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Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Don't Respond To Emotional Punches With Physical Punches by kingkoboko: 5:42pm On Apr 22, 2019
Finally, I meet a man who understands d emotional game women play.

Has any man here noticed that if u're exceptionally skilled wit a sharp tongue, women immediately tag u a "woman"? Or they'll say "U too dey talk like woman!"

Dont mind them abeg. Dont giv a f*ck! I'm 1 of d few men who's a shark in water. I can destroy & humble a woman wit my sharp tongue. I had 2learn 2pocket my fists against women early in life & finish them wit my tongue instead. I even made 1 cry wen I was still in secondary sch. Hehehe...

D way it works is that if she insults u, u insult her back. But not wit empty childish insults like shoutin "Ash*awo! Bi*tch! Wit*ch!" No no no! U hv 2hit her deep wit insults that hurt even her spirit. Beta still, dont even say it as if u're insultin her. Say it as if u're her father analysing a stupid lil daughter. Afterwards, even if she keeps insultin u, keep quiet. Allow her continue her lamentations. U hv struck her where it hurts & she'll still think bout ur words later on. In fact, it'll keep replayin over & over & over again in her head. She'll wish u beat her physically sef. Hehehe...

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Romance / Re: Why A Big P*nis Is Overrated - Nigerian Lady by kingkoboko: 9:38am On Apr 22, 2019
I'm not even concerned bout d size ish. I'm more concerned bout d rough sex part.

She lied. Women luv rough sex. I dont mean that u shud go &jam her head on d wall or break her leg durin sex o! Hehehe... I mean show ur desire wen u're makin luv 2her. Bite her neck like a vampire. Sniff her armpits like a he-goat. Suck her brea*sts like a hungry baby-lion. Eat her p*ssy like a madman. Take her on d floor. In d parlour. In d bathroom. My broda, she wont even rememba weda ur pe*nis is small or average sef. Every time she remembers HOW u f*ucked her like a wild animal, she'll b wet & weak.

Men, I summon u all here https://www.nairaland.com/1406518/how-beat-women 2com & learn how 2subdue women like a real man.

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Romance / Re: Why You Should Never Give Up When You Are In Love by kingkoboko: 9:29am On Apr 22, 2019
This title is kinda misleadin. Hehehe...

Of course, nobody shud give up on their marriage easily. But dating (or relationship b4 marriage) is a diff ball-game from marriage.

When u're married, it's no longer all bout luv luv luv. Its now bout sacrifice, understandin, endurance, patience, d two families & of course d children. What makes all this easier, however, is havin a God-fearin husband/wife. D presence of God in any marriage definitely makes a big diff.

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Romance / Re: A Woman Humiliated Me by kingkoboko: 9:18am On Apr 22, 2019
Young man, i summon u 2my office immediately. Com here https://www.nairaland.com/1406518/how-beat-women &learn how 2subdue women like a real man.
Romance / Re: No Blood in Round 1. Blood in Round 2. Was She a Virgin? by kingkoboko: 11:37am On Apr 20, 2019
frozen70:


Sorry for late response

Well I don't think she is a virgin

There was no blood in round one through out the period it lasted.

Now how come that there are blood stains in round 2 ❓

It could be due to friction

It could be that the area was bruised because it experienced dryness

It could be that there was a sour that led to the blood stain.

If its a light blood stain then it's as a result of the friction

If its a little heavy bleeding well I won't say she broke her virginity probably the period was almost coming coincidentally

In as much as the blood stain stopped on its own its nothing to worry about

But be careful because that area is very sensitive especially with girls of younger age


Thanks so much for d detailed response.

I've been hoping she wasn't a virgin cos I really hate being a disvirginator. Hehehe...
Romance / Re: No Blood in Round 1. Blood in Round 2. Was She a Virgin? by kingkoboko: 8:38pm On Apr 19, 2019
Pls i hv 2 summon some women here 2say sometin. Makydebbie biglittleLois saffi sweetilicious frozen70
Romance / Re: No Blood in Round 1. Blood in Round 2. Was She a Virgin? by kingkoboko: 6:26am On Apr 19, 2019
1 of my medical frnds showed me this pix wen I told him bout my experience.
How una see am o?

