₦airaland Forum

iamoyindamola:
The ball in roll on is heavier than tennis ball na, it doesn't even bounce

raumdeuter:
You mean table tennis where you join your desks together and break classroom asbestos for bat

Amoto94:
I did CRK too in Pry. Sch and wasn't used to be one of my highest scoring subjects

iamoyindamola:
They play, my grandma was a deaconess in ECWA
Moreover in lagos we did CRK in the 90s, they just introduced IRK

chatinent:
What they call standup comedy in Nigeria is a 20% repetition of old jokes, and 80% begging for money.

The only Nigerian comedian I've watched so far that didn't do this, dished out intelligent jokes, and wasn't all about begging money is Bovi.

iamoyindamola:
Having nostalgic experience watching this House of David, from the My Book of Bible story.
I won the book as the best student in CRK😅😅
I hope they produce Joseph story, I am also interested in Jacob and Esau story especially where Jacob became handicapped after battling angel

GloriousGbola:
big pimpin moves from king..tom

chop everything

reccy:
Shey yhu see chop?

Nah yhu come chop Ebira resources pass ooo. Yhu chop awa girl, chop awa money con chop awa property join.

D long arm of the law is await yhu.

reccy:
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Sorry about that. That will not happen again once yeye bello resumes senate🙄🙄🙄🙄

afrodoc2:
Kogi Civil War.

reccy:
That's the leaders they want us to keep electing. They have performed well and provide portable water nah

reccy:
My brother wey do local INEC officials during recalling, how he go take collect e balance now? 🙄🙄

ShaqFu:
Talk oh, make coded men no go Waka anyhow, because since Dem burn people for Uromi, police don dey show their true colors. Lmao.

Ihebu4chelsea:
This Lady fine shaaaaa.

ShaqFu:
Oga Tom, you sure say no be ashawo joint be dis place so? Lol

raumdeuter:
Drop Theflint1 name for the joint.

raumdeuter:
Theflint1 dey owe me beer and IsiEwu to celebrate our action governor Akpakomiza victory at the tribuna yesterday. I no go leave his neck

raumdeuter:
Did you call for a transparent process in Olukoyas case before you felt the allegations were nonsense

raumdeuter:
Are you not going to insult INEC and call them corrupt now?

reccy:
That women part, you couldn't have said any better. dem dy use their beauty wound person but God pass them sha. Hope you carry one comot?

Amoto94:
We are reasonably stubborn and hate any form of slight and intimidation.

BlueRayDick:
Na real washing and setting

reccy:
Waw! Good to know you have been with us at some point. Ebira people are generally good. Just some bad eggs here and there.

afrodoc2:
I come dey fear for the governor.

BlueRayDick:
I learnt "gifting" on TikTok live is the new way they launder money now.

They use stolen credit card info to buy TikTok coins which they in turn use to buy gift items on TikTok. These TikTok gifts ranging from Lion, Roses, Money Gun, Universe, etc are sent to TikTok "friends" who host Live stream as "gifts".

Few days ago a TikTok user; "TikTok King" had a live stream match with another TikTok influencer "Peller". In the course of the Live match, TikTok king allegedly got gifted 63 "Universe". The value of a "universe" is approximately $600 , this means the guy was gifted almost $38k on the livestream by a single user.

Word on the street is that when TikTok king who was gifted the $38k worth of TikTok universe gift decides to cash out his gift in monetary terms from his montized TikTok account, he will keep a certain percentage and send back the greater part of it to his "gifter", thus the funds is cleaned.

BlueRayDick:
Anytime u go to the police station either as the complainant or the accused, money must drop in from ur hand

GloriousGbola:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZuxPKUVGiw

surprising we haven't gotten our own version of this

anyway why fight police as a successful artiste when you can simply use them as your own private army

BlueRayDick:
There's this Yoruba comic actor Jigan that has been trending since he joined TikTok in the last quarter of last year. Las week I watched a TikTok live he hosted where he brought another comic act ; Amuda Eko and that one narrated a police case he once had.


Amuda and one other egbon that usually act comic scenes on Yoruba movie bought a fairly used phone in Isale Eko not knowing it was a stolen phone. The police tracked the phone and had both nollywood guys arrested as being receivers of stolen goods. After spending days in detention, the guy who was the real thief was also Tracked down and joined them in the cell.

The nollywood guys got a lawyer who later posted their bail after which they were asked to report daily while the investigation was still ongoing on the case. The police then told them the items stolen in the victim's house during the robbery (which they were nkt involved in) was over 20m and they will have to contribute that amount or risk jail term. They negotiated downward and later arrived at an agreement with the police that they will be paying ₦200k every Friday towards the settlement of that agreement.

The original robber claimed he has no money and opted for them charge him to court (since he has nothing to lose). After making the payment the first week, Amuda was running around to make the second week payment when he suddenly saw the robber at Idumota as a free man.

Amuda called the robber by name and the guy even answers. He asked him how come he's a free man when they left him in police cell? Then robber told him the court freed him the police didn't present a water tight case and he's now back on the street. The guy say he Wan mad. It took him and the other other guy weeks to gather courage and tell the police they are not going to abide by the yeye agreement o because they can't be paying a debt they didnt owe while the real robber is a free man. It was then they knew it was the police that was just deliberately extorting them.

afrodoc2:
They defiled him?

I know sexual harassment seems to be the order of the day, but that's tough.

Ellexy:
You dey always buss my head every time

raumdeuter:
Theflint1

Can you gf get her story straight

https://www.nairaland.com/8386565/removed-over-lng-plants-not

afrodoc2:
A farmer invited herdsman to bring their cows to eat his crops?

😂😂😂