Olam09:
Since I've been buying phone and laptop from computer village I've never been duped for once, does that mean I'm over smart or I'm just always watchful?

Grace... that's it.

Notatribalist:
They even look alike

u get eye.... seriously they look alike

internationalman:
Does it mean everybody just really likes Game of Thrones or they are just following crowd preference?.

Prison break
The blacklist
Traveler
The original
One tree hill


Terminator
Hard Target
Cyborg
Odyssey
3 days to kill.

my childhood movie, hard target

Exmilitant:
See me o, lexus RX350 2008 model, na him dem de call carton. Shame catch me small sha.

No mind them!... na envy na.

tyup:
Take Bandits and Boko Haram away from The North and it would be the safest place in Nigeria. All these unnecessary clash in the SW/SE I'm surprised it's not happening here after claiming the North is bla bla

well sadly for u, banditry and Haram can't leave the North.

Jabar2017:
Masturbation,though I quit d shit two years ago nd it came back to me 2months courtesy of dat mammy igbagbo sex video dat I watch on Bleep,but I ain't gonna give up,dis shit must die by fire by force in my life....

we will fight it

Masturbating for 5yrs now. Already working on it, so help me God.

jlinkd78:
It's Mile One mkt not Mile mkt

so mine one mkt is bigger than Oil mill mkt, huh?

kurupt1:
Bobrisky Don add tacha to list with Tonto dike them

Please eh, this bobrisky as a person.
he's a man turn woman, now the question is, Does he has a penis or vagina.?

cause I'm confuse.

AJ01:
Another of the so n

AJ01:
Another of the so n

u saw it oh

Exmilitant:
My car broke down in the middle of a busy road and all those aba bus drivers started shouting, 'comot dat carton for road.'

u have killed me with laugh.... and I'm sure ur car is better than theirs

samuel900:
One financial institution am owing 68,000 came to our shop complex and carry my Generator

funny something

McCoy662:
Long story short, I got drunk, entered wake keeping of my neighbor and burst cry. The worst part is that I came late and everywhere is scanty already. All eyes were on me, people tried to calm me down but I refused oo until the man's wife called me to talk to me... I didn't even understand what she was saying cos the drink has disconnected my brain, so I stood at the center crying oo. Not that I'm ralated to the deceased in anyway. When I woke up the next day, I wished I could just disappear

I done laugh tire.. ur own funny die

heniford2:
i failed this year

U didn't bro. no one is a failure..... have hope and believe, tomorrow is gonna be better.

kiddkash:

it is, but you make due with what you have and hope for the best. even if the hope is gradually fading away


it's the life of a man

absolutely right.... we just keep pressing on!

kiddkash:
in 2020,

I learnt if you don't have money, you are a slave to the person that has.

whatever food the person wants to eat, that's what you'll eat

if the person is expecting a visitor, you must leave the house and roam about in the street

in 2021, God will make us achieve our Dreams and make money, so that we'll never rely on anyone

U story must be disheartening

olujastro:

Yeah. I love travelling.

Travelling is the best form of education one can get about a place, the people, their mentality, culture, climate, standard of living, etc. The actual experience is always better than reading a thousand magazines about a place.

next trip please take me along...

Donspicey:
Akwa ibom na better country ooooo......

Cool atmosphere and fine fine short short girlss...

u can notice wella... short short girls

Tomzino:

