i hv a strong feelin that d owner of this thread has read THE GODS WERE ASTRONAUTS by ERICH VON DANIKEN.

Everybody shud read it. Its so stimulatin & mind-blowin wallahi

Shud i tell u d only reason why FGN & FHM hv failed?

*wavin SOUTH NIGERIA flag*

Hahaha...

This is funny wallahi

Hope she wasnt murdered sha

Kaduna1stson:
Forget your gutter analysis.

It's all a fight for checkpoint bribery proceeds. The greedy army trying to subdue other forces and take it all for themselves.

Hmmm... Dis na anoda angle o

Every man shud read THE RATIONAL MALE by Rollo Tomassi

U fit google am download d free PDF.

That book na powerful book 4 men 2learn how 2master women & know women's manipulations.

Una go thank me buy me 1crate of beer after readin that man-lifesavin book book wallahi *winks*

i noticed this same tin d other day o! Wit d way this country is going eh, its clear that there is a deliberate Islamization & Fulanization agenda by d govt.

Look at Buhari. Look at Pantami. Look at d Nigerian Army. Look at d North & their Sharia.

Do u know that Turkey was once a Christian country b4 it was overrun by Islamists? Is that not d same scenario playin out here in Naija? Wahala dey o!

Ayo13945:
Time to change your programming.

This is the mentality of an Average Nigerian:

I will go to school and read my books, when i
Graduate from college, i will go to the
University and Study a Course that will
Earn me a Large Salary.

After I get a Job then i will marry and have
Children and i will train them to live the
way i have live and they will train their own
Children in the same way.

On and on the Cycle goes.

It is normal to be annoyed at the current
Situation of the country.

But you soon get to a stage where you realise that The Government won't help
You.

Your Future is in your hands.

If you want to Change your life, you have to
Think differently from the masses because
If you imitate average people you get
Average results.

It has been Found that Highly Successful
People have a high sense of responsibility.

For example an average person would blame the Government for its problems.

But a Highly successful person would say to
Him or Herself:
"If my life Sucks, then its my Fault".

Your Life is your Responsibility,
Not the Government's Responsibility.
The government just uses the masses as
Pawns to gather more power and resources
and they are laid aside when they outlive
Their usefulness.

If you can remove that programming that
The Govt. Should always be responsible
For you, then you can start to solve your
Problems.

Motivational speaker, can we see ur acct balance 1st abeg? Can u send d OP small somtin 2use chop make him get strength 2read ur speech? *hisses*

Thunder Balogun scored d winnin goal in d legendary 99-1 match

U can read d full story wit all d details in d book THE LEGEND OF INDIA VS NIGERIA

Google it or com 2my Facebook & ask 4a copy. U'll b blown away wallahi. *winks*

E b like sey i go support this move o! All this aboki from Niger & Chad don dey overtake Lagos wallahi.

Oga mi, pls help post this south-nigeria flag in ur future & past comments. Thanks in advance baba

i luv this article wallahi

Bless Igboho

Bless Kanu

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Very interestin... i wonder why our Naija media hv neva thot of askin our politicians about their playlists. Maybe this ur post go wake them up sha. *salutes*

Buhari's playlist would contain only 3songs.
D 1st would b d sound of CATTLE MOOING.
D 2nd would b d sound of herdsmen shootin peopl
& d 3rd would b that hilarious remix of A.Y.Poyoo's hit titled AM A COW by Alhaji Tanko

OBJ's playlist must contain JagaJaga by Eedris Abdulkareem

Egbon, u 4got 2mention d most importantest point: MAKE MONEY

If u no get money, how u wan record, promote & brand? If u no get money, at least try get SPONSOR

i no get data 2watch d video abeg. Where i go fit download d song gangan?

SOUTH-NIGERIA Loadin...

R.I.P 2d bride in advance.

Premium tears loadin...

This reminds me of how Dweez abandoned King kObOkO afta d then Gov Rochas Okorocha gave Dweez 1million 4that his brilliant song Obodo Oma back in 2013.

He even lied 2 som peopl that he gave me 100k out of d money wen i no even smell 1kobo. This life eh.

My younger bro laff me tire remindin me how Dweez used 2b at our house all d time & how we used 2cook Indomie 4him. Hehehe...

Dweez, i wish u well son. But u must giv me that 100k wey u claim sey u giv me b4 i go 4giv u sha. *winks*

Update: Jst dug out this old pix of me pretendin 2slap him back then at Shockwave Studios. If i knew wat he'd do few months later, i 4don dash am d slap wallahi.

Hehehe...

Are u an artiste or singer? Let's connect on FB *winks*

U're doing well *in Mr Macaroni's voice*

There's nothin wrong wit u abeg. But u need 2stop blockin them. Unless they're bombardin u wit unwanted nudes sha. Hehehe...

i luv ur no-nonsense mentality wallahi. U're d kind of guy that babes fall 4 wen they realize that u no get time 2 waste time.

Once again, stop blockin them. Jst delete their numbers 4rm ur phone & wait 4them 2com back like prodigal lovers. *winks*

There's a beach hangout comin up soon o *dancin*

Hehehe... i no dey laff u o! i dey laff myself & those wey think sey this music tin na indomie instant noodles. Hehehe...

Do u know how long Omah Lay & Phyno were in d background b4 they blew? Almost 10yrs o! No jokes.

U're cryin that u spent about 200k on production plus M&M abi? Wat if i tell that u still hv 2spend at least 100k promotin d song? Cos promotion na d koko o! Then u go still spend at least 100k again 2do low-budget music-video. E no easy wallahi.

But pls keep pushin bro. Rememba 2share d link wit us wen d jam is ready. *winks*

Meanwhile, feel free 2google my song in d pix i posted

SMH

U're lookin at d now that's why u're too blind 2see d future of that honest girl carryin cement, frying garri or doing mechanic.

In d future, she could own a cement distribution company.

In d future, she could own a garri biz or a mechanic workshop.

It all depends on how far her vision goes though.

1 tin u dont know is that once u start f*cking/scamming 4money, u'll kill d creative & productive part of u. U'll always be lookin 4 shortcuts till u get cut-short by d law or by karma.

Well sha, laslas everybody go find wetin them dey look4.

Dont go in2 porn abeg o! Last yr, i did an x-rated comedy skit. If u wan watch am jst google JESUS IN BED XVIDEOS then click on d 1st search result u see.

i was getting numerous calls & whatsapp msgs 4rm h0rny guys 4rm diff African countries beggin 2join my crew. They jst want 2f*ck & be paid. They think porn is that easy. i eventually had 2delete d 1st video & edit it 2remove my phone number because of d disturbance was gettin too much. Hehehe...

2cut d long story short, i advise u 2go into comedy skits. Do it in a unique creative way. Be consistent by releasin videos at least once per wk. U go blow after u do am 4at least 2months.

Wishin u sucksex in advance. U could reach out 2me via my FB if u're in Lagos. *winks*

*winks*

Are u a single man/woman living in Lagos?

Are u ready 2mingle & find luv in Lagos?

Type @LagosSinglesConnect on Telegram

Or search for LAGOS SINGLES CONNECT on Telegram 2join our group.

4me, I'll say u shud "marry a woman that luvs u" not a woman u luv.

Read wat i wrote up there again slowly

But even if u luv her, she shud luv u more than u luv her.

U get d point?