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Romance › Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by kinglekan: 9:17pm On Apr 29, 2015
Twaci:
You and missclasssy? After everything we have been thru? huh
*confused face*

Was only trying to figure out the true meaning in "Variety being the spice of life" wink

missclasssy:
He left your sorry ass and chased after mine.
Deal with it babe undecided

Cc
Kinglekan grin
grin *lips sealed*

Beamborla:
Kinglekan been promiscuous since 1200BC

I give up on him already!
You know you can't do that hun. wink

Orijin101:
you are already taking it serious na. . .
Its missclasssy bro!!

Anti jocular grin

Twaci:
I think we should compile a list of heartbreakers, starting with; Kinglekan, Orijin101, Tosyne2much....
We don't break hearts hun!! We are gentlemen. grin

missclasssy:
Kinglekan left you and now you are turning lesb*** lipsrsealed

grin
shocked

Beamborla:
Chai! Kinglekan, come and see yourself o tongue cheesy
Keep calm I am still kinglekan. wink

missclasssy:
Please it's obvious you are still a learner.

In case you don't know, I am fvcking polyandrus. I have a lot of men dying to be my 1001th.

Kinglekan is not even in my top 100 , yet he still left you for me. Chai grin grin

Shows how insignificant you are cheesy
ROTFL... U sha wan fall my hand. grin
Romance › Re: 7 Signs Your Online Romance Is Not Real Love by kinglekan: 8:13pm On Apr 29, 2015
mirexxx:
.
1.Well I think a lot of us use pet names to address friends and it is quite harmless. smiley

2. Could just want some privacy

3-7 are things to be watchful about. Although it doesn't necessarily mean the person is a fraud.

But its always wise to be tread carefully (Ladies especially). These are also traits of online scam artist.

agarawu23:
mine is true lovecheesy though we haven't met but the trust and feelings is there.

will meet her soon......


teamonlinedating.
*yinmu*
Health › Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 7:16pm On Apr 29, 2015
Chiam55:
It's not working cry
sad
Romance › Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by kinglekan: 7:13pm On Apr 29, 2015
Twaci:
shocked shocked lipsrsealed
What grin
Health › Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 6:12pm On Apr 29, 2015
Chiam55:
angry
wink
What happened to our tingy naa. sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by kinglekan: 6:11pm On Apr 29, 2015
lanicky:
tongue
Ao're u doing too?
Fine fine dear!! grin
Whr is ur hubby? wink
Romance › Re: To The Guys, What Was Your First Wooing Experience Like ? Share With Us. by kinglekan:
*Booked*

Make I try remember how I take woo Missclasssy that year. grin

Brb

*** Modified ***

Darkrebel666 and what makes u think it wasn't offline. wink

Nwaazzz!! My ist wooing experience was kinda funny. I was just graduating from the level of writing love letters and actually doing the talking. cheesy

I was in SS2 and had enrolled for the GCE exams. There I met this pretty, drop dead gorgeous, hourglass figure, light skinned babe.

I noticed her from day 1 and everyday b4 leaving home, I would rehearse my lines but when I finally saw her at the end of each paper "my balls would have shrinked".

I thought of every possible "wash" I could get from approaching her and even if courage was found on trees, I couldn't help myself to pluck the required amount.

As days passed, my strategy evolved and evolved, yet I didn't even get close enough to say hi.

Alas it was final day and our last paper. While I hurriedly wanted to be done with the paper, I couldn't get my mind off her. We finished and I watched her leaving the venue.

I tailed her, hoping to catch up with her and pour out all the lines I had been rehearsing for weeks. grin

Each time I got too close I would pull back and take a deep breath. Not long after, we were at the bus stop and it suddenly dawned on me that if I didn't act now, I had just wasted 3 weeks of my sweet life admiring a girl, stalking her and would be a complete mofo if I just let her go.

Then I said "Hello" and she turned and gave me a warm friendly smile as though she had been waiting patiently for me. Then it happened, everything I had rehearsed, all my lines, gone!!!! sad

I was totally blank but her smile just lightened up the whole atmosphere. We couldn't talk for long. She told me her name, mobile phones were not as cheap as they are now, so we couldn't exchange numbers.

So I had less than 5mins chat with her and we had no way or means to keep in touch. That was it, I waited too long and had just 5mins with her. sad

***Modified****



Dunno the ghost who liked this old post. Eniqurl did u come here grin

Romance › Re: Help!!! I Was Deny Job Because Of The Size Of My Butt by kinglekan: 6:05pm On Apr 29, 2015
stephenqueen:
Wehrey you nko, na this kin thread we dey always see you
U be monitoring spirit? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by kinglekan: 6:04pm On Apr 29, 2015
lanicky:
I'm doing good oo my brother in crime....wink
Heheheheh!! grin
Health › Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 6:00pm On Apr 29, 2015
Deejavuu:
Side eyes him too tongue
Chiam55:
Lol! Dnt look me like that. My shi smells like roses grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by kinglekan: 5:17pm On Apr 29, 2015
lanicky:
Good evening sir.
How you doing Maam!! wink
Romance › Re: Help!!! I Was Deny Job Because Of The Size Of My Butt by kinglekan: 5:12pm On Apr 29, 2015
TrueFcts:
who is trolls? are there people having my problem here too? You won't understand my pain unless you are in my shoe
Now I understand ur pain. grin

Every intelligent matter is located in ur bum. What a waste.

