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tohpahz:
Relationship master

Baby u dey whine me bah??

Ipledge:
I get question too,Am becoming heartless day by day ,the emotional me is fading away

U too dey nack, na why. Hehehhe

whisp3r:
Thanks, before I enter a relationship I always make it a point to let them know how I feel, but it all ends the same.
By the time I want to call the relationship off they would ve gotten emotionally attached to me, making it look like am a bad person

Ofcause that's ladies for you. Their emotions would always take the better part of them. Plus they feel things would change and you would tend to love them as time goes on.

Only to be shocked and hrtbroken when things get sour.

Beamborla:
Yes, pastor.

Go on

Hehehehe, I nor be pastor ooo.

Elantraceey has said it all. Just chill and take ur time. Plus don't go around hurting ladies by dating them cos the society deems it fit to be in a relationship at a particular age.

You might not be emotionally attracted to her and its best you keep it platonic cos she might be attached emotionally to you if you go ahead to start dating her.

When you find the right person, you would know.

My advice simply is;

Make friends and don't break hearts.

Yelllzzzz!!! Apparently she is feeling u big tym.

momentusjay:
My family will disapprove because the guy in question is my cousin brother. But we love each other so much

Swthrt wake uuuuuppp!!!!

Don't let ur emotions ruin u abeg. First its totally wrong considering you are family.

Let's leave that aside sef, u guys are enjoying what I call the "Early days Emotional rush" (Coming up with a thread on that soon, so u can follow me ).

Dese emotions u are currently having are built on a facade and driven by SEX.

Well I think the reason for this are quite numerous. But one sure reason I could think of is the fact that under age girls hardly "front".

So they are cheap "marks" for a guy. These under age girls want to explore and would rather do it with "experienced guys" and not their peers.

I am not saying this is right but its just the way things are. For some others at 15, 16, they are looking all grown up with every vital part protruding out. Trust me not all guys would ask a lady her age before getting under her skirt.

tohpahz:
Okay sha.. even if he's ready at 50

Hehehehehe, nawti u.

Well life is not a competition after all.

tohpahz:
So u r basically telling him not to date..?? Huh??

Nope, just saying when he is ready for it he should. His age shouldn't compel him to go into a relationship.

mizkeleke:
First Dates they say determine whether there would be a second one or even a relationship following. When it goes awkward, you can barely endure to the end of it..

Let's get to business....
I met this guy on Facebook and we got chatting. one thing led to another and we exchanged numbers. We talked for a while and he requested we meet up so I fixed the time. The day came and I looked good to meet him.
On getting there we exchanged pleasantries and ordered something to eat. Mehn the eating period was boring, he didn't utter a single word. I tried making it fun by asking some questions but the dude was so monosyllabic. Oboi na so I rush my food sharpaly and told him I had something to catch up. Since then I never picked his calls.

Let's hear yours.......

LOLzzzzz!!! Guess he was stunned by ur beauty.

tohpahz:
Wait till am married before u start
Don't wanna be sarcastic.. for me i think u ought to ..in order to gain some kinda experience that u will use in the future (marriage )

Yeah ryt!!

I keep hearing all these "GET EXPERIENCE" tingy's. As though relationships are now Career courses. Dating experiences don't mean Shi**t when it comes down to marriage.

Its a totally different experience. That's why you would always find those who have had so many EXs and are "EXPERIENCED" bailing out of marriages.

Its like telling some1 to have enough pre-marital sex to have enough experience for his/her marriage.

It doesn't work that way.

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Are you fvcking kidding me?
At the age of 23 you are still asking if you should start dating.

Your mates are marrying at the age of 23 and you are asking this......

As a guy, you should be able to have knowledge about handling relationships and managing other areas of your life along with your dating life before entering into marriage.

It doesn't mean that your first relationship would lead to marriage our that you should engage in pre-marital sex, No.... all you will be doing is gaining exposure and experience for the future.....[/color]

If his mates are marrying at 23, so what??

Though his question might come across to many as silly, but let's face the fact if you want to go into a relationship you should be ready to commit one very VITAL thing, TIME.

At 23, he is probably in school and not everyone has the ability to combine relationships with school (Especially guys). Ladies have been built by default to be able to do this or rather find it much easier than guys.

When he feels he is ready to go into a relationship then he should. What I would totally disagree with is going into a relationship cos the whole world believes that at your supposed age you should have a gf.

Chikenaa!!!

CC: OP
Clovislouis

Lala247:
But im not competing .

U sef ehnnnnn!!! U too tough

Ok for do it for me.

Judie7654:
lol

Plzzz naaaa!!!

