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achemedez:
He offended U̶̲̥̅̊ b4 ni

Lolzzz, no naa. I didn't yab him naa.

Tandullceblog:
Be not sad. I'm back now *hugs*

I yaf miss I jooor!! Bera don't disappear again.

Happy Easter hun!!!

jacksparrow1207:
Lol. No loud am alaye mi. Lowkey ni o
Lalale Saturday

*lips sealed**

Gbayiiii. Wa pe, wa last padii

lagmostkuit:
We didn't help u d day u fuvked her, now u want us 2 help u clear ur conscience...




Shoro Niyen?

Hehehehe, u harsh ooo. See as u con express am fully.

Safe Contain keee

Oyinbooo

I wee be ryt bck to modify.


****Modified****

Princeojua:
Hi Nairalanders. I am a confirm elite of this great forum. I go by the name Sammy. I last year packed into a Safe-Contain near my school.

Hehehe, U just dey gbagaun like say na "gbagaun award" we dey do.

Princeojua:
Opposite me is a wonderful family with two daughters and two sons.

ROTFL, dis is rib cracking.

Princeojua:
I was seating right in my varanda reading because I suppose that's my purpose of being there.

Sowi ooo, I didn't want to yab u ooo. But haba u nor even sabi ur purpose ni?? U still dey suppose

Princeojua:

then, a young girl of 17years old and in SS3 approached me with an exercise book supposing to be a Maths assignment.

Hehehehe, Did u just learn the word "Suppose" u sha wan dey supposing everything. Lol

Princeojua:
two days after, she resurfaced with English assignment,and I quickly did justice to it.

Will u stop dt. Ah ahhh, u can lie ooooo. U didn't even think of saying another subject.

Justice ko, Judge niiii. Dat gal don fail be dat ooo.

Hehehehe

*********RE Modified*********

Nwaz u try sha. At least u are good in biology practical. Especially when it comes to reproduction.

The only thing left for you is to start making preps to buy baby cloth, baby food, pampers, toiletries. Etc.

Since u live in a "SAFE contain" , I think u are more than capable.

jacksparrow1207:
Ni agbole Queen ni o

Queen Elizabeth abi

Eyin lennuu gan ooo

Orijin101:
Lolz. . . you dey scares online these days ooo. . . wetin dey xup na?

Ayamm dey oooo padiii. Mayb na all dose fine gals nd bottles nor allow u see ur guy.

MizMyColi:

@Kinglekan..it's good you took your time to map that out. We appreciate. Here's lending my voice to what my bosses have said already; we will take your suggestions into cognizance.

Let's do it our best to make the thread objectively fun.

Thank you missy.

Orijin101:
Oga mi. . . Na 19bottles i don take buh e jez remain 1 make i drunk but i no go take am

Hahahah. Baba wereyyyy!!!!!

jacksparrow1207:
Shayo yapa ni table

Gen genn!! Nibo lo tin sheleee

jacksparrow1207:
Come join me for table

Oshe jawee padii to sure

Tandullceblog:
Not working

Whr has dis cutie eyes been

jacksparrow1207:
Boss mi, I just dey practice my old nursery English

Dt one sef gud. Lol

Lala247:
Yesterday nah shorts today nah bikini
Wheres is Roki

Gooo joooorrrr!!! *crying*

Xo u cannot do it for moiii. *sad face*

tosyne2much:
Bros, you should know that guys spend extra time in the bathroom especially when going to meet your crush

Osha fe fine ju. U gas scrub all dose hidden places wey ur hand neva reach in a while naa.

Heheheheh

Na play I dey play ooooo

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]People have 15 alt monikers and you're talking of four [/color]

Hahahahaha. Chaiiii Chaiiii Diariz God oooooo

[quote author=jacksparrow1207 post=32356164][/quote]English Teacher. Ekabo Sir!!!

Lala247:
No i dont want to be in the contest
Want to judge

Hehehe. Me wld like to see my lalacious in a bikini oooo.

Even as a judge sef u fit showcase nahh. We wld just use u as a template for the contestants.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Nice contributions. In the past events this has been the normal way things are done.

People usually nominate themselves.

But as for the "Liking" of profiles it can't work because of the issue of alternate monikers.

