₦airaland Forum

A40:
These guys will fvck with the wrong one one day oh. People don kpai for less.

It's one thing to blow a nigga's dough and another to still be stuntin on the gram

True, but it's a dog eat dog world and life na one man one akara, survival of the fittest ensures that mugu must fall and guyman must chop

D00msDay:
See as Olosho dey ridicle u.

Azzzin ehn? See rubbish

GloriousGbola:
When you see a DP that is full of ostentation, your spider sense should be tingling at full blast

This dp does not say consentious forex trader. It says successful fraudster.

Well to be fair to them, majority of the Twitter traders and Twitter punters live an ostentatious lifestyle. I mean if Ekitipikin no flaunt him BMW or his latest Benz, how can you be motivated? If Kenechukwu no post receipts of the $5,000 dollars he sent to his babe for breakfast, how can he motivate you? The truth is the guy who gave him $15k to trade should've been aware of the risks associated with trading. I hear say the werey even ask am to give am 'just $2k' from him own winning which he posted after he blew the 15k, and Kene refused na wetin pain the baba gan gan $15k dolls omooo

BlueRayDick:
Matters Arising at Ambrose Ali University Ekpoma:

The school earlier issued directives prohibiting excessive celebration of final exams involving car display, spraying of money, shouting and hooting within ghe campus. Apparently some students violated this directive and the school management in its "almighty wisdom" thinks the best punishment is for them to cancel all papers written on the final day of the exams .

My personal opinion on the matter : The only reason this nonsense injustice will stand is if student unionism has died in public universities in Nigeria . Under any guise , there’s no justification whatsoever for any student to be made to rewrite an exam he or she didn’t fail nor was caught engaging in exam malpractice .

If the student union of this school knows their onions, they should stage a massive protest that will shake the whole state , shut down every academic and non academic activities within the school premises indefinitely and force the school management to come down from the high horse they are seated on.

In fact , they should occupy the school indefinitely such that even if armed policemen and soldiers are deployed to the school premises they will be unable to curtail the students who will insist the school management goes on radio to announce reversal of this callous and useless memo. The school senate/management should not even be allowed to seat and deliberate on the matter within the school premises .

This is absolute rubbish. I hope they rise to the occasion, make dem cancel their papers for what exactly? What nonsense is that?

A40:
People are losing more with forex and crypto sha tbh

https://x.com/forexblog9ja/status/1884127271050702949?s=19

There's this Kene chap on Twitter. Said to have blew through someone's $15k.

He posted his own wins after blowing the other guy's 15k dolls then also posted a new whip for his babe. Na the things wey make the other guy run mad

BlueRayDick:
😂😂

When I was saying it the other day that sports netting is a tale of woes and gnashing of teeth, that guy dey talk say I dey closed minded.

The guy no know wetin I Don see in this betting of a thing.

If u no Sabi cuss, na betting go teach u how to dey cuss for millionaires and billionaire sports men

At times u go just dey ur room alone dey soliloquize like " Ah! Shey bastard man city no fit score 2 goals?..... Ah Guardiola! Sheikh will sack u in Jesus name "! 😂😂😂

It is only online most people claim they are not addicted, but offline a lot of people are battling addiction seriously and cussing bookies, players and coaches daily out of frustration and addiction.

Swears! You go swear for them tire

AbokiWam:
Tennis own, they no de talk that one
Na devil bring that sport, it has emotions and mood swings like a Nigerian girl.

Your pick fit de lead 5 - 0 make e still loose the set 5 - 7.

Abi na the day one Czech guy ranked outside 100, beat Roger Federer in straight sets.
They gave Roger 1.02 odds that day, We picked Roger to win in straight sets na so they flog am in straight sets ..Nobody believe that day.

Women for tennis de play theirs based on their mood for the day.

Tennis don show me shege.
I de quite sure say na me swear for Alexander Zverev,
That idiot made me loose 60k, march 2022, They give this mumu 1.14 odd, he go allow oponent wey no reach am anywhere beat am like thief.

