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lanicky:
Pls turn left to velvet restaurant or any ice cream factory...I will wake up immediately I get there. *faints again*

*Trying to remember what she said b4 fainting* velvet em em em em em

*scratching head*

Yeah velvet sperm bank!!!


*gets 10ltrs of sperm*

Lanicky wake up and take what u asked me to get.

stephenqueen:
You see your life, the small thing wey u don learn from me na hin make you wan dey do bad for people ba ...You are now on 2weeks suspension

Baba mi no vex sir!!

2weeks ti pe ju naaa.

mirexxx:
I dash her

Ipledge!! Ntoiiiii!!
Am just warming up.

missjenna:
Tsohgssim & annejssim

*sigh*


So we are left with the witty, egocentric anti jocular classy!!

missjenna:
In the flesh. Reborn and risen from the ashes

*drooling*

prettythicksme:
y u wan do me juju? we dey drag same babe?

If u pass ur lane, I go do u strong tin.

Ipledge:
Say it,u dont care abt Bimbola...all u need is missclasssy

Can't you be coded about this undercover mission.

Where in your head did u misplace the word "Discretion".

Vickybee:
Ashewo

I was the one disturbing her naa.
Missghost isn't like that and u know it.

Orijin101:
una too dey derail true true

Na true!! We suppose do mtg sef. So we go table dis our matter for the whole crew.

Na stephenqueen guilty pass.

stephenqueen:
Alaye gbabe jor ,u wan use ogun deal with ogun...Aki nfi omo iri bo iree

Hehehhee!! I don forget say u be Ogunbiyi Stephenqueen.

lanicky:
Faints.

*rushing her to the ICU*
KingTOM whr are u oooooo

tosyne2much:
No be all kitty-cat person dey insert joystick na

So Peppersoup joint gals own get teeth bah?

Prettythicksme plz come and show dis guy that u don't a porcupine at ur center of gravity.

lanicky:
What's spe***?!
Faints.

*pours water on her face*


Lady explain what dt shii was doin in your mouth.

Doc KingTom please ur attention is needed here. This lady just said she can have 20litres of sperm in her mouth and not shake.

missghost:
I prefer classy

U are too anti bullshit wen u r classy!!

Less fun too

sassychic:

Gotcha.

prettythicksme:
hehehehe jack go cut off ur head!

U neva jam juju before abi?

missjenna:
Kinglekan what of this one?
This is the smartest of the lot

Lord have mercy!!!
It can't be her.
Permission to start tripping?

tosyne2much:
what are you insinuating ?
Maaa marry pepper soup joint babes abi ?

Ehenn!! Abi dem nor get whr u go insert ur disc?

Ipledge:
So u wan leave beambolar

Who said anyting about leaving my wife?

Beamborla:
For real?
It yaff do. I'm done!


Officially single

He wants to get me a link to a cocoa farm naa!!

We have a contract to supply it in bulk.


Its not what u tink baby!!

I smell sassychic!!!
*sniffing*

Chiam55:

Hahahaha!!
See u, must u always catch a broda?

Beamborla:
Sweedie, you are one

*covers face*

Ipledge:
me and you...beg me to leave her for u

U bera concentrate on getting what I want else I would become ur greatest nightmare.

I don't bluff!!!

Aitee1:
Hmmmmm...but I love my boyfriend that teaches in a primary school nah

Love wantin tin

tosyne2much:
OP, what about a guy like me who works at pepper soup joint ?

Am I not the right prospects for a sane lady ?

What else do u want? All d ladies @ the pepper soup joint are they not wife materials?

Vickybee:
Superstory

Give the phone back to vicky.



***Modified***

Wristwatch nice 1

prettythicksme:
u and stephenqueen tho,una too like sango,oya,obatala,ogun,thunder stuffs#lmao!!shey babalawo ni yin?

Na now u just wake up??

Wait na make I turn u to sacrifice.

missghost:
Kinglekan

Yessssssss!!!!
I love this version of you. Can u remain this moniker for a while.

Beamborla:
I seem to have a thing for womanizers

Are u indirectly calling me one?

Ipledge:
kinglekan
Come and here Something

If I forget uppercut for ur chin ehnn!!

Colospor:
I know there are several groups of peeps in here and we all have our various goons, I didn't say you guys shouldn't catch fun; all I'm saying is that the rate at which sensible threads are being derailed is alarming. Orijin 101 created a thread today and it wasn't derailed and he is gonna create another game thread on friday, I can use a weird moniker to derail it and ya'll are gonna do nothing 'bout it, do you get my point now, NL is home of fun and there is the way you guys can catch your fun without disturbing others.

All those blunders were cover ups, I never knew classy and chiam would be quick to blow my ass

Well I can speak for myself not to derail until after 2 pages.

I try naaa.

Sometimes u just see a funny comment and one tin leads to anoda and the thread has been derailed.

Mehnn!! U sef suppose dey work with the CIA ooo, with ur cover up blunders. That was a perfect alibi.

Nd u knw u quoted me ist, plus I only got interested after seeing a girl diss u cos of ur blunders.

missclasssy:

Can't I miss someone?