akosanwafo:


She looks very stunning. I saw her last year at the airport at Abuja. She literally held most passengers captive with her great looks and her height.

and she held u captive too

Hardgun:
She was right at the wrong time.

Smart guy... U have answered it all

DaddyRochie1642:
That place he's standing .... What if he slips and falls

He dies... Life continues

Morkavictor:
Okochi 1 and 2

Quite funny movie... Real movies are gone.

Uyi168:
..
ISAKABBA!

As always...

Starke:
Imo
Yea
A lot of people called Joshua tend to be well liked and intelligent.
People called Chioma or Ifeoma tend to be gentle or soft spoken.
People called David seem to be coordinated
People called Jennifer tend to be sexual freaks.
People called Chinedu tend to be social and stubborn.
People called Joseph are randomly behaved. No particular tendency.
People called Precious tend to be easily influenced.
A lot more I cannot recall.
So yea. I think name has a subtle effect.

People called Chibuike are mostly stubborn
E.g Me

KushLyon:
The worst thing is that schools is not even certain to run smoothly this year. There's still the threat of another lockdown and ASUU is still lurking in the dark waiting to pounce with another strike. FG should make up their mind now before schools resume, I don't want a situation where I will move into school, pay for rent next month, and lockdown or strike will commence the following month

Sadly but we won't be able to do anything...
God help Nigeria

chatinent:
I can, and will.


She's the best thing that happened to me. Like Adam for Eve, God designed her for me. She's the most beautiful woman in the world. Not just facial expressions, the beauty speaks volumes in everything about her.


Romeo and Juliet will be jealous!


It will be a blessing marrying her.

Good bless ur union bro

Weedee:


It's just terrible.. Too terrible..
The absolute lack of respect for human life in this country.

I envy our brothers outside this shithole country
They are abit safer than we're

southniyikaye:
very easy, go to sobi barrack in ilorin or any army checkpoint, run 100km with your car and begin to blow your horn nonstop...
Get back to me sir when it is done

wahala for we way never get car...

Slynation:
If having more than one GF is already a disaster to most people, then I wonder the thought of 2 women in ones life, most women are naturally jealous in nature and can go to any length just to prove a point....I just wish you good luck in your upcoming adventure

A dealth adventure for that matter

Rossntti:
I don't just know why I like this picture. Imagine strolling down this road with one fine babe and a spliff.

I love that ur dream...

Weedee:
So cos of 100 Naira, Five people die.. So technically the 5 lives were worth N20 each.. This country Na Wa o.

nice calculation... NIGERIANS now worth #20

southniyikaye:
Sometimes, I don't know whether to pity these animals or curse them...

Na so one tell me inside motor one day thy why I strong face?
He didn't even know what I was going through that particular day and he had to delay all of us and told me to start laughing, waving and smiling at ongoing buses for no reason..
The werey people inside the bus too were telling me, Boda smile now, one idiot was even trying to totori me.. I shall smile like that and in 10mins later got used to smiling for no reason.. I come even dey do pass wetin dem tell me make I do...
Useless sets of ignoramus idiots...

I for like witness this one... funny

Foodqueen:
That's a pseudo scorpion. It isn't poisonous. It's there to eat small ants and insect.

u will allow her to bit u right?

bjprodint:
aunty,this issue to worth d fight.what if ur man no get money 2 buy anything 4 her make e go collect credit?.pls go and visit ur man,settle with him then use ur money 2 buy things and give ur mum,tell her its from ur man.thats if u love the man and want things to work out.

op I wk advise u to take this one... do it

mutter:
Men are wicked.

don't ever get married..

oluwatosink:
Boko Haram & Banditry have eaten up the North and soon may extend fully in the South. Buhari government Failed in combating Boko Haram. Their hope is to seek foreign experts and soldiers in winning this war

sorry bro, it's never possible coming down here...
south will hunt them alive

NurseJay:
See his inhumane face! But the officer's trousers though in the last picture.

check out his shoes

Whiteshield:
Why not Zulum/Umahi?

smart guy but eh no make sense like that

vickydevoka:
This guy give woman belle at Early age

and he's better than you're... hatred won't do u good bro

Legalcriminal:
Nigerians too like to dey look look see as people plenty there chaii

na over population and jobless dey cause am

Rip young malabite...

