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missclasssy:
*******GBAGAUN*********

"Your type is rare" not "your types are rare"

Courtesy,
Kingtom's school of Gbagaun obliteration and eradication

My sexy Assistant

jacksparrow1207:

alberto2k:
Ish.ilove con harsh pass..

make i no talk again b4 dem ban me till next Olympics

alberto2k:
u juss make me remember pasqal.09
dude ban me for One month, Con see begging... con see as i dey roll my designers for ground dey drag him leg dey beg amu for mercy

But I like that guy o, bow na 3 women dey moderate us, and three of them hmmmmmmm dem harsh o

jacksparrow1207:
Lol. Make she go hustle male SE.x worker na.

Guy abeg shey we don repent, if dem ban these ones now na till 2100 o. I no talk again o

softapple:
it was propounded by APC supporters to deceive us of change, "PDP forever bcaus 2day its meat 4 us thru out.

Sense has finally finished in this one's head!

alberto2k:
loool

i still dey wonder wetiin dem do F.arano, she juss dey ban innocent pple

Nothing do her jare, at least na only 24hours ban she dey give, what of the other one wey dey knack us 10 years ban anyhow. Farano is the best mod here so far as I'm concerned

jacksparrow1207:
That gal wicked. She dey show men shege. I pity her husband cuz she go dey bully her husband ehn
That 2025 too long na. Even if na rape I commit, she suppose mercy me na

Dem dey starve am of dick na, na wetin dey cause all this crankiness

intercom:
please help, do any one hav this experience.

My girlfriend always [size=28pt]slum[/size] or faint each time we are together. She has told me she never had sex before, but the way she use to [size=28pt]screen[/size] for sex each time we are together makes me doubt her.

we hav not had sex, but we usually hav a good romantic play [size=28pt]as lover[/size], she use to show that she really need sex through her actions and [size=28pt]screen[/size] for my touch, but I don't want to do it now, reaching a particular time, she will fall on the bed or she will sleep like a lifeless body.

on waking up, at first I was afraid, I asked her wat happened she said this is how she normally feel when she feels a touch of the one she loves. I said ok lets go and see a doctor, she say it is a natural thing and that she will learn how to control it. [size=28pt]I kept quite[/size]

Another day it happened again, and [size=28pt]she fail on my arm[/size] and it took her like 10mins to become her self, I started fanning her and was like oh God let today just pass make she go I no want person pikin com die for my house.

when she woke up I asked her again, with this how do we cope when married? I am really disturbed, this is a person am getting married to. is this a medical or a psychological problem or a spiritual problem. Pls any one with experience help me

Missclasssy ooooooo! let us observe one minute silence for English!.

GBAGAUN upon GBAGAUN upon Heavy GBAGAUN!!!!!!
Haba bros! Haba!

*********Corrections***********
1) Slumps, no be slum(abi your babe na ghetto or dirty environment)?

2) Scream, no be screen abi your babe na Ebola detector? Or she be Iphone6?

3) As lovers, no be as lover abi na you dey fück yourself ?

4) Screen again, abeg see number 2 for corrections.

5) Kept quiet, no be kept quite, this one is understandable, it may have been a typo

6) She fell on my arm, no be fail on my arm abeg, abi your arm na exam?

Dr. Tom's school of Gbagaun Obliteration

jacksparrow1207:
Hahahaha. Lol. That one don go 'journey of no return o'. 2025 no be beans na
The gal bn show me pepper sotey I use am mk pepper soup . But I don dey calm now. I no dey too make noise and I'm loving it
Mornin sir

Baba e mean say dem go release us the same day na. I dey serve 2025 too o

alberto2k:
make we smuggle this one give amu

Baba you wicked o, of dem drink this one dem go do like Orubebe o you go hear them " We cannot take it, no we will not take it, Fara.no is biased we will not take it"


Farano here go Jega them "Mr. Orijin101 and Mr. Stephenqueen you are former Ministers of the weed republic, and you are statesmen in your own right, you should watch what you say"

wristwatch:
Bros bros. Hapi gud friday oo. No chop meat 2day. U hear?

No no meat today, strictly on fish things

lanicky:
Heheheeehee.....I can see u can't just get over him

Wait a minute!! did I hear u say side piece!?! ...ekwa!! Ayebaje!

Lol...gudmorning.

Aje!

softysparky:
Hiaaan.....see ggrin oooooooo.......

Are you saying that kingtom and Agapecharis are ugly?

Okay, at least you agree with me they are still young blood and of course you know that love is blind.

I don't do old men if not I would've manage francizy your friend

Yes that is what he is saying. But we are supercharged bulls o! All night till you can't feel your legs

daveP:
KingTom-Klint da drunk/ shrine attendant

Kizmarty:
Kingtom : area boy (tompolo/asari dokunbor)

**disappears**

Why evils?

khiaa:
Hello Lanicky.
You're going to be ok.
Kingtom you better leave her alone and start focusing on being a better sidepiece, you have to make yourself perfect in MY eyes if you expect to continue to be my piece on the side.
Concentrate on pleasing ME then you will not have time for a spirit wife or anybody else.
@topic.... I don't believe in reincarnation.

Yes ma! Pleasing you? Ah that one can be arranged, so are we talking dildos or tongue action?

DeKasablanca:
LOL. She 'always unconscious and passes on'? Where is KingTom when u need him?

I am here.

DeKasablanca:
KingTom: English teacher. Definitely

ayyyyo:
them don give you Nobel prize sef

Dem never give me o, na Tomorrow

bamite:
Lol.. Which among the two are u? U both look funny, especially d one with the blue abi na green cloth.

Dechandel? You no see? Na that one wey wear black, that possessed looking individual, See her small witchy eyes

lefulefu:

Oga how far? you get N40 there make I just buy bic shaving stick na

alberto2k:
me and kingtom dey supply am through fence

Na the way

missclasssy:
Kingtom, please fvck this girl back to her senses

vizkiz:
kingtom, have you knack this girl this night? Abeg she needs servicing

Shey una dey plan for me to Gonorrhea and Syphilis abi? God forbid!

missclasssy:
kingtom

Abeg na you go handle that one o, I don't have the strength for rabid dogs

ggrin:
I like ur ukpa

chimerase2:
no na farano be prison guard she dey in charge der

jacksparrow1207:
na una plan ban for dem abi?
I miss stephenqueen tho

Oga na dem dem na, those guys be ban magnet, dem dey attract ban just like how you bin dey before. How far when dem go release GoodJackgonebad?

chimerase2:
hope say dat cell light dey amu and dos bed bugs wa fool der dey dn disinfect dem?

For where? Now sef headifunanya don dey add manual labour join for their sentence

alberto2k:
ask kingtom or chimerase2 na , na dem prison guards

Baba dem go soon release dem o, chai see as stephenqueen dey cry inside prison because e never see weed for long! Orijin101 own bad pass sef, e get hard labour join for hin sentence, now e dey outside dey cut grass. Chai see amu o e wan try to smoke the grass! Alberto2k baba abeg make you smuggle small weed give these children

luxanne:
Oh well, that went easy

How's you jare? And your ministry

Ministry dey move well jare, how are you?

missclasssy:
Kingtom, is this another GBAGAUN?

No this one is clean

ggrin:
awon elewon

Oloriburuku ni e