₦airaland Forum

If only efcc could face politicians as much as they face Yahoo boys.

I m glad the police driving didn't behave the usual way they used to.

How about we turn the table around.

APOPTOSIS:
How many Fulani herdsmen have you sued?
These are Black people maiming, defacing and beheading black nursing mothers who go to their farmlands legitimately in present dispensation.
How many have you charged to ICC?
You saw a video of babies who were still suckling from their dead mothers' breasts in the last Christmas eve in Plateau state. What EviL can be more than that?

Please 🥺🥺 add horror to what you described.

iLegendd:
We are talking something serious and you're using laughter emoji. Who's laughing with you? I can never let someone that thinks like you get close to me. You'll lie, hide, and do the unthinkable.

You think I'm happy with the level of crime, lies, bribery and dishonesty in this country? If I have the power, most of you won't be alive. Nigeria or a family can't grow with people/the wife always hiding the truth.

Don't quote me again because I'm going to be brutally nasty towards you for encouraging your president to be dishonest.

Now that he has said it, don't you know those bribe seekers in Nigeria will be scared to approach Qatari investors for backyard deals?

Prevention is better than cure. Having your CCTV camera saying, "Everything is being record. You may get shot if you don't act right," whenever it senses motion is one way to prevent people from coming close.

Be careful!

I am actually laughing at the pain you are expressing in name of patriotism.
If he thinks his official are corrupt, why appoint them or better still take them along with him.
The Qatar has a bad image already and He that's a president is adding to it.

AOB1:
is he not saying the truth?
Are we not collecting bribe in Nigeria?
Please leave the man alone he is saying the pure truth

If he knows that his official will take bribe, then why bring them along
Besides you will never hear a first world country say this.

iLegendd:
As if I knew you existed. Let's assume you do, you don't mean anything to me, so rest your case with "think highly." No one cares and no one ever will.

I hate crime and I love honesty. I'm not a Tinubu fan, but when he does the right thing, I'll support him. If I were in his shoes, I'd do the same. You Nigerians love to pretend and lie too much and I hate it.

If I were president, there would be death penalty and any Nigerian caught abroad pushing drugs, you're never coming back home alive.

You want Nigeria to be great, but want lies to prevail. If your wife or girl hides the truth from you, Mr. Think Highly, you'll start showing attitude.

Yes, money doesn't equal sense, being dishonest does. Criminally minded thing.

When you are done dancing naked in the street of nairaland let me know.

iLegendd:
Being honest is actually stupidity to a Nigerian.

If I catch your girl sleeping with one infection carrier in my street, should I tell you or mind my business so that she can infection you with that incurable thing?

Should I tell you or keep quiet? Answer with
A . Yes, tell me or
B. No, keep quiet.

Your president is telling Qatar that you will seek bribe, and you are here supporting him.
I used to think highly of you, but just realized that money doesn't equal sense.

Makunahatata:
cos u are one of dose useless ppl wey dey collect bribe in ur line of wrk..u feel attacked 😜

If that's all you can see from what I said then you are shallow minded.

Am I the only who sees this as a stupidity.
Why is he selling his country out as people who seeks bribery.

Same bayelsa that 80% of it's land is swamp.

For this Tinubu regime, where ona they see 12k£ from
Besides if you have this amount why not use the study route

Make people like you for no bill am.
As ona see say he dy ball na billing straight

Pergie001:
He gave order for protesters to be shot because he was the governor or president or how come your brain is so dead that you can not reason intelligently

You they back of Nigeria, na how you go know waiting happen.

Someone who gave orders for protester to be shot, nia wan reason labour party protest that is bc of hardship.

This is good news.
I wish airpeace has more flight..

Quick recovery.
Well done for your performance at afcon.

350 guns in a farm.
How does it relate
This is enough to chase a whole state out.

AuthorMan:
I WONDER HOW MANY TIMES YOU'VE SHAKEN YOUR HEAD FOR YOUR DAD.
ALL THOSE TIMES the old man TRIED TO SHoW HE IS A GENTLEMAN. WHAT YOU SEE IN HIM IS A SIMP.

SMH

Na people like you make me hate nairaland.
Carry your wahalah they go, you said no, instead you come back with insult.
I could tell you are pig, looking for who to roll in the mud with you. That's why I said carry your trouble go. But you chose to be stupid n quote me again.

AuthorMan:
Many of you kids who call every loving man SIMP are the weakest men on earth when you get married. Your likes are the ones that commit suicide when jilted by girlfriends.
SIMP this SIMP that.
You act like ironman when ordinary jellyfish is stronger than you.

YOU CAN EVEN CALL YOUR FATHER A SIMP FOR SAVING YOUR MOTHER'S LIFE BY DONATING HIS KIDNEY TO HIS WIFE.



Giving your wife or child your kidney is not a sign of weakness.
In fact, giving your friend or even a stranger your kidney so they can live isn't a sign of weakness.

I beg Carry ur trouble they go...
Niaraland keyboard warrior.

Congratulations to the goalie, that put a smile on Nigerian face through this hard times.

ddippset:
Lol

I have seen a woman donate a kidney for her husband..

I have seen a woman resign from a big big job just to stay home and take care of her sick husband.

I have seen a woman defy doctors' warnings to donate blood for her fiance, not husband ooh..
Ordinary fiance.


Eedris Abdukareem's wife donated one of her kidneys to him last year.


Perhaps we could call her a "simpess"

But the woman in this case says otherwise.

ddippset:
"Simp" is the most misused word on the planet.

How does donating a kidney to your wife and the mother of your kids make one a simp?

Thanks for asking, now think of it this way.
If the man was the one who need kidney, do you think the woman would donate hers for him

I pity this MAN.
men will continually pay for being a simp.

If it was Nigeria, that man would have been in jail., Instead of being paid.

Vc, just forget that phone go buy another one.
If you like give the whole school extension ur phone won't return, it's IMPOSSICAN'T

Gadafii:
In Nigeria we provide our own light, security, jobs, sometimes fixed our own roads cos govt had abandoned it for years, I want to ask…. What exactly are we benefiting from govt as Nigerians ?

Absolutely nothing more than a useless currency like a user tissue paper.

englishmart:
I can never marry a black woman. I just got a 5 million loan. Straight to Canada like this.

Boss how did you got the loan.
I need mine.

The two teams rated above Nigeria, didn't even make it to finally.

KnowAll:
All the countries around us in west Africa their currency are not running away. So why is the Naira fallen every single day despite all CBN has done to stop it.

There is a deliberate attack on d Naira to bring down d government.

What's makes you think cbn has done all to stop it
I think CBN n your politicians are doing it on purpose, bc they all have a domiciliary acc and using ur naira to buy dollar they don't need at the moment, making the dollar to increase in value against the naira.

Zonefree:
Get yourself a new pair of jeans trouser to celebrate the Val. Don't allow poverty to take away your self-esteem as a man.

Arhhhh GOD, why ona be like this for this nairaland.
How ur eyes take reach there 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Funny enough op they drink palm wine they wait her.