₦airaland Forum

adioolayi:
Good morning great people,
Please, my car Toyota Camry 2007 XLE is acting up with incessant blast of its theft alarm system. The thing is becoming headache for me, it is just disturbing my environment.
How do I control this?

NB: It is not triggered by touch, vibration or noise. It will just start making noise on its own.

Hope its not a flood title if yes, check a box to regulate the alarm sensitivity and turn the dial down a bit.

helpishere:
You nailed the sinparty crew to the road. She did not even tell us what repairs she did before and after the overheating. Did she take it to kingreign in Abuja? when it happened? Cars45 are here to stay and they are the bold and the fearless. These town criers buys 20w50 oils and they never bothered to find out the damage their igmorance has caused. Will all those guys buy these cars as is?

Why must you keep mentioning my name to defend a shady deal?
Please, I cherish my dignity and reputation. Stop mentioning my name.

Inception:
Haba! na so our naira don spoil?!

W202 is circa 1.5m with shipping and clearing.
W210 is circa 1.5m too.

HeavenlyBang:
What E Class model would you recommend for someone with a 2M budget?

1999 E320 facelift w210.

eherbal:
kestolove95,jakumo,guidette,,kingreign,James4424. can we all just have a hangout just for a day if any of you lives in Lagos?

I ko dey blaze

ashawopikin:
don't mind d fool

Wow beautiful moniker you got

I wish to eat banga soup fighting war with dried fish, pomo, prawn, shrimps crayfish chicken bombed with chicken


CC: Ishilove

EgunMogaji:
Thank you Sir.

That one makes the S&S look like a toy

The Unimog is the king of the pack
Love the Unimog U4000

Post full front picture and VIN plaque.

Guidette:
Last year, I was vomiting every morning for about a month when I woke up, with no cure even with prescribed medicines. One morning, after staying over at my ex boyfriend place, I woke up beside him with that familiar nauseous feeling. I told him about it, and he opened the drawer next to his bed, brought out a spliff and gave me to smoke. I took one puff and that was the last time I ever had that sickness.

Cannabis is a healing plant!

Is it the cannabis that made your left eye way bigger than your right eye?


On top that you come go do filter and Effects. Eyah.

Wuruwuru people iyaf come again.

Pronmix:
Not made by me, but enjoyed by me.

My share nko

I'm dying to have this delicacy

aktem:
My result dropped seriously when i was in 200l and i have been making frantic effort to increase my cgpa since then..although it was increasing but at a very slow rate...@500l,i was close to 2:1 so i tried all my possible best,read as much as i can,hoping i can move to 2:1.
I went to check my final result during clearance few days ago and i realize i finally graduated with 2:2.i have not been happy since then,a lot of thought going through my mind.Thinking about labor market and how i am going to cope,i'm really perplexed.

Any advise for me?i graduated from mechanical engineering dept.

1. Learn skills like auto repairs, refrigeration and HVAC installation, heavy duty power plant maintenance and repairs, welding building construction, piping, and instrumentationetc. Don't underestimate these skills. And try to get a trade test cert in them.

2. Proceed to get certified in HSE, project management, NSE and COREN certifications.

3. Also get to do an MBA and/or MSC.
4. Trust in God and don't underestimate men and women you meet anywhere.
5. Sell yourself your skills your vision to people anywhere and anytime you're given that opportunity


The big fish will start hunting you after these. Trust me!

Let's meet at the top

Sweet lexus

MhizzAJ:
Is he not finished like this
On top this his condition

Shut up!
How dare you conclude on his matter?
Are you God?









It's sweet being a troll o.
Mrcork is my mentor in the online trolling biz

JewelStone:
How my weekend went...

Cook snap let's see simple not go to a restaurant or some hotel or some fast or slow foods eateries then order and snap so we see.



[size=2pt]I must cause palava[/size]

erico2k2:
Try the Range Rover Bross!your life will never be the same.
The AC dey Blow with force like say Una quarrel

Oh true that. I forgot. The lowest fan speed setting alone is enough to cause an asmathic patient to gasp. The LR3 I drove some times ago to Umuahia was that terribly cold on a hot February

SmartToyota:
Easy guys.
Come on! No need for the cuss words.

Quote me not. Quote the ïmbeçile who started it

Shroud:
so this is the "descend" you just bragged about if I responded!!!

What an empty , un-improvising lying piece of dirtbag you are!!!

I should use your morbid flesh as a doucherag to clean the windshield of my Mercedes for a start then toss you into the murky bowl of water for my rims and tyres.