Princessbettyj:
Damn too real i tired it yesterday it wasn't funny had to sleep in my neighbors house at night

it's real... but nairalander don't believe

adewumiopeyemi:
wahala for people who no finish this game and japa



We never finish corona na charles people dey come


This country call Nigeria na cruse

not only in Nigeria, all over the world.

Millimann:
I have shivers just looking at the pics.
I wonder why people will be taking unnecessary risks.

he seems to be an immortal

ImDStar:
I am likewise on this table.

3m budget
Civil Engineering HND
3-4 years of working experience
I will be 31 this year
I am Single (but getting lots of pressure to marry my long time girl.)

But I just want to travel out of this country.

I am in a serious dilemma now.

Someone should genuinely advice please.

travel out first..... when u stabilize u can marry.
leave this shithole country for now.

Greatzeus:
When you get the admission and you finally graduate,what will you do with it? Did your father have a company waiting for you to work? Or you think those who have companies don't have family and friends that they will put there?
My friend,go and learn a skill and make money,that is the surest way of making it in Nigeria now,apart from politics, football and music.

as a student what skill is adviced to learn?

Princewillalex:
Please any update on UNICAL resumption date?

none for now, malabite.
we're all missing malabor

rawtouch:
where are those doctors they flew in during the lockdown, by the way

seems they have disappeared into thin air

Slynation:
Lol...abeg oO, The giant I meant was the fact it was way bigger and strong than the normal size I've seen in the past....

I thought as much but op said they even hunt lizard and birds..

soundOsonic:
The snake versus the Mantis
One day in the animal kingdom, king Lion hosted a wrestling competition just right after the race competition between the box tortoise and the brown hare. Everyone cheered the tortoise for its slow but steady movement, then came the main event which everyone had been waiting for the praying mantis and the snake.
Well it was a death match between these two local folks; as both were about tearing each other apart due to just a silly argument on whose camouflage is the best. The green snake refused to agree even though it was evident the praying mantis was the leading camouflage animal.
The Lion thought why not settle your dispute at the festival of the kings. Mr. Harmattandust the pig snorts while dishing out odds for the death match, well the odds were on the green snake favor to win. Miss Elephanton, big brother croc, and pastor chimp were the few animals who placed their bet on the mantis.
The snake moved its head left and then to the right, and back to the left repeating such subtle pattern as he got closer to the mantis. The mantis positioned a stance with its forward legs up and puff itself just to appear big and intimidating. But the serpent didn't buy such lie it jumped and made its first strike at the mantis.
The mantis luckily escaped the fangs of the serpent (the green snake nick name) and made a comeback attack with a lightening strike as the serpent was trying to regain its balance to get a second strike; unluckily within the twinkling of its reptilian eyes, it found itself choking in the spiky arms of the Mantis.
Despite the fact the mantis locked his arm (fore legs) around the serpent head, the serpent still struggled to free itself but all seemed abortive, the serpent calm itself after all no one can strangle a snake, as it has no neck.
The cheering of the crowd metamorphos into silence as the unthinkable happened, the mantis started feasting on the live serpent. The serpent yelled and cried in sorrow as it hit its tail continuously on the ground, to pass a message of submission but there was no referee, no rules, it is to the death.
The crowd again started cheering to the gore happenings in front of them as the mantis had eaten up the eye of the serpent and had already gotten to the left side of the brain . The mantis had had its full, he unlocked its grip and looked at the ever cheering crowd while shouting like a viking after slaughtering the fvcking Saxons.
The Lion smiled in approval as it was crowned king of the insects. Later that evening the Mantis would go and bath in the blood of the dead snake and forever live as a red mantis, no need for hiding. It is only the weak that camouflage

Wow... I enjoyed the fiction.
Thanks