For the remainder of that year, before I sleep and when i wake up I de recite 'E no go better for Zverev" 5 times

The weyrey idiot wan come win grandslam, after e don tire for match fixing

wetin be this abeg

AbokiWam:
The odds are heavily stacked against you, thereby heightening your greed.
There was a time one option was exploited here on nairaland by a certain guy who won hundreds of thousands from it, he brought the option on here

A guy called innobets used it on champions league night to cash out 44 million naira, he invested 17k. Other thread members won also but not large amounts.
Bet9ja blocked the betting option that very night.

Lets take for instance arsenal plays a minimum of 7 corners every game
If the betting company were to give you a betting option.
The least option they would give to you to choose would be 9 corners.
If they give you 7 corners option the odds would be very useless as even 1.03
Prompting you to either stake high or accumulate games.
And the funniest thing is even that 7 corners may not go in

Simple question I asked my friend, "someone takes away every loophole or any avenue for you to win money, but still calls you to put money on the riskiest of events and you feel they have your best interest at heart."?

Bayern could be playing dortmund today and the odds be as useless as 1.17
Even when dortmund have significant chances of causing an upset.
Thus prompting you to stake very high, with a risk of loosing or accumulating games to further lessen your chances of winning

Even if you stake 100k and win youd be only getting 17k profit which the next loss would erode.
You would have to win 7 times to be at profit in case of loss which is highly impossible.

The day ipswich beat tottenham at white hart lane, you wouldnt want to imagine how much someone lost.
Imagine putting 1m thinking you can get sharp 300k because Tottenham are In-form

Bros in 2020 during lockdown, me and my guys discovered something on Betwinner/1xbet E sports... On the Fifa penalty option, player 2 as in the 2nd kicker dey always miss, na so the thing turn money doubling venture, just play am go sleep and see your money tomorrow. We made thousands of naira, before those fucķing Russians hold our epon, all of a sudden player no dey miss again and na the day wey boys don load better money to play am na so Sadio Mane for Liverpool Waka, take him deep breath, everybody dey wait make e balloon am as usual, na so Mane take 3 steps backwards, Waka slow slow, come lob keeper. I had a mini stroke that day... meanwhile Novak Djokovic lost in straight sets in a game posted by... you guessed it Mr. Banks, though the thing no be him fault e shock everybody, bros I never sick the way I sick that day till my dying day I no fit forget that Tennis commentary 'the unthinkable has happened before our very eyes, this was not meant to happen, this could not happen, but this is happening!!! Djokovic loses in straight sets'

Theflint1:
That my talk na just hypotheticals and for argument sake, done enough of the analysis thing in my brief stint betting to know nothing's ever guaranteed...in fact the time I used to spend analyzing games was the first thing that weaned me off betting as soon as I started making decent money.

My brother, it's an energy sapping venture with little reward. I can understand the frustration of some, when people are desperate for money to solve their problems, get rich quick schemes seem to be the only way out.

BlueRayDick:
From the Onset I told him to let me handle it, let's put call and arrange 3 to 4 soldiers from barrack let them run enter him. E go pass person wey die yahoo money for aza. His family members who don't know of his gambling addiction sef will crowdfund for him if hand meet him.

But my friend is a preacher of love and a gentleman to the core. He said the guy even claims sum church funds in his hand was also lost along with his own money, so he didn't want to cast him lest church start demanding for their funds from the guy too

My friend was willing to play the waiting game and like u rightly said he was lucky. I was surprised the guy managed to raise that N1.5m sef as at December when I asked him for update.

There's a reason why I laugh anytime I see people glamorize gambling over here . I have a gut feeling that most people who do have not seen what gambling addiction has done to people before.

I said it!!! my brother who no know go know Flint say of you use 100 naira on 15 games a day at 1,500 then play for 30 days at 45,000 then using the almighty onitete formula, you should be in profit if you win Mr. Banks game of 1,400 odds which will give you 140,000. An excellent analysis on paper 📄 until you try to put in practical terms

GloriousGbola:
more likely that guy has had multiple gambling related issues and they are covering it for him. cannot be the first time.

gambling and drug addiction are monkeys you don’t want on your back

pussy also

Scusi?

BlueRayDick:
No lies!

