ROSYL:
They will use pictures kill us on Instagram especially that oOmerou.

Earthbound:
Their mentality is this; if I pay you salary, I own you.

prettyomidan:
Cinderella, the Incredible Hulk and Pinocchio are walking down the street.

They come across a sign that says: Beauty Contest.
Cinderella takes a look at the sign and says she is going to enter the contest.
After 10 minutes she comes out with the 1st prize.

They walk further down the road and come across another sign that reads: "Strongest man contest".
Hulk takes a look at it and says, "Hulk smash!!!" and then enters. Sure enough, within 2 minutes he is out with the 1st prize.

They walk further and then come across yet another sign. This one says: "World's BIGGEST liar".
Pinocchio says, "This one is for me", and he rushes right in. After about 3 straight hours he comes out with tears in his eyes.

Hulk and Cinderella ask, "What happened?"

Pinochio replies "Who on Earth is Lai Mohammed?"

Khd95:
Once Nigerian Twitter and Instagram people decide to have ur time, brother just relocate to a remote village with no Internet connections

ShitHead:
This one is not claiming o. During my service year, I reported to the school principal that the students were not paying attention to my class, they couldn't even understand me. She said that I should use Hausa to teach them. How I wan learn that one? She went ahead to say; "after all, in China, they use Chinese...why can't we be proud of our language" yen yen yen.

It didn't go down well with us and the school. When we were leaving for service, they called us for a sentforth party and served us, each with a sachet of caparison.

DopeAngel:
I did bro. i dont think he is in his right mind right now. he is desperate. what if he does not actually listen. what do you suggest i do. if the girl accepts to see my reason why i dont support their union, i think my brother will come back to his senses but the girl herself is not backing out. right now the girl is even having more influence on him than i actually do. the reason i think confronting the girl is the next best thing

Oyenike01:
love is blind..you don't have to threaten the girl,do you even know her stand? maybe nah your brother wan gree die for her matter...
this matter nah reasoning, no be war o.

DopeAngel:
thank you fear. the thing is the girl herself is not ready to let him go. she still even calls him. her age factor is making her even more desperate. i dont care if the girl gets married or not. she should just leave my bro alone. i mean is that too hard for a lady to do? am so much pained. right now i have so much hatred towards the girl. right now i am thinking of giving her a very sound warning to stay away from my family or else she would never find peace. i would be very happy to be the black sheep that destroyed the relationship and save the lives of my bro's unborn kids. is it right?

FatGuy:
In your mind now you have made so much sense and you are a great motivator.

Nonsense post!

Zanas:
Uzoho don wound o. E be like say na him preek e use block that shot

Zanas:
Uzoho don wound o. E be like say na him preek e use block that shot

MarianIsy:
first half...so quick? nairalanders Una try....na here me dey watch the match...... NTA try

Kingsley10000:
op,during my school days,i be confirm bad boy when it comes to bleeping,starting from my yr1 to 500l graduated with 2nd class upper but now i don hang boot coz all na VANITY.....i would advice u not to be engrossed in girls matter but rather concentrate on ur studies.however,it's good to have experience,so go boy and try.you're a man

eniorisha:
I guess Anglican themes are diocese-based. Ours in Ijesha North East Diocese is "My Year of Divine Acceleration ".

IBpaul:
As the year begins, let's know the Theme of your church for the year 2018.

Church: Anglican Communion
Theme: "LIVING TO PLEASE GOD"

IBpaul:
As the year begins, let's know the Theme of your church for the year 2018.

Church: Anglican Communion
Theme: "LIVING TO PLEASE GOD"

googlepikins:
Kwese TV is a joke, coming to this Nigeria without EPL, champions league and Europa. How can they be in competition with DSTV. As for TSTV they fck up. They would have finalized their package first before announcing

eleojo23:


This guy is not a serious devil.
Just look at a devil admiring a mere mortal!
I thought he would admire his fellow devils and demons like demon Karashika or something higher.
No wonder he is not ruling.

Lucifer should better look for an alternative 'cos this one is not serious..

Mtchewwwwwwwwwwww...

eleojo23:


This guy is not a serious devil.
Just look at a devil admiring a mere mortal!
I thought he would admire his fellow devils and demons like demon Karashika or something higher.
No wonder he is not ruling.

Lucifer should better look for an alternative 'cos this one is not serious..

Mtchewwwwwwwwwwww...