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kambo: what of DealFish? They were once everywhere like nose and body hair!?

deal fish is still existing. They're now

I grow up with ma dad gettin me at d nanny's, placin me in the front seat and drivin to get foodstuffs at the market. He do the meals evn b4 ma mum returns. He also do ds esp wen mom will be takin long to arrive and he's got the spare time.
I grow up to see him rinse or wrigle while mom washes.
I grow up to watch him support in any way necessary. And there's ds habbit of his I imbibed...I take meat from stew and eat wit a nice cold water!!! He does ds most wen he is d one who did d soup, and less wen mom does cos mom tends to grow stern eyes!!! If d soup aint new, he won't touch it so if mom suceeded in guidin d stew till it looses it's hotness; it's safe!!!
Well, ds thread aint for me, am out!!!

If u ask me... Na u I go ask?
The matter wey dey see soo...e tay wey e stand...
No be me go talk am... E heavy for mouth...
it u ask me...if u ask me...
Na u I go askkkkkkkkk!!!!!b

ucgirl: Guy e bi lk say na u be dat oh!go settle d girl abeg.

very funny

No jor

Kk

Hope u are standin on the main road? If yes, pls keep standin

Kai!!!!
I don peme!!

ucgirl: Tell her she is sleepn on bike cos d guy just one flex am so,e wife na e wife ok.He can't abandone his child and the mother of his kid simple.

says who?

achina boy: you should have said,to all men in developed world,because men in naija,90% of them don`t give a dammmmmmmm

talk only for urself dude

Evil dead
Hell raiser
Return of the living dead
The ring
Omen
Extortionist
The guadian

Wot sort of queastion is ds? A gift clb be anyting. Must u be te one to determine wot u'll e given?

berem: Not again this year! family matters like these should be resolved amicably without going public. what kind of show of shame is this? Ojukwu will never be happy with this kind of harassment towards his wife. smh

and do u think the family of ojokwu regards bianca as a family?

tpacalipse: That is why I would rather throw my money in dust bin than to spend it on a woman.

in some way, u're right. But still, u av neva really love anyone. And like I said, make it wise

Wot is the fuckin link for wen u can post evrytn here? U people are not funny at all

guy go find pit bury yaself jor. How many we wan dey read evrydy? Free us na

https://www.nairaland.com/1087193/what-type-fruit

https://www.nairaland.com/1109054/what-type-fruit-pick-fruit

U no dey do research ni. Too many similar topic. Copy and paste, yet no sense!!!

haaaaaa!!! Too long jor!!! I no fit read ds one reach middle self

Yvete: For the record, I'm not single!

lol typical Nigerians and name-calling. You started this so I'll give it right back to you!! SMDH

You're already a dead-man walking! Its obvious that nothing is going on in your life! Village boy!
Your village-minded father didn't allow your village-minded mother to have a mind of her own right? Its easy to know the kind of family you are raised in. If i didn't think that a man is the head of the fam, would I mention leadership skills and sheep-keeper? ... you dumbskull! A boy like you will never listen to your wife. GTFOH!

... because you've got peanuts in your pocket to pay for internet service.

bad wife! Bad wife! Ur mother in law don suffer!! U no av regards for other ppl's parents? ayama...dt's gross!!!

Beync: GOOD MONEY

igbo kwenu!!!!
No worry, wen deperation gets hold of u, u go melow lower ur satndard. Infact, ur ringing tone go solemn.

If na okro soup we munch dt day, no problem, her mouth may still be slippery. But if na vegetable? Chai!! Wetin hapun? She go xplain

U think d girl will keep waiting?
Jheez!! Dt's a whoopin four yrs dude!!! And u expect her not to av anyone else? Of course she's got feelings for u but u're too late.
And hey, dnt let any hypocrite come here and ask why u need to check her phone. If u hadnt, u go still be mumu101 till date.
And u see ur hocospocus of 'lettin a bird fly' na nansense.
Go learn how to toast before a bird comes bk to u pregnant!!!

stpat1: There are plenty around there. I know of one around Fagba in Agege, there is another one at Ogba, They also have one at Maryland, The Pacelli school of the Blind will also appreciate a visit from you. Good intention. Remain blessed.

how u tale knw dt one?

1. Too clumsy. U jes clamped eveytn together. No sapcin in btw poins made.
2. Forget wot u knw. No matter how faithful or careful u are, if there's a muphy's law, then there's gonna be a muphy's law.
lasting relationship is pure luck!!

Sorry, i didnt get to read dt. Can u make a recap for my sake?

Wow!!! Nice thread

Yond cassius has a lean and hungry look, he thinks too much!!
Lean ppl will infest u with unhappiness. I think they're HIV carrier too.

Flashaldrin: bros i still they check am ooo, i still need some textbooks and i need better girl wey go buy me dem on valentine.
Meanwhile i don buy phone casing keep.

LMAO@ phone casing. For wetin na?

Lock ur hole with a code and loose the key. Wen u need it, flash it at the computer village @ ikeja

It's simple. See below for a perfect ex..
If the bitchh is a student...

maga 1: u said we can only go out in the morning, why?
Sharp girl: i told u i got a test by 3pm. Pls undstnd. Kk?

To maga2:
Girlie: i'll be done by 3pm. It will be jes a morning lecture. I cld av skipped but the lecturer might do a test.
Maga2: i undstnd. will be lookin forward!!

^^
Busy network. pls try later