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Romance › Re: How Far Can She Push You? by kinglekan: 6:05pm On May 04, 2015
Beamborla:
Lol... Don't be so sure.
You are right, I wouldn't
wink cheesy
Muaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!
Romance › Re: Guys Opinion! What Will You Do? by kinglekan: 6:02pm On May 04, 2015
Would direct him to the kitchen. He can help himself out. undecided

Nonsense!!
Romance › Re: How Far Can She Push You? by kinglekan: 5:51pm On May 04, 2015
stephenqueen:
I be Mumu of Africa grincheesy
Yes u are cheesy
Romance › Re: Just Because You Are Having Sex With Your Bf Alone Does Not by kinglekan: 5:50pm On May 04, 2015
oyin17:
Go and bring some buckets of water to revive him when I'm done. ipledge oya follow mev
I dey come cheesy
Romance › Re: Just Because You Are Having Sex With Your Bf Alone Does Not by kinglekan: 5:50pm On May 04, 2015
prettythicksme:
shey d olosho pinshure?
If I tear u slap for ur punnany. undecided
D one wey u promise bois jaweee
Romance › Re: How Far Can She Push You? by kinglekan: 5:47pm On May 04, 2015
Beamborla:
Lol
Wouldn't even slap you kiss Would arrange to have you slapped grin
Lol, u wouldn't do that. smiley
Romance › Re: 10 Disgusting Things Girls Do When A Guy Says I Dont Have Money To Give You by kinglekan: 5:44pm On May 04, 2015
Such ladies add lil or no value to your life most times. Plus when you really go broke she is gone.
Nairaland General › Re: What Would You Do In This Situation (photo) by kinglekan: 5:38pm On May 04, 2015
Would save an old friend. wouldn't even think twice. smiley
Romance › Re: Does Romance In Relationship Need To Be Sexual To Make It Effective? Opinions by kinglekan: 5:35pm On May 04, 2015
Sex would never sustain any relationship.
Romance › Re: How Far Can She Push You? by kinglekan: 5:28pm On May 04, 2015
kathykathy:
d only reason i wld slap my nigga is if he forcefully bleeps my punany,,,at least he alxo did sometin rilly badt,,,,i neva marry am ooo,i dey do madam,,,there are some kinda words u will tell him,he will help u raise ur hands to slap him,,,,plzzzz oo am so gurly.
Hahahaha!! Well if he forcefully did that den he deserves more than a slap.
He deserves to be locked behind bars. Its called RAPE.
Romance › Re: Is There Anything Called Romantic Brain? by kinglekan: 5:25pm On May 04, 2015
Twaci:
I threatened to slap him cheesy. Price reduced to N3000
Hahahaha!! Nice one.

*whispers* Hope it was a bluff tho? If it wasn't don't try it nxt time ooo. Don't want dem trying to resuscitate my cutie twaci. smiley
Romance › Re: Just Because You Are Having Sex With Your Bf Alone Does Not by kinglekan: 5:23pm On May 04, 2015
Ipledge:
see I go fvck dz Oyin girl today, she have no choice
Oyin17 u dey hear soo
Romance › Re: How Far Can She Push You? by kinglekan: 5:20pm On May 04, 2015
Beamborla:
Lol...

Sweetheart, if I slap you, what will you do? huh
Pull you close and deal with ur shinny lips. wink
Romance › Re: Just Because You Are Having Sex With Your Bf Alone Does Not by kinglekan: 5:18pm On May 04, 2015
prettythicksme:
kiss mama is here now,want hot peppersoup with olosho?
I still dey wait for the pishureee oooo
Romance › Re: How Far Can She Push You? by kinglekan: 5:16pm On May 04, 2015
Oahray:
great... Another black-and-white thinker. So every time a person isn't thinking too much of herself, she's thinking too lowly of herself?

Go take care of the rust on your armour, you aren't knight material.
*yawns*

Where is your sense of humour? undecided

Slow pokes everywhr.
Romance › Re: How Far Can She Push You? by kinglekan: 5:13pm On May 04, 2015
Twaci:
So even if I slap u infront of your family (brothers especially), u wouldn't hit back?
Nope I wouldn't smiley

Let's just say I don't let anger control me. But one thing is certain, I would demand a very sincere apology from you.

