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Oh Ebiraland, apart from Govt shege I enjoyed every bit of my time there. The hills of Agassa and the cool breeze of Iruvucheba and the ever willing to learn mentees

chrisooblog:
The Aluu lynchings was a particularly bad experience. Young men killed in their prime for being in the wrong place and time.

Is that what really happened?

TemporaryHansel:
If it was back in the day, when the seas were rough, a story teller such as yourself wouldn’t survive.

Don't be so sure about that my Elder

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
He also said that Fulani and Yoruba are one

Events of recent years have caused a huge rift but in the past there was more harmony between the two groups

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
This isn't just about your governor. Most Southern governors/politicians normally appease their northern counter part in the name of building political bridge cox North have the numbers, especially those politicians wey get political ambition at the national level.

You no see CityBoy attacking Evans after criminal herdsmen butchered Pa Fashoranti daughter.

WHERE ARE THE COWS?

TemporaryHansel:
If you’re not a pirate why are you telling stories about pirates?

I'm a Biographer

TemporaryHansel:
When men were sailing the high seas, were you there?

I'm not a naval officer nor a pirate, nor even a merchant shipman sir. I am but just a humble purveyor of Irvingia gabonensis my kind sir

Oasis003:


........Odu to de Ade Iwa.

raumdeuter:
Is there a new thread

There is, I stumbled upon it one night and it was interesting until niggas started posting dic pics smh

afrodoc2:
Hehehe.

When England will tell you that on Oct 14th 1066 William of Normandy defeated Harold Godwinson at Hastings just 3 weeks after Godwinson himself had defeated Harald Hadrada at Stamford Bridge, Naija will come up with multiple opposing fabu about spirit kings and multiple conflicting king lists from a similar period to the English.

Lack of documentation and sophisticated written language na bad thing.

It's our greatest undoing, but it preserves the supernatural and cultural values, imagine if any of the gods wrote down that he was a settler who was light skinned and stumbled into a land of dark skinned inhabitants who thought him a god

semid4lyfe:
Bruh, as I get small time today, I say make I peruse the thread from the timeline Disstroy posted and I don laugh tire

M.E.N mount for that thread and it was wild af

Anybody wey you see wey use the term Uganda or Kampala tales for here, know say na dem

Oasis003:


.....I don talk am before, you dey enjoy this thread pass rest of us. LOL!

As my mentor Jubrin El Sudani used to say 'I belong to everybody and I belong to nobody'

afrodoc2:
These 2 guys having fact-based arguments over bilateral fabu and legends.

A phuckin disgrace but I can't say I'm not entertained

Oasis003:


......bruhhhhhh! Dem dragged him pass I-Pass-Neigbour Gen. LOL!

Whether PIGS or GOATS bro all na same.

Oasis003:


.....gotcha bruh, but when Abba shared Goats in Kano as empowerment, he was cooked, but here we are justifying Pigs empowerment. LOL!

Really? I didn't know

Oasis003:


......we all fuckin know what we are fuckin doing. LOL!

Omo Iya, invest in livestock if you haven't already. The goats my brother kept in the village have turned our backyard into Goatopia now goats littered everywhere

And he's absolutely right, take livestock farming very seriously this year I beg of y'all 🤲😶 whether PIGS or GOATS

liveLongNprospa:
Relocation process completed.

Time to support naija from abroad🙏

The 6ix!!!! 👊👊 congrats chief

diggz:
I say no be ball oooo

semid4lyfe:
So guys from here were regulars in the Ashewo Beer Parlour thread back then?

Hmm, I followed the thread for a while but never posted in it.

Normally Ishi get mouth but that was brutal, damn!

Card carrying members sef

raumdeuter:
By 2027 January na spy360 go paint himself in white chalk as Tinubu 2027 campaign director all over Southeast


Spy Bwala

Spy Okupe

Spy Fani Kayode

Spy Kenneth Okonkwo

Spy Onanuga

On his mandate we shall stand

raumdeuter:
You wey i don submit your CV for campaign manager for APC in 2027

Asiwaju even do birthday you didn't even use his picture for your DP

Youth leader na so you dey do

Make everybody align now before e too late.. on some Daniel Bwala shiiii

sod09:
Pressure pipe dan burst
He finally sight the moon,too many relevant for this man
Nobody send him again he shouldn't have corrected his mistake and see if people will fast tomorrow or not

Nonsense and ingredient

Ibime:
It's still interesting to read even though Fubara penned it. If you read between the lines of this one and Wike version of events, you can build your own picture of what is happening.

True, but he should've tried to make the piece as unbiased as possible like Steve Nwosu used to do, I enjoyed it anyway but those exaggerated insinuations hurt my eyes

Ballzproblem2:
Who go read all that

When he said 'Irate youths broke into the assembly and set it up ablaze out of anger over the planned impeachment' I nearly spilled my guts with laughter

Ibime:
Which defender was this?

Taribo West from all indications

sod09:
I'm sure the miss still haunts yakubu the way ayila put hand for head
But we already had our scapegoat in that aboki sani keita, the way that guy disappeared after the tournament

Oh Sani Keita Chai

akwesenana:
The reaction after the miss still dey haunt me.

I no sure say e haunt anybody reach the werey Yakubu e chop curses tire sef that time wey dem come UJ Esuene

sod09:
Looking back at the tournament we can reach Semi final because other countries were also shit
Even Argentina didn't qualify for R16

Truly almost everyone bar Brazil didn't play well na ☪ Turkey sef shock the world

raumdeuter:
That first game was not Shorunmus fault. the 2nd game too, I cant really fault him for the goals


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQAVUIAG6M8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9cCefvcVQQ

Llunjberg and Larsson use our defence eye see potty that day Chai!! See Larsson dancing

raumdeuter:
Yeah I don watch am na Taribo suppose mark Batistuta but that goal na wetin dem dey call pressure burst pipe. Dem don dey press us all game

Something wey even on the Radio BBC Hausa as Sodiq talk, you could hear the pressure omo that WC pain me, although e no pain me reach the one wey Yakibobo miss open goal sha

sod09:
In the interview, onigbinde said we would have qualified if enyeama had started the first 2 matches

We'll never know now would we? Thar 2002 WC sha