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Health › Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 12:13pm On Apr 29, 2015
prettythicksme:
number 1 to 7 cheesy cheesy cheesy my poop na weather#lol
Choi dis one go sabi fart oooo!!

Jacksparrow1207 how u dey cope? undecided
Romance › Re: Who Makes You Vex? Nairaland Version by kinglekan: 12:11pm On Apr 29, 2015
stephenqueen:
E good make person dey invest on land na, u no say land no dey depreciate cheesycheesy
Orijin101 abeg help me gv dis boi light one. D type wey they reset brain. grin
Health › Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 11:48am On Apr 29, 2015
Twaci:
Nah ah! No way tongue
Ohhh!! She is shy smiley
Health › Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 11:45am On Apr 29, 2015
sassychic:
No tongue
*where is my cane*

Need to come down dere and remind you that am still ur uncle.
Health › Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 11:44am On Apr 29, 2015
Twaci:
lipsrsealed
Unseal those lips. undecided
Health › Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 11:25am On Apr 29, 2015
Beamborla:
Nothing beats starting the day with a good poop cheesy

Oh yeah! I'm fu.king doing it right.
5 and sometimes 4 all the way... Not like I don't do 6 and others sha lipsrsealed
Baebiehot I hand you over to this wonderful lady.

You sure need a lotta tutorials on how not to store up poop. grin
Health › Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 11:15am On Apr 29, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Why u call me 4 dis kyn thing wen I dey chop beans and bread? undecided
Oya come and take it, I no chop again! lipsrsealed



Buh me na 1 and 4 grin
*grabs the bread and beans* grin
I trust u, u nor dey lie. wink
Hope you don't squeeze your face and groan when doing 1 sha? grin
Health › Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 11:05am On Apr 29, 2015
Sinaj and Sassychic, I caught u both peeping.

Come back here and comment. undecided
Health › Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 11:00am On Apr 29, 2015
Lala247:
Lol what u changed my message weyrey lol
BaebieHot:
dont mind him, he is such a gentleman grin grin
Thanks you @ Baebiehot. grin

*takes a bow*
Health › Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 10:54am On Apr 29, 2015
Lala247:
No im 1, 6 and 7 lol
shocked
Health › Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 10:52am On Apr 29, 2015
BaebieHot:
yeah, thats because we hardly go, unlike guys that go one or twice everyday
*holds nose*

Lord have mercy!!! shocked

So where do you store up all the junks you eat?
Health › Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 10:51am On Apr 29, 2015
Lala247:
Lekan early morning this is disgusting lol n im sipping tea
Yuck
Hehehehe!! See dem ooo

Funny thing was when I was a kid I thought only men were guilty of the act.

Never heard my aunt or mum say they wanted to poop.

grin


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Na lala type dey strong face for toilet. grin

Heehehehe
Health › Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 10:45am On Apr 29, 2015
BaebieHot:
I know am doing it right grin wink
grin

U sure? Last time I checked ladies have the worst kinda poops. (Don't ask me how. smiley )

Guess its caused by unhealthy eating habits. Most ladies have a PhD in that.
Health › Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 10:38am On Apr 29, 2015
Where all dis pweety ladies wey nor dey poop. grin

Come and know if you are doing it right oooo. wink


Cc: Beamborla, Lala247, Mirexxx, Twaci, Sassychic, MzNelly, Cutieberie1, Mhizkel, Chiam55, Sinaj, Lagmostkuit, Missclasssy, Vickybee, Prettythicksme
Romance › Re: Photo: screenshots of a guy Ietter to his girlfriend, Why Is Naija Gal Wicked ? by kinglekan: 10:12am On Apr 29, 2015
Missclasssy please come and wake this OP out of his reverie. undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by kinglekan: 9:56am On Apr 29, 2015
lanicky:
*sprinkles holy water on him* every sper* spirit inside him come out by fire (speaking in tongues) lekrakarekebola. grin

Goodmorning. smiley
Hehehehehe!!

Lovely morning to you! smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Accept This $150,000 Handbag From Your Guy? by kinglekan: 9:54am On Apr 29, 2015
KingTom:
I use Durex deluxe MAGNUM N1000 mehn cool cool cool
Abajooooo!!!

Now I see why lanicky is so gentle. grin
Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Accept This $150,000 Handbag From Your Guy? by kinglekan: 9:53am On Apr 29, 2015
hamzyyatty:
please what does this cc means?
Carbon copy
Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Accept This $150,000 Handbag From Your Guy? by kinglekan: 9:33am On Apr 29, 2015
cutieberie1:
lol
Cutie pie!!! smiley
Politics › Re: What Lord Lugard Said About The Amalgamation Of North And South In Nigeria. by kinglekan: 7:31am On Apr 29, 2015
Kay17:
But Lord Lugard is not referring to the union of two nations, rather two administrative units. It is deceptive to believe there can be a meaningful divorce because the supposed status quo is itself a creation of Lugard.
Beamborla:
It is the union of two nations to make administration easy for them. Except my history teacher was high on kerosene while teaching me back then.

