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Romance › Re: How Do Girls Manage To Have Sex More Than Once A Day? by kinglekan: 11:52am On Apr 28, 2015
Fulaboy:
3some cheesy u wan do him wayo
grin
Romance › Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 2:24am On Apr 28, 2015
sassychic:
Yessir!
wink
Romance › Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 2:23am On Apr 28, 2015
sinaj:
*faints*

mehn!!!

Lordkrato nd kingleklan diz una babe de murder English o! grin grin grin

e b lyk she frm Mama P. lineage cheesy
.……………………………………………………………

bae itz 'disclose' nd nt disclosed

itz leaked nd nt linked

bae itz high time u changed Uni. how bout dat wink

as for d controversies, itz a general phenomenon.
it happens in private uni. nd evn covenant uni. too.

as for da goodies, Uniport av produced celebrities nd av achieved more too.

ow about a visit to our skul library to read more about itz achievemnt.

we are currently celebrating Uniport @ 40, u wil njoy it cool
Sinaj I go beat u oooo!!

My head still dey pain me for d bottle wey u dey knack am. U con dey call me make I con look anoda tin.

undecided
Romance › Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 2:15am On Apr 28, 2015
sassychic:
No thanks grin
I'll pass lipsrsealed
Hehehehe, lemme let u read ya book. Make sure u don't doze off. wink
Nairaland General › Re: Lol.....hilarious Application Letter I Received On Friday. by kinglekan: 2:12am On Apr 28, 2015
dre11:
The correction would just had been perfect and not trash the whole thread.

I did smile when I glace through the letter
benuejosh:
I know those people with their bad english.
bamgbalaot:
its like people's find it interesting in pointing out errors in others but cnt screw out one in themselves.
*In Chinua Achebe's voice*
"There was a language called English"


RIP English language!!

Adieu. grin

**AD to 27/04/2015
Romance › Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 1:58am On Apr 28, 2015
sassychic:
Exam is in 2 weeks embarassed

You nightcrawler grin
Oh culll!!

Yeah kinda!! U wanna get initiated? wink
Nairaland General › Re: Lol.....hilarious Application Letter I Received On Friday. by kinglekan: 1:57am On Apr 28, 2015
missclasssy:
This letter is anything but funny.

There is a higher probability that I would chuckle starring at picture of morgan freeman than I would reading this enormous pile of crap.

The op who is laughing at the supposed illiteracy of the person who she decided to mock openly, should be labeled an illiterate herself for making this blunder

She made this statement
" I can't stop laughing since saturday"

when she should have said

"I haven't stopped laughing since saturday"


This thread is total nonsense.
Chaiiiii!!!

Heheheheheh

Classsy we yaf missed u oooooo
Romance › Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 1:51am On Apr 28, 2015
sassychic:
Naah
Sagay
Okies, prepn for test? Or exam don start?
Romance › Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 1:49am On Apr 28, 2015
sassychic:
grin
I'm fine o
Battling with Law of Contract here angry
Eeyaaa!!

Law of contract is interesting naaa. Is it PK fogam's own u are reading?
Romance › Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 1:44am On Apr 28, 2015
sassychic:
Chai!
The way you codedly yab me ehn embarassed cry
Iss me you're calling underaged o angry
Carry on angry
Baby nor be so ooo!

U sef too dey use ur lawyer head dey anaylse too much. grin

How u dey naaa? smiley
Romance › Re: Help My Boyfriend Hates To Bath by kinglekan: 1:42am On Apr 28, 2015
emmysexxy:
Hello room.am really worried about this constant character of my boyfriend hating to shower.he is cute,handsome,well dressed,romantic and outspoken but when it comes to water hmmm...it scares the hell out of him.he hates bathing.I mean I have come in contact with many guys and even my male folks when it comes to bathing it scares the hell out of them.so my question is why do some men hate bathing?ok make I put am like this why una dey fear water?no bashing please just an observation.
Disclaimer: No be bashing oooo

Babe you have been in the jungle for too long, I think you need a change of scenery for starters.

grin
Romance › Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 1:36am On Apr 28, 2015
sassychic:
Lmao cheesy
Was it not you that brought me here? angry
Yipeee!! She is stil up. Been seeing u peeping into Adult sections?

