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Romance › Re: What Is The Best Reply To A Girl That Tells You You're Cute? by KingTom(m): 2:18pm On Apr 03, 2015

This thread does not concern the likes of me grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by KingTom(m): 1:57pm On Apr 03, 2015

lanicky:
U're selfless....oopz! I mean selfish

God is that what you have been hiding since? Why didn't you show me na, I for leave Buhari grin

Romance › Re: Is Dis Real:my Lady Always Unconcious/passes On Each Time We Hav A Romantic Play by KingTom(m): 1:54pm On Apr 03, 2015

DeKasablanca:
Aye aye captain

Yes sailor, now go and hunt these vermin down, do not stop till we rid this forum of Gbagauns, so help us God! grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by KingTom(m): 1:53pm On Apr 03, 2015

daveP:
hmm(to kingtom) has she taken the p**** this morning. Seems its the reason why she's scattering the delectable dinning decors

It's true o! shocked

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by KingTom(m): 1:52pm On Apr 03, 2015

lanicky:
Liar!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by KingTom(m): 1:52pm On Apr 03, 2015

lanicky:
Woaaaaaaaaa! Where av u been.

Well...so many peeps thinks I'm not upto 20 cos of my baby face....dats why I uploaded a new pics tday...but ggrin called me a sister nd daveP called me a nun while KingTom keeps making fun of me....I've decided to deactivate my account.

Deactivate ke? And deprive me of that succulent nyash? God forbid!!!
grin

Politics › Re: How Jonathan Defeated Obasanjo by KingTom(m): 1:49pm On Apr 03, 2015

bong4:
Whether you like it or yes.... Jonathan achieved more as a president than obasanjo. It is not about how long you spend in a place, it is the impact you make. I pray the incoming president will do much better than Jonathan after two years. Seriously waiting for his ministerial list.

I did not say Obasanjo performed better, just that I bought fuel for N65 in 2006 and for N110 in 2015, but as for other sectors, Jonathan performed much better than Obasanjo. Now to the subject at hand, People are talking out of ignorance. I am an Ogun man just like OBJ and if you see the way we abuse the man, you would hate him, but when I was in Ethiopia for a seminar on Abortions, the African doctors there spoke in reference to how Obasanjo willingly handed power to civilians in 1979. So wait till Jonah boy is asked to head U.N delegations to monitor elections and play important roles, like Obj before saying he has defeated him. For now, Obj is laughing at GEJ because he warned him of the company he kept in his "Before it is too late letter" and GEJ ignored him. Now his fayose, FFK and co have deserted, he strolls alone in the gardens of aso rock wondering where it all went wrong.

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Romance › Re: My Sperm Has A Taste Of Sugar, Is It Normal? by KingTom(m): 1:36pm On Apr 03, 2015

falconey:
LWKM your crime pass my own.

Your ban will be till 2096!!

Baba when Egbon Sheun catch you ehn! Dem go just deactivate your account grin

Romance › Re: My Sperm Has A Taste Of Sugar, Is It Normal? by KingTom(m): 1:34pm On Apr 03, 2015

ggrin:

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by KingTom(m): 1:31pm On Apr 03, 2015

lanicky:
Okay....as in cutlery right?

Yes!

Politics › Re: How Jonathan Defeated Obasanjo by KingTom(m): 1:27pm On Apr 03, 2015

When Obasanjo became the first African Military Head of state to willingly hand over power to Civilians na so dem Praise am too o, soon the novelty of GEJ's concession will be forgotten. And as for Jonathan defeating Obasanjo? Bros where are you from? Jonathan threw Obasanjo away and pitched his tenth with Thief. Buruji Kashamu, Fayose et al, now who is laughing, the man packing back to the creeks or the Man who has been in his farm for the past 8 years?

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Romance › Re: My Sperm Has A Taste Of Sugar, Is It Normal? by KingTom(m): 1:19pm On Apr 03, 2015

DarkAngel86:
Now I need a cold shower

Take a warm bath instead grin

Romance › Re: My Sperm Has A Taste Of Sugar, Is It Normal? by KingTom(m): 1:18pm On Apr 03, 2015

falconey:
and this ex-convict never receive ban?

And this share hacking thief never receive ban?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by KingTom(m): 1:18pm On Apr 03, 2015

lanicky:
What's fück? Sinner!

It's German for Fork? Bad girl grin

Romance › Re: My Sperm Has A Taste Of Sugar, Is It Normal? by KingTom(m): 1:17pm On Apr 03, 2015

rokiatu:
But I can only see Trey Songz in my dream

I'm wearing a mask grin

Romance › Re: My Sperm Has A Taste Of Sugar, Is It Normal? by KingTom(m): 1:11pm On Apr 03, 2015

rokiatu:
You are even dancing and singing in your dream as well?

