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AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by KINGreignn: 12:49pm On Feb 20, 2020
Manuel91:
Na wa o... Not everyone has sludges in their car engine; true!! (but Oga did you see where I mentioned the engine mileage is high?). Or do you know any without sludges after a while?

Question I asked, you did not help with any answer.
Your own na sludge or no sludge matter, and you claim you are correcting me... SMH
Stop making any excuses for your poor maintenance culture. High mileage or not, sludge appears in cars with delayed oil changes, use of poor quality oil. Fact.


I've opened up engines with 380,000miles and they're as clean as whistle. Fact. Heck, one engine at 260,000 had it's silver aluminium still shiny. What did I opened it for? To change oil seals.

You are also careless to cause your engine to over heat. Fact.

The last time I checked, Nairaland never put any restrictions or similar laws restricting my posting on this thread, the thread doesn't belong to you.
To shun me from commenting, get a gun and pull the trigger.
RomanceRe: Please I Need Your Advise My Husband Beat Me Because Said I Was Tired! by KINGreignn: 12:36pm On Feb 20, 2020
Offpoint:
Have you considered stabbing him when he's sleeping? stab him on his balls or chop off his hands....






I love doing the devil's job with all sincerity.
Now, no need to start this evil advice.

@OP, DON'T do this or else you risk lengthy court case which may end up with you're being sentenced to death.
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by KINGreignn: 12:33pm On Feb 20, 2020
Manuel91:
I am also talking about the blackish thick putty tar stuff, mtcheeew... (I don't have time for this biko).

Which naija oil doesn't cause sludge after a while?

Especially when you have to be careful on the viscosity one feeds an old engine... Sludge is the least of my problem now Oga.. (I asked Oga gazzuzz a simple question and you are trying to be a comedian) #shift
No need to go caustic when you're being corrected NO, Not everybody have sludge on their car's engines. Also quit making excuses for your poor maintenance culture. Well, it's your car,
you money, your time do whatsoever you desire to do with it whatever rocks your boat.

Cheers!
Car TalkRe: My Car Is Displaying Check Engine Light On Dashboard by KINGreignn: 12:11pm On Feb 20, 2020
RZArecta:
Get a good hammer like the ones bricklayers use, smash that check engine light and its sure to go off. Second option is to hit the engine vigorously for an hour with said hammer and all wahala shall disappear.... Thenk me later cool
grin
RomanceRe: Please I Need Your Advise My Husband Beat Me Because Said I Was Tired! by KINGreignn: 12:09pm On Feb 20, 2020
Timson01:
We have only been married for three (3) months. February 12 was my husband’s birthday, but being that it fell on a Wednesday, we decided to mark it on Sunday, February 16. We hosted friends to a-get-together in our home. I did a lot to make the day memorable. The last group of friends left around 9:30pm and by the time we were done cleaning up, it was about 11pm.
We had our bath and all I could think of was sleep, but my husband was thinking differently. He wanted sex, but I was just too tired for anything so I said NO and asked him to wait until morning.
My husband angrily left the bedroom and I drifted off to sleep because I was too tired, but I was woken up with a slap in my face. I thought I was dreaming, but I wasn’t. I was startled when I saw that it was my husband who actually dealt me a slap!
As I wanted to ask him what the issue was, he gave me another slap and said I had no right to deny him sex. I was forced to slap him back, but that made him angrier, he hit me back and pinned me down- I struggled with him, but he overpowered me. He tore my nightwear and RAPED me to his satisfaction.
I still do not believe this happened.
I was too tired- was I wrong to ask him to wait until the next day?
Was he right to have slapped me?
Was he right to have raped me?
SEX! Should it have been because of sex? We still had sex a night before- in fact early that morning- three (3) hot rounds.
It’s been three days after the incident, he’s still feeling fly like he was right.

Somebody please advise me on what to do?
Ignore those frustrated fellas above me screaming run. They don't know anything about marriage and most are saddists. Your husband was selfish and rude, but you also were selfish too. You two need to sit down and sort things out, Prolly visit a marriage counselor and your parents to discuss things.
RomanceRe: Checking Her Phone Has Cost Us Our Beautiful Relationship by KINGreignn: 12:03pm On Feb 20, 2020
^^^^Na wa o! undecided
Even me wey sabi fire pidgin English no even understand anything typed there embarassed huh
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by KINGreignn: 11:47am On Feb 20, 2020
Manuel91:
Lmao!!

