MrOjay1:
How come this guy is still alive?

I've read on more than 10 different occasions that he has been kiled in an ambush.

I wonder... Nigeria military na scam

nairavsdollars:
I reject lockdown in Jesus name

Amen

EJanni:
How do men do this? I keep saying it, to be a woman in Nigeria is a big crime. Twe on him and his useless P.

Hope you're not in this country...

iamJ:
No jobs, I can't blame them, legalize cultism

If america had legalized cocaine mexico and south america wouldn't be as damaged as it is

That price hyke is giving drug dealers more money and influence

Legalize black market and watch the world heal

What is this one saying?

Meajor:
So my little sister was rounding up from a health school and she told me she was dating this guy. I wanted knowing where he is from and ka'boom she told me that he is from "Cross River" okaaaaaay I was skeptical, since we're from the southern part of Kaduna. Well, the Bible says 'God has his ways of doing things.' and what He has join together let no man put asunder. Love can take you anywhere
End of the matter they got married. Na so she just overtake me oh.

Trust me ur sister is beautiful, U must be handsome too.
No homo.
Well I wish to marry such a beautiful lady like this.

Benblaq:
Miss Ogar Ruth, 300L Accounting student, faculty of Management Sciences, University of Calabar, has crossed to the great beyond. She reportedly died in her sleep. Rest in peace, beautiful malabress.

She's my snr in school... same faculty.
so sorry dear.
Unical lost a soul.
Goodnight Malabress

tarantino1:
I wonder what made a young girl who's barely 21 sleep and fail to wake up.

Too young

heard she was poisoned!....
note: We're in the same faculty.
I'm a malabite

Mann11:
I hacked her WhatsApp some months ago.
Although I've seen many chats of hers that left much to be desired, this present one is the height of it! She was chatting with her ex and they both inquired how their present relationships are going. She told him I'm not handsome. I'm really heartbroken at the moment.

He: How is your current relationship?
She: He is nice and caring just like you but not handsome.

He: Lol, how do you mean he's not handsome?
She: He's not, I can't lie to you

He: Why did you go for someone that is not handsome, o wrong naw
She: I don't even know how I fall for him jhare

He: How did you meet him?
She: He was formerly staying in our area.
She: In fact, I always find it difficult to kiss him. He's very neat o, but I don't know why I can't kiss him
It's been long I kissed and that was the last time I visited you
He: Oya come lemme kiss you.
The next thing was she sent my picture to him, maybe for the guy to see how ugly I'm.
He: But he is okay naw. Abi he's not serious with you ni? He's looking serious already sef
She: Laughing ( she sends a laughing sticker)
I felt like crying honestly

What should I do? I feel like dumping the fool

She disrespects u, very soon it will end in tears.... cause I can't see any love here.
If I while u, I'm breaking up ASAP.

What I read just touched me.

Casham:
I am not ugly, I am very dark skinned. I have met girls who laughed at me and swore they can never date a "devil" like me. I have also been 'toasted' by some REALLY BEAUTIFUL Queens who gushed all over me. Believe it or not, but I have been 'raped' by three ladies at once. All I am just saying is, even if you are 'ugly' for real, you can still be attractive to someone who respects you. The chick obviously doesn't respect you or is only tryna scope her way back into the exe's life. She's still in love with the idiot. And you sef, no dey sneak enter people privacy.

u just hit the point... she wanna go back to her Ex.
I will advice Op to leave her

Adeolaissacutie:
then make crypto your best friend and enroll on crypto currency trading course on Alison for free.

Tell me about this Alison
haven't heard of it

TalkTalkTwins:
The pastor has succeeded in taking his life...

This was how a pastor was ministering in our church one day and prayed for a young lady that she'll get married soon... meanwhile aunty was pregnant with her second baby

Edit: Married women in my church don't use ring and the lady is petite, so you won't easily figure out that she's married

Trust me, this is hilarious

Adeolaissacutie:
E be things, wahala for who no learn BTC and Forex trading.

sacred of FX since Index ate my cash

Ebenezar2O2I:
the former uniben vc made a mockery of the school.
Under his regime pharmacy and optometry lost accreditation, he literally made life so hard for the students, increased school fees to 73,400 and 46,000 to freshers and returning students respectively.
Engr Faraday Orumwense e no go better for you.
Cc abimic

Probably that's why she's degrading...

2emotional:
for wia!!! My current loverS don do me jor

They run her on soft oh �

1beat:
please when are you going to tell us when she take her bath after the naming ceremony

I won't be surprise...

Oluwasaeon:
Nairaland completely finished

I swear... so disappointed

How is this a news? will this stop Banditry attack?

DenreleDave:
Wow, my school has gone up oooo..
Number 11... I think from number 13 or 15 Sha...
Anyway, they are still going to top 10, then 5...

