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pretydiva:
who tall epp

Been tall epp Michael Jordan.

sanity12:
Who em epp?

He helped those that needs help nt epp(epilepsy).

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN;
.
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"
2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head."
3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night”
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?”
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.
7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the
channel.
When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you?
9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or
paper.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''.
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.
14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?''
Our Mothers are wonderful.
True or false
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layla129:
Really?

Am scared of sexual immorality

Matthew 10 vs 28
English Standard Version
And do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather fear him who can destroy both soul and body in hell.

Lvlink:
Mehn! This man ugly ooo
See as e bi like midnight.

Una no dey after d facial look na d financial look una dey after.

IRserveMyComent:
This world has really gone badttt. at four when children only think of food. she was good for f###ing but not good for marriage. My dear go for delivrance.

Pls comment ur reserve
ADA-IGBO-GBURU GBURU

An Israeli man has had his suit against God thrown out...but what prompted him to sue his creator in the first place? He claims God has been unfair to him for the last three years and told magistrates in Haifa, northern Israel, that His Holiness had 'exhibited a seriously negative attitude toward him'. He had even reported the matter to the police but says they didn't take it seriously even though they sent patrol cars to his house. But the ruling judge Ahsan Canaan threw the application out describing it as 'bizarre' and telling the complainant to get help. Local media reports him as saying: 'For the past three years He started to treat me harshly and not nicely. I complained to the police many times. The Israel police asked me to take out a restraining order.' The Haifa resident is said to have represented himself at court, but further details of his feud with the Almighty have not yet emerged. A Times of Israel report in to the absurd court case said: 'A protocol of the hearing noted that God did not turn up for the session. But it did not specify how the court determined the Omnipresent was not in fact there, as opposed to merely exercising the right to remain silent.'

Mckandre:
Under feeder

I rly need dis kind of feeder.

ifex370:
Which success.. Success from selling okpa







Be advised.. The more attention you guys give this girl the more she becomes popular over nothing

Her success pain am.

AntiIPOB:
that anger cannot change the fact that pmb remained the president till 2023.

In ur unconcievable dreams abi ?

They attacked Eke, Agwu, Nsukka who knws where they will attack next?
Prophet Nnamdi Kalu we really need u dis time cos all what u said is happening b4 us.

Today, fulani herdsmen are killing and maiming people in Rev. Father Mbaka’s homeland and his voice has disappeared! So i want to ask, WHAT HAPPENED TO MBAKA’S VOICE?

Trailblazer1:
Don't just weep

Arm your citizens to defend themselves

or better still drive all fulani away from Enugu

He really needs dat fasting cos he's too fat a Governor.
Hw i wish Sully z still in power.

Help and protect us O Lord!

Many people are said to have been killed by suspected herdsmen in Nimbo, Uzo-Uwani Local Government Area of Enugu State
on Monday. The spokesman of the police in Enugu State, Mr Ebere Amaraizu who confirmed the incident said the Commissioner of Police, Mr Nwodibo Ekechukwu had already moved to the local government to ensure that normalcy returned. The photos after the cut are graphic *viewer discretion advised*
"The police are aware of the attack in Uzo-Uwani and the state commissioner of police is already there to ensure that situation is brought under control. The police are also collaborating with sister security agencies like the army, civil defence and the Department of State Services to handle the matter," Amraizu said.
An eyewitness who pleaded anonymity told the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Nsukka that the suspected herdsmen numbering up to 300 invaded the community with guns and machetes, shooting sporadically and killing people.
"As they were killing people, they were also setting houses and vehicles ablaze. Many people have been killed; I do not have the actual number" he said.
A Facebook user Aluma Jona Enyi posted these photos alleging that they are corpses of victims of the attack. Below is what he wrote:
"There is fire on the mountain , another mass killing and property destructions by Fulani herdsmen in Nimbo community in Uzo Uwani LGA of Enugu state just like what they did in Agatu, Benue state. many people ar confirmed dead now, many properties are destroyed including church buildings, cars, schools, residential houses etc. They have been terrorizing the community since
3am today. the people of the community have ran out from their various homes to unknown destination for safety, Wen I called the commission of police Enugu state dis morning, he said that they ar on top of the situation... though I later learnt that army has surrounded every nook and cranny of the community but someone 4rm the community told me that many people have been killed nd many properties have been destroyed before the arrival of military men. What annoys me most is that the information came three days ago that Fulani herdsmen are going to Uzo Uwani LGA to fight, we notified all the security agencies and military men have been around the whole places since two days, just yesterday they left that Fulani started killing people, they blocked the road leading to Ugbene Ajima (the neighboring community) thereby blocking entrance into the community under their attack. none arrest has been made so far as the herdsmen have fled to unknown place. I tink dis is high time we expunge these evils in human form out of our land. I totally condemn the killing, am calling on traditional rulers, local govt chairman, Enugu state government and all the relevant stakeholders and agencies in our state to profile a lasting solution to this ugly trend in our place, we can't continue to be living in fear in our own land, the other time it was in Abbi community, today it is in Nimbo, who knows the next communuity they will attack. For now more than ten people are confirmed dead. Many people are yet to come back home and their phone lines are switched off, who knows whether they are dead or alive. These herdsmen have been perpetrating all kinds of heinous crimes in our land.. I want the local govt chairman to ban them from entering our area for now. These people are boko haram in disguise. If we don't do something now their next attack may be disastrous. May God save us from our enemies........Amen..."