I am in your dream, not mine. grin

Celebrities › Re: How Police Burnt 3.3 Tonnes Of Weed And Got An Entire Neighbourhood High by KingTom(m): 1:09pm On Apr 03, 2015

stephenqueen:

9:55 no far again na grin

Celebrities › Re: How Police Burnt 3.3 Tonnes Of Weed And Got An Entire Neighbourhood High by KingTom(m): 1:09pm On Apr 03, 2015

2dice:
you dey fucskup
dem don dey sell mini-service ask the nearest abo.kingtom

Romance › Re: My Sperm Has A Taste Of Sugar, Is It Normal? by KingTom(m): 1:08pm On Apr 03, 2015

rokiatu:
Comedian.

I'm bringing sexy back, dem Motherfückers don't know how to act....
Let me see what you're twerking with, God look at those hips grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by KingTom(m): 1:06pm On Apr 03, 2015

lanicky:
Why u dey laugh like person wey dey expect..something

Weyrey you don fück finish? grin

Romance › Re: My Sperm Has A Taste Of Sugar, Is It Normal? by KingTom(m): 1:01pm On Apr 03, 2015

rokiatu:
you dey dream oooh. Please don't cu..m its a trap. WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!

***In Katie Perry's voice***
I'm wide awake! grin

Celebrities › Re: How Police Burnt 3.3 Tonnes Of Weed And Got An Entire Neighbourhood High by KingTom(m): 12:59pm On Apr 03, 2015

Orijin101:
see as i jez dey look all of una. . .

Me wey be say i travel go one area wey be say their network na -70 the network for here bad pass Maheeda. . . As i dey quote this post now, i dey ontop one Airtel MASS. . .

I go dey reply una later

cc: kingtom
stephenqueen
alberto2k
fulaboy
valmunich
2dice

orijin101

Baba no fall from mast o, you dey 1000 feet above ground and you still dey high weed and Orijin? Baba abeg make your mama no cry grin

Celebrities › Re: How Police Burnt 3.3 Tonnes Of Weed And Got An Entire Neighbourhood High by KingTom(m): 12:57pm On Apr 03, 2015

stephenqueen:
Make I no see u again when ah cum back from prision cuz na kill I go kill u

Chai how many hours remain sef? grin

Romance › Re: My Sperm Has A Taste Of Sugar, Is It Normal? by KingTom(m): 12:56pm On Apr 03, 2015

rokiatu:
with tears? Nigga you need to learn the act of love making. That ain't making love. That's a fu..cking turn off.

Let me define making love to you!
*** grin

****

Dim lights, Elton John's Sacrifice playing in the background. Baby oil rubbed all over your body, every single inch of it wink

. Going down low on your soft core, working tirelessly at that center of gravity, I'm a Gynecologist I know exactly where it is. Oh and when The Penetration occurs? Baby you're gonna be in heaven grin

. I'll take it slow and steady working every inch of THE BLACK MAMBA into you, then I get faster and harder until you soak yourself with cum!

grin

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Celebrities › Re: How Police Burnt 3.3 Tonnes Of Weed And Got An Entire Neighbourhood High by KingTom(m): 12:50pm On Apr 03, 2015

stephenqueen:
your papa

Heeediot!!! grin

Celebrities › Re: How Police Burnt 3.3 Tonnes Of Weed And Got An Entire Neighbourhood High by KingTom(m): 12:49pm On Apr 03, 2015

alberto2k:
Baba see as him don thin like russian cigar

Evil!

Celebrities › Re: How Police Burnt 3.3 Tonnes Of Weed And Got An Entire Neighbourhood High by KingTom(m): 12:48pm On Apr 03, 2015

stephenqueen:
Na warder mufu give amu break,dat warder na sure man

Na wa o, prison don sweet now o grin

Romance › Re: 9 Reasons Why It’s Good To Date A Man With A Beard by KingTom(m): 12:47pm On Apr 03, 2015

bamite:
ok na.. Notin do u

Yeah

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by KingTom(m): 12:46pm On Apr 03, 2015

lanicky:
Faints!

Faints again!

Faints repeatedly...

Fainting continues....non stop!

Tear race commot from thread.....wicked soul.

U won destroy holy brother like dat.....wickedness of the highest other.

Celebrities › Re: How Police Burnt 3.3 Tonnes Of Weed And Got An Entire Neighbourhood High by KingTom(m): 12:40pm On Apr 03, 2015

alberto2k:
and in sweet drunk memory of Orijin101

blaze!

Boss dem don release Orijin101 o grin

Celebrities › Re: How Police Burnt 3.3 Tonnes Of Weed And Got An Entire Neighbourhood High by KingTom(m): 12:32pm On Apr 03, 2015

alberto2k:
holy judas!
Indo police no dey give pple like us breathing space

Baba see, but I hear say dem no burn all. Omo I dey Indonesian airways now, the Police for Indo say dem go sell am for subsidized price o. Guy we go blaze tire grin

In loving memory of Stephenqueen cry

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