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LiteratureRe: My Book Of Pun by KingzleyTLB(op): 8:17pm On Dec 17, 2019
Phew!
RomanceRe: Wanna Teach A Few People How To Make Money by KingzleyTLB(m): 11:42am On Oct 28, 2019
angry
08101654527
RomanceRe: I Don't Get Into The Mood For Sex Unless My Girlfriend Pollutes The Air by KingzleyTLB(m): 11:26pm On Feb 01, 2019
arised and honey shey huh wehdone
RomanceRe: Is It Right To Buy A Mobile Device For Someone In A Serious Relationship? by KingzleyTLB(m): 7:49pm On Jan 31, 2019
Tamarapetty:
I feel like dashing a guy money now, with no G-strings attached.
pun of the week...hardcore I must confess grin
RomanceRe: Guys Help A Brother Please!! by KingzleyTLB(m): 9:38am On Jan 12, 2019
a player at 32huh bros because of two girls ni.....




the player thingy will be boring to you soon enough...it ain't about those two cheats bro..its about you,,,,you have lost them.....don't lose yourself too
CelebritiesRe: Ebuka Obi Uchendu Exquisite Outfit To Soundcity MVP Awards by KingzleyTLB(m): 5:02pm On Jan 06, 2019
amaniro:
Ebuka, you're trying too hard nowundecided


Looking like a retired Lieutenant that is mostly just tired grin
lmao.. he's mighty eagle from the angry bird movie
RomanceRe: I Can't Woo A Girl Because Of My Uncontrollable Way Of Using Too Much Vocabulari by KingzleyTLB(m): 4:42pm On Jan 06, 2019
yawns..... too much " vocabulari" indeed from the king of vocabulary.....go talk to them with those small words you used in writing your post.


#no hard feelings bro...
CelebritiesRe: Zlatan Ibile Kisses Seyi Awonuga His Girlfriend (Photos) by KingzleyTLB(m): 9:03am On Jan 05, 2019
What sort of Photoshop is this...how can zlatan kiss zlatanhuh










well sha they are happy...
RomanceRe: She Wants To Tie Me Down With Marriage. Should I End My 2-Year-Old Relationship? by KingzleyTLB(m):
at times, the ones who really love us will cross the line to show it.2years of her life and this is what you got huh Call her & sort things out...time no dey....damn!!
Forum GamesRe: Can You Interpret This? by KingzleyTLB(m): 4:32pm On Jan 03, 2019
can you fly down at 5:00huh
LiteratureRe: Confistified's Diaries by KingzleyTLB(m): 4:24pm On Jan 03, 2019
interesting....
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Pun by KingzleyTLB(op): 8:55pm On Jan 02, 2019
Parkflash:
Those are cool puns
thank you
LiteratureMy Book Of Pun by KingzleyTLB(op): 7:58pm On Jan 02, 2019
my book of puns( word play )----> chapter 1

MY CHURCH CRUSH

1. I have a crush who loves playing candy crush.

2. She said she'll love me to teach her the guitar;
but can I do that with no strings attached?

3. Maybe i should just tell her all about my
feelings but I don't want to be like that
unfortunate frog who got a flat tire and had his
vehicle toad away.

4. Or I might take the risk just like bobrisky..it
might pay off..who knows?

5. Or I might blow up this friendship and start
apologizing like offset who won't just let cardi B.

6. Weighing the odds just like bet9ja shey na over
2.5 abi na over 3.5?

7. The feelings I have for her is just slowly killing
me everyday...hope I'm not placed on a deadline.

8. Her love is tonic water; it has totally
schwepped me of my feet.

9. For her sake I'll be an armed robber, I'll steal
her heart and bind it with rubber bands of love.

10. Tried getting to know her lately, asked her
favorite fruit...she told me apple..should iPhone
her I got some for her tonight?