Thunder shave your inflated balls there.

Putrid sac of human pus.

You've been all about balls dicks and et al. You a gay homofaggot
Tell the devil I say hi when you get back to where you from.
Go and die you dingbat
I'm done. I don't discuss with gay homofaggot. You reek of stüpïdity.

Shroud:
now this dirty piece of human garbage is fulfilling his wet dreams in Nairaland. Writing and claiming stuffs none of his mundane bloodlines ever achieved.

If you drive a Lexus and still rate Kia, then you're numb in perception and suffering from advance stages of perceptual distortions and virtual impairment.

You're a phoney and a sham. Your greatest achievement is what you wrote on Nairaland pages while you're a beachcombing vagabond outside the walls of Nairaland.

Kids gloves off! One more personal shiit from you, then I will cut off your testicles with a tetanus-infected blade and stuff it in your windpipe and your last vision will be the Mercedes none of your pathetic lineage has the means to own.

Blazing idiot.

Maggot do your worse. I bet you never own a merc. Or even a bolt. Sore arse loser leprosy. Infested demon.
Spit in your scar face.

You as useless as a toilet paper used in cleaning the arse of a swine.

Shroud:
You have time. Someone taking about Kia and Mercedes ought to be shot in his pallets for such automobile blasphemy.

Most of these Asian car fanboys haven't driven a Mercedes all their lives. God help this country. This was how Nigerians adopted blackberry phones when the brand was already dying worldwide and thought they were is using state of the art phones.

Now it's only in Nigeria someone would buy a Camry or Honda and start feeling posh.

Kendrick Lamar bought a 2017 Camry for his graduatiing kid sister and was mocked on Twitter for choosing a poor car for her!

You have issues. Real personality issues.
Yes I drive a Lexus RX330 I've owned a number of cars before it and I still bought other cars while still owning it.
Claiming you did 160km/h taking selfies and shyyte you full of shyyte dude.
I've driven mercs countless times even models you only see and admire. Stop running your your mouth like a rabid dog on heat.


Jeez keyboard warriors

I'm ready for you. Respond lemme descend on you

Diced:
It is readily available, you can see it Ladipo, Daleko, and if in Lagos and even available in Jumia sef

Those things don't need any random 5w30 oils. I learnt they require Castro GTX US made or so. Lets hear from soopeerescue and lejeun

prosnadis:
Please I need your advice, what's the best oil for Lr3 here in Nigeria since the recommended 5w30 is not readily available.

CC sooperrescue.

feekman:
Yes the driver door then I put another new door their abi

you're correct.

RoyalBlak007:
A sharp contrast between sand dunes and a dried lake.

this will certainly form a beautiful wall picture.

postmann:
"Overview
If you’re reading this and saying, “I didn't know Kia made a luxury sedan,” you’re not alone. The K900 is a muscular four-door stuffed with leather, wood trim, and electronic amusements all as standard. The base engine is a 311-hp V-6, while a 420-hp V-8 is optional. The steering is numb and the suspension is soft. Kia wants buyers to think the K900 is a value compared with its more-expensive competitors, but we’d rather spend less for a car that is more about driving than gadgets."

Above is the review of the k900 by Car and driver with 2.5 star rating.

If you mean 6speed auto transmission in a Kia vehicle in 2009, then I should tell you in concrete terms the 2002 Mercedes-Benz C Class is which an entry level model (not even a mid- size sedan) was equipped with a 6speed auto Trans as standard.

As far as cars goes, Europe do 90% of the innovations with the rest coming from the U.S . So negligible a few come elswhere.

Mercedes used 5Gtronic bro even in E and S class till 05/06. In 2003 mercedes introduced the 7Gtronic for V8 applications . In 2009 5GTronic was still used in their v12 and i4. Do your research bro.

Back to the matter for an economy car to be having a 6sp auto plus EPS while others went CVT is laudable. Go research more on this. May I remind you, in 2013 Ford still used 6sp auto?
In 2002 bmw also started using EPS whereas it was first used in a japmobile?

calculusx:
* Story. You better don't be disappointed. What % of buyers can afford to buy Clean Title? "I have a budget crew". They always want Clean Title Cars offering price of a Salvage. We know them when we see them

Wait lemme understand you, do you mean you champion the importation and sales of salvaged title cars?

bizzle2:
Night shot....

Great stuff Even tyre threadmarks are visible

Impressive

Peugeot hvac,
Benz climate control,
Lexus climate control,
Honda