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ggrin:
na yam


Lanicky u be yam

ggrin:

Bloody she goat

lanicky:
KingTom!! Come nd write nursery rhyme for ggrin oooo!

Ewure! shey na you say I no romantic

ruggedboy01:
the erosion is being controlled....... Now get lost

Controlled by who

prettythicksme:
remove jack name now bf i change my face

Na him be our Presido sef

2dice:
oohya pass me the weed
pass me the shisha
to ba je skuki ni mo'n fa kisa
cc kingtom
stephenqueen
alberto2k
orijin101
lordhugo
Jacksparrow1207
Kush Association of Nairaland
This verse is for all of you

As the weed gets into my head, I feel so cold it's like I'm dead. I'm so high mehn I pee in the sky, The smoke just dey mess up my vision, E be like say this one na suicide mission

alberto2k:
my first time experience was hell

i juss dey see orisirisi... as i take amu finish instead of make i sleep, i con say mak i watch tv small... na so i our LCD turn black nd white...
i con tune to Channel Tv na news dem dey show, i no fit read headlines but i just see jonathan addressing the nation wearing pant
i say make i close eye sleep bt d sleep no gree come... my eye con open, bright like star shine shine bobo
my...

by luck i sleep small, then i con dey dream rubbish dream say d world don turn to cartoon... for example kingtom be mickey mouse and ggrin be minnie mouse

orijin101 get 3eyes and stephenqueen get 4 fingers, 2dice con get tail and chimerase2 ear con long like Dstv satellite dish, fabdedon con ger mouth way reach him ear and all of dem dey eye prettythicksme

i con wake.... one wicked hungry dey catch son of man, i go kitchen go chaw rice way remain 4 pot, bt b4 i reach kitchen ehn... i hit like 13obstacles b4 i con vex crawl enter kitchen like toddler...

after dat i sleep for almost 12hrs... i juss thank God say dat faithful day my momcee travel since so nobody notice...

i wake up sunday morning, i say make i go church bt my body no gree nd it was best for me, make i no come go stroll go pulpit go slap Rev father for sprinkling holy water..

dont mind the characters i added to the story... that experience is as real as shiii

Laugh wan kill me o

2dice:
maybe yu were f.uckin with d wrong kingtom

A replicate

ggrin:
how u do am

Constant pounding from behind

ggrin:
ewure!!!!

Ketekete

ggrin:
never

I dey press your breast like Eba, dey pull your pant like say I wan start Gen, Ain't nobody got time for Romance baby!

Trypa:
Lolzzzzz ur dancing step is making bad sense mi dey feel u

No mind kingtom n his bad mouth

Nneka123:
Good thing you know, because you're so fugly

Ok Thank you

prettythicksme:
hahahahaha lialai,ask kingtom wetin i do him yesterday

Wetin you do me, abi wetin I do you?

Orijin101:
weldone

stephenqueen
kingtom
valmunich
2dice
alberto2k
chimerase2

i don show oooo. . .

Kai! La illah Ni neh ni neh Babayaro! Jigi muji

tunnamaniah:
bro, maybe u forgot dat it was 20naira before u bought it for 65naira, try work with percentage increase here not price increase

Percentage or not, I don't even care about fuel price. GEJ outclassed Obj as far as Governance is concerned, but Obj still defeated him because Gej allied himself with wicked failures e.g Bode George, FFK, Koro, Buruji Kashamu and Obj warned him against them he didn't listen, now he Has lost!

baralatie:
in pastor olukoya tone
every evil spirit of yansh addiction disturbing this brother,die. by fire!

Amen!!!!!

prettythicksme:
hope ur tin don come back to life!

E don dey stand since yesterday na, I overworked you sef

lanicky:
Awww! My God!!

Mnot gonna deactivate again....never ever!!
Thanks for the lovely poem! Muuuuaaah!

KingTom can never be soooo romantic...

Relax jor Omo ele, na me teach am those skills

daveP:
puffs!? (narrow eyes) okay me believe you

Believe it or Not

lanicky:
Sha hold ur vaseline

Vaseline ke, na easter be this o, Na Olive oil I hold

lanicky:
Lol......ama deactivate no way.

All this nyash you are throwing... Dia ris God ooo

Ipledge:
cute is a foriegn to me

It's alien to me

lanicky:
No...dat's my twin sis...if i come show u the real front nko...u go faint ni.

Ur yansh still dey do press up where mu own dey. KingTom sef don become blind.

I swear

ggrin:
weyrey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Runs girl

daveP:
( watches from afar as he ushers him in) see welcoming!! Legendary in kind!





no be wetin you dey think. Hmm it is "pills" i meant.

It's puffs I meant

Ipledge:
you cute

No you are you are!

immortalvoices:
Leader I should have woo (ed) her in the wooing competition

But no be nyash be the reason na

I am a good boy

Ok

ggrin:
dance kwa



********My mumuness alert**********


I am a Runsssssssssssssssssssss girl help

ruggedboy01:
This ediot should shut up.......
SE have been surviving and developing without fg......
Pocket ur stup!d senate president, focus on ur re-election cus 11th April is close by

How is the erosion?

immortalvoices:
De-whaaaaaat don't you dare touch tha "" button

ggrin is....well just been ggrin
DaveP....what's you to remain holy (his motive tho)
Kingtom....hmmm he is my boss we wud discuss dat when we resume classes for "school of hardknock"

And me......if you de-activate I will do so too because

Without you there is no me
Your are my pearl
The finest among ornament
Our friendship is permanent

You positive aura spread like dew
I am always touched by you
You bring hope to me
Chimerase2 and co please flee

Lanicky you look so stunning
No wonder ggrin became green
My heart skips and my eyes keep turning
You profile picx was the reason for this trick

So please don't dare de-activate
Because you are here to articulate
leave them mother fvckers in the past
Because your knowledge seems so vast

So princess will you de-activate?!?
You know I will never tolerate!

Baba you have learned the of the power of nyash. You have finally graduated