Thank you.[/color]

Ooopss didn't give the alternate account tingy a thought.

I just felt it would make d voting process neat nd easy to collate.

Alternate accounts are created using multiple emails right? I don't think anyone can have more than 4 alternate accounts. Except the person is totally jobless shaa oo.

Nwaz if the like tingy can't work, guess the old method would be used.

dechandel:
Thanks for contributing, but this contest is not only for Romancelanders. Maybe it was in the past, but this year, its a Nairaland contest

Okiesss

Orijin101:
who is marieolae

Origin how many bottles have u taken?

Twaci:
Congrats Marieolae!

We have got a Romanceland Queen

She sure deserves it hun.

*warm hug* for MarieoLAE

Ladycloud:
nice concept. ... maybe I will consider contesting...

U fine shaaa. I think u shld contest.

****Modified****

As opposed to people nominating their favourite Romancelanders which would probably revolve around the popular monikers and make the competition not too exciting. I think we should make it more open. (Especially for the newbies)

Ladycloud for instance would love to contest, I probably might choose to contest later if the rigours aren't too much tho. The chances that a "not too popular" moniker gets nominated are quite slim.

So my suggestion is this. Those who intend to compete should show their interest. Now here is where the fun really is. Making it open for people to nominate themselves would increase the number of contestants to screen.

There might be a maximum number of contestants allowed at the screening stage. Let's say 50. If that's not too much.

A thread should be opened for the contestants at the screening stage where they upload probably a picture and a short write up to accompany it. (Everything should be specified tho, to allow for conformity). So the thread would be open till the max num is reached.


ONLY Contestants should be allowed to post in this screening thread. MODs would assist in removing those who violate the rules and post in the thread.

At the end of the specified period for interested contestants to post their pictures, write ups in the required formatting and whatever has been agreed upon by the host and other stakeholders, then the voting should begin.

Now the thread would be locked and Romancelanders would be required to like the moniker they prefer by simply clicking on the like button. There would be a specific number of likes required to advance to the competition proper.

MODs would help keep this thread trending so it can generate the required traffic.

Cc:
Dygeasy
Ishilove
Ferano
Lalasticlala
Rocktation
Naijaboiy

babyosisi:
I bet you she can never sink in an ocean sef
Her boobs will keep her afloat

ROTFL. Inbuilt life guard booobies.

Won't u love to have it?

Still wondering how she is able to stand upright with such load in front.

Na wa ooooo

mirexxx:
lol kpele

Tnx jaweee. *Muaaaahhhh*

tosyne2much:
I quickly dashed into the bathroom
and bathed longer than the normal
time, after that, I wore my fav outfit
and almost emptied a can of pef.

Tosyne u actually wanted to say you had ur bath afte a very long time.

Heehehehehe.


****Modified****

Well I met a lady on one of this social media apps and she sent me her edited picture. Smooth face and looking like a real fashionista.

Nway when I finally tld her I would love to meet her in person she obliged. When I saw her for real, the power her her smart phone and her editing softwares were brought to light.

She had this "gruesome" tribal marks. As tho the person who gave her was sleeping while doing it. She was a total turn off.

I acted all nice with her not to make her feel bad but daht was the last time I saw her.

mirexxx:
chai!
na Yoruba tradition for you o

Abi oooo, I nor suppose complain sef. Na my pipu

But dem drain my pocket oooo. Gv dis, gv dat.

D one wey vex me pass na wen dem ask how many denominations dey naija, afta dem don collect an array of "offerings". Dem con say mk we drop all starting from 1K.

Pheeeewww!!!

cutieberie1:
thanks hun...

Not been able to perform my civic duty since morning. Make I sharpaly do am b4 una disenfranchise me.

Where is dt my PVC sef again.

*searching*

Yellllzzzz found.

I vote for MarieoLAE (Limited Advanced Edition)

mirexxx:
lol maybe 6
how was your nyt?

Fyn fyn swtiii, bin at a frnds wedding since morning.

I don lie down tire for the traditional wedding part.

Phewwww!!!!!

AfricanApple:
you didn't see where I say I don't laugh?

Receive JOYYYYYYY!!!! and cause to Laugh

mirexxx:
marieolae
oya come and take your crown

Mornin cutieee. Hw many hours of sleep did u get o?