MISSNORA:
Jesus!

Thou shall not use the name of thy LORD in vain.

arewafederation:


If the nonsense this guy has been spewing earned him the title "respected leader of thought in the SE" , then it is no surprise how the region continue to be politically irrelevant.

But economically n academically relevant. U speak wit so much hatred.
#GODWIN#

Drkul:
These days what they preach in church is no longer salvatIon

sign of end time.
Look for a bible believing n practicing church near u.
Cos of many un-loyal gals n guys doesn't mean dat diaz no loyal ones.

They declare, they didn't declare doesn't put #5naira in my pocket(hw does dat affect d electorate).
Probe or no probe(hw does dat affect d electorate)
Appointment or no appointment(how does dat affect d electorate)
Dat which will benefit them z all they knw n fight for.
They're only concerned wit who gets wat wen n hw. Employment for their own people, basic infrastructure n amenities in their estates, building n equipping d hospitals we hv got here, they rather travel abroad than doing dat, jst straight 3hours of no shouting of "up nepa " who dash u, instead dey buy power banks n solar panels.
In Michael Jackson's voice"all i can say z they don't really care about us.

ochejoseph:
‎Buhari's Asset Declaration: An  Analysis 

After the public outcry and condemnation  All Progressives Congress  has once again squandered a great opportunity to redeem itself.
Rather than coming fully clean and apologising to Nigerians  for insulting their, Buhari and. His team  have once again polluted the media with thier stream of half truth and manipulated facts.

The essence of this thread is to simple , dissect Buhari's  declaration objectively notwithstanding the deceptive attempt by Shehu to use the term "mud"to sway sympathy!!!


1. Buhari's wife wears a =N= 10 Million wrist watch and he has just 30. Million hmmmmm I no say anything 

https://www.naij.com/450930-aisha-buhari-wore-very-expensive-wristwatch.html

2. The the tuition  fees for just one of his many  Daughters who studies at a Prestigious University in the UK  is  in excess of £ 30,000 (about 18 Million naira) and wants us to believe he lives in a cave............ in Patience Jonathan's voice continue! 

http://www.noniloaded.com/forum/showtopic.php?id=1183



3. When Yar'adua declared his assets  he beared it all, wife etc Mr Buhari is narrating his via a third party in bits excluding the "Jeffersons loot" wired through the beautician if You understand what I mean...........


http://www.proshareng.com/news/2554/Yar-Adua-makes-public-his-assets-declaration

4. Yardadua a PDP pacesetter gave us photo copies of his Asset declaration forms dully certified.

 Mr Buhari is using Shehu to tell us Stories...... 4 months after the assets were declared .....

http://www.proshareng.com/news/2554/Yar-Adua-makes-public-his-assets-declaration

4. Shehu in trying to be clever by half listed  the Companies where "Pastor" Osinbajo is a Director and deceptively excluded Alpha Beta the same company Tinubu et al used In fleecing lagos State.

http://lindaikeji..com.ng/2015/03/photo-so-is-he-prof-osinbajos-father-or.html?m=1

This people are not clever at all.......


This same people said they never promised to declare assets publicly
! 
https://www.naij.com/519951-say-buhari-never-promised-declare-assets-publicly-adesina.html

They said they never promised to feed any school child !

http://www.newsexpressngr.com/news/detail.php?news=14669&title=HURIWA-carpets-APC,-says-Buhari-must-feed-school-children-as-promised



They said GEJ and PDP is the reason why  those waiting for 5' k will have to wait forever..

http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/jonathan-is-the-reason-we-cant-give-school-kids-1-free-meal-or-pay-n5-000-monthly-apc.116781/


They said the 20,000 megawatts of electricity promised was a mere roadmap !

http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2015/07/backlash-the-economics-of-lai-mohammed/


They said they never promised to scrap the office of the first lady but to rename it! 

https://www.naij.com/349866-why-i-wont-have-office-for-first-lady-buhari-reveals.html


It is this kind of hypocrisy, Lies and outright deception that we will continue to fight against until there is "Empirical" evidence in the Words Of Oby Ezekwesili that Justice Has been served. 

May God Continue to Bless Nigeria and Nigerians 

Shalom 

SHALOM too boss!

snowDiva:
Happy birthday to me...show your girl some love

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snowDiva:
Happy birthday to me...show your girl some love

Wishing u a riceful, cakeful n drinkful b'day. HBD

MrsPhyno:

abeg o. biko translate

Am fyn, hwz u n ur family, hp evryone z fyn?

