he was on the Ethiopian airlines while he was in a hotel room with his side chick.. Now chairman can't go home because everyone knows he's dead

bugggg:
USED

yes.
USED AND DUMPED !

bugggg:
USED

yes.
USED AND DUMPED !

Khd95:
what if these pilots of some of these plan crashes wanted to commit suicide,but didn't want to go alone

maybe they are battling depression too and "finally" decide to end it all,what if

then they would have at least thrown our Pius out before their mission∆

I was his fan. I enjoyed reading him because it was not difficult to see that his talent was original and that his intellect was solid and that the respect and admiration that he enjoyed was well deserved. He criticized me on many occasions but he was that kind of critic that left enough room for your dignity. I read many of his comments on my choices and interventions without feeling diminished. Why do bad things happen to good people? Why do flowers wither? Why Claude Ake? Why Pius Adesanmi? Ethiopian Airline has the best and the largest fleet in Africa. And now this… But who are we to question the Master Builder, the Great Architect Of The Universe who in one breath creates and in another breath, astounds us with the unexpected? Pius Adesanmi made his mark. If he were here, he would have had a lot more to say about the just concluded Nigerian elections. He was a significant public affairs commentator and a credible voice on all platforms. He was right: Nigeria remains, as he put it, “a nation in progress.” His death is a sad loss to the intellectual community.

My work is simple; I have medicine for ‘manpower’, that can make a man ‘strong’ for 30 minutes of sex. One goes for N2,000 – N2,500. Let me advise the police.

sexually-transmitted-degree(STD)

congrats anyway...not easy. At least using what u have to get what u want

achi

sacrifice

blood money from sweat

“We urge our politicians to run issues-based campaign on what they have to offer the electorate,” they added.

then definitely Pig will FLY

When the Wadata FC signed Goodluck Jonathan in the summer of 2010, many thought the June 12 Trophy was in the bag as the young Jonathan scored a goal at the University of Lagos stadium in May 2012, but fans trooped unto the field with cudgels, protesting that no goal must be scored against the home team, UNILAG FC, hence the match ended goalless with the strike ruled as offside.

as planned

pls I carry god name beg you

don't beg Atiku...let him waste the remaining stolen dollars

I hearsay na part of Dubai agenda!

then in few months time he will Starr borrowing or perhaps, privatise his remaining company


artikulooter my last daughter's foot!

short man

well i don't blame him

in life and in death, Gen Sani Abacha, the unsmiling dictator who ruled Nigeria like a personal prison, was a short man. His military precursor and Public Enemy Extraordinaire, the brutal General from Minna, Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida, isn't a tall man, either. Standing at 5'6'', Italian journalist and the father of fascism, Benito Mussolini, was considered a short man among world leaders just as the leading dictators of the Russian revolution, Vladmir Lenin (5'5'') and Joseph Stalin (5'5''), were seen as short men, whose eras witnessed large-scale tyrannies, ethnic cleansing, hundreds of thousands of executions and famines which killed millions of people.
‘

unless all the fulani don kpai for this world

hisexcellency34:
Who will save OBJ now?

fayose

snrman:
They should also take over his farm

u bahd gaaa

but he owns the farm singlehandedly

A president is the symbol of sovereignty; the approximation of national character and a unifying figure. Buhari has a second chance to demonstrate that he truly “belongs to everybody” by running an inclusive government and dropping parochialism, ethnicity, nepotism and the policy of exclusion that has alienated large sections of the country

A president is the symbol of sovereignty; the approximation of national character and a unifying figure. Buhari has a second chance to demonstrate that he truly “belongs to everybody” by running an inclusive government and dropping parochialism, ethnicity, nepotism and the policy of exclusion that has alienated large sections of the country

Useless job!

could remember when I came out newly from NYSC a decade ago to receive their job interview mail...


abeg forget the story for another day


USELESS!

O TO GE!!