Hehehehehe
Romance › Re: Help!!! I Was Deny Job Because Of The Size Of My Butt by kinglekan: 5:11pm On Apr 29, 2015
agarawu23:
madness everywhere
You nor dey miss this kind thread. Heheheheh. grin
But this OP can tell faboo ooo!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 4:59pm On Apr 29, 2015
missclasssy:
See your head grin grin grin
As u nor gree mention me nko!! grin
Health › Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 4:43pm On Apr 29, 2015
Chiam55:
I haven't read it and I won't read it angry

Ladies poo flowers and rainbows grin
Deejavuu:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Roses i tell ya wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 4:38pm On Apr 29, 2015
missclasssy:
Kinglekan, can I speak to you for a second smiley
Yelllzzz!! How may I help ya? grin
Romance › Re: True Facts About Most Ladies by kinglekan: 4:05pm On Apr 29, 2015
Twaci:
Oya na. But I forgot to brush this morning...and yesterday...and the day before yesterday....almost a week na...

Smh. No biggie still, come closer
Hehehehehe!!

U r kidding ryt if u tink that would make me run away.

wink
Romance › Re: True Facts About Most Ladies by kinglekan: 3:48pm On Apr 29, 2015
Twaci:
angry what are u talking about?
I saw it on a movie once, The Notebook, I think cheesy
em em!!
we could practice it naa!! Since we both don't have the "experience" yet. grin
Romance › Re: True Facts About Most Ladies by kinglekan: 3:43pm On Apr 29, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lol I'm just tired of seeing this same shìt every day about girls.[/color]
grin
Romance › Re: In Honour Of The New Nairalanders by kinglekan: 3:39pm On Apr 29, 2015
agarawu23:
hahahahahahah onila's tread my likes" on that thread eh, fit turn am to "kudi" grin
Hehehehe!! I knw naa.

If only likes could be converted to cash. grin
Health › Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 3:35pm On Apr 29, 2015
Vickybee:
Eww!
*Pukes*
Lolzzz!! I forgot u only sweat. wink
Romance › Re: True Facts About Most Ladies by kinglekan: 1:53pm On Apr 29, 2015
Twaci:
I don't do such...don't even know how to pucker talk less of kiss lipsrsealed
Huh??

What happened to the part where you called it a magical experience?

U can LIEEEE ooooo undecided
Romance › Re: True Facts About Most Ladies by kinglekan: 1:50pm On Apr 29, 2015
sinaj:
Kiss under d rain huh
u wnt make thunder fire us undecided

btw ow will u kiss me in front of my father huh
I go first deny you for ma mama presence angry
ROTFL.. U and Prettythicksme, who mad pass? grin
Romance › Re: True Facts About Most Ladies by kinglekan: 1:48pm On Apr 29, 2015
Twaci:
So true! Ever kissed a girl under the rain? Sweedy, that magical experience is something she won't forget that easily smiley
Twacci can u help me with this experience.

*puppy face*
Family › Re: Court Dissolves 3-year-old Marriage Over Wife’s Lack Of Vagina Opening by kinglekan: 1:46pm On Apr 29, 2015
maleGirl:
what's lalastisclala? A mobile app?


[size=15]IamMaleGirl[/size]
Tranny undecided
Romance › Re: True Facts About Most Ladies by kinglekan: 1:41pm On Apr 29, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Tell me something new undecided[/color]
Give the OP some credit naa. grin


**Modified**

Op nice 1 aldo I don't agree with 2.

Mehn ur emphasis is too much ".....way too forgiving" . Not when she has a myriad
of admirers and pending bf's to switch to.

What planet are these ".....way too forgiving" ones from? undecided

Would love to meet one. grin
Health › Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 1:30pm On Apr 29, 2015
prettythicksme:
Jack id not complaining,we likes each other poop cheesy cheesy#all kind!
*holds nose*

Smellosssss
Romance › Re: In Honour Of The New Nairalanders by kinglekan: 1:23pm On Apr 29, 2015
agarawu23:
no sense in your claims (no offense)
you can register today and make front page today if your topic is making sense

you expect " I want to suck ........ booobs " to make FP undecided
You ehnnn!! Free the guy naa. Shey "I prayed for big boobs" nor hit FP.

grin. I knw say u nor fit forget that thread. Yeye boi

Mprex:
2 posts; 12 views tongue
Hehehehe, U Wicked!!!! grin

Twaci:
Now that's not true. I am practically a newbie in Nland too (registered in January I think).

Just create something interesting, share and tag the moderators.
Well said, Aunty "too cool". grin
I envy your FP threads. Always on point.

sinizia:
If you stop being dumb, stop whining like a pùssy, stop creating meaningless threads and start creating meaningful threads coupled with crappy attention-seeking celebrity threads, you'll make the FP.
Always straight to the point. smiley

missclasssy:
Stop spewing trash.
Colorspo registered yesterday and he made front page twice same yesterday.
This alone lays to waste your dumb, erroneous assertion.

Stop whining like a child who just had his lollipop taken from him.
Create interesting and insightful threads and if the mods find your thread front page worthy, they will move it.
Missclasssy smiley

Chisom460:
I am 460

Why?New nairalanders which still has much to say and ask never do get the chance to,even if the do you would see only 75 views and 1post.

Again am 460. Bye
Hey 460, Sounds like a robot prototype code name. grin

They have all told u what do to make FP. But my lil addition is this. There are approximately 10topics on the average created every minute so don't blame the Super MODs if your topic doesn't hit FP.

They are not machines and can't go through every single thread created. Plus they ain't responsible for making ppl drop comments either. smiley

Don't be deceived by the date I registered. I enjoyed reading, only started participating this year and all my threads were created this year. Also I made FP once.

Check out this thread below, might help you create something front page worthy.

www.nairaland.com/2261866/how-create-catchy-topics-generate

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