MrsPhyno:
Phyno di okay Kedu maka u?

Mua gbasakwa ngi na ezi n'ulo gi kwanu, ejim na aka na unu nuo ofuma?

Cristiano Ronaldo fan Jetin Shrestha was playing football when the Nepal earthquake struck in April, and he continued oblivious to the disaster that would take the lives of nearly 10,000 people. Upon hearing Jetin's story and his admiration of Ronaldo, photographer Omar Havana and Portuguese journalist Magarida Mota attempted to get in touch with the Real Madrid forward via his agent, Jorge Mendes. When Ronaldo heard of Jetin's plight, he sent him a signed shirt with the message, "Jetin be strong, best wishes. Cristiano Ronaldo." After already donating a reported £5 million to the Nepal earthquake relief fund, Ronaldo's latest good deed has provided another reason why he was voted the world's most charitable athlete.

1. Never wake up early...Keep stretching & turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why hurry to get up? 2. Never plan how to spend your money. Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it's finished, you try to count and recall how you spent it. 3. Don't think of saving until you have real big money. How can you save when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs. 4. Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated ". How can you a graduate engage in petty trade or home based production?? That's for people who never went to school. 5. Don't think of starting a business until an Angel comes from heaven & give you capital..How do they expect you to invest before you get millions? Even though more than half the businesses in your town were started with a few hundreds, you as a smart person can only start with millions. 6. Complain about everything except your own attitude; BLame the system, the government and the banks that refuse to lend you money. They are all bad & do not want you to get rich. 7. Spend more than you earn. To achieve this, buy consumer products on credit & keep borrowing from friends & employers. 8. Compete in dressing. Make sure you wear the latest clothes among all workers in your office. Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, u get one that is more expensive. 9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs more than three times your gross monthly pay. 10. Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent. They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer. That way, they will grow up lazy & hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you in old age.

1. Never wake up early...Keep stretching & turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why hurry to get up? 2. Never plan how to spend your money. Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it's finished, you try to count and recall how you spent it. 3. Don't think of saving until you have real big money. How can you save when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs. 4. Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated ". How can you a graduate engage in petty trade or home based production?? That's for people who never went to school. 5. Don't think of starting a business until an Angel comes from heaven & give you capital..How do they expect you to invest before you get millions? Even though more than half the businesses in your town were started with a few hundreds, you as a smart person can only start with millions. 6. Complain about everything except your own attitude; BLame the system, the government and the banks that refuse to lend you money. They are all bad & do not want you to get rich. 7. Spend more than you earn. To achieve this, buy consumer products on credit & keep borrowing from friends & employers. 8. Compete in dressing. Make sure you wear the latest clothes among all workers in your office. Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, u get one that is more expensive. 9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs more than three times your gross monthly pay. 10. Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent. They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer. That way, they will grow up lazy & hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you in old age.

1. Never wake up early...Keep
stretching
& turning in bed until you get too
hungry
to
continue dozing. If there are no
bedbugs, why hurry to get up?
2. Never plan how to spend your
money.
Whenever you get money, start
spending
it right away and when it's
finished, you
try to count and recall how you
spent it.
3. Don't think of saving until you
have real
big money. How can you save
when you earn so little?
Those telling you to save are not
sympathetic to your burning
needs.
4. Don't engage in activities
usually
reserved for the "uneducated ".
How can
you a graduate engage in petty
trade or
home based production?? That's
for
people who never went to school.
5. Don't think of starting a
business until
an Angel comes from heaven &
give you
capital..How do they expect you to
invest
before you get millions?
Even though more than half the
businesses in your town were
started with a few hundreds, you
as a smart
person can only start with
millions.
6. Complain about everything
except your
own attitude; BLame the system,
the government and the banks that
refuse to
lend you money. They are all bad
& do not
want you to get rich.
7. Spend more than you earn. To
achieve this, buy consumer
products on credit &
keep borrowing from friends &
employers.
8. Compete in dressing. Make sure
you
wear the latest clothes among all
workers
in your office. Whenever your
neighbour
buys a new phone, u get one that
is more
expensive.
9. Get yourself a nice second hand
car that
costs more than three times your
gross
monthly pay.
10. Give your children everything
they ask
for since you're such a loving
parent. They
should not struggle for anything
because
you do not want them to suffer.
That way,
they will grow up lazy & hence
poor
enough to ensure they can't help
you in old age.

pinkbee:


The answer is 'YES'.