NEW ACT OF CRIMINALS IN NIGERIA!!!
Important warning news for Nigerians
Armed robbery has taken a new dimension in
Nigeria especially Lagos given the abundant
ATMs in Lagos. Armed robbers now visit ATMs
on Friday evenings so as to forcefully collect the
ATM cards and PIN codes of customers.
They approach you with a smile while you are
attempting to make a transaction, display their
guns and also point to their colleagues around in
case you attempt to play smart by refusing or
screaming.
They then collect your ATM cards and ask for
your PIN codes. They confirm the PIN there to
know if it’s fake.
Their intention is to withdraw at least the Bank
ATM withdrawal limit of N100,000 daily between
that Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
They do this criminal act on Friday evenings
when they know Banks had closed for the day
and are on weekend break.
They know majority of Nigerians don’t have the
phone numbers of their Account Officers or any
staff in their bank and as such can’t place a call
to have their ATM card blocked by the bank until
7am Monday morning when banks resume.
❖ Withdrawal via ATMs should be done at most
Friday afternoon when banks are still open.
❖ Avoid withdrawing on weekends especially on
lonely and relatively less secure environments.
❖ A lady at gunpoint had 3 of her ATM cards
snatched, her PIN collected with a total of
N680,000 withdrawn between Friday and Sunday
night from her three accounts via ATM.
Please be careful and be wise.
Remember, when gun speaks, humans stop
speaking. You may withdraw on weekends when
and only if you have very little cash in your
account.
Be careful and act safely
SAVE A LIFE: Stop withdrawing on weekends
especially on lonely and relatively less secure
environments.

slavemerchant:
The fact remains that despite all the money u have ur pussy still stink

Dnt allow ur small mouth say wat ur two big eyes didn't see.

prettysolid:
She no dey tire? Ah ah Aunty abeg leave matter make im rest. Who has trouble ever helped.. she wants us to know she had the last laugh

Ok Let's vote..... Like if u still think Wizkid won this beef and share if you think Linda did

Writing z wat puts money in her purse (bank account).
It's dis kind of story dat causes traffic in her blog.

tayebest:
baba wake up, you are peeing on the mat...

Baba pls pee on cos ur taste like Goût de Diamants champagne, highly recyclable.

Rutycool:
because some of the guys want to sample every pant....

Z cos u too want to sample dia boxers.

1. SIN WILL ALWAYS TAKE YOU FARTHER THAN YOU WANTED TO GO - Judges 16:4-20.
Samson's Will Was Finally Broken By The Constant Enticements Of Delilah - v.15-17. (At first, no intention of telling her...cf. sin.)
2. SIN WILL ALWAYS KEEP YOU LONGER THAN YOU WANTED TO STAY - Judges 16:20-21.
Samson Had No Intention Of Remaining Bound - v. 20.
3. SIN WILL ALWAYS COST YOU MORE THAN YOU INTENDED TO PAY - Judges 16:30.
Concl.
1. Learn from Samson: Sin will always do these three things!
2. Don't be deceived into thinking you can master sin by yourself (1 Cor. 10:12):
1. Only in Christ is victory achieved! - Eph. 6:10, 13.
2. By obedient submission to His truth!
3. Need: Repentance - 2 Cor. 7:10; Acts 26:20
SHALOM!!

SAINTSAMURAI:
MY guy, forget abt it, if u taste the toto of halfricanadian, u will give testimony.

Pray not to sacrifice your future on the bed of temporal pleasure.

SAINTSAMURAI:
MY guy, forget abt it, if u taste the toto of halfricanadian, u will give testimony.

Hp u knw dat dia 're two types of testimony,
1 testimony unto eternal destruction and,
2.testimony unto eternal glorification

SAINTSAMURAI:
U just wanna fork halfricanadian.

Just try n read dis books, it will surely help u.
1.Why True Love Waits: The Definitive Book on How to Help Your Kids Resist Sexual Pressure by Josh McDowell.
2. Sex Is Not the Problem (Lust Is): Sexual Purity in a Lust-Saturated World by Joshua Harris

SAINTSAMURAI:
U just wanna fork halfricanadian.

1 Thessalonians 4:3-5 ESV
For this is the will of God, your sanctification: that you abstain from sexual immorality; that each one of you know how to control his own body in holiness and honor, not in the passion of lust like the Gentiles who do not know God;

SAINTSAMURAI:
C MUMU, hw do u know, she is beautiful without dp?

Every creature created by GOD z beautifully, handsomely n fearfully made.
SHALOM BRO

halfricanadian:
Tank u
U are charming too just like your signature

SHALOM

halfricanadian:
Before u make a decision whether or not to sleep with her.
Tink of years from now the implication

Cos d future is a reflexion of d present nd vice versa

wen i want to make a decision i dont tink of d present bt d future as well nd d implication

Ur comment z just as beautiful as u 're

iyb:
Oooohhh I can feel the spirit already you fear the wrong things why will I.fear the rantings of a pastor I wonder

Wonder, wonder. wonder. wonder till u turn to wonderer. (wanderer).