What were u doing dere? grin
Romance › Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 1:31am On Apr 28, 2015
sinaj:
*hits bottle on his head*

nd run
Oooucchhhh!!!

My head oooo!!!!

Sinaj if I catch u ehnnnnn
Romance › Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 1:26am On Apr 28, 2015
sinaj:
push him

I go position diz orijin bottle for ya head o!
Heeeyyyy!! Nor lemme whoz u slap ooo.

Behave urself!! Dis is a quickie. I wld be done soon.

*continues hacking the punnany* grin
Romance › Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 1:25am On Apr 28, 2015
Chiam55:
*locks all doors and Windows, collects the cross and a gun and hides under her bed waiting*
*picks up phone*

*dials jason and Freddy*

"Guys we have a RAPE mission nd yeah she is damn haaaawwwwtttt"
Romance › Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 1:21am On Apr 28, 2015
Chiam55:
Thief I witnessed it shocked
Can't u cover up for a broda. grin


Am heading ryt to ur place once am done with sinaj. wink
Romance › Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 1:19am On Apr 28, 2015
sinaj:
i will scream o!!!
*covers her mouth*

*starts the engine* grin
Romance › Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 1:16am On Apr 28, 2015
sinaj:
no o!!!

whu go come de giv mw weed na huh

Ipledge go tell am sad
Abeg postion well mk I do wetin I go do. 2mr u go dey collect weed from orijin101.
Romance › Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 1:08am On Apr 28, 2015
sinaj:
no pour me water o!

cold de catch me, d rain wey de fall here dan do
Oya shift make I con join u on top bed. Thank God say I don lock Orijin101 outside. grin
Romance › Re: How Do Girls Manage To Have Sex More Than Once A Day? by kinglekan: 1:06am On Apr 28, 2015
AgapeCharis:
When the ogogoro wey you take clear for your eye, remind me. grin
Hehehehehe!!

As an elder, I go just pity u. Cos d tin wey elda dey see wen him sidon, even if u climb kilimanjaro u nor fit see am

grin
Romance › Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 1:04am On Apr 28, 2015
sinaj:
abeg who open gate for diz crase gel

i tot u chained her huh
Why ur blood dey hot dis nyt naa!! Oya calm down. Make I pour u small water?
grin
Romance › Re: How Do Girls Manage To Have Sex More Than Once A Day? by kinglekan: 12:54am On Apr 28, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Start now na. grin
I wan make ur cup full. grin

Hehehhe
Romance › Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 12:53am On Apr 28, 2015
I can see sassychic forming stealth mode. grin
Romance › Re: Women And Their Crab Syndrome by kinglekan: 12:50am On Apr 28, 2015
sinaj:
'Always complainin bout lng write ups'
cud diz b a fan or a stalker huh

.……………………………………………………

now get diz straight up bae

1. I read nd write articles xo i dnt av any probz reading lng write ups.
2.M nt lazy, xo u shud stick ya f**king opinion on ya lane nd not quotin peepz unnecessarily wen itz nt cald for coz I dnt fancy it undecided
3.I dnt c ow my casa rock ya boat xo u shud learn to steer clear nd observe wen word fails u instead of...
4.I guess u av no probz reading lng writeup xo readin diz wnt bring any ish to ya eyes wink


I rest ma Casa
*xwit dreamz*
*kiss*
Sinaj wetin dey do u and blebleswag? Why una wan bring down everest?

Oya make una stop dt tin ooo.

I dey wait una for room. grin
Health › Re: What Is Really Wrong? by kinglekan: 12:45am On Apr 28, 2015
Chiam55:
My friend use to get it a lot but then it just stopped.
Mine only happened as a kid too.
Romance › Re: How Do Girls Manage To Have Sex More Than Once A Day? by kinglekan: 12:44am On Apr 28, 2015
AgapeCharis:
You don dey dream abi?? grin

I don't send pms anyhow. wink
One day we go open ur yansh for here.
grin
Romance › Re: How Do Girls Manage To Have Sex More Than Once A Day? by kinglekan: 12:35am On Apr 28, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Catch wetin?? for your mind. grin
See uuuu!! I just dey see all the PM's wey u dey forward.

Continueee!! grin

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