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Karlifate:

Chukwuka319:
Congratulations, brother for your bundle of joy and for being a responsible man.
You wisely accepted the child and didn't deny him or her, unlike so many morally decadent men of nowadays.
As you courageously faced up to your responsibility,so shall you never lack the resources to care for both mother and child.
The Child will open the doors of breakthrough for you.

FalseProphet1:
One of my members chop 12m on bet9ja after his girlfriend put to bed a beautiful baby girl.

He gave me tithes of 1.2m and I blessed the baby and told told him that he should name her fortune. And anytime he wants to play bet9ja he should place his right hand on her head when forecasting.

Ever since he started chopping back to back, this idiot has been placing all his body including his two legs on his baby's head. Infact he plays bet9ja every day with his two legs on top of his baby's head. His wife has called me severally to complain. I've been thinking of reversing the good luck charm I did for him before he kills the innocent beautiful sweet baby girl. 🤕

This I have seen.

Cmanforall:
Funny

Imagine how much you pay a man with gun, and family. What will his side hustle likely to be?
Some people can guess

Thundafireseun:
His skin looks too dirty

drimzsmoke:
Yes
Congratulations my gee!!!
So which name we go give this pikin like this, Kolawole?

nstore:
“...my mother.. described my husband as a Maradona in bed.. His libido is very active. His weak point is his nipples...”

Hmmm.. Speechless...

Vischy:
There's an adage that says "A Good Market sells itself"

PlanetZero:
May God forgive you

jamesversion:
Bring your big head, lemme cast a stone on it.

Testiebobo:
As a visitor, if you taste my stew ehh i swear you will vomit fire like a dragon! Because my stew is as pepperish as a raw chilly pepper. Even the little time i usually spend with my family they know the uniqueness of my culinary skills. I am actually allergic to some foods like dairy products e.g milk yoghurt etc all types of fish except the extremely dried one are digusting to my taste, i hate custard, kunu aya, spaghetti except the peppered jollof. So i dont understand why i need to consume foods added with extreme peppers and other hot spices. Is it a health problem or a natural occurence? Because i sweat alot these days! Some people said there are plenty worms in my stomach. Huhmm!

tishbite43:
Jattu Colos dey work wella

placeofallure:

Forget it, no heaven for you!