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Phew! |
08101654527 |
arised and honey shey wehdone |
Tamarapetty:pun of the week...hardcore I must confess ![]() |
a player at 32 bros because of two girls ni.....the player thingy will be boring to you soon enough...it ain't about those two cheats bro..its about you,,,,you have lost them.....don't lose yourself too |
amaniro:lmao.. he's mighty eagle from the angry bird movie |
yawns..... too much " vocabulari" indeed from the king of vocabulary.....go talk to them with those small words you used in writing your post. #no hard feelings bro... |
What sort of Photoshop is this...how can zlatan kiss zlatan well sha they are happy... |
at times, the ones who really love us will cross the line to show it.2years of her life and this is what you got Call her & sort things out...time no dey....damn!! |
can you fly down at 5:00 ![]() |
interesting.... |
Parkflash:thank you |
my book of puns( word play )----> chapter 1 MY CHURCH CRUSH 1. I have a crush who loves playing candy crush. 2. She said she'll love me to teach her the guitar; but can I do that with no strings attached? 3. Maybe i should just tell her all about my feelings but I don't want to be like that unfortunate frog who got a flat tire and had his vehicle toad away. 4. Or I might take the risk just like bobrisky..it might pay off..who knows? 5. Or I might blow up this friendship and start apologizing like offset who won't just let cardi B. 6. Weighing the odds just like bet9ja shey na over 2.5 abi na over 3.5? 7. The feelings I have for her is just slowly killing me everyday...hope I'm not placed on a deadline. 8. Her love is tonic water; it has totally schwepped me of my feet. 9. For her sake I'll be an armed robber, I'll steal her heart and bind it with rubber bands of love. 10. Tried getting to know her lately, asked her favorite fruit...she told me apple..should iPhone her I got some for her tonight? 11. Trying to get her to go out with me but my phone's calendar is not correct..hope I'll be able to fix the date. 12. Of all places, I have a crush in church and I pray we both make one temple. kordzTLB verses 2,3,5,7 & 8 are peoples ideas I modified..if you get to see something that looks like yours here or you see your line, #respect .. . |
I'ld like to work in a phone company... should iPhone apple ![]() |
in the mood to remember the past...but her past had always found a way to eavesdrop into her present..what will she do now ![]() |
huh ![]() |
great story....what of Gloria?? and is Austin not too older than chinelo good work |
you were saying?? |
stalwart123:
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CLOSED.... |
the armed robbers had the stolen money tied with rubber bands.... |
my love for pun?double of my love for porn..... |
wish I cld speak Yoruba.... |
I couldn't sleep because of her lie...called her countless times, even sent her an SMS yet no reply...later asked her why she didn't pick up...she said she was reading the bible; communicating with the most high.... |
soul to soul.....spirit to spirit....body to body.....I'll always be with you..... |
Nicklaus619:fast and furious |
muller101:rango |
Kingluqman89:Dom toreto..fast and furious |
what in the "bare foot" is wrong with ma nigga....... |
foaming?? na mouka foam abi vita foam ![]() |
youngfocus:Lol udonminit |
-EvenTheMadManSees . Just an experience I had today... . - directly opposite me: . He was walking like the lunatic that he was,caring less about the immediate world.. . I began to study him from a distance because his direction would determine mine..his left would be my right and his right my left.. Nobody leaves home ready for an afternoon jab by a mad man.. . ....already the raging sun made the earth wet with my sweat.. . In between my thoughts and the present the mad man looked back for the first time ever since I saw him. ...... His eyes were fixed on a lady that was walking past him in the opposite direction.. . I think consciousness returned to him.. . No wonder I said, as I saw what he saw.. . Those hips were vibrating effortlessly yet angrily like that Nokia3310 model. . Oh my lord!!oh my goodness!! of course I shouted that in my mind. . Brethren that is not your everyday ass oh..it was shaking like a tipper.this one was definitely from mars...this one that brought back healing to a mad man for few seconds.... I hail o.. . The lunatic was just there helplessly admiring the creator's work,wondering how just one person was this endowed.. . So he too could recognise ukwu like every normal man.. Hence the phrase..even the mad man sees.. . So I drew a hypothesis "ukwu has the ability to bring back consciousness to a mad man for few seconds" . It will become a theory when I get another experience.. . that's all...bye bye |
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