halfricanadian:
Thank God he didnt explain that he was a man

It wud av turn from vigil to deliverance night

Hahaha. u 're very funny
As in eeh non- stop back 2 back deliverance +dry fasting.

Corby Persin, a YouTube prankster from New York city has pulled an almighty one on an unsuspecting lady. He convinced her to cancel plans with her boyfriend after making her believe he owned a private jet then dumped her on the runway.
It all began when he approached her on the runway, she appeared disinterested but things changed when he mentioned his private jet at which point she agreed to join him and two strangers in a car to the airport to fly to Miami.
Here's how it happened. While at the station, he asked her what she is doing later that evening she says: 'I'm actually meeting my boyfriend.'
He says in response: 'Oh you have a boyfriend? Oh, man. Right I'm going to leave you alone, you have a good night
tonight with your boyfriend. Take care.'
But just as they part ways, he calls her back, saying 'actually one more thing' and asks her for her Instagram name so they can be 'friends'.
As she enters her name into his phone, a car pulls up and a man said: 'Hey Coby. The jet's leaving in 20 minutes. We have to go.'
Her attitude visibly changes and appears to be impressed as she says: 'You have a jet?'
Coby says: 'Yeah, we're just here on business but we're going to Miami and then we're coming back here later because we have a meeting in New York.
'You want to come? If you want to come, I mean, you said you have something to do or whatever.'
When she asks: 'Do you really have a jet?' He invites her to join him - saying she can always go home if she changes her mind.
She appears sold and walks into the car containing two other male strangers - one of whom he introduces as his 'manager' and they pretend to talk about big money deals.
Coby says: 'How big is the deal we're doing? 1.2 million?...And the cash up front is 200k right?'
They get to the airport and her doubt vanishes when they actually board a plane, at this point she calls her boyfriend to cancel plans.
'It's ok. I'm just sick a little bit. I am really in pain so...I cannot make it
tonight. I am really sad too. Babe I am so sorry. Love you, bye.'
The joke is on her as Cody still has an ace up his sleeve, he tells her to go out of the plane and take a photo of him from the outside, she complies without suspicion but it was all part of the plan.
He says: 'You are going to be outside, I'm going to be with my head to the window and just get like a sick pic.'
Once she is outside he tells her to 'go further back, get the picture' through the window. Adding: 'You ready? Actually I don't do jet diggers, you're not coming in my jet. Get her off. She's not supposed to be here...I don't know her..'
She gets escorted away off the tarmac by airport staff and he says to the camera, laughing: 'She cancelled on her boyfriend to come on the jet. She's not coming in.'
Coby shared the video titled 'Private Jet Gold Digger Prank! (EXPOSED)', with his 2.3million YouTube subscribers and it had been viewed over 185000 times.

frubben:


God did not send him to come and be judging people's dressing, he should have preached the undiluted word of God and let the Word do the work.

Because the word is strong at changing any hardened heart.

WWJD
Remember wat he did in John 2 vs 16

bonechamberlain:
Shit, why .

No good news anymore in this country, Nigeria currently is under a plague caused by us.

Rip ojb

Seconded

wirinet:


You are not objective at all. You are supporting Jonathan's impunity but condemning buhari's. Jonathan used the army to prevent APC governors from attending a rally on a Thursday before an election and you are asking what they were going to do. Was that the only election rally the governors have attended prior to a governorship election? You are even trying to justify the illegality by saying IG closed the border from Thursday to sunday. You mean no one could pass through ekiti for 4 days.

What is wrong is wrong. A police IG has no power to lock down a state when there is a sitting governor.

You've won d CL (comment league) finals
Take ur cup.

However, the fault is not in the wine, and often not in the woman. The fault is in the one who misuses the wine or the woman or other of God's crations. Even if you get drunk on the wine and through this greed you lapse into lechery, the wine is not to blame but you are, in being unable or unwilling to discipline yourself. And even if you look at a woman and become caught up in her beauty and assent to sin [= adultery; extramarital sex], the woman is not to blame nor is the beauty given her by God to be disparaged: rather, you are to blame for not keeping your heart more clear of wicked thoughts. ... If you feel yourself tempted by the sight of a woman, control your gaze better ... You are free to leave her. Nothing constrains you to commit lechery but your own lecherous heart.

wirinet:


Can you please state the relevant sections of the constitution that empowers the IG to place restrictions on movements within the boundaries of a state.
In that case Solomon Arase can place restrictions within the boundaries of Fayose's residence, preventing him from leaving his house. I hope you guys will not start screaming "buhari is a dictator then"

Dat was during an election.
Few hrs to d election.
Pls tell me wat he was going dia to do, z he an INEC officer or an ad-hoc staff?

Pls mind u am nt in support of any politician, am jst trying to be objective.
Tnx

calliope:

Pls mister, don't Ever quote me Again......

