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abeg no b dragging tins oo
Ebby any time u are ready , jux type Galaxy name for ur PC den u tap Ctrl+enter key
he will reply u dat he is ready to marry u.... Quaquaqua

CC lalaticlala, pls i will love dis thread to be in front page so dat alot of guyz and babes will see it....so amazing

Teempakguy:


wrong picture.

this is more like it.
https://www.fantasydoll.com.au/media/images/banner_new.png

spoiler alert: she is not a girl.

this is so interesting... buht wat is dis world turning into? if i may ask

This man is such an animal to b precise and a fool....

shizzy7:
huu, I have been uploading since Last month,,,,, Some States have so many tourism pictures that I couldn't upload all like calabar

yeah but wat ever u till tried

ROBOTS already build our cars, clean our houses and make our food – but soon they will be jumping into BED with many of us. It may seem like the plot of a raunchy sci-fi movie, but the popularity of sex androids is already on the rise, with manufacturers offering life-like, moving dolls for “private fun”. And futurologist Dr Ian Pearson has now predicted that the specialised robots will start to appear in ordinary homes in the next decade, as randy humans look for hassle-free love. In a report produced for an online sex shop, he says: “Some people will enthusiastically embrace relationship-free robot sex as soon as they can afford one — as early as

shizzy7:
thanks

U ARE WELCOME I REALLY LIKED D TIME U SPENT UPDATING AND UPLOADING THOSE STUFFS... THUMBS UP

shizzy7:
KOGI -Kogi(29,833) slogan - The Confluence state THE CONFLUENCE OF RIVER NIGER AND BENUE

but capital of kogi is lokoja

No b small tin ooo... dis is interesting

chaii see bad babe... is like u love sucking dick d way i read ur text.... , come and help me suck up my own so dat u can get d sperrm and use it to do wat u want for FR33

jamesharryson:
No matter how short a man be, his prick no go fit dey roll for ground as he dey waka.

Dem no dey use big prick intimidate ashawo

Yam wey don done don done

No be as bitter cola dey sound for mouth when dem dey chew am be as e dey sweet

Na de sound of mess dey determine de taste of shit

pikin wey dey laf him papa spoilt yam no know sey na de hunger wey go strike am tomorrow he dey laff

The sweetest tin wey dey for madness na de trekking.

I get am before no be property.

If the fowl mess, de ground go dey pursue am

Sweat and tears get the same colour and taste

No matter how tall a building is, e get a ladder to climb d roof.

No be de voice dem carry borrow money dem dey carry pay am back.

my guy no b lie

MARKone:
Na so divorce procedure should be for some people

'Hit the Delete button to end the marriage'

na tru
. i support u o

wtfCode:
naija ladies go protest 4 this one i swear.

hahaha... why na ?,

ikenigel:
Hahaha, arrange this stuff bro. It will make front page.

Bros check it out how did u see it nw?

CivilzedTyger:
Good Morning Sir!

boss i hail u

Pidgin Proverbs
.
1. Na for old age ashawo dey know
the value of pikin.


2. Woman wey never see problem...
Na im dey still hold breast run.


3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey
wear pant sleep.


4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, Na
later é go hear am.


5. Na for afternoon dem dey find
black goat.


6. Weather hot!! É No mean say fowl
go lay boiled egg.


7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD.


8. Pikin wey him mama back cross
water, wey say him march fish, wetin
him mama go march?


9. Small pikin wey dem carry for
back no know say the journey far.


10. Person wey don faint before no
be stranger to death.


11. Person wey chop belle full, no
know wetin hungry man dey see.


12. No be as woman dey close eye
enjoy sex she dey enjoy labour
pains.


13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut
shit.


14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko
tree, if nobody hail am!! é go hail
himself


15. Toto water small, but é reach
prick take baff.


16. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO
BOYFRIEND, SHE GO TAKE
BOYFRIEND DO HUSBAND.


17. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad
luck.


18. Na cricket tell him children say,
No matter how ground strong, Them
no go sleep outside.


19. Pikin wey say him mama no fine
they use style call him papa blind
man.


20. No be eye wey dem take chop
eba dem take dey share meat.


21. Person wey use Elephant set
trap, na him know wetin he wan
Catch.


22. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go
Open.


23. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM
SERIOUS, BUT STUDENT WEY PASS
NA HIM KNOW BOOK.


24. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race
don start.


25. Dem no dey tell blind man say
salt no dey for food.


26. Before you see monkey, monkey
don see you.


27. Thief wey jump fence enter house
where owner dey wait for am, no go
jump again.


28. If pikin say he sabi die, him papa
sef go tell am say him sabi bury.


29. Na wetin dey sweet for goat
mouth, Na im dey kill am.


30. If e be like say everybody dey
craze" na you dey craze.


31. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use
your teeth cut am.


32. My thing and our thing no be the
same oh.


33. Na happiness dey make prick
stand.


34. Na as goat stand for market dem
dey price am.


35. Craze no hard to form, na the
trekking be wahala.


36. Its a small world!! No mean say
you fit trek from Naija go London.


37. No matter how hot your temper
be, e no fit boil beans.


38. Chicken wey run from Borno go
Ibadan go still end up inside pot of
soup.


39. Today’s newspaper na tomorrow
Suya wrap.


40. Akara and moin moin get the
same parent, na wetin dem pass
through make dem different. ADD URS OOOooo!

CivilzedTyger:
Lolz U re a fool if u take 2 my advice

no problem
..its simple

CivilzedTyger:
All These 4 me I pity ur lyf, go and sleep my friend

tnk u sir for advising me

ebbybest:
thats d wedding btw me nd d guy above me.. Lolx

wch of dem above u ...

.

CivilzedTyger:
see your mouth like joke i be your mate?

mmey

THIS IS HOW MODERN MARRIAGES WILL LOOK LIKE SOME DAY.... LOL

CivilzedTyger:
Joblessness; Is when u wake up one day and start posting rubbish. #na Joke O

LOW SELF ESTEEMED:- will make u to log in into
nairaland.com and start reading dis kind of thread.
hmmm ( dat shows hw irresponsible u are... haha)
@civilize... na joke o

LOW SELF ESTEEMED:- will make u to log in into nairaland.com and start reading dis kind of thread. hmmm ( dat shows hw irresponsible u are... haha) @civilize... na joke o

ever Young, i pray for my own mum to b ever young. nice outfit

@sweety no b lie...lets start frm his experience

na fufu , bubu, kuku, zuzu, mumu, he use on her...makwa tell ha to tell u d truth..

ok it's done already

add your own; MADNESS:- Is when you buy a BB PORSCHE of #350,000 and landlord dey pursue your mama cos of 12k HOUSE RENT for village. FAITH :- Is using the last money on you to buy wallet. (wetin u go put inside d wallet)? STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment ( Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu ) WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch ( Money speaking ). WASTAGE :- Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and House Maid dey live there ( Political armed robber ). TROUBLE :- Is slapping a soldier in front of a quater guard in a barracks ( You may not live well enough to tell the story ). IRONY :- Is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport ( He cannot come and die na ). FOOLISHNESS :- Is taking a #5,000 cab to watch a film of #1,000 at Eko Hotel…( Abegiii! Why you no fit wait for the pirated copy na? . LOVE :- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eye ( You love her abi Hunger never deal with you ). STINGINESS :- Is when you finish reading this and you didn’t comment… Lolzzzzzz...

Am only going to say damm it.....dis is a love story