11. Trying to get her to go out with me but my
phone's calendar is not correct..hope I'll be able
to fix the date.

12. Of all places, I have a crush in church and I
pray we both make one temple.

kordzTLB

verses 2,3,5,7 & 8 are peoples ideas I modified..if
you get to see something that looks like yours
here or you see your line, #respect ..
.
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by KingzleyTLB(m): 3:52pm On Jan 02, 2019
I'ld like to work in a phone company... should iPhone applehuh
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LiteratureRe: 25 Words (collaboration)- Be A Part by KingzleyTLB(m): 8:49am On Jan 02, 2019
in the mood to remember the past...but her past had always found a way to eavesdrop into her present..what will she do nowhuh
CelebritiesRe: Davido Is A Fool And I Hate Him - Beauty Queen by KingzleyTLB(m):
huhhuh
LiteratureRe: The Girl Next Door by KingzleyTLB(m): 1:00pm On Dec 28, 2018
great story....what of Gloria?? and is Austin not too older than chinelohuh good work
RomanceRe: I Think It Is Wrong For Guys To Marry Older Ladies by KingzleyTLB(m): 7:10am On Dec 26, 2018
you were saying??
RomanceRe: MTN Wahala by KingzleyTLB(op): 9:50pm On Dec 25, 2018

RomanceMTN Wahala by KingzleyTLB(op):
CLOSED....
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by KingzleyTLB(m): 5:54pm On Dec 21, 2018
the armed robbers had the stolen money tied with rubber bands....
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by KingzleyTLB(m): 5:46pm On Dec 21, 2018
my love for pun?double of my love for porn.....
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Forum GamesRe: Start With The Last Word(yoruba Version) by KingzleyTLB(m): 9:18pm On Dec 17, 2018
wish I cld speak Yoruba....
Forum GamesRe: Finish Off The Sentence With A Rhyming Word by KingzleyTLB(m): 9:05pm On Dec 17, 2018
I couldn't sleep because of her lie...called her countless times, even sent her an SMS yet no reply...later asked her why she didn't pick up...she said she was reading the bible; communicating with the most high....
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by KingzleyTLB(m): 8:36pm On Dec 17, 2018
soul to soul.....spirit to spirit....body to body.....I'll always be with you.....
Forum GamesRe: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by KingzleyTLB(m): 8:29pm On Dec 17, 2018
Nicklaus619:
I thought you leaving without saying goodbye, actually u never said goodbye. cry .
fast and furious
Forum GamesRe: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by KingzleyTLB(m): 8:26pm On Dec 17, 2018
muller101:
I killed them with one bullet All seven of them
rango
Forum GamesRe: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by KingzleyTLB(m): 8:22pm On Dec 17, 2018
Kingluqman89:
"I dont have friends, I have family"
Dom toreto..fast and furious
RomanceRe: Babe Couldn't Walk In Heels! See Why This Guy Walks Home Barefooted After Church by KingzleyTLB(m): 6:07pm On Dec 16, 2018
what in the "bare foot" is wrong with ma nigga.......
RomanceRe: Some Guys Sha! Why Foaming. by KingzleyTLB(m): 11:10am On Oct 13, 2018
foaming?? na mouka foam abi vita foamhuh
RomanceRe: Even The Mad Man Sees by KingzleyTLB(op): 7:21pm On Sep 29, 2018
youngfocus:
Lol,some ukwu are so massively dat, at d sight of it ,u will start feeling hot, dizzying nd sweating at d same time,that ur heart beat will increase as if u are doing excise for 7hours nor stop,I will suggest u add it to ur hypothesis, dat ukwu can increase rate of heart beat
Lol udonminit
RomanceEven The Mad Man Sees by KingzleyTLB(op): 4:48pm On Sep 29, 2018
-EvenTheMadManSees
.
Just an experience I had today...
.
- directly opposite me:
.
He was walking like the lunatic that he
was,caring less about the immediate world..
.
I began to study him from a distance because his
direction would determine mine..his left would be
my right and his right my left..
Nobody leaves home ready for an afternoon jab
by a mad man..
.
....already the raging sun made the earth wet with
my sweat..
.
In between my thoughts and the present the mad
man looked back for the first time ever since I
saw him.
......
His eyes were fixed on a lady that was walking
past him in the opposite direction..
.
I think consciousness returned to him..
.
No wonder I said, as I saw what he saw..
.
Those hips were vibrating effortlessly yet angrily
like that Nokia3310 model.
.
Oh my lord!!oh my goodness!! of course I shouted
that in my mind.
.
Brethren that is not your everyday ass oh..it was shaking like a tipper.this one was
definitely from mars...this one that brought back
healing to a mad man for few seconds.... I hail o..
.
The lunatic was just there helplessly admiring the
creator's work,wondering how just one person
was this endowed..
.
So he too could recognise ukwu like every normal
man..
Hence the phrase..even the mad man sees..
.
So I drew a hypothesis "ukwu has the ability to
bring back consciousness to a mad man for few
seconds"
.
It will become a theory when I get another
experience..
.
that's all...bye bye

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