Pls miss, if u dnt want to be quoted,dnt ever comment or reply a post again.

wirinet:

the Inspector General of Police, Mohammed Abubakar has placed an order restricting movements within the boundaries of Ekiti State with effect from 6pm on Thursday (yesterday) June 19, 2014 to 6am of Sunday June 22, 2014.

Beware of adultery, for man's wickedness is now of such proportions that no one is considered a man unless he is overcome by lechery, while one who overcomes lechery and stays chaste is considered unmanly.
She's bn possessed by spirit of adultery.
Guess she has already eaten d forbidden fruit (committed adultery), so she wants u to taste same.
#rememberAdam&Eve

calliope:
Interesting...... The painful truth is your wife is a Bisexual which falls under the lgbt spectrum...... Things like this happens when the society choose to live in denial... And yet you Hypocrites claims it's unafrican :

Two choices :you give in or she cheats..

Pls, wiaz dat advice in d bible?

phemmyutd:


President Jonathan Impounds Governor Amaechi’s Jet In Kano For His Role In The Appointment Of Lamido Sanusi As The Emir Of Kano
Nigeria's President Goodluck Jonathan tonight ordered Nigerian aviation authorities to prevent the jet carrying Rivers State Governor, Rotimi Amaechi from leaving the Kano International Airport grounded after security agencies decided that Mr. Amaechi, former Lagos Governor, Bola Tinubu, ex-governor of Kwara State, Bukola Saraki and a former governor of Gombe state and now Senator, Danjuma Goje were instrumental to pressurizing Governor Rabiu Kwankwaso of Kano to ratify ousted CBN Governor Sanusi Lamido Sanusi as the new Emir of Kano.



saharareporters.com/news-page/president-jonathan-impounds-governor-amaechi-and-goje’s-jet-kano-their-role-appointment-la



https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-amaechis-flight-grounded-in-kano

Thought u mentioned Ekiti state earlier?

phemmyutd:


President Jonathan Impounds Governor Amaechi’s Jet In Kano For His Role In The Appointment Of Lamido Sanusi As The Emir Of Kano
Nigeria's President Goodluck Jonathan tonight ordered Nigerian aviation authorities to prevent the jet carrying Rivers State Governor, Rotimi Amaechi from leaving the Kano International Airport grounded after security agencies decided that Mr. Amaechi, former Lagos Governor, Bola Tinubu, ex-governor of Kwara State, Bukola Saraki and a former governor of Gombe state and now Senator, Danjuma Goje were instrumental to pressurizing Governor Rabiu Kwankwaso of Kano to ratify ousted CBN Governor Sanusi Lamido Sanusi as the new Emir of Kano.



saharareporters.com/news-page/president-jonathan-impounds-governor-amaechi-and-goje’s-jet-kano-their-role-appointment-la



https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-amaechis-flight-grounded-in-kano

Thought u mentioned Ekiti state earlier.

phemmyutd:


I remembered when Gej grounded Amaechi and co aircraft in Kano. Nothing happens

What was d reason of him bn refused entry into dat state then?

My Dear Presido,
You know how hard and for how long you have fought for this your job, now that you have it, we cant wait to see how our lives will change! People already don begin dey throw stones, but me know say many things spoil, one year no fit balance anything.
How far? You see say this matter no dey as easy as you think am, but I know say many of your yarns before you enter, Na political, rhetorical acrobatic, jingoism. Na him make I talk say I go ride my bike reach China if one dollar equal to one Naira. I know that was part of your sound bite during your campaign. Nothing spoil, na Una way.
Now, work don set. I know you understand why our expectations are high, so you can't blame us too much, because we have been lied to, over and over again by most of our insincere leaders. By faith or design, you have become a symbol of renaissance for a nation that has been battered by mismanagement and unprecedented corruption.
Kai! Odiegwu!
Weather or not you live up to that billing, time would tell.
Many Naijas were sold on your Change Campaign, tired of the usual statuesque and many more just wanted a better life for themselves and their loved ones. All eyes are on you, I trust you know that by now. Let your actions and words demonstrate to us possibilities, hope again for the youths of this country and a channeling back to those core values which we hold sacred. Anything less will be same of the same. Shey you get? Make I no organise boys come shout for your head o.
I would want to believe that you have come to heal and fix the rot.
It will never be easy because of the wolves and sharks amongst us who benefit big time from the corruption, the poverty, the confusion and hopelessness they inflict on Nigerians.
All I ask of you, is to pay attention to the youths of this country whose future has been stolen by the fantastically corrupt leaders.
Oga me, e don set oooooo.
Best Regards.
Charles Emeka Oputa. ( CEO )
PRESIDENT
All Frustrated, Abandoned and Voiceless Youths.

cruzita:
All nairaland boys fall under number. 4

All Cruzita kind of girls falls for boys under number 4.

Emperessnaughty:
*clappingMyHands Is it your love? Abi y u come take am personal
Ok Airsultan I love u oo Y our enemy come plenty like dis nah

ROFF In Asa's voice " My momma said baby be careful if anybody comes to say I love you. My papa said baby I warn you if anybody comes to say I love you.

