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Blebleswag:
True. It happens to me almost everyday.
I agreed wit yhusiee

You need to go for deliverance.

Na joke oooo

Chiam55:
It's normal. It's when your brain wakes up before your body. It's the opposite of sleep walking when your body wakes before your brain. If it happens often then it becomes a form of sleep apnea. Google it you'll find a lot of medical explanations. It's not spiritual people turn to that reasoning whenever they can't understand something. Let us see if xiadnat can add some light to this for us.

Nice 1. I think this is very logical Twaci.

Don't buy the spidy logic. Except they can find me those ones that can make me spiderman.

Twaci:
They gave me the spider theory

And did that solve it? I mean afta dealing with them spidys?

AgapeCharis:
Rotfl

Heheheh!! I don catch u

Twaci:
This is serious. Buh yours has stopped shey? I mean becos of this issue, I am sometimes scared to close my eyes. Its really scary.

One time I had to sweep the ceiling above my bed before I could comfortably sleep.

Yeahh!! Mine stopped as a kid. I knw there is a thin line between it being a medical tingy or spiritual sumfn. Have u talked to parents about it?

AgapeCharis:
Crush?? Babe??

Hahaha

Abi na wife.

ronald4lif:
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Modified in Code.

Ipledge:
Wetin happen,Shey n'a by force

Dem don release u from Fox river bah?

MrsChima:
I have never called my husband names! I strike it ooo! If he go broke I still love him slowly til no more

Hehehehehe!!

I dey watch u closely. Nwaz u neva gv me dt our kinky sumtn ooo

AgapeCharis:
I no be ronald4lif wey dey send pm to just any female moniker.

Heehhehehe!! Cos ur crush abi ur babe dey here dey monitor u abi??

Twaci this happened to me once tho. I was still very young. Probably around 5 6yrs.

I could remember being awake and not able to move, talk or do anything. Yet my eyes were a lil bit opened and I could see dad checking up on me from time to time and wondering why I had not woken up.

I could also hear conversations going on around me. It was like a state of temporal paralysis tho. When I could finally move my body I jumped out of bed.

Nwazz I had some paranorma activities as a lil kid. Can't explain many, but they happened just once. Another thing is I can remember them clearly like it just happened.

onila:
a virgin has not masturbated before?

How can we help ur ministry get to the permanent site.

AgapeCharis:
Hahahaha. Ronald4lif already asked her for assistance.

I know say ur mind dey dere!! Oya just send her a PM as usual naaa.

Deejavuu would undastand.

ronald4lif:
You said it like it is. The past weekend was about exposing guys who send PMs, with some screenshot evidence. Those set of guys should just grab this golden opportunity. Who knows they could be the first to hit it.

Heheheh!!

Na ril golden opportunity oooo!!

Blebleswag:
*runsoutofthread*

*grabs her* whr u tink say u dey go.

Make I gv u beta soundtrack

*playing Gift by inyanya*

MrsChima:
Because I am an igbo wife?

D way u dey tak call chima name sef. Like say d day wey money finish. MrsChima go just change to MrsBlank

MrsChima:
For his money.

I don dey suspect u sinceee!!

Fulaboy:
na 4some you wan do

Heheheh, I don send orijin101 make him go buy that tin come. I don lock door. Na outside him go dey till am done.

Blebleswag:
I no wan join, onila is dere waitin

U wey do d inviting can't just go like dt naa. U must collect sumtn.

AgapeCharis:
Where you for smell am??

As I see a woman in need. I know there are a handful of monikers that respond to such clarion call.

Abi I lie @ronald4lif.

Midehi:
thou shall not devour on every punana you see around you.

Forget that thing jaweeee!! U stray into my den nd watch wad happens nxt.

ronald4lif:
Coming from a self-acclaim virgin. It appears you have been really h*rny of recent sha.

Do you need assistance in popping the cherry

Hehehhee!!

I smell AgapeCharis.

Blebleswag:
Orijin101 n kinglekan
Pls come n make onila feel like a woman, she really needs it hot

Present!!!

Where is ONILA.

Bleble u can join also.

Mhizizzy:
Yesso..it happened in part two

I went to get fuel for my Gen

He came to buy fuel too

He offered to drop me

We exchanged contacts

He said we AV to hook up d next day

I went with my two friends

One of dem recognized him as her married lecturer nd told me
I was surprised buh I acted normal

He bought us food nd drinks

He gave me 10k for our transport

I had to stop picking his calls later after I asked him if he was married nd he confirmed it

I wuz just 18yrs den so I had to run for my young. Life.

Men sha

Lolzzzz!!! Na wa oooo

Hw u tho? Exam don finish bah?

Midehi:
chai...this just made me remembered the day i ran into a bush in my street..when a married man was chasing me with his car, the man refused to hear my NO.

Why would he hear NO. With that thing u have behind.


ROTFL...

stephenqueen:
She fit sing na, but I no the kin Evangelist wey you and kingtom be,you go dey use that opportunity to dey lash her for ma back

We are Men Of God.