It is wrong to conclude that those who are clamouring for the secession are short sighted people who can not see beyond their nose.
Lord Lugard must have had a way of expressing such delicately poised issues with such humour.

While the lugard's marriage analogy seems very logical. I must add that I disagree with kay17 @highlighted.

Lugard might have made this union for different reasons but he is definitely not "Lord" in the issue of amalgamation.

On the other hand those who keep clamouring for a secession might not necessarily be short sighted but neither are they foresighted.

Nigeria is a state and one of the most diversified countries on the surface of the planet. Its our strength, yet it has become a nip in the bud or rather a torn in our flesh.

If we as a people would ever toll the line of disintegration then it should be done through proper and credible referendum.

We shouldn't let greedy politicians with self interest delude us into thinking that the solution to our problem is to end our unity.
Politics › Re: Nairaland Democrats' Criticisms Of The President-Elect; My (Repentant) Thoughts by kinglekan: 6:39am On Apr 29, 2015
MizMyColi this couldn't have been communicated any better.

If I had any iota of bad blood against the incoming government, this write up would have locked me up in the solitary confinement of inner reflection.

I have always maintained a level of neutrality even though I did not totally support GEJ or GMB during the pre-electoral campaigns.

Be it as it may Nigerians have gone to the polls and made their choice. The peoples choice emerged victorious and a very noble & honourable man was quick to concede defeat even before the final declaration.

We must all know that as a Nation the incoming government would only thrive if we continually give them our maximum support.

We have an "amplitude" of 4 years to support, constructively criticise and score the performance of this incoming government.

While it might be an "African thing" to constantly kick against that which we do not understand or accept, I implore every well meaning Nigerian to join forces and receive this government wholeheartedly.

We would continually give them our support, keep them on their toes and let them know that the change we voted for wasn't just a switch from the PDP to the APC.

Let us all remember that Nigeria would be built only by Nigerians.

God bless the Fed Rep Of Nigeria!!

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The OPs write up deserves to be on the FP, if not for anything, let it preach peace, cause deeper reflection and quell any form of fued against the incoming govt.

Cc: Ishilove, Lalasticala, Seun
Health › Re: What Is Really Wrong? by kinglekan: 5:31am On Apr 29, 2015
sassychic:
shocked
Am a very good boi dear!! Its not what u tink. wink
Health › Re: What Is Really Wrong? by kinglekan: 5:30am On Apr 29, 2015
sassychic:
shocked
Some1 has been initiated. Nightcrawler baby sup with u. wink
Romance › Re: Who Makes You Vex? Nairaland Version by kinglekan: 5:15am On Apr 29, 2015
stephenqueen:
I derail reach you, You be ma boss for derailing....If to say nah to chop ban, I be ya boss grincheesycheesy
Werey boiii!!

Nor be u get landed property pass!! cheesy

Always booking acres of land
Romance › Re: 7 Companies Guys Work With That Can Make Ladies Quickly Date Or Marry Them by kinglekan: 5:13am On Apr 29, 2015
tosyne2much:
. Roflwkmd cheesy
See as water dey comot for my eyes cheesy
grin
Health › Re: What Is Really Wrong? by kinglekan: 5:09am On Apr 29, 2015
KingTom:
Chiam55 na Massai na, you no need tell am position grin grin grin
ROTFL
Romance › Re: Ermmmmmmm Its Official Onila Is No More A Virgin. by kinglekan: 5:07am On Apr 29, 2015
stephenqueen:
Okay i don hear I go reduce amu but lemme think about it wink cheesy cheesy
cheesy
Romance › Re: 7 Companies Guys Work With That Can Make Ladies Quickly Date Or Marry Them by kinglekan: 5:05am On Apr 29, 2015
tosyne2much:
Who come be pepper soup babe ? cheesy
Hehehehe

U sha wan mk I use my whole mouth talk am. grin
Nairaland General › Re: Welcome, New Nairalanders by kinglekan: 5:04am On Apr 29, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
Watch out!
Padi no threaten am oooo. grin
Romance › Re: 7 Companies Guys Work With That Can Make Ladies Quickly Date Or Marry Them by kinglekan: 11:07pm On Apr 28, 2015
prettythicksme:
na u dey do me strong thing now ooo cheesy cheesy
Sowii jare!! Na tosyne2much dey run mouth anyhow.

Him wan downgrade peppersoup babes. grin

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