Tie the goat with a strong rope on one side of room and keep the yam one the other side of the room.

I guess if u r d yam u'll roll n walk to d goat.
Guess dats hw u roll, u rly lyk (him) tied.

MrsPhyno:
From my experience, it seems Nigerians don't really care about flat stomachs. Many people, even young females and males don't have them and don't seem concerned about that. In the Western World, to be considered attractive a flat stomach is a must, but many people who are called hot in Naija have protruding bellies.

This issue is irrespective of body type because I've seen a lot of slim people with larger stomachs too.

Is it that Nigerians don't care about a small waist and flat stomach as much as the rest of the world? And if so why not. This is actually a real health issue

Wats insyd n upstairs z wat rly matas nt d outsyd.MrsPhyno biko rapu ihe ede na moto gba moto.
Ika gbasa dia ndia nwetakwa gi iga atokwa dia.
Biko kenerum Phyno

norame:

Ok...how do we go about it?

U lead i follow

bestestgirl:
OK I know that we are supposed to ohhh and ahhh over these celebrity photographer pics but to me, in that picture above, neither the photographer nor the photographee nor the 'voice' did any work, all kudos goes to the amazing quality camera and lens that was used.

shikenan!

Jealousy n envy speaking.
my dear i can assure u dat if u 're given dat camera u cnt snap wat ur family wil tolerate nt to talk of making fp in ur village magazine or almanac.
Plz dnt hate oooo!
In Whose Hands
A basketball in my hands is
worth about $19.
A basketball in Michael Jordan's
hands is worth about $33
million.
It depends whose hands it's in.
A baseball in my hands is worth
about $6.
A baseball in Mark Mcguire's
hands is worth $19 million.
It depends whose hands it's in.
A tennis racket is useless in my
hands.
A tennis racket in Pete Sampras'
hands is a Wimbledon
Championship.
It depends whose hands it's in.
A rod in my hands will keep
away a wild animal.
A rod in Moses' hands will part
the mighty sea.
It depends whose hands it's in.
A sling shot in my hands is a
kid's toy.
A sling shot in David's hand is a
mighty weapon.
It depends whose hands it's in.
Two fish and 5 loaves of bread in
my hands is a couple of fish
sandwiches.
Two fish and 5 loaves of bread in
God's hands will feed thousands.
It depends whose hands it's in.
Nails in my hands might produce
a birdhouse.
Nails in Jesus Christ's hands will
produce salvation for the entire
world.
It depends whose hands it's in.
As you see now it depends whose
hands it's in.

Awesome pix there T.y.
Asa rocks evrytym n evryday.