Chief na over heating cause am... I use mobil.

I think it's the temperature that caused the screw to get stucked ��‍♂️
Not talking about temperature that caused damages im talking about that blackish thick putty tar stuff in the engine bay.
Car TalkRe: Club-Lexus by KINGreignn: 10:55am On Feb 20, 2020
Atom57:
It’s just check VSC
You need your steering wheel and yaw rate calibration done. They're undone.
To do that, get your car on a flat surface, tyre pointing straight ahead, and ignition off get a paper clip and undo the fold alternatively, get a thin single copper wire of 1.5mm of no more than 6inch, with your ignition off and insert one end of the wire or clip into #4 and the other end into #12 of your OBD II port, turn on your ignition till all your cluster lights comes on. You will notice some lights starts to blink. ABS, VSC, Tyre pressure sensor lights, traction control etc will blink. You allow the clip/wire there for 10-15 seconds, then turn off the ignition, and remove the paper clip/wire. Start the car as you would normally start, and drive off ahead without turning your steering for 10-25m your VSC lights shouldn't come on again.


Below is a picture of how to calibrate yaw rate sensor using paper clip/wire on the OBD II port.

DISCLAIMER : while I have done this countless times and it's been successful 99.9% of the times, I shall NOT be held liable for any malfunctions or damage to your car in the course of attempting this.

AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by KINGreignn: 9:25am On Feb 20, 2020
Manuel91:
Good morning sir Gazzuzz...

Please I need your advice,

I took my Camry 04LE to mechanic for a top gasket change.
Fast forward to when he starts ripping everything off to remove the top gasket, 2bolts out of 6 or so refused to screw out (this is the 4th day please help).

He suggested a welder could do some magic, bros till now nothing o.


Sir please what else can we do, the car is stuck cos he has loosed everything. I have spent cash conveying welding machine and generator up and down
Chai! see heavy sludge.

Oga you dey use amasco oyel?
RomanceRe: Checking Her Phone Has Cost Us Our Beautiful Relationship by KINGreignn: 7:26am On Feb 20, 2020
Biafrareform:
Good morning all, for those still awake .
Don't beat yourself too hard about it. She truly was a disaster waiting to happen. She is destroying another marriage and putting her life and yours at grave risk. She's insincere and not concerned about you. If she truly loved you and wanted to move with you to the next level, she should had told you about her past and also cut off ties with her exes. Move on.
AutosRe: 2 Months Used Mercedes Benz Ml 350 2009 Model First Body by KINGreignn: 7:13am On Feb 20, 2020
This is at best a 2008 ml. Definitely not a 2009 model.
CrimeRe: Court Grants N800, 000 Bail To Landlady Over Forceful Ejection Of Tenants by KINGreignn: 7:11am On Feb 20, 2020
As much as I don't support the land lady's actions, I must admit that some tenants are like witchcraft. Once they gain access to your property, they mismanage the property, degrade it, damage things, change the property from its originally planned usage to another, cause security breach to other peaceful tenants by way of inviting dangerous elements, engaging in criminal and anti social vices, late night movements. Heck, some even over stay beyond their rent expiration, and become a nuisance. They put the property under lock and key and then travel and make themselves unreachable long after their rent tenure expires.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by KINGreignn: 11:42pm On Feb 19, 2020
Eddee:
I'm outta here! Person no dey follow una play for here grin grin
grin grin
Car TalkRe: My Car Is Displaying Check Engine Light On Dashboard by KINGreignn: 10:04pm On Feb 19, 2020
destiny10:
Pls what should I do? Do I need to scan and reset code. Help needed.
It's normal, that's how ford T model 1923 model shows its working well.
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by KINGreignn: 10:03pm On Feb 19, 2020
xreal:
grin
Na wa oo.
So my Efik brothers full here.


Esit anem edikid mufo
Nko ame di?
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by KINGreignn: 9:27pm On Feb 19, 2020
You can as well, remove the existing throttle body, and buy a Tokumbo unit and install. Ensure the Tokumbo unit you're buying is from a Tokumbo engine.
FamilyRe: Expecting Parents Please Take Precautions. The Days Are Evil. by KINGreignn: 9:19pm On Feb 19, 2020
Foxie:
Oga go and sin no more. Stop being hard on people biko!

