₦airaland Forum

RedBenson:
No wahala boss. I'm a very loyal boi. Holla anytime, anyday but make blesor dey around too o.

RedBenson:
Get on my balls? No wahala in as much as only two of us will be in the room. When are you getting on my balls? Meanwhile, kingtom, dont take this personally o.

blesoh:
alright,tot u 'll pick race.lol

blesoh:
better,but we can be friends right?

customized13:
very patriotic, I love that Yoruba man.

[size=38pt]He's not only an asset to ekiti state but to Nigeria at large[/size].

blesoh:
lol.blame it on ur frnd.

RedBenson:
Hmmmm, so you guys are already here yarning? That's good. Oya, let me know of the outcome. I'm sure it's gonna come out well.

blesoh:
who?y use dat phrase

chachanga:
Don't even go there; parent's made the mistake of their lives sending me to some mission boarding&day school like that.
I became a catapult ninja; can't forget doing the chemistry teacher who could flog an ogbanje back to Apostle Peter's presence. Guy beat me on top say na gal wey I toast wey refuse dey write names of noise-makers. Me and d boys waited for him like a week after, on his way home. Taking strategic positions, in d bushes. The first shot missed him, the second hit him on the thigh, he guessed the general direction of the shots and tried coming after us, not knowing say we don scatter full ground. Like 3shots join am for head region pah-pah, pah! Choi...my guy-man leave dignity, pick race o….come see tearing!

Hmmn, we were bad buh some girls sef "badder"…e get one chick wey sabi do dis kain exhibitionist kinky-type shy.t, na she almost turn us peeping tom finish….she gave us our own first crude strip show. She go know say we dey peep come begin dey slowly-slowly dey softly-softly de soap all those scrumptious parts with delicate extra TLC….omo, come see fighting for better viewing position. Of course, we tried doing our peeping thing @one of the nearby rivers, omo, see halla and relay-race one day like dat when village girl scope my guys come race alarm!

Truancy nko? Number of days school opened - 120; number of days late - 120; hail to my friend, Lanre the Undertaker; the guy sabi over-late and lived so-close to the school.

Being surrounded by some mild forestation, my kalakuta guys (wetin we sabi then sef); we beat like 5 separate bush-paths to the school-farm where we dey hold court dey smoke kush sometimes (me, I nor smoke pass st moritz make my seniors here nor beat me o). 2 out of out bush-paths were lined with shotput-nylons hanging from trees….ewww! If you be senior wey take mistake pursue us go up schoolfarm, we veer off in that direction, we know the route, you don't. Omo, come see the looks on their faces when dey match shy.t or the way they jump around when they run face-first into our "hanging gardens of shy.t".

Broke my record pieces of asbestos ceiling slates. We adamantly refused to play our mock tennis games outside….Nooooo, how the thing wan take sweet. Na inside the class. U can imagine the way our Principal would curse and rant on assembly back then

Forays into organizing outside school parties were very productive…it yielded more than enough experiences in 'touchery' and smooching.

What about the practical jokes, fagging, "obtaining" and practically implicating folks Countless.
'tis a surprise for which am always thankful to God that I made it out of there into Uni
Dunt know how because most of this shy.t happened in my Jss3 -SS2 days. Jss1&2, I was a meek l'iil lamb beating dem down at quizzes and debates before Jss3 when I ran into these boys with the playboy mags and the cigarettes.
Most teachers would looked @me then and thought they saw fallen-angel until I made my papers at 1st seating and got my admission straight-off!
thankGod for little blessings

blesoh:
who is Kingtom,u wanna see my pix?lol

RedBenson:
Yes, i really wanna see your pic and KingTom is a dude "well fit" for u. He's right here in the canaan city. But let's see your pic first.

blesoh:
sorry dude Kingtom isnt mine cos am married

RedBenson:
Married? Come on, dont scare away eligible young men with that word. KingTom is just an absolute match for you.

RedBenson:
Hey, but believe me, this one sure pass.

RedBenson:
The girl wey i quote. Follow her up.

RedBenson:
Make i see your pic.

Meanwhile, kingtom, oya, grab ur wifey here. She's yours!

AfricanApple:
u af begun

Syphax:
Thanks boss

Rajjah:
loooooooool. dis guy sef

MissSlimbody:
mother tongue indeed.
Mother tongue ko, father's teeth ni

waxdude:
Ehen..na now u yarn well...cos I hv watchd d movie nd I dnt see anytyn in it.

AfricanApple:
its in my pocket

MissSlimbody:
Crazy boy

jnrbayano:
Don't blanket your opinion. Be bold, make it. Take responsibility for your actions and inactions.

RIP to the dead.

AfricanApple:
do you mean the bread the op want to toast is stale?

AfricanApple:
first of all, go and buy a toast machine, then we can know what next to do

Syphax:
Broke-ass Niqqaz should stop venting their frustration on him.We Nigerians dey take everything serious.



Oga Basketmouth,I don defend you,anything for your boy?

Unibenstudent:
was it true u crushed her

xynerise:
Yet you had a crush on her

ggrin:
opololobo

lilmax:
and for her mind now she get self esteem