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Different _shits for different _bitches

MizTyna:
Damn! I want the recipes

no need, just take a look at d food then u'll get d recipe, or aren't u familiar with any of those stuffs there

YourMain:
I don't know oo.

lol how far now? Where've u been?

YourMain:
Who ? Why don't you ask him ? I don't know.

u don't knw who? Even the eskimos knws the Nobel Laureate of nairaland

seunwen2:
I want to walk with God blameless and spotless

bro d only way to stop it is to get very very busy, I mean very busy *talking frm experience*

Tell God to make u impotent Or make urself impotent, how abt dat?

YourMain:
Eh ?

yes o......how abt wole shoyinka? Its been a while dat I saw him online

Synzu:
Yup. Mr. Nobel Laureate has loonngg figured this out

lol, I guess that was what blew yourmain's heart

poshestmina:

excuse me ma'am

Synzu:
Oh.. I was gonna Cc you

u knw dats Decker's selling point

Shortyy:
Chronic

u mean u are a chronic masturbator?

Shiite!

spencekat:
It's Civil Engineering/Architecture.How dare you compare the whole Engineering to Architecture.

don't mind him, let him com and try electrical/electronics,pure electronics or telecommunications

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I can only laugh. I studied physics and it changed my life, my physique, the shape of my head, mixed my brain together. I cried, I prayed, I read till I shed hot tears, I watched my course mate go insane, some fainted, some withdrew.
I crammed 18 pages of pure formulas in just 2 days to pass, I solved Mathematical Physics where the lecturer would give you the answer and ask you to solve backwards to get the question. Quantum Physics gave me Migraine till date.
One day I woke and started cursing Einstein, Schrödinger, Fermi, all the dead Scientists
If I hear again that Chemistry is tougher than Physics, I will vex

All the lecturers and Profs I know that truly know Physics are no longer normal. They don't act normal
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brother u can come and try electronics, pure electronics, u'll run mental

Misterpaul:
Phyno drinking Orijin..But, him be ambassador for Guinness made of black. E be like him wan loose hin endorsement contact.

guiness are d makers of origin bro

Davido no get taste ah swear....Smh

sinequanon:
In a clan of hyenas, the males have the lowest status, according to some studies. Even an adult male is lower status than a female cub.

In a pack of dogs, the dominant dog could be male or female.

Nature is not as simple as males being dominant or "having pride".

males are always dominant(tho there as some exceptions as u stated) but majority of males like to control their territories, they always wanna take charge

Shiite

I can't imagine myself eating a woman's.............gosh! Especially naija woman

An average man has pride, also check out other male animals( lion etc) u'll see dat its only normal 4 males to have pride

D babe is fine, I didn't c d guy cos I ain gay

ozila:
and this make front-page.?

my nigga how far na? No new tory?

Stale.......*sipping my black bullet*

Is she related to kante of leicester city(d guy wey resemble rat wey carry lassa)just asking tho

Lie mohamed

Aminat508:
say God

u are a bit late, my happy mood has reduced a bit

Aminat508:

send me ur acct number I'm so happy right now

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erusen:
u talk say u go do val for your bae now,like seriously can you have a bae and not celebrate valentine with her

lol, how far who u go support today? I knw say na ur brother wey dey play ur pattern 4 epl

erusen:
wentin concern gay concern this issue?.

as u dey expect say I no get bae at my age

Someone argued abt dis in some thread like dat..............dis shit is abt to go down

erusen:
u get bae before

y nt? U be gay?