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Romance › Re: Who Makes You Vex? Nairaland Version by kinglekan: 2:20pm On Apr 28, 2015

Someone just got served. grin

Health › Re: He Was Asked To Hold Torchlight While Surgeons Continue Operating His Body by kinglekan: 2:17pm On Apr 28, 2015

BecaciaBarbie:
Lol how ironic.
I joined Nl because I wanted to be part of the romance section, but I can't stand that place anymore....thanks to those kids and jambites Lol they talk nonsense and there is absolutely nothing to gain or learn in there except for the few annoying-hilarious threads Lol

U bera don't allow that silly boi called Ipledge play mind games with you.

Romance › Re: If Given A Chance,who Will Be Your Date?? by kinglekan: 2:14pm On Apr 28, 2015

Midehi:
i lo lo ooooo....
oya tell me so that i can have a date with you

I don vex as u nor knw. grin

Health › Re: What Is Really Wrong? by kinglekan: 2:07pm On Apr 28, 2015

Chiam55:
YOU not me

We are saying the samething naa!!

Shebi YOU not me? grin

Romance › Re: If Given A Chance,who Will Be Your Date?? by kinglekan: 2:05pm On Apr 28, 2015

Midehi:
are you a celebrity?

U still dey ask? So u nor knw? undecided

Health › Re: What Is Really Wrong? by kinglekan: 2:04pm On Apr 28, 2015

Chiam55:
Kingtom & Kinglekan

Rent a room already

U want to do us both? undecided

Is this a 3some invite or wah??

Health › Re: What Is Really Wrong? by kinglekan: 2:03pm On Apr 28, 2015

KingTom:
Guy make dem rob me na, na my over hypo bleached lab coat dem go collect? Abi my rickety Hyndai Sonata? Abi my yeye phone? Wetin dem wan do with those ones? Na you sure pass

Hahahahha!!!

Dokitaa smal smal naa!! Bad belle dey here oooo. grin

Romance › Re: Who Makes You Vex? Nairaland Version by kinglekan: 1:59pm On Apr 28, 2015

missclasssy:
Who is the guy?

Meeeeee!!! grin

Romance › Re: Who Makes You Vex? Nairaland Version by kinglekan: 1:57pm On Apr 28, 2015

Chiam55:

*Falls from the kitchen cupboard*

LWKMD

Hehehe, wetin u dey find on top dere??

I don tell u make u nor they read NL grammer wen u climb sumtn. Hope say u nor brk neck sha.

Romance › Re: Who Makes You Vex? Nairaland Version by kinglekan: 1:56pm On Apr 28, 2015

sinaj:

*faints*

diz guy frm mama P. lineage o!

c him 'english'

d oga come accuse me say 'i wrote something up there' while na type I type
nxt time him go say na my handwriting b dat

D guy just dey butcher English anyhow!!

*sigh*

Romance › Re: Who Makes You Vex? Nairaland Version by kinglekan: 1:52pm On Apr 28, 2015

lordhugo:
Mr Colospor abi na KoloSmall, If i want to kill myself all i need to do is jump off from the height of your stupidity to the level of your IQ.

https://s1.hubimg.com/u/7824230_f520.jpg

WICKED!!!!!!!!! grin

Romance › Re: Who Makes You Vex? Nairaland Version by kinglekan: 1:48pm On Apr 28, 2015

missclasssy:
Prettythicksme
Nneka123

ROTFL.. I was expecting a long list ooo.

But wen I saw just two, I knew a guy had to be involved. grin

Romance › Re: I'm Cold by kinglekan: 1:45pm On Apr 28, 2015

KingTom:
She wan go 9 months course na, Mama Iyabo things

Celine234 so u don chop 4bidden fruit bah? U con dey wori my grey head for here? undecided

Romance › Re: If Given A Chance,who Will Be Your Date?? by kinglekan: 1:16pm On Apr 28, 2015

Midehi:
why not?