A friend of mine fell victim. He helped a vendor to his company process a PO that resulted in that vendor making a supply worth hundreds of millions in naira. So the vendor asked for his account details so he show his appreciation.

Because my friend is someone who isn't sued to all this gratification system and was this might contravene company's policy, he was skeptical to send his personal account details. So, he sent the account details of a friend of his who happens to be a church member. He told this church member he will receive something in his account from the vendor; once he does, he should let him know.

The vendor later informed my guy that he has deposited something in the account my guy provided and sent him evidence of payment. When my guy saw the EOP, na N3m the man send am as "Thank You" gift. Na so my guy called his church member to confirm receipt of funds, and the church guy promised to confirm receipt and revert.

The church member didn't confirm until next day when he called my friend with an unknown number and claimed his phone has been stolen. It was that moment my friend now told me about the whole situation. Right there I told my guy that the weyrey church member don use ur money play sports betting and most likely lost it but is cooking up story for u.

My friend didn't believe me and said the guy is one of their church workers, so he doesn't think he plays sports betting . Long and short, after some time the church guy now repackaged the story. He said his phone was stolen quite all right; then he decided to use my friend's N3m and some cash he had in his account to "explore a quick money doubling business opportunity" which ended up blowing up in his face. So, he sha lost the N3m and that he should give him time to repay. It was that time my friend now agreed that indeed the guy played Sports betting with the money and was too ashamed to admit it as I earlier suggested.

This happened in October 2024, as at December 2024 when I asked my friend for update on the matter, he said the guy has repaid N1.5m out of the N3m . Whether the guy has paid down now, I don't know sha.

Your friend is very lucky, at least he's gotten some of the funds back, and I'm sure it's because of the stigma from church or 'what will people say'

monerozi5590:
Please bring Wizkid recent post about Davido and show us where Davido replied him.

Read what I wrote again and read it slowly this time

Sportsweb:
Davido never replied

Read what I wrote again

Sportsweb:
let's see if he will get any scandal this year. There has been some changes. Since his marriage he de stay out of trouble.

Wizkid tried everything he could to get him exchange words on Twitter like they did one year ago, but Davido ignored

this year it was Burna boy, he still ignored them Burna boy switched to Cubana Chief Priest

Person reply person you say na 'tried everything to get him to exchange words' a nigga threw stones and ran away and when he got his well deserved reply you wan talk another thing. Wizzy Eleniyan no be their mate normally and to be fair that Short man has tried to stay away from him and Burna's useless Axe 🪓 beef. As for Burna, na only God know wetin dey worry am with Davido, and their useless cult

Wizkid!! Nigerian entertainment industry! Gbogbo wa lo'n ki e oooo Biggest Bird!!!🦅

semid4lyfe:
I just don't understand Annie.

You and 2baba get issues.

Your mental health is fragile.

Small thing you don post emotional outburst on social media.

Yet you still carry your two left legs go reality show, dey form pity party and shed tears..

If she know say she no fit sojinu like Chioma, why she carry head enter?

2Baba na community prick, and hin no hide am from day one.

You don traumatize me

iamoyindamola:
I swear he has liquidate tee billz asset Jare 😂

BlueRayDick:
Aswear. It just looks as if Pero and Annie are co-wives. Like a partnership business where u have the active and dormant partner; Annie being the active partner and Pero being the dormant partner.

Baba dey take US trips go lash Pero wetin no good, meanwhile Annie dey sniff cocaine for naija this life e no get how you go advise person reach, if you're not the strong type you can't survive such persons. Na their type dey threaten to kill themselves if you leave them

iamoyindamola:
🤣🤣🤣
He's always groping them on stage
Baba werey

When woman use by herself come defend man against sexual harassment, wetin you wan make we talk again. She go kuku ask whether yansh wey he press dey pain you or how e take concern you na so the werey grab Tee Billz asset for Fever video that year. Short man devil

BlueRayDick:
You don see Pero pictures before?

There's no how any man will have a woman like Pero as baby mama and the wife at home will not have mental breakdown every time o.

Pero set normally(Na big fish she be) and when u now factor in Okafor's law, u will know that there's no way Pero will have just one child for 2face who really like woman well well.