Or11:
He can go and use his handsomeness in hell fire, useless Buffon. Every cultists, G-boys and armed robbers and corrupt politicians will end up like this if they do not change their ways and return every money gotten illegally insha Allah. Come and beat me

why useless BUFFON bro

Buffon has been the mercilessly defeated PSG football club

use another Example

Death is stupid. Mammoth, menacing and mean, death is an unintelligent, inartificial robot unmoved by goodness, reason, pleading and praise. Death is a blind idiot, a reckless solitary reaper. But it is not half as stupid and blind as man because each day, man cuddles death through reckless eating, excessive drinking, smoking, dangerous driving, careless talks and several other deathly acts. And when death strikes like the blind cobra it is, we wail.

A president is the symbol of sovereignty; the approximation of national character and a unifying figure. Buhari has a second chance to demonstrate that he truly “belongs to everybody” by running an inclusive government and dropping parochialism, ethnicity, nepotism and the policy of exclusion that has alienated large sections of the country

Girls are like unripe mangos while waiting for them to ripe some are eating them with SALT...... Those WHO hang around a beautiful girl without saying a Ward will end up fetching firewood for the guest on her wedding day

Remember how I used to change cars like I was changing clothes? And all those trips. I could not take you abroad because we were not married but I never spent two months without travelling out.
Then this old man, came with his integrity stuff, and everything came to a stand still.
Which old man?
Your Baba Buhari mana! He is not my Baba! He came and everything went wrong. My mom used to be a director at Federal Education Intervention board. A lot was happening but this man came and enforced TSA. In the past, payments were made to the board, and they generated like sixty billion a year then pay five billion to the Federal government and the rest went to those who worked hard.
Mom was in money. But now, every payment is made directly to the single account. Imagine! So, things are not that rosy. He did not stop there, EFCC bounced on dad. I know you are aware of that. They seized our properties, freezed accounts and even arrested him. That man is wicked! What is wrong in making money from where you work?
Does he want everybody to be like him? Buhari was a governor at the age of thirty-one, a minister of petroleum who built the refineries, a Head-of-State at the age of forty-two but all he has is cow and a few millions. Can you imagine that? No single oil well! Does he want everyone to end like him?
If he did not help himself, why must he disturb the smart ones who helped themselves? Damn!
Calm down, Khamil. Ameerah said, What is the problem? We have limited time

But beyond just looking at the economy, it is important to do something about uncontrolled population growth. People should not continue to procreate without adequate provision for the proper upbringing of the children.  In 1979, when China discovered that its massive population was beginning to pose a problem to the economy, the one-child-per-family policy was introduced, followed by rigorous family planning. Incentives were given to those who could stick with that policy, while those who flouted it were punished with heavy taxation and loss of privileges.

Jeez! How could Dauda implicate himself like this? Even Messi and Ronaldo combined aren’t that deadly. This is what I’ve always said; how could you demand five matches for just seven marks? The foolish girl scored 33 marks and he said he was only going to give her seven more marks to make a pass mark of 40. So, why demand five matches? He should’ve played a friendly match and moved on. How can you play European Championship League in only one stadium? I guess that was why the girl refuse.

which saraki?


oooooh no! u mean the FORMER SENATE PRESIDENT and the big loser of the just concluded Senatorial elections in Kwara central whose candidate is on the verge of losing Governorship?

o....to...ge

Death is stupid. Mammoth, menacing and mean, death is an unintelligent, inartificial robot unmoved by goodness, reason, pleading and praise. Death is a blind idiot, a reckless solitary reaper. But it is not half as stupid and blind as man because each day, man cuddles death through reckless eating, excessive drinking, smoking, dangerous driving, careless talks and several other deathly acts. And when death strikes like the blind cobra it is, we wail.

When the Wadata FC signed Goodluck Jonathan in the summer of 2010, many thought the June 12 Trophy was in the bag as the young Jonathan scored a goal at the University of Lagos stadium in May 2012, but fans trooped unto the field with cudgels, protesting that no goal must be scored against the home team, UNILAG FC, hence the match ended goalless with the strike ruled as offside.