Oya edit that "none" and put my name. grin

Health › Re: What Is Really Wrong? by kinglekan: 1:15pm On Apr 28, 2015

KingTom:
I never even reach to clean your shoe

Oga dem nor go rob u jaweeee!!

Nor dey form humility for here. Abi u name don turn Modesta? grin

Romance › Re: So Gigantic: The Girl With The Biggest Ukwu In Africa [photos] by kinglekan: 1:12pm On Apr 28, 2015

missclasssy:
They have been replaced by anti-bullshit hormones

Chaiii!!

The doc wey do this kind tin nor try ooo!!

Not even a tiny lil bit of bullshit allowed? sad

*sigh*

Romance › Re: If Given A Chance,who Will Be Your Date?? by kinglekan: 1:03pm On Apr 28, 2015

Midehi:

U nor fit mention my moniker. undecided

Health › Re: What Is Really Wrong? by kinglekan: 1:03pm On Apr 28, 2015

KingTom:
You be celebrity na

like u na my oGa

Romance › Re: I'm Cold by kinglekan: 1:01pm On Apr 28, 2015

KingTom:
What's the situation?

Ask OP ooo!! She talk say cold dey catch am during the day wey evrybody dey sweat. And she con dey sweat for nite wen everybody they feel cool.

Health › Re: What Is Really Wrong? by kinglekan: 1:00pm On Apr 28, 2015

Chiam55:
Quack doctor said you have

Huh?? What did d doc say u have ooo?

Romance › Re: If Given A Chance,who Will Be Your Date?? by kinglekan: 12:27pm On Apr 28, 2015

Midehi:
none

Romance › Re: I'm Cold by kinglekan: 12:25pm On Apr 28, 2015

celine234:
I dont know what's wrong with my body, during the afternoon I'm cold but during the night I'll be feeling heat and sweating.

my feet gets cold too, does anybody pass through this? I've done test, they said everything is fine. but why am I this cold especially in the afternoons?

This sounds like a blood condition. Not sure sha.

Doc KingTom ur attention is needed here. grin

Health › Re: What Is Really Wrong? by kinglekan: 12:16pm On Apr 28, 2015

Chiam55:
Actually I was gonna say king***

KingTom:
Lekan?

Y una dey call my name undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by kinglekan: 12:12pm On Apr 28, 2015

lanicky:
Nothing oooo...I just sempe for one corner dey read novel.

How are u?

Hehehe, dt one sef good jare.

Me am cool jaweee!! Just going thru mentions and seeing wads been goin on behind my back. grin

Romance › Re: So Gigantic: The Girl With The Biggest Ukwu In Africa [photos] by kinglekan: 12:07pm On Apr 28, 2015

missclasssy:

Wad happened to ur "humour hormones?" undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by kinglekan: 12:04pm On Apr 28, 2015

Lanicky wetin dey happen naaaa!!

Romance › Re: How Do Girls Manage To Have Sex More Than Once A Day? by kinglekan: 12:00pm On Apr 28, 2015

Orijin101:
me wey i don pass roofing enter. i don do wetin i wan do comot

Werey!! No wonder sinaj just dey do one kind wen I wan enta. U do injure d place abi??

Konji nor go mk u fall from that palm tree one day. tongue

Romance › Re: Ermmmmmmm Its Official Onila Is No More A Virgin. by kinglekan: 11:57am On Apr 28, 2015

Kolade354:
Cc:Kingtom,albert2ok,falconey,lala247,ronald4liff,mirexxx,prettythicksme(ur name fit spoil teeth)Orijin101(baba agbalagba),Kinglekan,stephenqueen and co show ya face here

How that one take consinement us naa!!!

If she like make she do 4some or 5some sef to deflower.

Nor be only secondary virgin, na Tertiary virgin una go still seee.

MtcheeeeEeeewwww!!!!!

Romance › Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 11:54am On Apr 28, 2015

sinaj:
xori na!

person no fit play wit you

oya take this ice block!

I nor dey like dt kind play!!!

Wetin I wan use ice block do huh

Comot ya agbalumo jooor!! Mk I tk am cool body. grin

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