Plus the next time you decide to let your hand do the thinking instead of your brain, then its Adios. smiley
Romance › Re: Just Because You Are Having Sex With Your Bf Alone Does Not by kinglekan: 5:01pm On May 04, 2015
sinaj:
op abeg tell dem o! tongue

wots up Ipledge smiley
Babe whr u bin dey naa!! I don miss ur werey small oooo smiley
Romance › Re: Just Because You Are Having Sex With Your Bf Alone Does Not by kinglekan: 4:58pm On May 04, 2015
Oyin17 honey!! smiley
Romance › Re: Just Because You Are Having Sex With Your Bf Alone Does Not by kinglekan: 4:58pm On May 04, 2015
Ipledge:
I miss my goons
Jacksparrow1207 Alberto2k Orijin101 Stephenqueen Kinglekan(bastarrd) Sinaj Prettythickme cry cry cry
ROTFL... U dey mad oooo!! I don revoke ur hall pass.
Make I catch u naa!! Werey oshiii, Anamu
Romance › Re: Is There Anything Called Romantic Brain? by kinglekan: 4:57pm On May 04, 2015
ClassyAdewumi:
you be mumu, I swear
Ehh!! If I daze u backhand dem go tink sey u get koli.
U wan tif fine babe, ole ni eeee
Romance › Re: Is There Anything Called Romantic Brain? by kinglekan: 4:55pm On May 04, 2015
Twaci:
Hey darl! Where av u been?
Bin busy swtsss!! How u doin? Hope u didn't let them cheat u for repairing ur fone?
Romance › Re: Nairaland! Please Tell Me Why Girls Do This! by kinglekan: 4:53pm On May 04, 2015
Mhizkel:
We stopped @wen you were unhooking my bra wink
Hahahaha!! See me see trbl ooo!! Me wey neva smell ur hair, na bra I go con dey unhook!!
Romance › Re: A Guy Pretending To Be A Gal In Eskimi (scammer) Photos by kinglekan: 4:52pm On May 04, 2015
lanicky:
I'm serious! embarassed
KingTOM abeg con access lanicky ikebe!! Dat tin doesn't look natural at all.
E b like sumtn wey dem pump
Romance › Re: How Far Can She Push You? by kinglekan: 4:48pm On May 04, 2015
Twaci:
Okay. But then I'd like to know, how far can a girl push u for u to hit her back?
Hmmmmm!! She would have to be controlled by a legion of demons to make me even "think" of hitting back.
Romance › Re: How Far Can She Push You? by kinglekan: 4:44pm On May 04, 2015
Oahray:
you think too highly of yourself.
Make she think too lowly of herself? undecided
Cc:Beamborla
Romance › Re: How Far Can She Push You? by kinglekan: 4:43pm On May 04, 2015
stephenqueen:
I no say nah u go be the guy wey the babe bin slap cuz u be mumu of Africa cheesycheesy
Werey!!! Na the kind slap wey go follow law suit and fine running into millions, na d kind slap wey I dey chop.

cheesy
Romance › Re: How Far Can She Push You? by kinglekan: 4:38pm On May 04, 2015
prettythicksme:
oh lawd!childish act tho.The only thing that can makes me slap my guy in public is when he stare at a lady lustfully when i am beside him. cheesy#guys are fond of that shit! cheesy
stephenqueen:
Come try that with me LUTH go reject you I swear cheesy
ROTFL.. LWKMD
Romance › Re: How Far Can She Push You? by kinglekan: 4:34pm On May 04, 2015
MzNelly:
From what I read, the guy probably did something extreme, deserving of that slap.

You don't know the full story.
Twaxi I think I would agree with MzNelly here.

The only part of the story we are privy to is the one you witnessed, automatically placing us in a position of limited info.

We are not sure what might have transpired in close door between them, which am guessing must have hurt the girl well enough to make her run out.

You mentioned that he gripped her and my guess is that she struggled hard to pull her hand from his grip which might have been hurting her and resulted to slapping him to make him release his firm grip.
Romance › Re: How Far Can She Push You? by kinglekan: 4:09pm On May 04, 2015
Who is the OP? undecided


Ohhh Twaciii, cheesy dis shld be interesting then.

*takes a seat*

Lemme read ist. cheesy
Romance › Re: Is There Anything Called Romantic Brain? by kinglekan: 2:30pm On May 04, 2015
Twaci:
I don't know what u are talking about OP smiley
Better!! All dis pipu just be claiming babe they didn't pay E-dowry for.

Don't mind the OP hun. smiley
Romance › Re: A Guy Pretending To Be A Gal In Eskimi (scammer) Photos by kinglekan: 2:24pm On May 04, 2015
ggrin:
I knw d secret jere and I neva ready angry
#teamOLOSHO cool
Y u con dey advertise yaself bayiii? undecided
Romance › Re: Nairaland! Please Tell Me Why Girls Do This! by kinglekan: 2:23pm On May 04, 2015
Mhizkel:
*pours him 6more drums of water + a wet kiss on his lips* wink
cheesy *wakes up*
Ehen so whr did we stop last nyt? smiley

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