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Romance › Re: Who Makes You Vex? Nairaland Version by kinglekan: 5:20pm On Apr 28, 2015
stephenqueen:
See the kin code wey u dey use for that babe *In PEJ's voice: there is God ooooo gringrin
I be her Uncle naa. grin
Romance › Re: Who Makes You Vex? Nairaland Version by kinglekan: 4:59pm On Apr 28, 2015
sassychic:
Lmao Oya stop disturbing me angry Uncle Lekan said I should not allow nl boys disturb me angry angry angry
grin
Yesss!! Only Uncle Lekan is allowed to disturb u. wink
Health › Re: What Is Really Wrong? by kinglekan: 4:48pm On Apr 28, 2015
Chiam55:
Yeah of course... You two start without me and I'll cum and join you guys. Kingtom keep him warm for me kiss
undecided
Romance › Re: Ermmmmmmm Its Official Onila Is No More A Virgin. by kinglekan: 4:44pm On Apr 28, 2015
stephenqueen:
I think say na kinglekan lash you over night na cheesycheesygrin
Prettythicksme y u con dey lie naa??
Didn't I do u well enuf? After 4 solid rounds undecided
Romance › Re: Who Makes You Vex? Nairaland Version by kinglekan: 4:42pm On Apr 28, 2015
Orijin101:
Guy, comot ya eyes from that babe ooo. . . i fit kill coz of her angry
Hehehehe!!

No near Twaci again u hear me so!!!

Carry ur konji go meet sinaj. grin
Romance › Re: Who Makes You Vex? Nairaland Version by kinglekan: 4:40pm On Apr 28, 2015
sassychic:
Ah! No o I don't like passing my boundary grin
U for pass naaa!! grin
Hope u have been reading ya buk sha? Nd nt allowing NL bois disturb u? wink
Romance › Re: Is Kissing Cheating! by kinglekan: 4:32pm On Apr 28, 2015
hayorbahmi:
Actually it has happened 2 me tho buh we broke up.....the best advice 2 give her is 2 brk up wit d guy
So u were kissing anoda guy when u had a boifrnd?

Did the other guy have honey on his lips? grin
Romance › Re: Who Makes You Vex? Nairaland Version by kinglekan: 4:26pm On Apr 28, 2015
sassychic:
I'm learning new new big big grammar to use in my exam cheesy
Hehehehehe!!!

U bera don't write the one that would make ur lecturer send you on sabbatical leave. grin
Romance › Re: Who Makes You Vex? Nairaland Version by kinglekan: 4:24pm On Apr 28, 2015
Orijin101:
bad belle cry
U knw say if I go pick the nicest bae on NL. Twaci go top that list. I nor wan mk u spoil am. grin
Romance › Re: Is Kissing Cheating! by kinglekan: 4:15pm On Apr 28, 2015
There are no two words for it bae!!!

Its cheaaaatinnnnnng!!!!!

Well I could forgive although it depends on the circumstance surrounding the event. Plus all I need is a sincere apology and we can put that behind as though it never happened.

If she takes my simplicity as a hall pass to get more kisses. She can kiss the relationship adiosssss!!!

grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by kinglekan: 4:08pm On Apr 28, 2015
lanicky:
Twas a typographical error.
Hian! wickedt! grin American must know.
Hehehehehe!! wink
Iffa hear!!
Romance › Re: Who Makes You Vex? Nairaland Version by kinglekan: 4:06pm On Apr 28, 2015
stephenqueen:
Abeg free amu jor, you self get time ooo cheesycheesy
Hehehehehe!! Nor mind me joor.
Romance › Re: Who Makes You Vex? Nairaland Version by kinglekan: 4:02pm On Apr 28, 2015
Twaci what are u doing with Orijin101? Dt boi is bad influence on u hun. grin
He isn't good for your health. wink
Romance › Re: Who Makes You Vex? Nairaland Version by kinglekan: 3:58pm On Apr 28, 2015
Tiny feet sassychic what are u peeping at again? grin
Romance › Re: Who Makes You Vex? Nairaland Version by kinglekan: 3:57pm On Apr 28, 2015
stephenqueen:
Na you be that cheesy
Broda na one kolo boi dey misbehave jareee!!
Hehehehehe!!
Romance › Re: Who Makes You Vex? Nairaland Version by kinglekan: 3:55pm On Apr 28, 2015
Colospor:
You must be a _fool for thinking your words are getting to me, I initially said I hated some set of peoples because of the stupidity they display in this section which you are fully aware of, and instead of saying the truth now, you decided to start making funny comments and taking sides, later if a thread is created about the way forward for romance section, you're gonna step forward with your fowl opinion. Please if you know you're gonna keep telling me to swerve then stop quoting me, hell; even if you do I won't reply you anymore, but its kinda surprising for me to think you're smart.
Hehehehe

Dude is sending me his prayer request.