AirSultan:
love you too scatter..










which mail of yours is working?

could you pm me??
hmm, cutie pitudy??

She didn't type "love" bt rather she typed "ROFF".
As in ROFF = Rolling On the Floor Farting, farting because ur comment is so funny she can no longer control her bodily functions. ROFFing surpasses ROFLing.

EniHolar:

God bless you up and down

I refer to dem as PHAT (pretty, hot and thick) ladies.

Vanquay:


Nigga pause, light a blunt and construct your sentences better.

Yeah well, if they have been friends for years the the fatso would know the friendship wasnt genuine but she's dumb not to have seen that coming.

If I was the groom I wouldn't give a flying farts fúck...aight?

U rly sound lyk an ungrateful person cos out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh n the finger typeth.
Firstly, wen she gave her money for d event , she was slim abi?
Secondly, wen she used her house for d bridal shower (hv u accomodated lyk 2 diff. ladies in ur house b4 talkless of using ur house for a whole mostly ladies event) she was very slim abi?
In conclusion she would hv rejected both d money n accommodation from her citing her chubby body as a reason.
In Asa's voice " u dnt hv to wait till u feel d pain, u can start ryt now cos z nt to late, to be grateful".

TO GOD BE THE GLORY! !

kinibigdeal:
This is match fixing

Really wish to be HEAVEN-FIXED on dat day.

Long live CR7 !!!
Long live Real Madrid !!
Long live champions league!

HardMirror:

Seriously, she is not the reason why your life is so messed up. Get a life

Hw i rly wish i can lyk dis ur comment 100tyms over.
U rly nailed, hammered, sand papered n painted him.

Omotayor123:

Enjoy it my dear.
Good morning And have a nice day ahead!

Morning prayer
Thank you, Lord, for making me a citizen of your Kingdom. I will stand erect and raise my head, ready to advance your Kingdom in this world. My precious Lord, I believe in your love for me. I want to be yours alone. I want to reach out to you today. I repent of any sin that blocks me from encountering you. Please show me, the saint I can become. Make known to me your ways. Teach me your paths. Guide me by your fidelity and teach me, for you are my saviour. Open my eyes that I may see you more clearly. Open my heart that I may love you more faithfully. Empower me to be a blessing to everyone I meet today. Amen.
Good morning
Have a fruitful n wonderful week ahead.

ireneony:
swerve to :::::::::::::::》》》religious section

Matthew 12:34
You brood of vipers, how can you who are evil say anything good? For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of.

Omotayor123:
You got it wrong. Let me ask you this, Are you in a relationship If yes, why

Am in a relationship with my GOD cos he's my creator. BEST RELATIONSHIP EVER.

ireneony:
don't judge a book by its cover

Luke 6:45
The [intrinsically] good man produces what is good
and honorable and moral out of the good treasure [stored] in his heart ; and the [intrinsically] evil man produces what is wicked and depraved out of the evil [in his heart ]; for his mouth speaks from the
overflow of his heart

Swissheart:
I remember writing names of people who weren't my friends ×100,but my friends usually do not find their names on that list though they were always defaulting. When I have issues with you..... turning your head is enough to make me write your name.

Rly like ur personal text .Let me add to it.
The God who orchestrates the future, at the same time He knows where you are

Medunah:
How to avoid sex:

1) by remaining single and not going into a relationship till u ready for marriage

Now, dats how

U really nailed n hammered it.


Pls, what do u mean by do not touch me in my righteous?

A man is born today, Tomorrow he is dead. A man lives in a mansion today, Tomorrow he lives underground. A man drives a car today, Tomorrow an ambulance drives him. A man reads biology today, Tomorrow a biography is been read about him. A man eats whatever he wants today, Tomorrow he becomes food for insects. A man is always early for work today, Tomorrow he is termed late Mr/ Mrs. A man is seen resting in his house today, Tomorrow he is resting in a coffin. A man wants to be a hero and goes to war for his country but in return, he is termed FALLEN HERO. A man eats all kinds of fruits in his house today, Tomorrow he becomes manure to those trees. A man is on suit today, Tomorrow he is on white garment. A man is known today as the richest man ever, Tomorrow he doesn’t even know where or what will happen to his wealth. What is life after all? Plan your life because you may not see tomorrow. But when your life is well planned you won’t be afraid of any thing. ACT RIGHT AND LIVE GODLY FOR A BETTER ETERNAL FUTURE .

Tay16:


I pray to God you will follow your own advice when your wife turns you into nothing more than a sperm donor and starts trying out bigger sizes out there, since cheating isnt the worst thing that can happen in a marriage

Some just type cos dey hv hands nt because dey hv brain.
Nyc one

Mediapace:
If she isn't posting :
*Nairalanders are posting
*bloggers and posting
and we all know his twitter handle

Bitch Linda you're just spoiling your career,i'm very sure if you keep the shiiit up for a year,your blog will be totally spoilt

Bros easy naa. ..Abi her success dey pain u?