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PretiEbony:
nice but the afrobabe is copy and paste

thnx, but i heard dis 1 frm sum1,

A Man, who is tired of town gals,went to his village to pick a wife. He got a real village girl, payed her dowry brought her to town. When he wanted to make love to her,he found out that her public hair was too much and he told her to shave. The girl replied, "Oga I no fit shave o, na this hair make all the boys for my village dey call me Afro babe"¤¤¤

@labaks haters are wekcome

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM, ??
1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away
How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM
1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start the car
16. Then Stop the car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake. .
25. Drive on, !!, wud be back soon

An Arab was interviewed at a US
Embassy.
CONSUL: Ur name, please?
ARAB: Abdul Aziz.
CONSUL: Sex?
ARAB: 6 times a week.
CONSUL: I mean, male or female?
ARAB: Both male n female. Sometimes
even camel.
CONSUL: Holy cow!
ARAB: Yes, cows n dogs, too.
CONSUL: Man, isn't dat hostile?
ARAB: Horsestyle, dogstyle, any style!
CONSUL: Oh dear!
ARAB: No deer,They run too fast, laaf it out

Little boy kills a butterfly, dad says no
butter 4 2weeks!
Boy kills honeybee dad says no honey
for 2 weeks!
mum kills a cockroach, boy turns 2
dad & says u going 2 tell her or shall
I?****

pls is it possible to change d case if my n8

It should be a fresh lyrics from u nd not someone elses own

Pls does any body got lines on love .at least a verse. need it urgently cos i got 2 perform 2 it on sunday.strictly gospel lines peeps. I am kinda blank 4 now . So NAIRALAND rap lords help me out.tnx

Bin. I am not insultin u o,but actually sense far frm u, dnt forgeti m not insultin u, i am only saying d truth

Is there any bold patriotic nigeria/NAIRALANDER dat would be in eagles square tomorow oct1

Any bold nd patriotic nigeria/NAIRALANDER goin 2 d eagles-square 2 celebrate Naija @51 g2morow in respect of bokoharam's threat . Is there any?

amen nd amen nd amen to all d curses placed out dere on u @poster, u useless a$shole

pls where do i get d beat

pls where do i get d beat

pls where do i get d beat

A youth programme in covenant university which had the presence of Oyedepo nd  popular star d'banj who was invited to perform was apparently disgraced by d bishop. It was said that d banj came upstage with his normal bling bling,oyedepo  d guest of honour waz apparently not moved wit dis, on introducing his song, oyedepo stopped him telling d'banj dat he could only perform if he removes his bling bling nd watch what words he uses.

A youth programme in covenant university which had the presence of Oyedepo nd  popular star d'banj who was invited to perform was apparently disgraced by d bishop. It was said that d banj came upstage with his normal bling bling,oyedepo  d guest of honour waz apparently not moved wit dis, telling d'banj dat he could only perform if he removes his bling bling nd watch what words he uses.

A youth programme which had the presence of Oyedepo nd  popular star d'banj who was invited to perform was apparently disgraced by d bishop. It was said that d banj came upstage with his normal bling bling,oyedepo  d guest of honour waz apparently not moved wit dis, telling d'banj dat he could only perform if he removes his bling bling nd watch what words he uses.

hmm, ok tpia, mama gee,mzdarkskin, etc etc

and so bloody what

After the Saturday election, AC really surprised me, they cleared most states, nd in ma experience wit people they follow the crowd.any where bele face.now i aint for A.C,  but i guess the results of sat wud make some people to follow d crowds,make your recent change of mind  mock voting here letz see how far ,

moderators get this thng to front page.

all i can say is screw chelsea, if u re not for MAN U, then u re a counterfiet, we go so comot una for champions league.

so

;d

ve gotn a nu phone mr casket.

jenifa is out with the movie, the trailer is at youtube, really doubt if it wud command huge sales like the other 2, let's watch out.Funke cud surprise all.

Efemena_xy:


No, e neva happen 4 ma side!

Guy, how u dey take waka 4 nite sef? (na night e happen, abi??)

around 8pm,dat's not too late.wetin dey pain me sef na d fact se d fone neva reach 3 wks 4 my hand.