As we dey tackle social media, na who go tackle govt propaganda? Case in point: Lie Muhammed & others.

See them o! Where them dey now sef?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcB9eDv1G5c

Magnoliaa:

Oh, woww. Wisdom! Master, cannai drink from your fountain of knowledge?? Asin, asin, what you're meaning to tell me is that, I should feel lucky as a woman, that a randy obuko goat got married to me out of all his mistresses, ba? Nice one. So. Please, I want to know what benefits I get that those other women do not have. As in, as e don marry me now, watin go be my gain?

My broda, as a taliban feminist wey u be, na wetin u need marriage 4again? Abeg remain single 4all eternity jor. U be male wey manage get follow-come bwest & yansh. U be our fellowman like King Tonto. Abi u don 4get ni? Hehehe...

ABEG GETAT! *in Brainjotter's voice*

But Annie why na? Why bring this outside laidis? Haba!

Na crime 4 Tubaba 2knack him babymamas? U suppose dey happy sey na only u him marry sef.

Tubaba suppose get 3 or 4 wives like a real African man wallahi.

U wan 2know d role that Sam Okwaraji played in d 99-1 Nigeria vs India match?

Search for @KingKoboko on Telegram. i go send d eBook there 4free.

Gongo Aso was a monster hit wallahi

But Flavour is evergreen. He gets beta & sweeter wit time like wine.

My cousin made me hv sex wit her wen i was little. She was bout 5/6yrs older than me. i was in primary 1/2 at d time. i can rememba how hot & hairy her privates felt. i think we did it 2diff times or so.

This cousin knackin cousin tin is more rampant than pipu think o! Esp among cousins that dont meet themselves regularly. Na why family reunion dey necessary at least once in a yr. So that u go fit introduce ur children 2their cousins.

If them no know their extended family, them fit meet 4city or abroad, knack themself b4 them go later discover sey them be blood. Hehehe...

But anoda problem na cousins 4rm d maternal side o! Na only me abi anoda person don notice sey na maternal cousins dey fine & sexy pass 4 family? Wahala owa!

Mikester:


Hmm, thanks for your input sir but you might be a little mistaken with that her mother noticing her daughter is materialistic part. You never can tell. The girl might just be trying to secure her future and that of her children as every sensible person should. Who wants to knowingly birth a child to suffer?

Why u dey argue against urself by urself na?

Are u insinuatin that d mother that advised her daughter 2calm down & choose a man she can grow wit wants her own daughter 2suffer? Abi u dey try tell us sey no b her real mama she b? Nawa 4 una o!

D gal that created that post didnt tell us d context of her mum's advice.

Wat do i mean by context?

Her mum may hv noticed that her daughter is too materialistic 2d point of missin out on d hardworkin promisin young suitors comin 4her hand.

Some gals will consider a young man wit a 100k per month job as struggling & broke. She wants a guy makin at least 500k per month who can buy her d latest iPhone + latest fashion items, not mindin his source of income.

That mst b why her mum was cautionin her 2calm down. Hehehe...

Wat if she marries that ready-made man & his biz or hustle crashes after 3yrs of marriage? She go carry her pikin japa leave her broke husband in search of a richer man outside?

We all know that women dont marry 4 luv, but at least try marry man wey u go fit stay wit weda money dey or e no dey because life is full of ups & downs.

*drops mic*

Heard u can get 4rm btwn 7M to 15M 4donatin ur kidney

But if me i wan do am, i mst get my own doctor/nurse wey go dey inside d theatre 2monitor d operation. because if u enta evil peopl hand eh, them go comot ur two kidneys replace am wit 2nd-hand kidney.

U go think sey u don hammer, u no go know sey ur battery remain 1bar. Hehehe...

E no funny wallahi

See click-bait sha. Hehehe...

Anyways, 1 benefit of masturbation is d REDUCTION OF EXCESS KONJI

Konji na bastard! E beta make u masturbate like once or twice a month than 2dey mumu urself because of woman.

Las las, e good 2take break 4rm masturbation so that u use ur sexual energy achieve other tins. Read up on SEXUAL TRANSMUTATION & thank me later. *winks*

i no b Chelsea fan. But u see this N'golo? i b him fan.

N'golo Kante 4 FIFA WORLD BEST

Wetin b d name of d Telegram group? Wetin b d handle?

Or u fit giv us ur own Telegram handle make we contact u there.

Wen will UNIVERSAL DADDY INK (d founder of Pinkcoin) b arrested?

10,000 magas x 1k = 10 MILLA

No b juju b that? Hehehe...

D guy don hammer wallahi. Maybe him don give EFFC & police their share. Naija na scam las las.

If u mean anal, i heard its very painful even wit lube gan sef. Hehehe...

But if u mean d regular p u s s y penetration thru d back, na lie. Lori iro! Naija gals luv doggy o! Them no dey use am play aswear. Esp if u hv a big sugarcane *winks*

Unless na ur own gf in particular wey no like doggy sha

Its happenin in Telegram o *winks*

But u cud also search 4 us on FB too sha: LAGOS SINGLES CONNECT

i think u shud read THE GODS WERE ASTRONAUTS

freegaza:


Lemme shock you too. Northern Nigeria aka Arewa republic will not allow any Biafran to stay in our land. You cannot hate us and stay with us. We will not only take over everything but we will make sure you never step your feet on our land

We dont hate u darlin. We hate d terrorists, d Jihadists, d Pantamists & those who refuse 2march forward in2 d 21st century of a restructured truly federal system if this British biz called ONE NIGERIA is 2continue existin.

& make i shock-absorb u:
Ur Northern Nigeria (or Arewa) will beg rich Biafrans 2invest in Arewa economy. They'll even map out FTZs 2entice us too. *winks*

Ur logic is too funny wallahi. Hehehe...

U expect all Igbos (100%) 2leave other parts of Naija & relocate 2d Southeast jst because about 65% of Igbos are clamourin 4 Biafra? Haba!

So wat happens 2d 35% of Igbos who prefer & believe in ONE NIGERIA?

Lemme shock u:
Even if Biafra were 2emerge 2day 2day, Biafrans will still live peacefully, doing biz, buyin lands, buildin houses/estates & marryin in d republics of Arewa, Oduduwa, Middlebelt etc jst as they're doing in Ghana, Cameroon, Togo & other countries surroundin Nigeria presently.

i hv a strong feelin that d owner of this thread has read THE GODS WERE ASTRONAUTS by ERICH VON DANIKEN.

Everybody shud read it. Its so stimulatin & mind-blowin wallahi

Shud i tell u d only reason why FGN & FHM hv failed?

*wavin SOUTH NIGERIA flag*

Hahaha...

This is funny wallahi

Hope she wasnt murdered sha

Kaduna1stson:
Forget your gutter analysis.

It's all a fight for checkpoint bribery proceeds. The greedy army trying to subdue other forces and take it all for themselves.

Hmmm... Dis na anoda angle o

Every man shud read THE RATIONAL MALE by Rollo Tomassi

U fit google am download d free PDF.

That book na powerful book 4 men 2learn how 2master women & know women's manipulations.

Una go thank me buy me 1crate of beer after readin that man-lifesavin book book wallahi *winks*