If u think I wld read your BIOGRAPHY up there, den dude u probably are high on cheap skunk!! grin

Now GET LOST DOLT!!!!!!

grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by kinglekan: 3:51pm On Apr 28, 2015
lanicky:
Haha! I'm a very gentle girl oo, I dey do amebo grin
That's all I seeeee!!! grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by kinglekan: 3:47pm On Apr 28, 2015
lanicky:
Behind ur back?!....hmmm! Amebo thingy right? winkcheesy
Yess keee!!!
Abi nor be u I take am resemble. grin
Romance › Re: Who Makes You Vex? Nairaland Version by kinglekan: 3:44pm On Apr 28, 2015
Colospor:
Don't you get it yet, you are inconsequential and you should --------> instead.

Cheers.
Already told u that bro!! slowpoke grin

Dafuq are u still waiting for?

Romance › Re: Who Makes You Vex? Nairaland Version by kinglekan: 3:36pm On Apr 28, 2015
Colospor:
Insipid cockalorum arsehole, you should go swallow a scorpion instead.
*yawns*

Boring retard !!! grin
Romance › Re: Difference Between Love And Like by kinglekan: 3:34pm On Apr 28, 2015
Ggrin na ur project topic be this?
*yawns*
Romance › Re: Who Makes You Vex? Nairaland Version by kinglekan: 3:31pm On Apr 28, 2015
Colospor:
Is that all you've got, modifying my post? I initially though you were a guy with huge cojones.
Do I have to prove anything to u silly?

Dude u frustrated, I get it. Just dnt bring all dat negative shii online.

U dig??

Now get missing. grin
Romance › Re: I'm Cold by kinglekan: 3:26pm On Apr 28, 2015
celine234:
no o sir grin
U can confide in me. I won't spill. wink
Health › Re: He Was Asked To Hold Torchlight While Surgeons Continue Operating His Body by kinglekan: 3:16pm On Apr 28, 2015
Ipledge:
Tell me a girl u want,i will give her to u and u must leave me alone
*whispers* Missclasssy!!

tongue
Romance › Re: Who Makes You Vex? Nairaland Version by kinglekan: 3:10pm On Apr 28, 2015
Colospor:
Sir, if you're gonna throw disses, I'm pleading with you to quote me directly because I am only exhibiting the traits of a sissyphelean nitwit.

Cheers.
Sure u are dolt!!! wink

Continue drowning in the pool of your "Museum worthy" stupidity. grin


Adios Manikin!!!!!
Health › Re: He Was Asked To Hold Torchlight While Surgeons Continue Operating His Body by kinglekan: 3:03pm On Apr 28, 2015
BecaciaBarbie:
Haha please I'm confused grin

Ipledge please can you defend this? Lol
Ipledge:
Baby i get many haters...If false ask lala247
Mirexxx come and see ipledge oooo!! Caught in the act again. grin
Health › Re: He Was Asked To Hold Torchlight While Surgeons Continue Operating His Body by kinglekan: 3:01pm On Apr 28, 2015
BecaciaBarbie:
Haha please I'm confused grin

Ipledge please can you defend this? Lol
He can't oooo!! I knw him vewi well. Don't let him cajole u with sweet words.

grin
Romance › Re: Can Nigerian Women Carry Condoms In Her Handbag? by kinglekan: 2:56pm On Apr 28, 2015
sinizia:
That tripe you spewed up there is yet to explain to me how females that carry condoms in their bags don't succeed in life. How did you arrive at that BS? How many females have you seen carrying condoms in their bags who later became unsuccessful? How many ladies have you met in your life? You sit in your lonely room and have met ALL the condom-carrying females in the world?

How old are you? huh
KO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Romance › Re: Can Nigerian Women Carry Condoms In Her Handbag? by kinglekan: 2:53pm On Apr 28, 2015
Lala247:
Lol y u dey laugh i see dem for nollywood movie lol naija rapist they follow person talk before E rape am .. Abi nah lie grin grin grin


Lol see as their blood dey boil hehehe rasclart youts .. Anything see they suck it up grin
Heheheheheh!!!

Abeg nor kill me with laff oooo.

Choiiiiii
Romance › Re: Can Nigerian Women Carry Condoms In Her Handbag? by kinglekan: 2:47pm On Apr 28, 2015
agarawu23:
madam its crazy for a lady to move along with condoms. A responsible lady will never ever include condom in her bag.

Don't forget we r talking abt Nigeria (Africa) not foreign ladies.
for example

I met a new girl and she left her bag with me for some minutes, I searched her bags and found packs of condom . tell me the kind of eyes I will use to look the lady. protection eyes? undecided
Lala247:
U they search woman bag wey u just meet
Agaruwa ur case special .. U dey search woman bag hmmm lol

*sips tea*

Naijaboiy over to u .. Lol I cant
Dis boy na beta thief oooo!!

So u met a new lady and in a few minutes u don dey ransack her bag??

Wetin u put for her bag wey u dey find? Dat explains whr all the meat Mama agarawu has been looking for went to. undecided

Broda u need deliverance. sad
Romance › Re: Can Nigerian Women Carry Condoms In Her Handbag? by kinglekan: 2:36pm On Apr 28, 2015
Lala247:
Ahhh u never know .. Lol his gonna rape her anyway she can beg n hope he wears it .. Better at least if he agrees she can survive d rape now ..
But thats like extreme case . Dont u see chic getting rape screaming please please .. Well dey can scream abeg use d condom in my bag pls .
ROTFL... LWKMD oooooo

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