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makydebbie:
I just pray we get the positive change

Shey you notice his stomach

Not naija change ba

Yeah

makydebbie:
Go to her house na

This una new president be like person wey go siphon money.

JLopez:
Oya take

Haha, on one condition. We bass together!

He's a politician who hasn't gotten to the peak of his career. Which could be as good as dead if this matter ever comes up.
Smart dude, he even used it as a publicity stunt.

Apple uses wireless earplugs and Samsung is to use a USB type C earplug. How's that copying?
Its obvious every brand is tryna look sleek(slim) with a big battery too.. So it's common initiative to take this step.
Besides Apple ain't the first brand to come up the wireless thingy.

Not my thing.. It may only be louder when speaking to a guy than a lady. You just have to manage the voice like that.

STFUareyouGod:
Even Mourinho is confused right now. He's like those sheeps possessed by demon in the bible

Hehehehe.. Esp fellaini

Mimzyy:
3. When they ban juniors from Social Day, but your school father was mouthed and he lets you in.

https://res.cloudinary.com/big-cabal/image/upload/v1475065673/IMG_2401_zelm7m.jpg

Haha..
Oya komole!

JLopez:
who is playing wit dis one

I know you want to play.. But no

JLopez:
small boy..

Foetus

STFUareyouGod:
Brodaly!!! Thanks for having my back. Alaga no dey get faith again since ManU don slump he stopped believing people


The dog go durosoke

Haha, manU na faith stopper.

Smellymouth:
Hahaha.. King, Captain Jack na Baba for the Gehs..

No mind am, and e just dey raise some people hope for here. But make I no spoil him market.

Smellymouth:
Married ke?

Iffa hear say u don marry, make this dog nor fall down..

I still never see the dog for ground.. Congrats STFUareyouGod, this one go hit streets na.

Where are those beer parlour and ashawo joint brethren?
Food is served

Hehe.. Mamagee is at it again

FuckyourMama:
D dullard wit no certificate filing lawsuit wen he has nt provided his waec certificate. Wonder if he can even spell "DEFAMATION". Haggard, scruffy useless President

The way we insult our leaders eh .. Me sef they shame to be citizen

ObioratheBully:
.

Soft like bread got me

Iam not understanding. Is this naija, abi na novel?
Thought this kinda love story only happens on the sheets of a novel.

Mimzyy:
Def. Been good. You?

Not bad at all

STFUareyouGod:
You know why dem marriage dey crash? Because dem no dey gree us chop owambe. Dem dey carry their wedding go Obodo Dubai. Na our head dey catch dem

Haha! If only they knew.. This owambe go hit the streets.

rosalieene:
he just came up, assumed things
if we all are to go by biblical teachings, he lied against Satan because his statements are not in the bible

I wonder where such assumptions came from. Maybe he confirmed a blank cheque on MMM and has been hating

Tiwa - teebillz, Lillian - Ubi and Toke - Maje.. make us not take these celebs weddings seriously anymore. Wish them luck anyways.

rosalieene:
I pity you!!
To even lie against Satan is a sin

Lol exactly.. dude has lost it

Mimzyy:
Kingrex1, you know I miss u right .

Dear I've missed you too and my bae sugarprincess . Hope you've been good?

This simply has to do with maturity.. No bout your level of wealth

Smellymouth:
Baba, let me wash plate for 49 minutes jare..

I am. Nor crushing on anyone again..

Haha! Baba na kolo be this o

Smellymouth:
KingRex1, this my crush's wedding is a serious something o..

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!Mo gbe..

Haha.. Baba she don go, just let go
Who is next on our list?? Osinbajo or Ganduje's daughter

3:00am: Was working and then i remembered this nl assignment

Name: Rex

Age: 20s

Occupation: Architect

Are you single, dating or married: Single

Those u like on Romance Section: Long list, may modify later

Those u dislike on Romance section: No time for that

Those u find annoying: Itspuffpuff.. same reason as naijaboiy stated.

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Raine80, Itsquinn, TonyeBarcanista, Creamish

Which Romancelander is fake: I for sure know a few.. But i'll keep that to myself.

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: lemme cause small trouble .. Berlynn, QueenSuccubus, Laveda, JLopez

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: QueenRex

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): Shes a female version of myself

Your favorite Romancelander(s): Xoella Obiorathebully, ellacute45, Smellymouth, iykekelvins, STFUareyouGod, Itsquinn, chara019, Leriebloom, makydebbie, jarizod, Lawlahdey, daddysly.... Many more

Your favorite mod: Dominique

Funniest Romancelander(s): Smellymouth, Obiorathebully, jarizod, Suzan404

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: one of those mods, explorers, Twaci and her games I never played

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: Stalk? no.. I read em whenever we cross paths. They include; ellacute45, Obiorathebully, makydebbie, Itsquinn, chara019, daddysly, Mzlarem, Suzan404.. Phew, and I still don't wanna start one .


Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: Ogorwyne, No reason.. Since the team got dissolved. Oya come back to papi

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: I'd say iykekelvins but I don't do literature and diaries.

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Itspuffpuff and a jab to whoever is behind the sinnzuu account

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: Makydebbie

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: About 5 of them. Do I need to mention their monikers?

NLer(S) you consider smart: Raine80, Smellymouth

NL member that tries too hard: Lezz.. He's got the flows no doubt, but sometimes stresses it.. 10, 15 lines of disses for some unnecessary peeps.

NLer(s) you find intriguing: Seun

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: endtime, no offeinse

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: lasisi69 and mrcork respectively.

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: toks2008

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: ellacute45, Xoella

Who do u often agree with: STFUareyouGod

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Mimzyy

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): if I start to talk...

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: I could fit my self in here

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious). bbmpin, I like this nigga but dude could use some chill pills

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: Cutehector was always smh

Peace

Saw this on IG.. many funny comments

Smellymouth:
Baba., every Amaechi's photo meme was a hit back to back..

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4576545_fbimg1481049809191_jpeg846ae66a9ea1c229735c59443bcd7b8c

Hahaha! Na so

Recession no dey let us allow thieves escape again

Egbon Smellymouth you gats create memes with these