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if u no read this like me say 'nay'

If u read am, say 'aye'

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The nays av it::: 'BANG'!!!

facebook things i hate those stories die!!!
Why u no come add: 'if u no want someone u love to get hit by a lorry, type "amen"'

Girl, no dull urself, go open shop dey sell dolls na. Cool cash. 485 ma hairy butt!

Hey!!!! We got another loose maddy here!!

Sexkillz, bring rope make we tie this OP before he enter market!!!

Wow!! How did i come into a wrong thread?

MissYuzedo: chai poor man yaf suffers in this cuntry. thank gord for my richnex wit my oyoyo

what is this one saying? Fuckin wannabe

oxford: Amaechi was the incumbent chairman in the last NGF election and even with the advantage of being the chairman for 2 years, 16 of his colleague disapproved of his leadership style. does this fact tell you anything?

yes it did.
It means jonathan was able to buy our 16 of them!

It can also mean that 16 of them are shameless-bribe taking-no integrity son of a gun!!!

braine: But some things are reserved for the ladies tho; a grown asss man taking a picture through a mirror is just awkward.

wetin the oversized baboon knw before? If he no pose for satchet milk, na palm oil he go advertise!

Nansense!

Chidera Favour: Just tell me u ar joking, after all dose ur comdemination though ur ar joking sha

u really dnt get it?

Anyhow u want am

lakpa lakpa: Abeg stop yarning dust. What's the grievance they have against him?? That he's from another state.

That's very shameful!!

Even going as far as bringing a coffin to the church...

Abeg shame small for ur people....

coffin ke? LMAO!!!

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Sexkillz. Na u i suspect say u hid ma post o

TechyGuy: I feel sorry for ROCHAS OKOROAHCA!

av u eaten something today?

dozzybaba: Is Apc supposed to appoint muslims as chairmen in states like imo, Anambra,Rivers. If even they wanted to, where will they easily get such people in the east. Abegi the muslims dominate more important positions. It is an Islamic party..hooha!

you see, we, the people of the SW dnt give fucck if a christian or a muslim takes charge!

It has alwys been that, and not your kidnapping riddled minds, of pathetic chest-beating and trouble creating genes can incite anyone in the SW to act to your imaginary 'looming troubles'.

Generally, we push for peace and support anything in motion. We dnt delude ourselves with religious problems and Arrow potential movements!

geeez: This can only mean that Oyo State is more commercial than any of the states people have chosen to compare it to

dude, when the sun is fully up and scorchy, and the solar panels connected to ur brains are in full capacity, u will edit that eroneous statement, and talk sense!!
Infrastructures, yes i agree, but the economical aspect, i only got one thing: it is the worst for small scale enterprise!

Whether u like or not, this country is a great one!!!

Wetin come concern me

Pls, if anybody knws a way to get paid as a praise singer, i will appreciate it. It seems sycophancy is the order of day.

A decent pay is all i need.

Let's see. Allow me access that my gf.


1. Supportive: Checked!

2. Independent :Checked!

3. Beautiful inside and out: Checked! Especially out

4. Confident: Checked!!! But detests the temerity aspect.


5. Respects you: Checked!

You are the leader... This is a misconception, a man is no leader of the home. Get ur facts right. He is the head of the body(woman). That is the woman's head, and not the head(leader) of the woman. Check ur bible.


6. Knows when to speak and keep quiet:

For where? you can't jes keep her shut!!

7. Loyal: Wow::: double checked!!


8. Doesn’t fall in love with your wealth and social status: checked!!!

Do i even have wealth yet? But socio status, i think she did fell for that.

9. Simple: checked!!!

But down to earth: unchecki ni o. Bi asha kamo!!!
But she is tryin now sha. I can only thank God.



10. Gets into your life: double checked!!!!


Overall, judging by my own personality, i dnt think i deserved anyone more perfect!!!

A shout out to u there my lady!!!

drnoel: Now thats a company with forcus

wait until ur brothers start kidnapping them and d bokos start bombing their facilities.

What is 'over sacrificing'?

These people and phantoms!

Already, a sacrifice is an automatic prefix of 'over-' in anything u do. If it's noe beyond the usual bearing capacity, it is not a sacrifice in the first place!

This propaganda of 'over sacrifice' is jes another ploy to put meter at the rate at which one stretches to keep a relationship!

Of course, a sane man knws wen a gesture hurts him more, so there comes no need to do what will damage u for one love that doesn't even exist

chei: Igbos have sacrificed more for nigeria.

na hu send u?
because if una wan talk now, u go dey say 2million kids die!!
Na me u follow go war?

OP, go find place rest jare!

We all knw the majority like their mother, but make nobody no come here dey do as if if she die now, we go accompany her go heaven

ogb5: Amaechi should stop all this cry-cry talk.

The money used in funding the police is public fund and it is not in the interest of the public for the police to be underfunded.

He should just sit down and do his job instead of playing politics with the lives and security of the citizens of his state.

hi everyone, i jes caught another mad man on the street of nairaland.

Mods, kindly show our strayed man to the psychiatric section.

Thank you!

sexymoma: He doesn't even know if it exist....
If i should ask him if he knows any site called nairaland he might probably ask if it a land full of naira note.

dnt bother, we knw he won't knw.

Girls like u are bothered abt guys who will pay and not whether he is a butcher or a hawker

Anyone goes, so far he pays

ckkris: Then they shouldn't come back and do more as they wish, especially this Buhari that opposes Pres Jonathan for hitting Boko Haram hard.
There's no such title as Military President. Just as Idi Amin made himself Professor.

dude, there is no more need to prove ur 'incompetency'. 'Military' is a clear adjective that makes a distinction of the type of subject in power.

I think u shld av that planted in ur brain!

wandeay: Changing to Islam shows she's not convinced that Jesus is real,
#justSaying

she is jes confused. That's all

Let me clear this ruse once and for all.

The problem is not from the companies paying them, it is the agencies who hire them!

If u happen to see how much the companies really pay these agencies, u will marvel.

These securities receive their pay from the agencies who recruits and post them and not the companies they work for!

The cut as much as half of their salaries and pay them the rest.

How do i knw this?

I av a gf who works closely with a man that supplies staffs for companies. She is the one who pays in the cheques from these companies, but when they want to pay, they pay pea nuts to the workers under them!

The same goes with contract staffs who works for banksm they are paid as little as 50k while their real salary doubles that!

The two sensible wives we knw and recognize are Simbiat and kudirat!

The id!ot can try the local govt consellor in her state first and see how it will go!

Na who get the maga?