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And I'll get to write a travelogue.
But until then, enjoy this piece on some
interesting people I see (meet) whenever
I travel by Danfo [those yellow buses],
around Lagos:
1. The co-driver: In a Danfo bus, you'll
normally find a driver, bus conductor
and other passengers. Among these
other passengers is a co-driver i.e. a self
acclaimed one.
You'll often hear him from the back
seats giving orders to the driver on
where to follow, how to step on the
brake, how to swerve onto a new lane
etc. And the driver most often respond:
"Na you dey drive?" Or "You wan collect
steering for my hand?"
2. Red Alert: Imagine yourself inside a
danfo bus and the driver is running on
what seems like a top speed.
Then all of a sudden you hear a voice
break into your chain of thoughts. More
like a scream: "Ahn ahn, driver you wan
kill us?" Or "Driver please take it easy o.
I never marry." Sometimes the co-driver
doubles as a "red alert". Other times
another passenger plays that role. The
main goal is to caution the driver so
that we can all arrive safely.
3. Preacher man: Repent for the Kingdom
of God is at hand. With the preacherman
in your bus, you can barely hear yourself
think. Forget about receiving calls in
that bus.
If you do, you will hear the person on
the other line asking, "are you in
church?".
The good thing about a preacherman in
your danfo bus is that you get reminded
that heaven and **** is real. "If we all ***
now, where will you go? Heaven or ****?"
Some passengers stare at him in anger.
Why should you say if we all *** now?
Yes, of course we want to make Heaven.
No we won't *** in this danfo bus.
4. The pervert: One day I was in a danfo
bus and I heard a woman say in a loud
voice "if you try that again I will slap
you." She was referring to the young
man sitting beside her.
The story was that the man was rubbing
his elbow against her bosom.
You can't really tell who is rubbing what
because some of these buses are usually
so jam-packed. The best thing is to
position yourself well.
But if you are unlucky you might fall
victim of false accusation, this time a
reversed psychology- one day, an older
man pissed at the way a woman was
protecting her frontage bluntly asked,
"who wan touch your bosom?" According
to him, he has more than that at home.
Silence.
5. "Do you know who I am": This man or
woman tells us in a danfo bus that he or
she is a very important person so the
bus conductor must not argue with him/
her over N10 change. Enough said.
6. Political analyst: If you missed the
news last night, and you have a political
analyst riding the same danfo bus with
you, may God bless your day.
All is cool until he gets another
politically conscious passenger to
engage in the discourse. Sometimes
their analysis is a comic relief. Other
times depressing.
Depending on the topic in focus. An
elderly analyst tells the younger folks in
the bus about the good old days. And
the danger of having a "young"
inexperienced president rule Nigeria.
7. GSM users: Sometimes, you enter a
bus and everyone, well almost everyone,
is on their mobile phone making calls.
The one screaming at the top of his
voice...
8. Sleep-attack: How do people sleep
through the journey? In the danfo bus?
On the bumpy Lagos road? Forget it.
You don't know what their story is
about. Body no be wood o.
9. Networker: The guy tells you that you
have beautiful brown eyes and soberly
shares his story. What is yours? Blank
stare.
10. Tribalism: If war breaks out in
Lagos, it might start from a danfo bus.
One minute you enter a danfo bus and
you see us all sandwiched in the air-
tight yellow buses and you sigh in relief.
The next, you hear an argument from the
back row and the next thing, someone is
yelling, throwing verbal punches at a
particular tribe. End of story.
These are my first ten. There are more
categories to meet.
It is no longer news that I love public
transport.
If you want to really see Lagos, ride the
danfo but bring your change.

Maamin:

Bwahahahaha! I don die!

Pls don't ok cos ur casket size isn't available.

pinkbee:


The answer is 'YES'.

Tie the goat with a strong rope on one side of room and keep the yam one the other side of the room.

It takes the SPIRIT OF GOD n a sound mind that z devoid of evil thought for one to live a chaste live.
Phil. 4 vs 8

pinkbee:


Nah! That was back in d days. Not now.


Now, guys fall in love with their female best friends. I blame hollywood for this.


I want me a male best friend that I can jump on playfully, sleep on same bed, even shower 2geda with no thought of sex at all. (like 2 9yr olds with innocence).

Prov 6 vs 27.
Can a goat be put together with a yam in a room looking at dis sexual immorality infected world of ours?

Infomizer:
Funny! But erm..erm..what will dey bury a policeman in?

In fifty naira note Hahaha

Sijo01:
But the boy get mind o. He gather mind, go soja house go dey nack him wife, for he own bed hia, the audacity too much

No be small audacity my sister.
laffin in Igbo, kiikiikiikii

AMBIVERT:

One Part Of The Bum Looks Bigger Than The Other.

This Picture Must Be Probed.

Hahahaha
wat we hv z EFCC n nt AUPC (anti unclad pix commission).
Guess u hv to set up a 3man panel to conduct d probe wit u as d commissions minister oooo.

Unluvable:


Good music does a lot to me; get me high, soothes me, makes me sober. Don't want to imagine a world without music.....

World Without music z ntin bt wound.
Tekia

MrsPhyno:
thank you very much sir have a good day

u too Ma Tekia

Unluvable:

Asa as a constant K in all collabo equations

She rocks, super sound, inspiring lyrics,awesome delivery......... Guess u lyk great music

Try and get ursef attracted to GOD first, he'll inturn attract d ryt pple n things to u.

[quote author=geca post=37117747]And na 3rd class e take grad Pls dnt hate. Jst thank GOD for him cos it's rly nt easy in 9ja

Unluvable:
Brymo and Asa
Adekunle Gold and Asa

Asa n 2Baba Asa n Alicia Keys Asa n DonJazzy Asa n Timi Dakolo Asa all d way