Glad you found this info useful. God bless you!
God bless you too!
I still dey vex for you sha.
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by KINGreignn: 8:59pm On Feb 19, 2020
TheNewAgeFarmer:
Good Day. I recently bought a car (used)from this forum, Camry 2001, Auto Transmission, i4. To be honest it’s a big regret. I live in Benin and I had to send a friend, who took a mechanic along to inspect the car. Car was certified okay by the mechanic. But when I came for the car I discovered that whenever I am driving and I apply break it shuts off. I managed it to Benin like that and the next day I took it to the mech for repairs.
Fuel pump was changed, engine sensor, to cut the long story short, I have spent more than 28k trying to fix the issue of break and quench with different mech and electricians. Right now I don’t know who to blame, the seller or the mechanic that inspected the car and certified it okay. Please help is needed urgently on how to fix this issue. Thank you.
How about starting with cleaning of the IACV (idle air control valve) it's mounted beside the throttle body which is on the intake manifold and your throttle body is cable operated.

Notice that sensor indicated with the orange colour arrow? That's it. Usually, kazeem do block a valve hole with piece of rag or paper or polyethylene. All you needed to do was get a proper cleaner to clean it after opening it, after you're done cleaning it, recouple it back properly.

FamilyRe: Expecting Parents Please Take Precautions. The Days Are Evil. by KINGreignn: 8:21pm On Feb 19, 2020
IamD18:
Especially male child, because male child from a woman is a concrete prove that the woman is not barren.

Be rest assured as a woman that you can't be kicked out by your husband because of child issues if you have a male child, reason you lots should be careful in hospital when it has to do with a male child.
Chai!

Las Las e be like Na home delivery madam go jejely do. I am now officially afraiding mbok.
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by KINGreignn: 8:19pm On Feb 19, 2020
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by KINGreignn: 8:19pm On Feb 19, 2020
samuelson06:
O papa grin
Idem etie didie? Wan ye nditö fo?
Hehehehehe lipsrsealed
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by KINGreignn: 8:18pm On Feb 19, 2020
Eddee:
Na small challenge, this year I no dey do alcohol. Water is okay sir!
shocked

Obongowo like you?

Well, if you say so, who am I to say nay?
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by KINGreignn: 7:52pm On Feb 19, 2020
Eddee:
#Calabar - Success Villa Car Wash




Wetin dey work you sef? Who appoint you spokesman? Keep your trust issues to yourself. O.P legit, and everything dey with am - wait until I return to sama una top speed R/T pictures.
You suppose bring that ride come Uyo. I owe you one red label.
FamilyRe: Expecting Parents Please Take Precautions. The Days Are Evil. by KINGreignn: 7:51pm On Feb 19, 2020
Foxie:
Dear Husbands and Wives:

When you're due to deliver a baby or in labour. Pls take a birthing partner with you, did you hear me?
Take a birthing partner with you.

Study the hospital exit doors and put a name to the faces of the nurses.

Secondly, tell the nurses that you don't want your baby to be taken away from the delivery room. Once they cut the umbilical cord hold your baby jen jen..... I know the pains! I know every, but hold the baby jen jen.... Never let go.

Thirdly, if you're having CS, pls take a birthing partner with you, tell the doctor you don't want the nurses to wash the baby. Tell your doctor to hand over the baby to your birthing partner.

Washing of new baby is not compulsory in UK. The midwives in UK don't wash the baby that day. Nne don't panic.

In Lagos, my friend sister gave birth to a baby boy this morning, she saw her baby and made a mental note of her baby, while the midwife went away with the baby to wash the baby, she came back with a baby girl that looked like a two weeks old baby girl.

But God we serve was awake....the nurse mistakenly came back with wrapper that is not hers.... And they found out the baby had this local tangerine(local eye liner) in her eyes which means the baby is not her baby. All her scans has shown it's a boy they were expecting.

Her husband was first to spot the eye tangerine and gave the nurse a sound slap to produce his baby. He called his elder brother who is a lawyer in Lagos to come with people.... Within 20 minutes his brother and their friends has filled the hospital. The nurse said is the matron that asked her to replace the baby with the baby in the Chief matron office. The matron is denying telling the junior nurse anything.

