₦airaland Forum

Odenigbo Aroli: When she make sacrifices to please me. I have one like that who I can KILL for. I don't think there is any girl on NL who can match my woman in any way. Boys with bigger dough are linning up to steal her away from me but my voice alone brings tears of joy to her eyes. She gives me strenght and pride.

ur voice alone dey bring tears?

Dude, try reducing ur pepper intake!
U eat too much chilli!
And dnt get too close to her eyes wen talkin!
Is she dt deaf?

gunuvi: That grandson wicked o. They should also exhume his own corpse too after he die and throw it into the sea (Osama style).

and of what extent will it benefit the corpse whether it is being thrown into the sea, cremated, eaten by the dogs or buried inside the earth?

The dead is fuckin gone! The living are vain!!!

We are jes getting started yo!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]If u cant change ur working hours...try and make it up to her over the weekends. Spend time wit her, and give her a little of what she has been missing I'm sure she will appreciate the effort [/quote]mondi is back!!!

Bliss4Lyfe: A divided nation cannot stand. While, i retain the utmost respect for Pres Barrack Obama, it is evident that Nigerians are the own Genesis of their problem. How can Nigeria justify to the world the recent spate of massacre in the country?

How can Nigerians justify being in the global headline for every negative and shameful media reporting. How can Nigeria justify being on aid despite its natural resource endowment?

No-doubt, some Nigerians will be able to provide justification based on religious and tribal sentiment, whilst they champion one Nigeria. Yes, on the one Nigeria they are correct, because any crime involving a Nigeria regardless of where the crime is committed stigmatizes all with a Nigerian Passport or origin.

Nairaland has gone in the direction of publishing Sadistic and sometimes baseless report because of their ethnocentric outlook, much to the demise of us all, because the west are not tribal focus but racial and national focus. Certain characters that are clearly moderators or administrators on this site, calling the President Retardeen at every opportunity depicts Nigerians as unintelligent and ill-mannered.

Nigerians are hated by other Africans and Caribbeans, in case any Nigerian is unaware, let me break that news to you. All you have is each other and most learn to be your brothers keeper.

what is wrong with this one?

Ko tie yemi gan sef

If u biliv dt Nigeria can be broke, then u shld biliv dt pigs can fly!

Praise God!!!

Mtcheeeewwww!!!!

As things dey go, we dey look am.

And we dey look am because we think say na play!

These guys dey talk am, we no get any foresight.

Foresight say trouble dey loom.

My eastern elders, wetin u dey look?

All ur youths dey walk in paths wey be say dem no go live long to bury u!

Una no go stop these arrogant youth before them get hypertension over lagos state?

Wetin?

like i care!

Ikemba is our own hero. We dnt care if u think we are foolish for calling a man who abandoned us and ran like a girl our hero.

We knw a sane man shldnt call an absconder his hero but as we like to dey beat chest, na ojukwu we want!

U sef reason na, e no go easy make we admit to defeat na! UP IKEMBA!!!!


Disclaimer: mandela aint an hero to me, i prefer tupac amaru shakur. Anyday, anytime, anywhere!

In other news...haters are gon' hate na ni!

Reitiree homes ystdy was a misplaced priority, today's own nko?

Eyin haters, show ur face o

^^
Story. They are all drop outs

Afam4eva: This is a warped mentality and you should be ashamed of yourself for spewing this crap. The same ACN will be the ones shouting democracy to high heaven yet they can't practice what they preach in their own party. Elections are conducted so that the people's choice is selected. If they must continue like this then they have to stop sounding democracy into our ears cos that will make them uber-hypocrites.

a party is an institution that is governed by her own by laws and regulations. And the rules of INEC doesn't mandate it as a compulsion to do primaries.

If parties can reach an agreement, it does not concern even jonathan. They dnt jes pick a candidate, they agree on it.

And dnt try to sound like u're holy than d others by asking them to practice democracy!

Institutions are governed by their own laws, and unless if in contradiction with the satutes of INEC, they are fine by it!

All u people who claim to be intelligent actually sound dumb! Especially when clouded with the fogs of ur unnecessary hatred!

Good one boys. Now tell me, do u knw how to get to jonathan's bedroom?

