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The Marlian boss declared a war against drug abuse but he and his crew are ardent users of cannabis and other hard drugs

Nobleou:
Hey, don't be a daft...


The Doctor saved a life and this man is massaging

Key factor: They are both rendering different services to an opposite gender.
You are really daft.

“Truth is if #Nigerian #Bagman #Tinubu hadn’t threatened to invade #Niger and have #Africans murdering Africans for #France and the #USEmpire he might never have caught my eye - I have many fish to fry."

The bolded are powerful words and as usual FFK was there for the defense. FFK can defend anything as long as you put food on his table.

[quote author=FeelGoodAlways post=125173384]While senators are sharing millions to themselves, they forgot about ordinary Nigerians who cannot feed due to economic hardship.

Upon that, they still brought "subsidy thing" to suffer ordinary Nigerians the more, making life harder by the day.

So part of my meager salary which is 20k was taken by medical emergency earlier in the month.

That has stressed me out the more on survival, leaving me with a thousand naira as of this morning.

I could have prepared soup with it but what soup can I prepare with 1k and how long can it last? Soup wasn't the best option and so I decided to go for something more avoidable.

Anyhow, potatoes dey, red oil dey, man go survive.

It's well with the souls of struggling Nigerians most who do not even have a job or are underpaid.[/quote]At bolded, the idiotic, unproductive, and parasitic senators are sharing millions because the masses don't care.
Elsewhere, people hold their leaders accountable.

SmartPolician:
If free and fair elections happen in Imo State, Imo people would rather vote for a monkey than choose Hope Uzodinma. I am sure he knows that himself.

That's it. But the reality is that elections ain't free and fair.
Hope like Bello know how to use power, they use all the means in their disposal to crush their enemies.
I think Ihedioha made a great decision, anyone contesting against Hope is just wasting his or her resources. Hope is a desperate man.

'Maka na onye rie ji na Germany, etie ya ihe n' ọga ekweta
The above is a wonderful lyrics to one of Anyidon's hit songs 'Omadimma'
He shaded Ekweremmadu who went to Germany for new yam festival but was beaten like a street thief.
Uzodimma has been like an agent of instability, how Imo became the height of insecurity is still beyond me.

It seems Wike understands this game much more than I thought. It's only logical than he sided with the one who's more likely to win, no one embarks on a venture to run on a net loss. Even those against Wike won't invest in any without thinking of profit maximization.

Before you wail and curse Wike, ask yourself if your life is better than his, examine yourself critically if you wouldn't give up your life for that of Wike if there's any chance of the table being turned.

Stretch marks disgust me. The sight of it is just so irritating.

This is pathetic. No matter how brutal these guys are, the efforts and sacrifices they put into securing the country should be applauded.
Rest in peace heroes.

Good day NLs, I will like to be brief as possible couple with the fact that I'm not a good writer. Now for those of us here who most times believe any story on NL is fiction or takes, it's not cock-n-bull. But if you insist, den suit yourself or take it with a pinch of salt.

I have this teenage girl Sarah 17 (not her real name) who is so fond of me same as the mother and her siblings. Infact, I got to know these girls 2ru dia mum because she (the mum) do patronize me (I have business center close to their house). Each time her mum is looking for her and didn't see her around the compound, she will call my line and say "Hello Gab, is Faith with u"? When I affirmed to her question, she feels relaxed I.e,

You just told us her name is Faith
I bet you didn't know. You initially used a pseudonym Sarah but didn't know when you let the cat out of the bag.

Nawaoo.. Wahala no dey finish. This is really painful and pathetic and I can imagine how traumatized the girl must be.
Immediately I read to the point where the overprotective uncle hated you, I quickly deduced what was going on. I didn't even need to finish the story for me to know that the said uncle was up to no good as a similar scenario happened sometime ago at a place I was staying.

An overprotective dad was having sexual intercourse with his daughter, he detested the sight of another man near his daughter until both were caught in the farm in the act.

This case isn't an easy one as you've got no concrete evidence to prosecute the said uncle. Only the girl has what it takes to nail her uncle so I suggest you thread carefully make you no use your head carry wetin you know know.

Pakute:
Na like dis Peter Obi go use his wife's wig hide his face when tribunal finally throway his dead case into toilet where Biden throway shimamanda letter. As i know say overdo go carry that 3rd class olodo enter court when tribunal go wan deliver judgement and na that day gan gan camera go show hin cuntface.
Modified; abeg why NL dey change paandora to peter?

Oyetola was also mentioned in the Pandora papers but I've never seen anyone refer to him as Pandora.

wittywriter:
FTC dedicated to Emmanuel Amunike &
Kanu Nwankwo...only legends will comprehend why...

BTW If you are a sport lover or fan try to monetize your passion...earn in $dollars.



Wittyness

Take the FTC to the bank and cash out

Which one be 'how' again?
They played penalties and Manchester City won by scoring the most

They did well, kudos to them.

Kobicove:
Na how much dey your account sef wey you dey sign this kind signature?!