The matron was given a beating of her life now. They are involving police and must go to court. The doctor on duty is claiming innocent....Her baby has been returned to her. They are home now.

Dear women: As you dey push your baby, biko don't start crying and leave your baby with nurses. Endure the pains and tell them to hand over your baby that you want to bond with the baby first.

Tell them to leave your baby with you that you don't want to wash your baby. If possible conduct DNA before leaving the hospital, just to make sure you're taking your real baby home.

Things are happening oooooo....

May God have mercy on all of us.

Aptly written by Oriaku Enwe Iroh
Una well-done ooooo...
I wanted to get angry with you in clearance thread, but this which you posted just sent chills down my spine. Thank you for posting this. By the way, I'm an expectant father so now you realise why I am grateful to you for this thread cool


But I still dey beef you for clearance thread sales sha angry
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by KINGreignn:
Foxie:
Easy on the lies bro!!! You can never get graceland playpen at that ridiculous price! Yes 50k is pricey for a used playpen, buh you don't need to lie about buying one to prove a point!
I've been taking notice of you, you more like a troll.

The other time you bought a baby car seat at a ridiculous price. I'm very sure you don't have a kid, mbok who you dey buy these baby items forhuh

That's how you trolled on Amdman's thread. Agbalagba take time!!
You're sure I don't have a kid, but I could easily had bought the same items as gift for a close family or friend. As for Amdmann, I never trolled his thread. I saw an offer, I asked and he told me it was available at that price then but no more, only for owls to start insulting themselves.

Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by KINGreignn: 7:33pm On Feb 19, 2020
Foxie:
Easy on the lies bro!!! You can never get graceland playpen at that ridiculous price! Yes 50k is pricey for a used playpen, buh you don't need to lie about buying one to prove a point!
I've been taking notice of you, you more like a troll.

The other time you bought a baby car seat at a ridiculous price. I'm very sure you don't have a kid, mbok who you dey buy these baby items forhuh

That's how you trolled on Amdman's thread. Agbalagba take time!!
I can take pictures right away. Proof is simple. I bought same bed last week. No need to argue. I bought it in Aba.

Modified, it's NGN 25,000 I bought it not NGN 23,000. But then, it's not NGN50,000
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by KINGreignn: 7:31pm On Feb 19, 2020
Guys, honestly, you all should forget about this clearance thread. It's not working; it's purpose has been utterly bastardized and terribly defeated. Reason for saying this is simply because out of 100 items posted here, 5 items max are genuine clearance sales the rest are greedy sellers and middlemen hoarding their wares. Some human beings here are despicably wicked, self-centered and evil to sell fake or even broken items for 5x the price of a genuine brand new item. Unfortunately, the gullible and greedy and uninformed ones will gladly jump at that demonic offer.

For y'all who still have faith in this thread, I'd give you a lil exposé. When you see any item here for sale, visit Jumia, Konga, Jiji etc look at the average selling price, you'd notice these online platforms do sell at a slightly outrageous price, say NGN 2,500-25,000. Now, go to a real market close to you especially a big market, find same good, beat the price and you'd be surprised that what jumia /konga /jiji sellers are putting at say NGN 50,000 may be NGN 43,000. And our greedy sellers on this very thread have over inflated theirs to say NGN60,000-80,000.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by KINGreignn: 4:07pm On Feb 19, 2020
SweetCunt97:
How much is an adult bed if baby bed cost 50k! Ha nawa oo
I bought similar bed, brand new for 23k last week in the South. Now I dey see used unit for 50k. Allelujah!
Car TalkRe: Club-Lexus by KINGreignn: 2:39pm On Feb 19, 2020
Alonu:
Thanks for this if I check if and everything is fine would you recommend I buy it? as for the mechanic him juju don clear for my eye, never going back to him. I have Gazuzz to the rescue now.
Since you have Gazzuzz, you can pay him handsomely to inspect it for you prior to purchase. That car isn't what someone would pay for without having assurance of its state. If everything checks out, go for it.


Footnote: you suppose pay consultancy fee for this advice o, chai!
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by KINGreignn: 12:56pm On Feb 19, 2020
Thanks dear Sis. Dominique. I'm grateful smiley

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