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well, i am not fascinated by big boobz. Jes remove the strap and u will have to squat and look upwards to see the 'knipples'

JC LADI: I met a girl on her bday(almost a yr now),we started as friends and i later ask her out......we fought over that,that she told me she dont wanna go into any relationship for now,bt we were so close that i cant just be wasting my time on her.....cos even time i try to make i realise how much i love her she will get angry at me.........I dont know what else to do...i deleted her on my bbm,we kept distance for while i ask of her bb pin thinking she will reject but she didnt(not the first time tho)......I dont feel like letting go,bt it seems as a crossroad.......She still get her Ex in her memory.......what can i do?

cut her head!!!
The memory of the EX will be gone!

Desola: Jonathan is a bastard! Tinubu is a confirmed bastard!

They are all BAstards! Soon enough, Nigeria would deal with these bastards!

The people would have the last laugh.

may i remind u ma, that there is no mortuary on Nairaland! If u die so, u go stay rotten ni o

This one wey u dey expand ur throat like crocordie so

Sanboy is aggrieved. I biliv she is talkin from experience.

slimghost: Clown. You have made yourself the laughing stock of Nairaland. Tinubu slave. Hahaahahahahahahaha

u can't continue laughing like that, people will notice ur madness!

991: watching tv program while a housemaid is inside ur bedroom?? SMH for ur uncle.

u av not really said anything! If u av a point, make it known!

OP, i knw wot u may be driving at,

1. That doesn't mean they will start fuckin each other

2. But the maid can plant a drug, a charm or steal.

So, in the long run, i think it is wrong!

Mtcheew!

1. U dnt av to write 'GOD' istead of 'god'. Psychologically, u knw d mere writing of 'GOD' will spark a resentment in some particular people, and they wldnt want to hear more of it.
I put it to u that it was a deliberate option to tickle other people's psychosis against him!

2. By point one, it is safe to admit that ur write up is not to sort people's opininon but to incite them against the essence of Tinubu.

3. As much as u love to ommit the fact dt in 2007 election, he uses all his might to prevent the PDP from taking over the state by rigging and all other means!

If we av that kind of a man in Ogun state in 2007 when we clearly voted for SIA but was overturned by the usual crookness of the PDP, only for their forced candidate to run the state in fear and wretchedness without a mentionable progress !

4. Whether u like it or not, ACN has been a progressive party that has brought nothing but progress to the SW. And whether tinubu is milking us dry or not, is it nt better with the progress we are experiencing than the era of the PDP where we were being milked dry and yet without a single progress?

Desola: Seriously?

Well that is forked up!!!

I refuse to believe that the kings council can confer a title even in the absence of the king. I still don't believe this. If it is true, then I am sorry for my dear state. This is daylight robbery and clear greed.

iyalaje has alwys been by influence, wealth, and not election. What are u people ranting abt?
As a yoruba entity, u shld knw dt the post of iyalaje is a political appointment where the King decides who presides over the office.

And if the interest of the market will be considered, then who else will be a better option to bring influence and govt attention?

She has been in the market since d days of her mother. She is a trader that has travelled far and wide. This is not a matter of age.

In abeokuta, the iyaloja was a toung rich lady, and the iyalaje was alaba lawnson who doesn't even av a market. This was even years back!

We need to be informed.

Desola: Seriously?

Well that is forked up!!!

I refuse to believe that the kings council can confer a title even in the absence of the king. I still don't believe this. If it is true, then I am sorry for my dear state. This is daylight robbery and clear greed.

iyalaje has alwys been by influence, wealth, and not election. What are u people ranting abt?
As a yoruba entity, u shld knw dt the post of iyalaje is a political appointment where the King decides who presides over the office.

And if the interest of the market will be considered, then who else will be a better option to bring influence and govt attention?

She has been in the market since d days of her mother. She is a trader that has travelled far and wide. This is not a matter of age.

In abeokuta, the iyaloja was a toung rich lady, and the iyalaje was alaba lawnson who doesn't even av a market. This was even years back!

