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ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=skyblue]itz not becuz ive been locked down .....tears of happeniss and sadness[/color]

Smh.. You've been locked down yet you crave many guys.
Such a fantasy

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=deeppink]and give up fashion and valentines day?
Pfft. I love bein' a chick.[/color]

Valentines day?? Really

So how does volume dating and valentines day work for you?

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=coral]Wrong.
Volume dating is very beneficial 2 a woman.[/color]

Your probs is that you feel cheated. Sometimes I think you wish you were a guy.

The right guy may come along, but since you've resorted to having a side bf, it would all go wrong again.
And then you'll come back with a new thread.. 'if he has these qualities, he's the one, don't keep a side bf'

dominique:
The doctor did not explain anything out of the ordinary, I expected him to explaining which hormones were responsible for the condition and what could have triggered the hormonal inbalance. The explanation is too layman for my liking

Thank you.. I patiently waited for the punchline, it just never came.

La click, la bend

Truly, Nigerians got no chills..

MrCork:
...but why issssit that every time a guy open thread for the ladies...instead ..you get guys responding like they are gays?....is gays the new treand? (Jusss asking )

Lwkmd..
Cork this should be at mental case section

Saw the clip yesterday.. it's obvious hez just being ignorant. He doesn't know how it works.

RIP

Haha.. Crazy

IamMissMarvel:
This kind thing for sweet to watch. Those VIO people wey no dey show mercy.

Na bad thing like this dey sweet you

Whoever planned this wedding very much knows the game.. HML

5. My niccur Obi
https://www.nairaland.com/obiorathebully

footprintD55:
6 missed calls frm ur Ex-lover,
5 missed calls frm ur Lover,
4 missed calls frm ur Mum,
3 missed calls frm ur Boss,
2 missed calls frm ur Dad,
1 missed call frm ur Bank Manager
.
And your credit you have is N20 Who will you call back first
.
Be truthful to urselves .

Boss/Client.. Business first

When 23-year-old Nigerian college graduate Chris Kwekowe met Bill Gates, he didn’t press the founder of Microsoft Inc. for business advice or a possible job offer. The meeting took place at a forum for Africa’s brightest young entrepreneurs. Chris was able to proudly tell Gates that he had already turn down a job offer from Microsoft to be a software engineer. When he told Gates his story, Chris said “[Gates] was really intrigued, and he smiled.” Once the gathering was over, Chris says “…all the directors were like, ‘Dude, you mean you actually turned down a job at Microsoft and had the guts to tell Bill Gates?”

The young entrepreneur was extremely confident in his abilities and had a great reason to decline the job offer. Chris was creating his own startup company, Slatecube, which helps other young Nigerians who graduated college find jobs. A survey of 90,000 young Nigerians which was done in January 2016, discovered that 45% of college graduates didn’t have jobs. The key reason such a large number of young people in Nigeria were unemployed was because employers rejected graduates who lacked professional skills such as: critical thinking, entrepreneurship, and decision-making. Slatecube seeks to solve that problem by nurturing the graduates through digital internships.

Chris Kwekowe graduated from college in Lagos, Nigeria with a degree in computer science. Along with his brother Emerald, 20, they started Slatecube in October 2014. The brothers financed their fledgling company by freelancing as web designers and operating a software solutions firm.

The Kwekowes’ company operates on a three-tiered system. In the first part of the process, users complete a course (most are free) in their chosen field. Some of the available courses range from corporate finance to anger management. Once the course is complete, Slatecube assigns the students virtual internships. This allows them to work remotely for companies such as IT giant, Cisco and accounting firm Grant Thornton. If the student has a successful virtual internship, the company they worked for is free to hire the Slatecube graduates.

So far, Slatecube has an 80% employment rate for its users. Companies that have used the platform, have saved over $100,000 in 2015 by hiring skilled, ready to work employees. The interns that have used Slatecube so far, say it gives prospective employers a more realistic understanding of the Nigerian labor force. Uchechi Udemgba, 22, a final-year computer science student who recently completed a virtual internship said, “There are a million and one jobs in Nigeria, but employers are looking for people with experience. We don’t have the chance to get experience. So I think the idea behind Slatecube is great.”

Chris recently won the 2015 Anzisha Prize, a Pan-African award given to the continent’s best young entrepreneur. The prize came with a $25,000 check. He is currently spending almost four-months per year seeking investors and potential employers to use Slatecube in America. He is now in talks with Google and Microsoft in regards to using his platform. The company is expecting to open offices in Kenya, Ghana, and South Africa in 2017. Chris says he’s in talks with a major Nigerian venture capital firm about the possibility of “a significant investment.”

When asked where his tenacious spirit to compete in the business world comes from, Chris said, “If you can do business in Lagos, you can do business anywhere in the world. The struggle is real here.”
Mynd44 Dominique Lalasticlala

https://blackmainstreet.net/chris-kwekowe-turned-job-microsoft-start-slatecube-changing-lives/

[quote author=Nipplesfreak post=51654165][/quote]Lol, I tell you.
Handle with care

ellacute45:
None

I have a good feeling it's num4

All these ladies with tiny necks

ellacute45:
9.

So which of the aforementioned describes you..

They should dissolve EU already.

8. They're coming for ur head.

Funny comments.. Even ladies know reality

Eve was only an experiment..
Here's the grand plan

Esseite:
Politics....

New cabal, new soldiers.... strategizing for 2019.

Future review..

Oyegun would welcome fayose into Apc..
Ayade would cross
Akpabio would cross
Peter obi would cross
Apga would allign with apc..
Wike would align with apc..

Tinubu would be sidelined
Amaechi would be sidelined

A new opposition would be formed btw tinubu,atiku and angry "now apc members"..

Apc would eventually become PDP.

And we are back to where we left from... running in circles eventually.

Nice analysis. Though this won't stop Apc from sweeping the 2019 elections

Em karashikas

Funny thread

Oshoala

JLopez:
Hateu2
Can't describe how much joy dis lady brings to my life
Kingrex1 and iykekelvins my good good frnds

mosisnho:
yea bro..the roundabouts help reduce the speed of these motorists...i dont joke with pedestrian bridge on lekki-epe express. The drivers of that route are always high on drugs

Lol..
There should be bypass bridges going into lekki from the express. The roundabouts cause severe go-slows