Am a gud boi ooooo

*grins*

sandrahnaub:
God, I love u

Oh reallyy

I love u too baby. *kisses*

tohpahz:
Walks into thread shaking my boobs.. walks out ..
Op ua wicked

Yummmmmmyyyy!!!!

Annypie:
Chai...woh come and tell me how to increase my butt jare@op



Is already big small oo.

Ist bring it for assessment.

prettythicksme:
let me tel u what u dont know today,not all boobs dey fall ooo even after given birth it depends on how a lady maintain d boobi oo#me i no dey like my guy squessing my boobs so much cos it makes boobs to fall real quick

So jacksparrow nor dey squeeze am abi

Lie lie geh.

prettythicksme:
hehehehe okay i will post the pics here for u#smh

We wld be waiting. Lolzzzz

rokiatu:
Which one? Ex one two or three abi which one?

Ahhhhh, dem go reach like how many wey u don get.

Orijin101:
*mttchew

*mttchew

*mttchew

Lol, wetin con attract u to date miss "mttchew"

Lala247:
Oga sir
What did u say

Shebi u talk say u nor wan contest for Miss Nairaland. Na judge u wan do bah

Nd I said we wld like to see u in a bikini to serve as a template for the contestants.

Em em em.....Dats all

halmeyd:
chai! walahi na now i agree say bad-mouthers wey dey diz nairaland get bsc...twiter stil dey learn na

Haba!!! Na play I dey follow am play naa.

jacksparrow1207:
She's fat

Mirexxx is that sooo?

mirexxx:
hehehe
my thick thighs
A thread for you

R u in dt category too?? Lol

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]This is a perfect definition of you.

The Op said "which one were/are you" just mention. You don settle down list and even explain everything even more than the Op Like say na you get thread.

If you have such ideas in your head like this you should have created a thread for it. [/color]

The OP inspired d idea I ges. But I agree with u on the ist point sha.

Lol

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]The show offs ~ Those that's just come to class to showcase their latest gadjets and new clothing accessories

The Thieves ~Their main goal everyday they come to class is just to steal.

The Borrowers ~These ones never have writing materials and text books. You always see them borrowing one thing or the other

The Opposite sex freaks ~ These ones just can't do without the opposite sex. You must always find them with the opposite sex

The Note copiers ~ These ones make note copying a business. they copy notes for most of the students the lazy students and get paid in return

The Owls ~ Owls are generally quiet birds, they listen more and talk less.
The people that fall into this category are the overly introverted ones that hardly talk to anyone in the class. They would just come, sit down listen to the teacher and go home.

The Comedians ~These ones make the class lively. They will always come up with an amusing joke especially when the class is in session

The Arguers ~ These ones always use the slightest chance they get to argue.
They can argue football, movies, music, anything. They are just addicted to arguments

The Trouble makers ~ These ones find every opportunity to make trouble and cause rifts between members of the class.

The Fighters ~ You know better than to try this ones. They are born fighting machines. Everyday they must pick a fight with someone, even at the slightest provocation

The Olodos ~ This ones are just dumb, no matter how many times the teacher explains something, they just can't comprehend. Even if a fellow student takes time to explain it to them, they will just keep glaring cluelessly like dead fishes.
These ones are just naturally dull.

The Born Again ~These ones always use any chance they get to tell you about their faith. You always see them criticizing anything that looks seemingly evil and preaching about repentance.

The ITKs ~ ITK is an abbreviation for "I Too Know"
These ones always want to claim that they know everything. When the teacher asks a question, they will always be the ones to answer first.
Even during group works, they would always like to show their that they know more than everyone else
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Hehehehehe, I like this list. Especially the "Owl" tag u gave the introverts.

Nice 1.

mirexxx:
Here are the list of different funny characters you find in the classroom.

* The QUEEN bee
* sketchers
* In love couple
* The singers
* Sports guy
* Copy machine
* Back of class crew
* Out of earth
* Hard workers
* Gossiping machines
* Hyperactive
* Bullies
* Class bunkers
* Musicians
* Love letter writers


which one are/were you??


by their posts you shall know them bullies

feel free to add yours

Happy Easter dear!!

Well I think I fell in the category of the hard workers and the singers.

I was in a backstreet boys parody click. I remember how we used to take parts while singing the diff songs by the original group.

pbs4real:
template kwa

Yes naaaa. Dts hw lala247 be doing like she didn't hear what I said ooo.

Dermie:
I'm sure he meant BIOLOGY, not ENGLISH

Abi oooo. He was teaching her Reproduction.

Lol