We need to be informed.

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that feeling of seniority is the backwardness of nigerian politics!

you are older without brain! aint it jes time u go and book for ur coffin?
mr D-jang-O

but seriously, the crew of the channels TV needs to work on their professionalism.

zetdee: Gbawe gbawe gbawe.. you always raise this Lucky Dube story as prove of the unfair hatred of Nigerian in South Africa, the context of the quote has been explained to you before but you still insist, which i understand. The people who shot lucky Dube was a Mozambique and Zimbabwean national.

"Just to set the record straight on the
this quote that is quoted without
being used in its full context.
When one of the killer was asked in
court if he didn't know that he was
shooting at Lucky Dube,he said No he
thought he was a Nigerian
drugdealer.Rossentenville is
notoriuolsy known for high
population of Nigerians who deals in
drugs.So the killers thought they
where robbing a drug dealer and
thought they will get lot of money
from him since they know that drug
dealers carries a lot of money on
them.
I don't think it was based on pure
hatred for Nigerians,they saw a flashy
car in the place that is notoriously
known for high drug trafficing mostly
run by Nigerians,they decided to rob
it thinking that the owner who is a
'drugdealer' will be carrying lot of
drugs cash on him,they demanded
money and he said he didn't have
and they started shooting at him."

i cldnt biliv i read dt. thinkin u wanted to say something diff from, 'i tot he was a nigerian'

So why am I so sad? A poor little girl (fascinated with western technology) got caught and stripped Unclad for stealing an outdated black berry by a cross section of Nigerian Masses in Lagos. She was tortured, violated, manipulated,molested and Molested. The same girl would not have stolen the blackberry if her money stolen by the Nigerian elite was properly accounted to her.

a thief would av stolen even in abundance. never heard of kleptomaniac?
the girl shld steal food if she is hungry and not phones!!!!

and u cant call for revolution cos i will relax and watch u on tv if u get caught.

and i knw dt even if people follow u to try and make revolution happen, going by your name-edunwosu,it is safe to conclude dt when the going gets tough, u will dress as a woman and abandon us, jes as ur hero did way back!!!

the chest beating from ur side is alarming!

i no fit shout

wetin come 'consign' me? I send u greener pastures?

And by the way, someone shld warn these saffers!!! They wan make e reach to send jes three boko haram wreck their country?

**goes back to drinking garri and watching my black and white tv** a dry bread with a peaceful mind.....

When we are ready to learn, we will start making our kids acquire some very relative skills that cld make them stand alone and use their brains while still in school.

OR:

U can all waste ur cash sending them to school and only school alone while mine acquires a skill along with schooling!

Until u embrace industrialisation along with education, u will keep suffering!

We av heard dt before, tell us what we dnt knw

Is it jes me or anybody have noticed that whenever PDP talk, it sounds straight like words from a 10yr old kid!

Rubbish, gibberish, nonsense is all there is

Suhaibu: @passionate: click the link to read the whole article. It's a comprehensive viewpoint on how the northern leaders shattered their region - and its people.

i'll rather clink glasses than click on the link!

If u had posted the whole article, it won't be a problem for me to click on ur link and read more of it. I av a quite numbers of interesting blogs like dt save in my bookmarks.

But for u to biliv u are wise, and can dangle d carrot in our eyes to decieve us, then sorry o.

U missed!

E no go better for him! Na him papa dey pay africa's salary?

The dude is jes tryin to win another trust of the people. He has chosen his victims properly by tryin to appear as a support for the discriminated. This, will make him look like a man that truly cares.

But i knw, unless michell is dead, his daughters will never be a lesbo!

Phone rings, keneth picked up: hello

Voice: dnt ask who is talkin, jes let me knw if u want this offer or not. How much is ur salary per month?

Keneth: jes 700k.

Voice: make it a million. A year is 12mills. 10yrs is 120mills. Isn't dt right?

Keneth: yes Sir.

Voice: i will pay u for 10yrs, and another 30mills as colateral compensation.

Keneth: (stammering):::what..wh..what will u av me do? I cannot kill or....(Email notification beeps)..

