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falconey:
well no more topic I didn't expect less.

Sometimes people forget this is romance section.

Topic don scarce dis days ooooo. Lol

rokiatu:
She already got it.

Lala247 shey u don hear now!!

MrBasketball:
[color=#000033] [size=15pt]U guys need to get a job, not creating blind! Deaf!! and stüpid!!! thread. [/size] [/color]

Lol, y u dey para

Do u need a job? I could help u oo.

Hehehehe

rokiatu:
Lala got the best body out of the list.

Yelzzzzz oooo!!!

Whispers * tho she wants it to be like urs*

falconey:
make he no be like say I no comment.


all I see is ass and boobs everywhere! What has the world turned into? Men obsessing over the female body dammit!!!

That's why I like rokiatu!

ROTFL,

Nice 1

missclasssy:

A yab or comment would do missy.

SagePerv:
[color=maroon]I doff my hat for you. Jobless modafucker.[/color]

Hehehe, and u were so busy u had enough time to type a "below the belt punch line"

You have been noticed.

So here is my HOURGLASS list in no particular order, well except number one who is my number one. Lol;

1. www.nairaland.com/lala247 -
Hell yeesss!! My favourite stunning moniker. *in orezi's voice* "Fine girl u garrittt...."

2. www.nairaland.com/gilgal7 -
Well not entirely sure if d pix behind d moniker is hers but definitely hot as hell.

3. www.nairaland.com/nneka123 -
She is xo hawwwt!! End of story

4. www.nairaland.com/mizjules -
This lady is definitely ravishing. I bet she makes a lotta heads turn when she walks.

5. www.nairaland.com/missadeife -
Ahhhh, dis one ehnnnn!! Chai odikwa too much. This Omalicha would make you keep staring at her pishure more than you normally would have.

6. www.nairaland.com/okudiover1 -
Dis one nah real baby oku. D curves are clearly not easy to hide.

7. www.nairaland.com/sleekyshuga -
She is moderate, pweety and I think her curve, bum, nd boooobby ratio is on point.

8. www.nairaland.com/chubbyt -
*in olamide's voice* "She carry front, she carry back, she too package...."

9. www.nairaland.com/shaakasi -
Pheeeeww!!! Just check her out

10. www.nairaland.com/cutieberie1 -
This chick is classy, straight legs, hourglass figure, am drooling already. Nne plzz wads ur digit?

11. www.nairaland.com/olorunthobby -
She garrit and she flaunts it. Babe can I rest my head on ur ......


12. www.nairaland.com/marieolae -
Yeah I know you ain't surprised she made my list. Apparently she makes every list here in romance section.

Adjectives won't do it for this lady, so I call her the Limited Advanced Edition. Coined from the last three letters in her moniker, "marieoLAE".


Abeg MODs make una helep my ministry move to the permanent site. Hand sef dey pepper me from all this typing. If una ignore I go cry ooooo.

Heheheehe

CC:
Ferano
Ishilove
Rocktation

So I was having a chat with Lala247 and she was talking about how she wanted her bum to be like a particular romancelander. So I decided to put this up.

When it comes to relationships, I hear quite a lot of people saying physical attractiveness doesn't matter but I beg to disagree. Humans were designed to be visually perceptive and we infer a lot from how people look.

The truth is whether or not people say they value physical attractiveness they still base their actions on it. (I am not disputing the fact that there are other attractive traits such as; compassion, intelligence, warmness, character, humility, etc. But the truth is these traits are seemingly far less important or rather not easy to detect at first sight.)

Now this thread isn't to burst bubbles or make ladies insecure, just a way of saying how you look matters. So ladies don't consume all the wrong stuffs and have unproportionate fat all over your body.

This thread is about ladies who I consider very much physically attractive. Ladies with stunning hourglass figures, now am talking about those with moderately small waist which blossom into sinuously curvy hips.

The ones most guys consider conspicuously sexy. By conspicuously sexy I mean the type that make men glide their sunglasses down to the bottom of their noses and say "dammmmmnnn, that girl is haaawwt"

Ladies with curves that make u scream mamma mia!!! and even if them tie wrapper u go still notice .

Now am not in anyway saying that average bodies aren't attractive, they are. What I am saying is that they aren't constantly invading our minds and causing our thoughts to drift towards ladies we probably just came across that are fiery hot.

This thread also isn't about those who are underweight, skinny, bloated or flabby, but ladies who I consider fit as hell!! *grins*

In other News, girls who make our jaws drop and our heads turn as a result of their beauty and physique.

Average healthy weight isn't as common as we think. Some have bodies with fat that isn't evenly distributed. There is something striking about a lady whose beauty, booobiesss, booooottty nd curves gives a rhythmic feel.

So here is a list of a few nairalanders or romancelanders as you may have it, who I feel fall into the category of ladies I have been ranting about and have an ideal waist to hip ratio.