Buk to the world

my school is going up too... 13 now. proudly a malabite. I'm surprise we surpassed Uniben

And the mumu wike just spend our money like that

Bleiz:
There was no barracks at Ngwa High School when Obasanjo came to Aba as president.

In fact, there was no barracks in the whole of Abia State when Obasanjo was the president.

Additionally, Aba Women riot of 1929 wasn't just done by only the women in Aba. Aba district, during the colonial period stretched beyond the present Aba. Some parts of Rivers and Akwa Ibom States fell under the geographical boundaries of the then Aba.

Yes Aba is the unfortunate headquarters of IPOB but Aba ESN can't stand any onslaught from Nigerian Army for long. Aba grows war weary quickly and that's why we tend to move on quickly from any riot.


Aba doesn't have the endurance to sustain any uprising for long unlike some other places. They start and burn everything burnable within the first 2 days and then normalcy returns by the next two days. So in four days, normalcy must have returned to Aba.

I've lived all my life in Aba. This is what I've observed without attaching much sentiments to my analysis.

NWA ABA

extol1:
your last paragraph make me laughing
back to the topic, I know your mind is totally out of the relationship since the day you were told about the lady. but please do this lady a favor by taking her to that same church that reveals everything to me, if they can pray and heal her, if not so many guys will be a casualty of this mess, just a pity to her future husband.
for me and myself, we belong to teammarryvirgin

Op listen to him... he has said it all.

Was a friend to My principal I was his errand boy

joelbooks:
I was the Senior Perfect

they didn't ask for ur post in school...

2emotional:
I wasnt really a tough guy, i was school social prefect so i am always at his office for good reasons until i had one problem that even was very tough to me.
Someone reported me to him that I'm dating Chioma (school's mbg) who everyone was scared to approach cos principal is overly protective of her(her parents placed her under his care sha. Not like I was dating her a that time ooo, we were just close friends but frankly at that point the friendship has reached the level of love letters and hugging in class( na jealous niggas cast me sha)..
I was invited to his office for questioning. Na so he use red eye dey question me and I bluntly told him that we ain't dating but I like her and she is my friend. Las Las na warning and threats end am.
Next term, after break he caught us chatting at the library(I was even holding her hand after some kisses) when class was on.. He knelt us down in his office and thoroughly beat us( I cried sha).
Next day Chioma was nowhere to be found. her Mom came to school with frowned face during assembly and I was so scared, after assembly school dismissed and nobody summoned me. I later hia say na principal she quarell cos he flog the girl for nyash.. That was the last day I saw Chioma cos she changed school after that day. Kai!!! High School was fun sha

u must be missing ur old lover

ena5four:
Before I And My Girlfriend Started dating, i asked her what she likes about me,
because she was the one who simply made the move back then, i guess you understood if u don't your wahala,

babe said, she loved me because i'm craz, because i'm smart, because i'm intelligent, because i'm her type of choice.
i now asked her that, and what if i stopped bein all those things she mentioned nko

Babe left her mouth agape i mean,

you girls just love these guys regardless of what type and species of demon they're made of.

some even love guys coz they spend extravagantly, i mean these are the things that leads to this above kind of predicaments.

What was her reply after u asked her that question?
let me do that to my bae

omoyankee3:
Beauty and the .......
Money is good

Beast

This news is a week old, Nairaland is now becoming lazy. We're lacking current news.

poshestmina:
No wonder he kept quiet and even supported Northerners fur the Oyigbo genocide and gave Sokoto state #500million recently while we have thousands of unemployed/poor Youths in Rivers State.

Wike will be soooo betrayed at the last minute.
E go shock am

I reside in Oyigbo, come and see how devastated our road is.
currently now soldiers has taken over again

Fahdiga:
It is no news that Yoruba land is under attack by terrorist Fulani herdsmen. if their men are overwhelmed they should seek the help of eastern security network. now is the time for southern Nigeria to be united and fight the common enemy if only the Yorubas will not turn around and betray the south

Just like they betrayed us the last time

Jessepaid:
Hehehe...

Reminds me of my nigga..

His babe came around...

He gave her 4k to cook what they will eat..

The gyal used the entire money to buy eggs bread, indomie sardine and tea things...

The nigga ended the relationship there and then...

Funny enough... it's obvious she doesn't know how to cook.

Olaideolayemi:
at least it's something.. That's how many people graduate with it..if you don't love it?Work on the things you love doing to have fulfilled life..I don't believed everything should be on money!!!

Thanks man

Olaideolayemi:
everything shouldn't be money..Have a fulfilled life..You like your barbing work,and the little you earn..it's better to work under Someone and be complaining everyday or lack job satisfaction..

well I don't love it, just doing it to help myself in school.
smh