₦airaland Forum

thesilentman:
Two days ago,my wife had to undergo a C.S pack at UITH.Every damn requests were made with an unambiguous tone of urgency.I was quite overwhelmed.What shocked me however was when the surgeon told me that all was set for the surgery,except blade,yes ordinary tiger razor blade.I was gobsmacked.Where would i get blade to buy at 2am in the dead of the night?!
The experience just confirmed a feeling that has been in my subconscious for aeons;NIGERIA,is one big joke and scam of a country that can never never WORK.
You are free to argue with me until you are red in the eyes,though.

The bolded is just the absolute truth. There are many problems inherent in this union called Nigeria.
I'm sorry about what you passed through, how is madam?
Hope she is better now?
Was the surgery later performed?
Hope it was a success?
My regards to her and your family.

viyon02:
Oga oooo even small other Africa countries can now come to Nigeria and steal our resources. It is over for Nigeria.

Na rat wey dey house invite the one wey dey bush say fish dey for house.

The Burkinabes there must have been invited by a Nigerian or working for a Nigerian.

blessingnenye:
So a lady that is contended with her boyfriend is now mocked as an understanding girlfriend 🤔
You people should stop forcing this prostitution on everyone.

The reason why we will keep seeing body parts of young girls in a hotel. The pressure is getting so high, and the gullible ones are yielding to it, at the expense of their materialistic girlfriends

Can you explain why broke ladies don't see themselves as being broke? 😂

Life no easy abeg
People go jam death for where dem go hustle for their daily bread.
Chai! Life is indeed strange. Today we're here, tomorrow we're no more.
I extend my regards to their respective families, may their souls find eternal rest.

BabaIbo:
He is referring to his estranged party that wants to sanction him, maybe he took a clue from El Rufai reggae song tweet sha.

At the long wrong, this guy won't like the end result.
He can't get APC presidential candidate ticket, that one too sure.
Now, let me see how he will get that of PDP, I will love to see how he will do the magic.

Even El Rufai don take style dey get rep pass him, honestly.

...run...

You hear, oh, I go to PDP if they don't have C. of O., so? when they don't have C. of O, they don't have it nah.

Wike na werey

YoungLionken:
Another season of mouth making by Wike, oh no..

There's really no balance in this world; some people with hideous character, keep soaring higher. While the ones that are well behaved, struggle...

Some hard workers aren't making it, some innocents are in jail while the guilty are walking free.
Life has no rules.

They all had the opportunity before the elections but were greedy as none of them was able to compromise. I'm glad Atiku didn't win because he was one of the masterminds that brought in Buhari

Akpabio goofed

The idiots you call leaders in this continent are just pawns in the hands of the western chess masters. They want to turn Africa to a battle ground and the clowns you all call leaders are playing to the gallery.
Of course, America has to sell its weapons, the weapons can't just be there doing nothing

cocoined:
Don't worry go and meet that prostitute you call mum. She will be glad to suckle on your disease infested dvck.. okay. But don't forget to part her butt checks well so you can enjoy the ass licking okay 👅 🤣🤣

Or should I poo in your poverty stricken mouth like I used to do to your mum? Ask her my poo is sweet and nutritious 😇🤣

Look at this thing whose cursed generation can't afford N500 referring to me as poor, this is really laughable. My dog is f***king your mum now. Don't worry, I'm benevolent, I will increase her money to like 2k so she could buy herself at least bread and coke after which she will buy you the sniper of N500.

Pathetic, senseless, idiot. You don die already, na me go bury you.
Foolish thing. Poverty stricken idiot. Broke fool whose entire generation isn't worth N500.

cocoined:
Or better still tell your mum to poo in your mouth before hunger finishes you cos you're of no use to the world. If she refuse, you can rape her anally okay. 🐷

See this thing. See this thing that can't afford N500 is talking about hunger finishing someone.
See this thing that I've been f****king his mum for over 1 hour because she needs money.
Na me go finally k!ll you as you no get money for sniper.
Broke fool

cocoined:
Go and suck your mama vàgina 👅 and after that you can come and lick my bûtthole clean.

Lol. Pig 🐷

See this idiot who can't even afford data looking for cheap VPN... Your poverty is generational. My one week sub will feed your poverty stricken generation for ages.