I am also desperate

rottenegg: Did you finish reading that scroll? Don't lie!!

read wetin? Wen nobody curse me

I dnt knw who old u there are no phone tracking system with our military

Whenever u mentioned Nigeria, u see obsolete and non-functioning machines! Yet EFCC as been able to prove conviction try text msges, hone calls/logs and emails! I knw ds cos i remembered a house being raided at ibadan full of criminals!

But before u can track down a phone call, u need to knw which one. Do u jes track over 5million phones calls that fly in the air per minute?

Do u tint a suspect will use his real details in registering a line?

And FYI, satallite phones are d most difficult to track. Each use a special IP that can only be pinned wen knwn, and jamming a tracking device around it is soo easy!

U can't even pin piont the normal cell phones like mtn and d likes. U can only triangulate and knw d area where it is coming from. This also will only happen if the call was been made long enuff!

And devices such as wireless/BB and satellite phones can be pin-pointed cos of their special use of specific I.P, but u can only do dt if u knw d exact I.P u are tracking because each devide is with a different I.P.

True2myself24: Technically you're not supposed to know what your wife is going to wear on her wedding day till she walks down the aisle.

like i didn't buy the gown/or went shopping at it together!

The OP has lost his case!

And they say wole shoyinka is intelligent

Someone shld remind him dt this is democracy!!!

There is no military president who didn't do as he wishes!!!

seunshaks: I hv a comfy home in Lekki where I live. Well, never mind guys. Thought I could get some help here. Wishing you guys could understand me.

dude, u are brainless!! Is dt the type of lady u dnt wanna loose?

Judging by u not able to knock on her door, and u too, then u are still kids playing a game. But dnt think u already av a life partner, cos in a situation where u are at the south, and her at the north, and there are no time for weekend rendezvous, won't she jes help herself out?

GenBuhari: The Reserves were the only thing Thief Obasanjo left standing when he lost his bid for a 3rd term. I still maintain that he would have looted the reserves as well if he had not unexpectedly lost his 3rd term bid.

hey kid, u shld use ur brain. Even at his military era, he left u with a huge foreign reserve and no debt. Just like he did during his democratic era!

Desola: Na the same mortuary go bury the boat wey sail you come this earth.

see ds aggrieved lady? Na me say make ur fada maltreat u wen u were a kid? Or na me say make ur husband follow housemaid?
Why u come dey frustrate like ds ontop everybody?

Is it because tinubu's daughter has vowed to reshuffle the market sweepers' association? The group wey u be d leader?

Abegi o. No bite me o

well, i am not fascinated by big boobz. Jes remove the strap and u will have to squat and look upwards to see the 'knipples'

JC LADI: I met a girl on her bday(almost a yr now),we started as friends and i later ask her out......we fought over that,that she told me she dont wanna go into any relationship for now,bt we were so close that i cant just be wasting my time on her.....cos even time i try to make i realise how much i love her she will get angry at me.........I dont know what else to do...i deleted her on my bbm,we kept distance for while i ask of her bb pin thinking she will reject but she didnt(not the first time tho)......I dont feel like letting go,bt it seems as a crossroad.......She still get her Ex in her memory.......what can i do?

cut her head!!!
The memory of the EX will be gone!

Desola: Jonathan is a bastard! Tinubu is a confirmed bastard!

They are all BAstards! Soon enough, Nigeria would deal with these bastards!

The people would have the last laugh.

may i remind u ma, that there is no mortuary on Nairaland! If u die so, u go stay rotten ni o

This one wey u dey expand ur throat like crocordie so

Sanboy is aggrieved. I biliv she is talkin from experience.

slimghost: Clown. You have made yourself the laughing stock of Nairaland. Tinubu slave. Hahaahahahahahahaha

u can't continue laughing like that, people will notice ur madness!

991: watching tv program while a housemaid is inside ur bedroom?? SMH for ur uncle.

u av not really said anything! If u av a point, make it known!

OP, i knw wot u may be driving at,

1. That doesn't mean they will start fuckin each other

2. But the maid can plant a drug, a charm or steal.

So, in the long run, i think it is wrong!

Mtcheew!