Romance / Re: No Blood in Round 1. Blood in Round 2. Was She a Virgin? by kingkoboko: 6:08am On Apr 19, 2019
I had sex wit a girl that's not yet 19yrs old. Durin our 1st round that day, she didn't bleed. But I noticed she was very tight. I mean, really tight o!

It was durin our 2nd round while carryin her & giving it 2 her in standin position that I noticed somethin red on my condom. I had 2drop her on d bed 2look well. Lo & behold, it was blood.

2b honest, I was surprised. I had 2ask her "Are u a virgin?" She refused 2answer me as if she was ashamed 2admit she was a virgin. "Or are u on ur period?" She shook her head, meaning no.

I've been confused since this my encounter wit this girl. I thot virgins are supposed 2bleed during their very 1st penetration & not d 2nd penetration.

Who else has had this experience here abeg?
Romance / Re: Getting That Dream Girl; Is Persistence Good Or Bad?? by kingkoboko: 5:24pm On Apr 18, 2019
Young man, I summon u 2my office immediately. Com here https://www.nairaland.com/1406518/how-beat-women & do d needful. I'm summonin u because u seem 2b d leader amongst ur circle of frnds.

That said, a man shudn't pursue a woman too much. Pursuing her too much shows desperation, idleness & ultimately weakness. No woman wants a man wit those 3 poor qualities.

Believe it or not, if u play d game well, women'll b d ones pursuing u sef because u hv d right mentality. If u want 2know more, com 2my office: https://www.nairaland.com/1406518/how-beat-women
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Without A Job? How To Create A Job From Home (secrets) by kingkoboko: 10:24am On Mar 21, 2019
How do u recieve ur pay? Cos Naija paypal is not allowed 2receive funds. Or do u 1st change ur I.P to that of a foreign country?

That's d real challenge.
Politics / Re: Remembering 1999, 20yrs Later So Many Events Have Taken Place. by kingkoboko: 6:24pm On Mar 08, 2019
U 4got 2mention that mobile phones & telecoms were born & hv been growin since 1999. Same wit d internet (includin this Nairaland) & online biz.

But I guess ur focus is only on d politicians. Nevertheless, it's been 20yrs of growth 4 Naija's democracy sha. Though this Bubu's autocratic & nepotistic govt threatens 2destroy all d democratic gains we've made so far. *sighs*

Lookin forward towards d next 10yrs (2029), u can b sure an Igbo man'll b d president of Naija by then. And in d next 20yrs (2039), Naija wud've hv disintegrated into 5 or more countries & mst've been long forgotten as a bad memory.

King kObOkO says so. Hehehe...
Politics / Re: IWD2019: Why Isnt There An International Mens' Day? by kingkoboko: 6:02pm On Mar 08, 2019
Nov 19th is Int'l Men's Day o!

But it won't b hyped or celebrated like that of women. Hehehe...

Meanwhile, every man shud read "THE RATIONAL MALE by Rollo Tomassi". That book'll change ur mentality bout women & show u how they're feminising men. D book is too powerful wallahi.
Celebrities / Re: Copyright Infringement: Tiwa Ignored Me When I Reached Out, Says Danny Young by kingkoboko: 6:51am On Jan 27, 2019
This case is good 4d growth of d Naija music industry.

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Music/Radio / Re: Before You Sign A New Artiste In 2019 by kingkoboko: 8:00am On Jan 04, 2019
Dis man really knows wat he's sayin. His quote bout becomin d entertainment made my day. Hahaha...
Celebrities / Re: I’ve Not Made Money From Music — Kelly Hansome by kingkoboko: 7:45am On Dec 16, 2018
Na lie abeg. Or didnt he perform Maga Don Pay at shows here in Naija back then? Abi him wan tell me sey him perform free?

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Entertainment / Re: Is Hip Hop Negatively Affecting Nigerian Culture? by kingkoboko: 5:43am On Sep 11, 2018
Yes & no.

Our African culture is POSITIVELY affectin hiphop. As in d case of NiggaRaw, Dagrin, Phyno, Olamide & M.I.
Nairaland / General / Re: How The INDIA VS NIGERIA Match Killed Sam Okwaraji, Thunder Balogun and Abacha by kingkoboko: 1:03pm On Aug 14, 2018
Do u want 2 read d full story 4 FREE?