Small 3k wey dey my account as student then. Me try guard am with all my life

Persephone1:
Lol
Are you sure you have a son or a son has you. You really sound like one who needs some growing up to do

Menopause is around the corner and your judgment will be brutal.
When men start demanding for the trinities to even consider you, it's gonna be tough and I don't think you will cope.
Get busy with your life and hustle.
Aunty, hustle and make money.

spencekat:
Waste of ink

The lady said that I was very stingy, that I don't want a situation whereby my wife will do one or two from my account

BabaO2:
This is irregular.
Check.

Was in a haste...
Can sign it over and over and it will be perfect

Persephone1:
Lol... it doesn't work that way dude. My focus is you and I've achieved that, when I think anyone else needs to hear the truth i will let them know.

For now we are sticking to you

Same way, I'm trying to advise you.
I'm up and doing with my life with a smart and sensible woman alongside a cute son. What more can a man ask for?
Now run along.

Persephone1:
Lol , them dey tell person?

Tell your 33+ gender... Menopause dey corner dey wait

Persephone1:
Until you are well advance in age yet without a companion then reality will set in.

Na you wey raise standard go drop am when time reach

As all those broke, jobless, lazy 33+ hoes have dropped their standards abi? 🙄

SatanKeepOff:
you cant work in some offices with this kind of signature

Why please?

She had nothing but thought that her boyfriend who also had nothing was the cause of her problems.
I wonder why broke ladies don't see themselves as being broke.

Sure.
Once signed this some years ago at First Bank UNN, the cashier exclaimed and was like 'sign it again'
I did and she gave me N500

Deenillah:
Dear Kings


Please this post is for men. That is male species with penis. It is not for women. I don’t expect women to agree. Keep your disagreements to yourself. The people that the post is for are allowed to agree or disagree.

1. Do not go into long term projects with a woman you have not married. Projects like starting a business, moving abroad together, etc

- If there’s a break up, it would affect the psychology of the project and you would stop halfway. You’d lose.

Avoid doing business with your partners as much as you can unless you are married.

2. She is your girlfriend not your wife.

No matter how much you think you love her, there is a 50 percent chance that you will not end up married.

Do not undertake financial responsibilities or give gifts that you will regret if she leaves you.

3. Following from the previous, hell hath no fury as a woman scorned.

Do not accept gifts and money that you cannot afford from your girlfriend and please do not take loans from them,

If the relationship goes sour, most women will demand for refunds, and you will be required to refund.

Pray for the best but expect the worst.

4. Do not move in with your woman.

No matter how much you think she loves you, it is better for you to live under the bridge than to move into a house where the rent is paid by your woman.

You will lose your respect in tiny bits until there’s nothing left.

She is your girlfriend not your wife.

5. You are enough. The moment you become uncomfortable with your woman’s friendship with another man, confront it openly.

She will most likely blackmail you into guilt by calling you insecure but she’s the one who made you insecure.

Confront it, challenge it. You must never compete. If you have to, LEAVE.

6. Do not forgive infidelity from your woman.

If you catch her cheating, leave.

You will think you have forgiven but you have not forgotten and you will never forget.

That relationship will not lead to marriage anymore. If you go ahead and marry her, you will ruin both your lives because you will keep reminding her that she cheated. There’s no point. Leave.

7. Your girl’s friends and family are not your friends and family.

Do not over indulge them.

Keep your distance and do not over communicate with them.

Overfamiliarity breeds contempt.

8. Learn to apologise immediately.

We are not perfect. We can say wrong words and do wrong things to our partners even when we didn’t mean to.

Immediately you sense discomfort and disapproval, apologize properly and seek forgiveness.

Do not wait to be confronted before you apologize.

9. Set your rules and stand by them. Do not be flexible.

What is wrong today will be wrong tomorrow.

Women don’t like weak men. No matter how much she blackmails you into changing your mind about something, she will appreciate you better in the long run if you don’t.

10. Finally, she is not your wife. You are not her father.

Don’t expect her to put you first the same way you shouldn’t put her first until you are married.

A word is enough.

Goodluck Gentlemen.

At the bolded, no vex. How do unmarried people cheat?

Set your bars as high as possible and never compromise. Ladies are brutal and judge harshly, be more brutal. Set your bars and standards high enough and let her do her best to keep with it.
Why should you settle for less when you can get the best?
Why must you be the one to compromise? Why must it be you?

I know Emefiele weaponized Bubu's incompetence and illiteracy to wreck havoc, but having him in chains while Bubu walks free makes little sense.
If Emefiele is being charged for possession of firearms, then why is Asari free? Why hasn't Asari been arrested despite visiting the Villa frequently? Some things aren't just adding up.

Emefiele's case is like the proverbial dog who's sense of smell was obstructed as a result of the lurking death. His greed brought these woes upon him. Why on earth did he not proceed on the study leave?

TemplarLandry:
Hell no.
It has to be a woman.

4000+ posts in a little over 4 months?
Nawaoo!

They are in a session and nothing more.
If you condemn this but supported the woman who her brain dead Islamic husband divorced for letting a male doctor attend to her during child birth then you are a unstable.

Rest in peace sir. My problem now is that Bob will soon come online to brag about how he spent a billion Naira on his dad's funeral. That guy and fake life are just inseparable. As a matter of fact, he's faker than the celebrities BBN keeps dishing out every now and then.