Omo Adeniyi, that woman set wella and her dad is fuckin rich, walahi I was surprised when he married Annie instead of Pero. Na why I like Sumbo that one just marry Adeoye shut down no send anybody

iamoyindamola:
That midget will always carry anything bigger than him

Biggest bird!!!! 🦅

BlueRayDick:
Aswear!

U go see person wey dem born year 2003 dey rewrite something wey u witness by urself, to the extent that u go come dey doubt wetin u experience

BlueRayDick:
I agree with u that this divorce may be the best thing to happen to both parties, it may just be a breath of fresh air they both need to figure what they actually want.

In my personal opinion, I think their marriage should not have happened; their marriage and years of sticking together seem like one which was done to please the public rather than please themselves. Both parties seem to want different things as far as marital life and couple goals is concerned. 2face has never hidden the fact that he's not one to keep the "sanctity of wedding vows" and will always wander off over and over again. Annie on the hand has always shown the trait of what we Yorubas used to call "Ruth abokoku" (An obsessive wife who would rather die than leave her man or share him with others). She literally built her world around him and somehow hope he would change and be that man she desires him to be.

To me, it seems the fear of not wanting to disappoint their fans and lose the status of celebrity couple in the entertainment industry was more of what was keeping their marriage going instead of their own respective desire to be together. I may be wrong, but it seems the spate of different celebrities' marriage ending in recent times( Ay Comedian, Basketmouth and one half of Psquare) may have emboldened 2face to call it quits finally. I know just like every marriage, theirs too definitely has its own share of problems and both parties definitely have the pains they bear just to put a facade for the "online inlaws" . I believe this their divorce might just be the best for them and hope both parties will find comfort in the lovely children they had while the marriage lasted.

One thing I just detest is how a whole lot of Gen Zs are trying to rewrite history right before our eyes. They've been going on and bout claiming 2face used Annie. They claim at some point Annie was more popular than 2face and she had to sacrifice her acting career just to build with him. I'm still scratching my head to find when exactly that happened because if my memory serves me right, there was no such time when Annie was ever bigger than 2face. Like 2face has been a star for over 25 years and still counting. I don't even know any blackbuster movie acted even at the "height" of her acting career. I fear who no fear Gen Zs with the way they just keep pushing narratives that never happened. That was how one said Abike Dabiri only came to limelight in 2014 during the campaign for Buhari and all.

Bros if you follow Gen Z you go yamtu I swear they always have gba takes

larride:
Okay boss. Join him starting from tomorrow. Give us feedback in a month time.

larride:
You know he dropped 11 betting codes together and this one came out of it. How many from the street get money to stake 11 codes at once?

We won't hear this part

Amigoss:
My people say Agenda na orphan,adopt the wan you fit raise

No truer words have been spoken

Agenda to the right, agenda to the left

Ibime:
She doesn't have good wordplay to resort to that low hanging fruit. If Gary Lineker was there, he would have finished them with wordplay. Gary can pull any wordplay out of his hat. You would be hearing things like 'the success of Brest isn't measured with cups", "Barcelona couldn't milk the opportunities Brest presented", "Brest are strapped in for a difficult game". "Red card led to Brest reduction".

There was one World Cup match Argentina flogged Serbia and Montenegro, and Linker and Wright were just coming up with wordplays about how S&M got a good whipping, I nearly fell off my chair

Yeah Links na baba, I enjoy his 'the rest is football' podcast, he's beginning to rub off on Alan Shearer sef, that one don turn savage too

User09:
Funny enough, I actually thought Jamie was quite hilarious and more quick witted in relation to the whole Brest commentary.

Think it's just a matter of perspective

Kate herself went too far by saying 'would they come a bit quicker for brest tonight' and even Jamie sef had to caution her. but it's all fun

Shegzdave:
The thing just get as e be
Cold that you must always wear hoodie, even the cold no master the indigene

Thank God for journey mercies, now do me and all outsiders proud. Move in cloak and dagger and embark on an extensive North Central mentorship program. May the force be with you and remember, hot water and hot tea pale in comparison to mentorship when it comes to cold