Just in case you are wondering what I mean by waist to hip ratio, well it can be measured and NO I DIDN'T MEASURE THE ONES ON THIS LIST. Would have loved to if they allowed me. LOLzz

The waist to hip ratio often considered as "Sexy" is 0.7, although it varies slightly between different culture and races, but its the widely accepted standard.

To measure this you would need to take the circumference of your waist at the narrowest point and divide it by the circumference of your hips at the widest point.

Just incase you don't have an exact score of 0.7, don't let that bother you.

Excellent range is <0.75
Good range is between 0.75 - 0.80
Average range is between 0.80 - 0.85
Extreme(u don't wanna be here) >0.90

(WHR Source: www.topendsports.com/testing/tests/WHR.htm )

(Simple maths, I know a lot of ladies would love to find out. Please let's know what yours is. And if you need my help, am just the guy next door, would gladly oblige your invite. Gracias).

Chizzy20:
chai God punish idleness.

Ok I would let d OP include ur name. Hehehe

Lala247:
New list

Please NOMINATE NOW

I vote Mariaolae

Cc: twaci, cutieberie1

afrokid:
I totally agree with you, after all he said there will be peace after the election of people would finally agree that we are one...

Exactly Bro!!

Matthew Ashimolowo's prophecy shouldn't have been on that list. I don't see anywhere he makes reference to who would finally wins the elections.

He also made a valid point about the Yoruba and igbo nation. Although the hausa nation shouldn't have been left out.

Ok o, so now that he knows it works, can we now move on

nickyblinky:
Am in a relationship which is just four months old now,I know he truly love me as he claim, but he is broke and also I don't like d friends he keep.actually at first I never love him wen he ask me out d first time, now I think I really love him.but his friends talks dirty

Ok, when you say he is broke, I would have loved if you were a little bit more specific. Does he have a job? Or any source of income?

Finance is definitely an important aspect when considering a serious relationship but definitely not all that there is to making a relationship work.

You should factor things like, his plans, his goals, his ambition, his resilience in dire situations etc.

Being broke might just be a phase in his life now and if you truly love him and have considered some of the factors I listed above, you would stick with him and be there for him.

On the other hand if he is the un serious type, who just enjoys gallivanting with his friends and spends little or no time at all making productive plans for himself, then you need to consider carefully if you would want to continue in such a relationship.

missclasssy:
oh, my bad
I am a bit drunk

What are you high on?? Lol

Nwaz u were not totally wrong shaa. The baby she is carrying is her four month old relationship.

TheAgba:
Tell me anything you can recognize around you then so that I can locate you ?

Hehehehe

TheAgba:
Kinda true but not really. You know why ? When opportunity sets in fear knocks on the door.

Now am totally lost ooo

jacksparrow1207:
AWon 'smells' lo wa lori gongon. And me no dey do smellos

Oga ooo, long tin niyen ooo

jacksparrow1207:
She don disappear o mo ri Omo ye for so long

Lol, olobeee. Awon wo lo tun wa lori gongon bayiii

stephenqueen:
She dey ma house

Hehehehe

Brodalllyyyyy!! Dt gal fit finish u ooooo

jacksparrow1207:
Gbabe!

Ehennn!! Omo jullianne yen nko

jacksparrow1207:
Hope everything dey waka well sha? And hope e dey make money cuz if e no dey make money, e no dey make sense o

E dey go well ooo padiiii!!

Confirmu lo so yen ooooo. Owo ni koko

jacksparrow1207:
Lol. Owo meji fun eyankan
I dey salute u like naija police
Your face scarce o. Where have u been?

Oshe boss

Been preoccupied ni jawee!!

jacksparrow1207:
Hahahaha. U know say my eyes sabi chook well when e don reach that kind matter. I see pass hawk sef

Lol, baba werey ni e ooooo.

Tuale to u padi

Lala247:
Abeg gerraout lol

Going no whr oooooo!!!

*imagining Lala in a bikini*

jacksparrow1207:
I like the black bra in dp

softysparky:
For your mind you get sharp eyes.

Omo jacky I go like mk u cari me go whr dem gv u xray vision oooo.

Lol

StealthIdeals:
This ur barca is gaju!

Mehn broda its killn me sefff. D shape nd firmness nor be dis world.

Cc: Lala247

Lala247:
Hmm i need more ..

Hehehehe, ur xo xo greedy hun. Ryt now ama like to be ur paparazzi ooo.

Envying whoeva took dt shot.

Lala247:
But its not as big as roki lol ... I told her im going to squat till it reach that level

Jeezz!! Just saw ur new upload.

*in Psquare's voice* O set eeeeee

Lala247:
Trying to get my azz to roki level but no b small thing

Mehn dat ur azz be lukn like cushion @ ur pixx.

Its jst perfectly shaped, ah swear I cld sleep on it all day.

Hehehehe

Modified
@roki level mehn ah be daydreaming bout u evry minute.