Jst search 4 INDIA VS NIGERIA on Telegram & join d group
Sports / Re: Remembering Samuel Okwaraji 29 Years Later. by kingkoboko: 1:04pm On Aug 12, 2018
victorazyvictor:

Which match?

D India vs Nigeria match
Sports / Re: Remembering Samuel Okwaraji 29 Years Later. by kingkoboko: 10:55am On Aug 12, 2018
yokiti:

Sir, so it has been a long time this "fabu" of a thing has been in existence.
I heard that there was a bet that if Nigeria scores just a goal that we are the winner of the match irrespective of the opposition's goal which happens to be India.

We were told this the aftermath of this match made the football authorities to place a ban on India participation in world football till further notice.

In the narratives, the ball will be turning to lion when Indian players face our own goalkeeper thereby, making the man between the poles to run for his dear life.

The ball will be as hard as rock when it reaches the legs of our players, hence their inability to play well. The man that eventually scored a goal for Nigeria broke his leg in the process.
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May God forgive those generations that coined the "fabu" and those that took it upon themselves to spread the lie inspired gospel.
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Thank you very much for the Killington Ayinla's YouTube video. I really appreciated it.
Sir, can you please give an insight into the reason most folklore has Tortoise in it (evident in the last past of chief Kollington's video)


D unforgettable match was played on August 15th, 1970. Why not read d full story 1st?

Whatsapp my agent on +2349095000603

He'll send it 2u FREE
Sports / Re: Remembering Samuel Okwaraji 29 Years Later. by kingkoboko: 10:52am On Aug 12, 2018
naptu2:
I had heard of that mythical match between Nigeria and India long before Samuel Okwaraji died.

Teslim "Thunder" Balogun scored Nigeria's only goal in the version that I heard. There was also another myth that Thunder Balogun killed his brother by playing a shot (with his left leg) that went through his brother's stomach.

I didn't believe the myths because they sounded too fantastic.

My uncle (the one that told me that Okwaraji was dead) played with Thunder Balogun and I thought of asking him if the stories were true, but I never summoned the courage too ask him (I didn't want to ask him a ridiculous question).

Edit. kingkoboko, no such match took place.


I challenge u 2 read d full story 1st & den arrive at ur own conclusion. Whatsapp my agent on +2349095000603

He'll send it 2u FREE.
Sports / Re: Remembering Samuel Okwaraji 29 Years Later. by kingkoboko: 9:44am On Aug 12, 2018
Sam Okwaraji didn't play in d legendary India Vs Nigeria match. But he witnessed it as a small boy.

@abiodunalasa @galacious1 @naptu2 @theoldpretender

If u want 2read d full story FREE, whatsapp my agent on 09095000603. Jst tell him: pls sir send me d India Vs Nigeria book.

Promo lasts dis August.

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Will Finish 4TH and Bring Home N6.6BILLION by kingkoboko: 2:37pm On Jun 30, 2018
I was wrong o! Hehehe...
Nairaland / General / Re: 2022: Get the INDIA VS NIGERIA ebook by kingkoboko: 12:01pm On Jun 10, 2018
Post ur whatsapp number here on this thread or send it to www.facebook.com/kingkoboko to receive the pdf ebook for FREE via whatsapp.
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Will Finish 4TH and Bring Home N6.6BILLION by kingkoboko: 11:11am On Jun 10, 2018
borlah50:
The money EFCC recovered from looters,dey were nowhere to be found.I don't think dis shud be a news bcus at d end of day dey won't be able to account for d money.My brethren,"This is Nigeria"......complete d statement


U sef. Hehehe... But the Super Eagles must be rewarded sha.
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Will Finish 4TH and Bring Home N6.6BILLION by kingkoboko: 10:51am On Jun 10, 2018
Ehen! If u wish 2read "THE LEGEND OF INDIA VS NIGERIA by King Koboko" send ur whatsapp number to www.facebook.com/kingkoboko and u'll receive the pdf ebook via whatsapp for FREE. Promo lasts till June 30, 2018.

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