Broke, senseless, idiot.
I'm f**** your mum real hard... She's damn cheap. Don't worry, she is on her way with the N500.
Fool!

This is the height of barbarism, cruelty, wickedness, and gross heartless
Whatever happened to sympathy, pity, meekness, and mercy?
Why are people becoming more wicked with each passing day?

This is abominable and condemnable, the perpetrators shall never know peace, all their days on earth shall be filled with sorrow and anguish 😢

cocoined:
Wasted spèrm of a thousand fathers.

Your wh.ore mum is sucking my d**** now. Broke fool who can't afford N500 to buy sniper. Na me go help you kill yourself. Mumu

It simply means that without evidence you go explain tire 😅
Now sef, you fit still get evidence dey explain.

cocoined:
Fixed. Frustrated fool.

Better hug the nearest transformer and save the world the stress of reading jargons.

You need the death more. As long as I'm concerned you're good as dead. Say high to your lunatic ancestors. Mumu

cocoined:
You're inconsequential in the scheme of things. You can hug the nearest transformer for all I care.. the world would be a better place without lowlifers like you.

Look at this thing that can't even afford N500 to buy sniper referring to me as a low lifer? This is the height of idiocy.
Go drink the sniper, the world will be better without idiots like you.
Idiotic, senseless, broke fool.

This election is going to be epic. It will be go down as one of the toughest gubernatorial elections in Nigeria as there shall be series of betrayals and realignments.

Atiku's house is in serious danger, Wike will mark it for demolition

On a serious note, I believe Wike will perform wonders. He might be the best performing minister in this administration.

cocoined:
Countdown to 9 PM and I'll do it. All it cost is 5h for the small bottle. I will go and get it on credit. My fam will pay for it when I'm gone.

The world is full of fake love. I know once the news circulates that I'm gone they will all act like they care. But I'll be happy that I'm in a better place then..

Just dey play...
Why 9PM? Why not do it now?
Don't collect the sniper on credit, don't leave any debt no matter how meagre for anyone.
Just locate a lagoon and do the needful or find a rope and do it.

You think you're the only one with problems, go kill yourself if that will solve it.

Madmohamed1:
lacks of no job is very big broblem in Nigeria the government should do fast and provide job for this jobless youth so they will go off line to stop this madness

Reading this almost gave me a migraine.

Olat4421:
ur mama is also a big disgrace for not flushing ur spam out, nw she has given birth to a ethnic bigotry at ur age fool

Your idiotic mother is the biggest fool ever. Stupid senseless thing.

Olat4421:
u are stupid

The idiotic that impregnated the idiotic that birthed you is the stupid one.
slowpoke.

Olat4421:
I will continue repeat it u are stupid nd Ave no sense at ur age d only thing dat makes u happy is hatred speech

I will repeat it a thousand times, you are useless, stupid, and idiotic.

Olat4421:
u think am a tribal bigotry like u. U are very stupid. U should b killed for inciting ethnic violence nd d rest of u in dis forum who has no sense rather Dan inciting hatred toward one another tribe

I could barely make out any sense from this nonsense you typed.

Your foolishness knows no bounds, it's hereditary and genetic. Irredeemable fool who can't channel his energy to the people who have conquered and enslaved them in their own land.
Mumu

From a house of rep member to a minister, this is an upgrade.
Let the looting begin

Mushmush:
Mr Pandora Peter Obi can NEVER become president of this country

But Pandora Oyetola is now a minister

So disheartening and pitiful
The dad got a wonderful and befitting send forth from the daughter, I'm sure he will be proud of her and be smiling wherever he is. Seeing England lose finals give me joy, their media is so biased and sentimental.

Rest in peace to him!

Olat4421:
ur father is conquered am disgusted with ur level of foolishness, u Ave no sense

The slowpoke that gave birth to senseless fool like you is to blame for this rubbish, just a piece of condom would have prevented a calamity like you.
Mumu!
Tell your idiotic and lunatic dad to give you some training, of course, he's done his best. What more can I expect from a lunatic who impregnated a lunatic to birth a lunatic?
Irredeemable fool.

Olat4421:
shut up idiot

You are conquered forever.
Fool