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[quote author=sweet-tease]Am not ugly [/quote]u must av scared off every potential sex partner with ur plenty teeth!
And do u av to twist ur head like a zombie to show us ur dimple?

U simply lacked opprtunity!

Guys, relax. Av u forgotten d law of karma?
God help us:
U see some kids who neva gave their parents peace?
Seen some marriage not working out?
Seen some female kids jes getting it wrong at all times?
Law of karma is real. Getting married is not the end of their problem, it's jes d begining!

Anybody bothered to read that?

Dondav: @seun, I think we really need that kiddies section.. Or was it Teenage section?

I can't deal with this anymore

go hang!

50calibre: Another igbo guy doing exploits. The guy looks like he got something upstairs, I can totally see him flying an A380 or Dreamliner in a few years time.

if u won't kidnap his family and force him to fly ur war planes during ur imaginable wars!!!

See his mouth like 'another igbo guy'.
Fool

I will like this girl to introduce me to her herbalist. That man strong wella!
To think 2face chose ds thing will remain a mystery unsolved. And 2face's reason is irrelevant either, i knw he is talkin from 'undue influence'.

And let no one tell me the story of 'beauty and the beholder', we all knw it's crap. The person who invented dt statement shld b damn ugly!!!

We knw it's an hocuspocus!
No beholder will choose a 1977 volks beetle over the sexy bug!

Biliv me, i av a prospect for up to 30 numbers of 30tons truck. But i need to knw if it is not gravel/granite-like materials.

Yorisb: Au contraire, aren't they supposed to be prostrating 2 me for taking away their cheap commodity daughter at NO extra cost to them.

u dnt get it: in yoruba land, most people collect d money and return it with the sayin: we don't sell our daughters!

somalia9: why black women into hair they dont have naturally?

sorry, rephrase ur question, and don't forget the distinction of 'most' or 'some'.
I have met quite a number of ladies, my mum inclusive who dnt use artificial hair.
Not that it's religious, but they jes prefer their natural hair.
My sisters started carryin their natural hair 2yrs ago, i dnt knw wot changed their mind after using every weave-on their hands could grab!
But my girlfriend feels bad wen she's not with a weave! Too bad!
So, it's not all. Ok?
And those who do are riddled with nothing but inferiority complex!

I don tire

Hehehehehehehe!!!
This OP jes like to see ma teeth outside.

kinematic: Just because some people had the opportunity to travel outside of Nigeria, they begin to act amnesic about how things are back home.

Seun keep up the good work, you’ll surely get there.

wot is ds? U probably avnt travelled outta ya village. U'll be amazed by many building design even in ur town, in Nigeria, talkless of the city

As a building technologist, i can point some flaws within this whole building and d design, starting with the roof!
Ordinary architecture.

But why shld it be on d front page. This is an abuse of power!

[quote author=@kenyattaMoore]maybe it's the d*** that's small [/quote]even wit d head of the todger, u can do wonders. The length of the todger is definately not an issue!
U dig?

To show ur love:
1. As a guy, u shld be able to empty ur bank account and give to the lady.

2. As the lady, u shld be able to donate freely, ur womb for money ritual purpose and allow him marry a second wife so as to av kids!
Period!

Will u wait up?
In a few yrs I will meet one of your criteria. Pls.
I love u in advance!

The OP's first statement says she's an idiott.

This one says she's jes a wanna be and doesn't even posseses a mind of her own:

Take the likes of Joke Silva,Genevieve, Rita Dominic,Oprah Winfrey,and oda strong n independent women who r respected or sumtyms feared by their male colleagues. Don't u envy dem n dream of being like dem one day?

And this says she's hungry and needs help

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This reveals her desperation

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And lastly, she has seriously been abused with this:

SAY NO TO GENDER INEQUALITY TODAY!

This OP is definately not happy!

190: So what do u want us to do for you now

I tire

[quote author=@kenyattaMoore]Really? Isn't it just a hole?[/quote]no ma. Some are 'honey pot', I tell ya![quote author=Ijele-igbo]I strongly disagree with you! All v.agina ain't the same thing![/quote]like seriously?
Av u seen one with a tarred path, street light and jucuzzi?

Single with kids. Male and female!
And not fuckin searching!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Meaning you should trust your girl a little bit more dude. Worrying without reason might just turn her off[/quote]the idiott is not trusting himself not his girlie

Will y'all take ur dictionary and check the word 'cheating'? How are those not cheating? If u are in an open relationship, it different! But u go behind and derive pleasure outside ur relationship and y'all trying to justify it?
OP is simply crazy!!!

^^
No mind the yeye guy. E still dey sweet am, e go bite am now!

kimberluge: OP,kidnap her!

LWKMD

Not being gay attracts me to them big time! Whether beautiful or not, I get a hard on with a female.
I only got to avoid the ugly ones!

Moral of the story: dnt go nice with whores!
Let het be jur! Wot sort of lady won't hide her bitcheous instincts on a first meet if not a total whorre!

If I were u, I wld av fuckd her die and ask her not to call again!

U've jes been saved dude. Relax

Y'all jes hate on mtn for nothing. Ironically, it's the best network we got, no matter how odd dt sounds.
Browsing with it sucks, we knw, but the wider coverage gives it more edge.

**yawns**
Gotta go jare. It was some grt fun in the short run