Well I visited Benin republic in October this year
And I've also visited and lived in The United kingdom. I finished my secondary school in London, where I love the most is Kent outside london. Chatham Kent just seemed different it wasn't as chokey as London. Even though we were the only blacks in our street. Pentagon shopping center was my favorite place in Kent and Westham shopping center in London. Yeah I also loved going to North Greenwichs 02 arena. I just love the structure of the arena.
What I can never forget was the day no one could understand me while in year 10 I was trying to ask a white friend "how are you." But it didn't sound well, I remember the tutor group surrounded me until a fellow Nigerian said he meant how are u. That made me really pick up the British accent really fast. Even though ive being in Nigeria since 2014 I've still got that accent. Which I'm so glad for.
Another place i use to chill around my environ was Thamesmead shopping center.
I remember I love paying myself with the self service till.
Then I came to Nigeria I think twice and the single flight ticket was not more than 109thousand even when I booked near the date of travel. But now u can never get a flight ticket of 109k to London oo!
I was really young then but I remember I made mistakes while making my passport, I didn't really have issue at the embassy because I was a dependant under my dad's HSMP visa. I returned back to Naija I think in 2014 while I was in Sixth form at Plumstead Manor Negus college and since attended Unilorin, finished service in Cross river this year and next is waiting upon the Lord o, looking for a job

nice experience... I think u should go back.
9ja na scam.

Glaswegian:


Dubai is great but my kids complained I should not take them there again after three holidays.

what was their reasons?

olujastro:
I visited 27 countries.

2016 - UAE, Norway.
2017 - Finland, France, Italy, Monaco.
2018 - Ethiopia, Spain, Portugal, Poland, Russia, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, Hungary, Slovakia, Austria.
2019 - Denmark, The Netherlands, Germany, Belgium, Sweden.
2020 - Benin Republic, Togo, Ghana,Ireland, Canada.

My most memorable was Ghana, because I visited with my girlfriend.
I also enjoyed Budapest, Hungary and Barcelona, Spain as they’re great tourist destinations.

u must be a tourist... remaining Asia

Glaswegian:
2011 (Benin Republic) 2012 (Ghana) 2013 (Scotland, Qatar, UAE x2, England, Netherlands) 2015 (UAE) 2016 (Saudi Arabia, Turkey, England) 2017 (England) 2018 (England) 2019 (England, Scotland, Northern Ireland, Turkey) 2020 (Scotland, France)
Most memorable trip: Turkey, 2019 Favorite country: Scotland Favorite city: Glasgow, Scotland Best hotel ever used: Hilton Glasgow Most visited cities: London 5x, Dubai 4x Family travel: Dubai (Nov 2013, Feb 2015, Mar 2018) Official travels: Ghana 2012, England 2016, 2017, 2018) Solo travels: Others apart from the above
Cities visited 2011: Cotonou 2012: Accra 2013: Edinburgh, Doha, Dubai, Sharjah, London, Amsterdam 2015: Dubai 2016: London, Mecca, Medina, Jeddah, Istanbul 2017: London 2018: London, Manchester 2019: London, Belfast, Glasgow, Istanbul 2020: Aberdeen, Dundee, Paris

lucky u... I haven't been outside the shore. baba carry me along na?

women wahala

sevo:
Scary father Christmas abi Grinch

good for memes

LOVEGINO:
See xmen

u get eye oh.... na wolverine she be

southniyikaye:
I am 6.2ft

I'm 6.0ft... still growing. we move

sammysmiles:
Being a Nigerian...

u have summarized it all

Angelfrost:
This very funny guy... I always felt he should have gone into stand up comedy like Okey Bakassi. He would have made it more.

Well, over to Nollywood and Actors Guild. Zubby and others.

Nor be only to dey spray money anyhow for occasions. They can easily foot this one.

if they will... those greedy people

It has started again... police never listen, when we start again now they will say we're wicked.
Just getting ready for #EndPoliceBrutality_Wave 2.

tstx:
Talking while eating

rushing My food especially soup

Madu2013:
Good day guys
I’m about to get an appointment letter to work in Nigeria correctional service (prison) though I didn’t apply for the job.
According to my findings online they are not allowed to grow beards.
Now here are my questions, is there anyway one can keep his beard while working there and how much is the salary of a Degree holder?
Please help me with answers so that I can make up my mind thanks.

I know ur feelings OP.
I'm also a beard lover, one thing is this, accept the job and save for ur Visa as u said.
The beards will always come out.

Hndrrxxx:
Mehn
This she-male will never stop boasting I guess its high time we bleep her up

does he has a Virginia?