Voice: av u received the mail?

Keneth: it's just....

Voice: read thru, and let me knw if u can do send the exact statement to any news agency. And u knw, u av to resign. Are u...

Keneth: i got u Sir. I..em..how will i get the money because...

Voice: do we av a deal, mr secretary?

Keneth: we do. But the money is ....

Voice: relax. An alert is comi....

Keneth: i av seen it Sir!

Voice: so?

Keneth: firsu thing tomorrow Sir. I swear Sir, i av resigned and....

Dial tone.....

bebe2: Ok,



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If this aint madness, then u gotta tell me what the fucck it is

It is clear nobody undstnds d plot of the whole story. Just allow me explain for u:

I am a site engineer, and i av worked with SCRPS, lagos chapter. They are the ones in charge of school renovations and construction.

Lagos has a strict law as per building construction, and they monitor every building project to the latter. The reinforcements are duly subjected to tests and bribes are not taken in lieu of any shortcoming because, like 3 groups will come per material. Each taking their results to the appropriate authorities. And one group don't knw d other. So if u collecct bribe to write a false report, another will refute it and u're a goner!

Now, in order to avoid these visits, most engineers scheduled most major jobs for public holidays and weekends wen d officials dnt work, or start casting at the late hour wen we knw d official will soon leave. This gives the opportunity to cast through the night, as they will be on their own and standards can be compromised to maximize profit!

Are we clear now?

Great measure requires strict rules!

U will hear him give a speech tomorrow on the internet tv claiming that he wasn't killed.
Watch out

Who are the fools talkin abt contracts wen d article clearly stated what the whole thing was all abt.
There has been no time these two dnt quarell, so?

Sincere 9gerian: Read below some of the quotes from the Op:

"At a DEMONSTRATION EVENT, Fashola said the number of policemen in the state was inadequate considering the number of people in the state"

"Four years after this announcement was made, the state has NOT HAD A TASTE of those promises"

"When we were ABOUT to embark on their installation,the Federal Government contacted us and said we needed to stop"

All of the above quotes are very instructive. If you had any SHAME or iota of honour, you should be apologizing profusely by now. But unfortunately, there's no honour in ACN

and no progress in PDP

Acidosis: You people just open your mouth and insult F.G.
Who will manage the cctv? is it not the same "incompetent" Nigerian Police Force in Lagos? Who employed the NPF? Fashola??
Can Fashola employ all the F.G workers in Lagos? What is a state without the F.G?
If the F.G withdraw/sack all F.G staff in Lagos, don't you think you and your Fashola are doomed??


The refusal of you and your Fashola to remain loyal will cost you guys so many things. You are not the only ACN state... Edo state governor is also working but we never hear bad stories and complains from Oshiomole..

You guys need to ask yourselves, "what is wrong with us?"
Did F.G complained when he banned okada?
cctv has to do with security! Peoples lives are NOT safe if that thing is not managed effectively! Don't be a dummy! you think Nigeria and Nigerians is Fashola's property?? you must be a dreamer!

fellow nairalanders, i av noticed some of u are taking swipes at this comment.
Well, yes, we knw the foolishness in his comment is so glaring, but ignore him.
Acidosis comes from kogi state.
Do i need to say more?

Is there some kind of an obsession on nairaland with the phrase, 'nigerian girls'? Wot exactly are they doing worse than their foreign counterparts?

And the rate at which 'the misconception dt every girl loves money' is eating into some people's brain is appalling. Some dnt even av a dime in their wallets!

I personally knw a particular girl who will hate u immediately u're trying to be ostentatious with ur wealth! She alwys says,'they are jes too arrogant'! And she is well paid, so dnt punch a reason!

With that number three, i think u're fuckin stingy!

If u love someone so much, i dnt think she will ask b4 u buy. I mean, a skirt here, a shoe there, some cash in her account wen u're bouyant and all dt! I personally feel happy doing dt.

But with jes a wide-eyed biatch...i'll use ur point three. No loss, no gain!